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Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
So Conor had jumped in the cage as he thought the fight was finished but it was actually Goddard calling an end to the round. Then he went after Goddard and after poo poo got back under control the fight was actually called off as a first round TKO victory for Ward, Conor's training partner.

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MysteryNad
Dec 5, 2003

Here in my guard
I feel safest of all
I can lock up my guard
It's the only way to fight
In guard
So, which alternate will win this GP?

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.

MysteryNad posted:

So, which alternate will win this GP?

Kimbo

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries

MysteryNad posted:

So, which alternate will win this GP?

James Thompson

Fat Twitter Man
Jan 24, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Le Saboteur posted:

So Conor had jumped in the cage as he thought the fight was finished but it was actually Goddard calling an end to the round. Then he went after Goddard and after poo poo got back under control the fight was actually called off as a first round TKO victory for Ward, Conor's training partner.

Charlie Ward is the 3-4 guy with concussion brain who got spiked on his head by a guy with a funny name the UFC brought in to lose.

DO YALL WANT A BOXC
Jul 20, 2010

HAHA! WOOOOOOO WOOO!
Fun Shoe

willie_dee posted:

James Thompson

is he fit? or has it been a succession of cheat days lately

henkman
Oct 8, 2008
Mir is going to easily sweep that tournament

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

Whoever said Chael will tap Fedor and lose to King Mo.

Yeah, you're probably right unless you can think of a stupider turn of events.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Captain Log posted:

Whoever said Chael will tap Fedor and lose to King Mo.

Yeah, you're probably right unless you can think of a stupider turn of events.

Chael tapping Fedor and then getting flagged in a scheduled urine screening and being replaced by Fedor who gets scheduled to fight King Mo, who withdraws from the fight due to constipation. Fedor loses to last-minute replacement Chad Griggs.

chaleski
Apr 25, 2014

The worst possible result would be Bader just wrestling everyone, so naturally that's gonna happen

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Whatever's the funnier result, I'll take it. Currently think it's either Bader or Roy winning

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011
bader seems like the best fighter there by some margin so he will probably win

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
I'm going with that young and upcoming guy named Fedor to win it all!

He won't

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries

DO YALL WANT A BOXC posted:

is he fit? or has it been a succession of cheat days lately





He is in amazing shape, which is doubly incredible because there isn't a fight for him in sight.

Nifft
Oct 5, 2001
I'm absolutely spiffng!
They need to cut some bloodsport style promos for this event.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

CommonShore posted:

Chael tapping Fedor and then getting flagged in a scheduled urine screening and being replaced by Fedor who gets scheduled to fight King Mo, who withdraws from the fight due to constipation. Fedor loses to last-minute replacement Chad Griggs.

loving Christ, this is exactly what's going to happen.

Fentry
Mar 7, 2003



I think they should throw Mousasi in there since he has SUPER HLUK experience

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib

DO YALL WANT A BOXC posted:

scott coker is a treasure




Fedor
Mir
Mitrione
Nelson
Bader
Rampage
Lawal
Sonnen

they shoulda added:

sergei
davis
bonnar
tito
wanderlei
kongo
beltran
James Thompson

The world is beautiful

MysteryNad
Dec 5, 2003

Here in my guard
I feel safest of all
I can lock up my guard
It's the only way to fight
In guard
Bellator sure knows how to promote a tape delayed card. The commercial was just "What made Conor McGregor storm the Bellator Cage?! Find out tonight!"

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

I'm not necessarily proud of this but I'm gonna leave it here anyways.
THAT ONE FIGHTER YOU KNOW! ON BELLATOR! TONIGHT!

Fat Twitter Man
Jan 24, 2007

by R. Guyovich
Legitimate UFC Rival Promotion Bellator picking up the UFC's scraps in increasingly pathetic ways

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

What is the Super HLUK Champ up to these days? I'm sure he has free time.

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed

Captain Log posted:

What is the Super HLUK Champ up to these days? I'm sure he has free time.

Minowaman is still at it, a few months ago in Road FC he entered a wormhole to 2005 Pride and fought Dong-sik Yoon, and was losing until Dong gave up with a broken finger.

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad
I'll be honest. I didn't know Thompson was bald by choice.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
Oh no, the giant obese Chinese sumo baby is fighting Fujita

https://youtu.be/lsSULK8NpT4

Bushmeister
Nov 27, 2007
Son Of Northern Frostbitten Wintermoon

willie_dee posted:





He is in amazing shape, which is doubly incredible because there isn't a fight for him in sight.

Why has someone photoshopped James Thompson's head on Alistair Overeem's body, idgi

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib

willie_dee posted:





He is in amazing shape, which is doubly incredible because there isn't a fight for him in sight.

how many steroids is he on?

he looks better with hair.

Bundt Cake
Aug 17, 2003
;(
is that a gypsy hes removing?

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries

Neurosis posted:

how many steroids is he on?

None he’s lost a ton of weight what the gently caress you on about mate he’s like 235 there.

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries

Bundt Cake posted:

is that a gypsy hes removing?

That's his yoga instructor who wants him to promote yoga as being manly so more men turn up to class.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Bundt Cake posted:

is that a gypsy hes removing?

lol

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

Bundt Cake posted:

is that a gypsy hes removing?

loving A.

He does look great. I guess no more double McDonald days for him? I really hope he is an alternate for that heavyweight tourney and King Mo falls into a bath tub.

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
Cro Cop is coming back! I thought he retired after he won the HW Tournament but guess not

https://twitter.com/BrMassami/status/929624135738605573

JaySB
Nov 16, 2006



Hard to turn down getting paid a lot of money to beat up a 50 year old man whose only win in the last decade is over James Thompson

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries

JaySB posted:

Hard to turn down getting paid a lot of money to beat up a 50 year old man whose only win in the last decade is over James Thompson

A heavily injured James Thompson who could barely walk I should add.

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

Digital Jedi posted:

Cro Cop is coming back! I thought he retired after he won the HW Tournament but guess not

Same but with TK and I thought he was dead.

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
Thanks to the best journalist around, shiroobi, I present Imanari's instagram:

https://www.instagram.com/imanarijiujitsu/

Fat Twitter Man
Jan 24, 2007

by R. Guyovich

LobsterMobster posted:

Thanks to the best journalist around, shiroobi, I present Imanari's instagram:

https://www.instagram.com/imanarijiujitsu/

Are these the faces of all the men he's crippled?

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


LobsterMobster posted:

Thanks to the best journalist around, shiroobi, I present Imanari's instagram:

https://www.instagram.com/imanarijiujitsu/

I met Imanari today. I posted about it in the grappling thread.

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Opal
May 10, 2005

some by their splendor rival the colors of the painters, others the flame of burning sulphur or of fire quickened by oil.
That's a really good concept, wish I'd thought of it

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