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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

AverySpecialfriend posted:

Roy Moore beat up by a street gang of 14yo girls

roy moore walking downstairs to get his morning coffee and his tendonds get cut by someone hiding behind his staircase

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tapine
Sep 3, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Anime Schoolgirl posted:

the long and short of it is that dude needs a russian hooker next to him at all times on set or else he demands handies from any women he comes across

*handbeezys

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

FabioClone posted:

What did Steven Segal do to be under siege like this?

Tell me before I look it up, is it more pathetic or more horrifying?

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/jdawsey1/status/929107052403806210

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

boethius posted:

no court would convict
except in Alabama

AverySpecialfriend
Jul 8, 2017

by Hand Knit
Roy Moore gets truth serum and confesses to all his sex crimes and then his head explodes

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

Duckaerobics
Jul 22, 2007


Lipstick Apathy

FabioClone posted:

What did Steven Segal do to be under siege like this?

Tell me before I look it up, is it more pathetic or more horrifying?

If i remember right he was a huge creep casting female leads in his movies. Meeting them in a robe in his hotel room or apartment. One woman said he made a big point of showing of his handgun, before implying that she should have sex with him if she wanted the part.

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

build a wall around alabama and don't let any white people out imho

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



progesterone, antigesterone, transgesterone

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Duscat posted:

build a wall around alabama and don't let any white people out imho

boethius
Jul 10, 2001

Space bunnies have three ears

Duscat posted:

build a wall around alabama and don't let any white people out imho

I support the creation of Magastan

Hamelekim
Feb 25, 2006

And another thing... if global warming is real. How come it's so damn cold?
Ramrod XTreme

Agrajag posted:

its called getting older, it happens to everyone

It's called major plastic surgery. There are plenty of articles out there on the work she has had done.

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


https://twitter.com/AP/status/928972923565682688

AverySpecialfriend
Jul 8, 2017

by Hand Knit

tacodaemon posted:

progesterone, antigesterone, transgesterone

Roy Moore wakes up with boobies and then gets thrown in Alabama Hyper Jail for gender crimes

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

AverySpecialfriend posted:

Roy Moore beat up by a street gang of 14yo girls

the ending of Death Proof but with light up sketchers going off as one of them does a heel drop kick to his throat crushing his windpipe

Ugly Tony
May 6, 2005

It's not even Tuesday, dog

FabioClone posted:

What did Steven Segal do to be under siege like this?

Tell me before I look it up, is it more pathetic or more horrifying?

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Schnorkles posted:

Roy Moore got 51.7% in his last election. He's not unbeatable, but I just have a hard time thinking Alabama elects a democratic senator.

Alabama had at least one Democratic Senator (and often two) from the turn of the 20th century until 1997.

I know. I couldn't believe it either.

TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.


boethius posted:

I support the creation of Magastan

my support depends on how quickly we intend to Bomb it

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

i take that to mean this is extremely true

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Lastgirl posted:

the ending of Death Proof but with light up sketchers going off as one of them does a heel drop kick to his throat crushing his windpipe

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

lmao what i wouldn't pay to see the saudis get wrecked by the iranians

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
roy moore's lower half crushed under a falling pile of teen vogue magazines and when they find him raccoons have already eaten his face but hes still alive

AverySpecialfriend
Jul 8, 2017

by Hand Knit
The Pedophile Lake Monster gets caught by Mystery Inc and it was Roy Moore all along

boethius
Jul 10, 2001

Space bunnies have three ears

TotalHell posted:

my support depends on how quickly we intend to Bomb it

The plan is to flood the Magastan with Papa Johns and wait for nature to take its course

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Lastgirl posted:

the ending of Death Proof

:lol::lol::lol:

thanks for the reminder

that chase scene and ending was so loving good!!!!

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

mdemone posted:

Alabama had at least one Democratic Senator (and often two) from the turn of the 20th century until 1997.

I know. I couldn't believe it either.

this is not particularly surprising tbh, the completion of the deep southern realignment didn't really happen until Obama.

Quotey
Aug 16, 2006

We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.
lol at iran not filing off the ballistics markings from the inside of their missile cannon

D O R K Y
Sep 1, 2001

I remember this article from lifehacker: https://lifehacker.com/the-your-fave-is-problematic-reading-list-1819283807

And basically the article writer didn't even know why Louis CK was in the header image for his article (probably a different editor provided it). It was maddening for me to read his replies to comments asking why CK was there and all he had was the ability to point to jokes to where he said bad words. Additionally the comments that call them out for witchhunting CK are really something on retrospect.

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

:unsmigghh:

AverySpecialfriend
Jul 8, 2017

by Hand Knit
Scooby-Doo farts all over roy Moores face for an extended period but idk he might enjoy that

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
Arkansas had a democratic triplicate (gov + both houses + i think both senators) until like 2008

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

hahaah holy poo poo

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

lol dude tell it to the judge

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

quote:

“If she gets to pick her judges, nothing you can do, folks,” Mr. Trump said, as the crowd began to boo. He quickly added: “Although the Second Amendment people — maybe there is, I don’t know.”

ah, a simpler time

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/FullFrontalSamB/status/929095061618470913

AverySpecialfriend
Jul 8, 2017

by Hand Knit
Roy Moore accidentally puts hot sauce on food one time and dies

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


https://twitter.com/markleggett/status/929109068064493568

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SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


https://twitter.com/DavidBegnaud/status/929101457839853568

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