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Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?
Well Jim ain't happy. Just a few weeks after killing visceral, EA has swallowed up Respawn Entertainment. Bye bye to Titanfall, hello to metacritic score determined monetary bonuses for another Star Wars game. Because tying bonuses to metacritic scores is still a thing apparently.

EDIT: Holy poo poo, it looks like almost 140 million dollars of the 400 million that EA paid to acquire Respawn will only be disbursed to the company upon achieving those metacritic scores.

In less depressing news, yay, Phelous has a new Dingo Pictures video!

Arc Hammer fucked around with this message at 20:48 on Nov 10, 2017

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Max Wilco
Jan 23, 2012

I'm just trying to go through life without looking stupid.

It's not working out too well...

Here's a better take!

https://twitter.com/tha_rami/status/928936080551882752

And by 'better take,' what I mean is 'comparison that doesn't really seem appropriate or fitting.'

Mars4523
Feb 17, 2014

Max Wilco posted:

Here's a better take!

https://twitter.com/tha_rami/status/928936080551882752

And by 'better take,' what I mean is 'comparison that doesn't really seem appropriate or fitting.'
The guy is referencing Twitch streamers, isn’t he?

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
Look who's having wider cultural impact!

https://twitter.com/melinapendulum/status/929106094118580224

lornekates
Oct 3, 2014

Web Developer for phelous.com dot com.
FYI: As per Brad on the latest Midnight Screening, he's getting married on Saturday. So that answers that. Congrats.

Jimbot
Jul 22, 2008

Max Wilco posted:

Here's a better take!

https://twitter.com/tha_rami/status/928936080551882752

And by 'better take,' what I mean is 'comparison that doesn't really seem appropriate or fitting.'

More like

"As I said earlier..."

Find out what he said earlier just for 5 dollars!

"micro transactions and F2P are killing"

Find out the rest in the next DLC. Order the season pass now! Just 20 dollars!

DLC is release, publisher closes down development studio, purchases another. Employees are out of the job and don't see a cent of those DLC profits. A real boon to the industry that.

Puppy Time
Mar 1, 2005


lornekates posted:

FYI: As per Brad on the latest Midnight Screening, he's getting married on Saturday. So that answers that. Congrats.

:hellyeah:

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

I’m watching a recording of a livestream between Lindsay and Contrapoints, and in it Lindsay says she’s going to be posting a video about Harvey Weinstein and abuse in Hollywood. Did she ever post that video? I can’t find one that fits the description on her channel.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

business hammocks posted:

I’m watching a recording of a livestream between Lindsay and Contrapoints, and in it Lindsay says she’s going to be posting a video about Harvey Weinstein and abuse in Hollywood. Did she ever post that video? I can’t find one that fits the description on her channel.

When is this recording from? I don't think she's posted anything like that yet.

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

Absurd Alhazred posted:

When is this recording from? I don't think she's posted anything like that yet.

It’s on Contra’s channel where she posts her streams, from maybe a week or two ago. The title is “Transvoremers 2.” It’s about 20 minutes in.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

business hammocks posted:

It’s on Contra’s channel where she posts her streams, from maybe a week or two ago. The title is “Transvoremers 2.” It’s about 20 minutes in.

Eh, then it's probably going to be a while. She just published that Hunchback of Notre Dame video which seems like it was a lot of work.

Alacron
Feb 15, 2007

-->Have tearful reunion with your son
-->Eh
Fun Shoe
In a Best of the Worst first second? The gang watches a movie about a sasquatch.

JordanKai
Aug 19, 2011

Get high and think of me.


Is it okay to link to your own content in this thread? If so, I decided to hop onto the Making Fun of CinemaSins bandwagon by looking at their video covering Hellboy and poking holes in it. I don't think CinemaSins is really anyone's style in this thread, so I figured some of you might enjoy this!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtq6Jz9vXWk

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbpxPvknxeo

Joe reviews Call of Duty WW2. God, that campaign just seems like the epitome of :effort:

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

JordanKai posted:

Is it okay to link to your own content in this thread? If so, I decided to hop onto the Making Fun of CinemaSins bandwagon by looking at their video covering Hellboy and poking holes in it. I don't think CinemaSins is really anyone's style in this thread, so I figured some of you might enjoy this!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtq6Jz9vXWk

CinemaSins is trash and should be destroyed. Welcome to the party of people doing God’s work here on Earth. The bandwagon has room for all.

New Butt Order
Jun 20, 2017
Trashing Cinema Sins feels like picking apart Top 10 channels, railing against unboxing videos, or leaving scathing reviews for your local fast food chain. Like, yeah it's trash and your criticisms are all factually correct but I'm just constantly surprised that so many people even notice or care.

You do you, but man I just don't get the appeal.

New Butt Order fucked around with this message at 00:10 on Nov 12, 2017

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?
Super Bunnyhop reviews Wolfenstein II

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
I think the thing that makes them a more 'valid' target to many is that as has been pointed out by others they want to play both sides of the 'lol it's just jokin around' and 'no but this is actually how I feel about the movie'. Like, McDonalds probably doesn't genuinely think they're fine dining and the top ten channels probably shouldn't try to present themselves as anything but funtimes silly stuff. It's a 'stay in your lane' issue, if Sins didn't constantly have people talk about how this is great insight and their 'sins' didn't constantly reference their own reviews and all it'd be better.

Also hey goon, anyone who's nerdy enough to pull a "AAAACTUALLY THE BOOK OF THE WORM IS A GRIMOIRE NOT AN ENCYCLOPEDIA SO THIS IS STILL INCORRECT" is good in my book.

Puppy Time
Mar 1, 2005


I'm on board for picking apart CS because it makes me unreasonably mad when people are smugly pedantic and WRONG WRONG WRONG so it's very satisfying to hear someone saying as much.

I do not feel this justifies the CS crit videos on a wider level, but I am glad that they exist.

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747

Harrow posted:

Having once fallen for arguing for pages with Bibs (about Fallout 4, of all the stupid things), I'm almost certain he's just an avatar of bad opinions made manifest specifically to troll people on these, the Something Awful forums.

The only thing that throws me is that he appears to like The Good Place, which is a certified good and correct opinion.

i'm waaaaay behind and i really don't want to turn this back into an insane Bibs derail, but his "gimmick" (if he really has one- maybe "forums brand" is more appropriate) is a little weirder than that

90% of MisterBibs' opinions are totally fine. for example, he's actually pretty much right about the lootboxes. I'm not going to say they're, like, never ever exploitative because that would be dumb as gently caress (for example Forza 7's model sounds awful), but the games I've played with them (Overwatch, Shadow of War) have been A-OK in my opinion.

in Overwatch's case, the game basically shits them all over you for free (you get 3 per week from arcade modes, plus one on every level-up, plus one for your first victory in a new arcade mode) and the contents don't actually have any bearing on the game. they provide no actual advantage, just neat skins and voice lines and such. in Shadow of War's case, while the lootboxes do contain gameplay-relevant stuff, it's even more generous with the free ones (since you can buy them with in-game currency that the game hands out like loving candy), and everything in lootboxes can be gotten through the core gameplay loop of orc pokemon really easily.

the thing about Bibs, though, is that the remaining 10% of his opinions are so unbelievably bizarre and stupid, and his personal life is such a bizarre trainwreck from what goons have seen, that regardless of what he says it inevitably starts an insanely long derail about how he's actually wrong about everything and needs to choke on a hot dog. Bibs could say "the sky is blue" and a goddamned tidal wave of goons would come out of the woodwork to say "ACTUALLY NO IT'S PURPLE" because it's Bibs saying it. essentially, he trolls without trolling.

I'm pointing this out because I'm... honestly kind of impressed by it. he's one of the more entertaining trolls I've ever seen on this forum, and frankly BotL could stand to take a few lessons.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

LORD OF BOOTY posted:

i'm waaaaay behind and i really don't want to turn this back into an insane Bibs derail, but his "gimmick" (if he really has one- maybe "forums brand" is more appropriate) is a little weirder than that

90% of MisterBibs' opinions are totally fine. for example, he's actually pretty much right about the lootboxes. I'm not going to say they're, like, never ever exploitative because that would be dumb as gently caress (for example Forza 7's model sounds awful), but the games I've played with them (Overwatch, Shadow of War) have been A-OK in my opinion.

in Overwatch's case, the game basically shits them all over you for free (you get 3 per week from arcade modes, plus one on every level-up, plus one for your first victory in a new arcade mode) and the contents don't actually have any bearing on the game. they provide no actual advantage, just neat skins and voice lines and such. in Shadow of War's case, while the lootboxes do contain gameplay-relevant stuff, it's even more generous with the free ones (since you can buy them with in-game currency that the game hands out like loving candy), and everything in lootboxes can be gotten through the core gameplay loop of orc pokemon really easily.

the thing about Bibs, though, is that the remaining 10% of his opinions are so unbelievably bizarre and stupid, and his personal life is such a bizarre trainwreck from what goons have seen, that regardless of what he says it inevitably starts an insanely long derail about how he's actually wrong about everything and needs to choke on a hot dog. Bibs could say "the sky is blue" and a goddamned tidal wave of goons would come out of the woodwork to say "ACTUALLY NO IT'S PURPLE" because it's Bibs saying it. essentially, he trolls without trolling.

I'm pointing this out because I'm... honestly kind of impressed by it. he's one of the more entertaining trolls I've ever seen on this forum, and frankly BotL could stand to take a few lessons.

You've entirely skipped over our major issue with lootboxes, which is about Developers getting kids addicted to gambling and just plain preying on people with addiction issues for profit. On purpose.

Akett
Aug 6, 2012

The real problem people have with Bibs is that when he's wrong and people try to make him understand that he's wrong he reveals that his head is a thin layer of iron encasing a neutron plasma so dense that one teaspoon weighs more than the Earth.

Motto
Aug 3, 2013

All his arguments are "it's popular so you're wrong and must be insincere".

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

Neddy Seagoon posted:

You've entirely skipped over our major issue with lootboxes, which is about Developers getting kids addicted to gambling and just plain preying on people with addiction issues for profit. On purpose.

Plus there's even the basic stuff like 'oh a gacha game lets you grind tokens so it's not that bad and you don't have to pay' when Gacha games specifically drip feed you tokens so that you have to buy them if you want to buy additional characters since it takes an eternity to obtain them otherwise.



JordanKai posted:

Is it okay to link to your own content in this thread? If so, I decided to hop onto the Making Fun of CinemaSins bandwagon by looking at their video covering Hellboy and poking holes in it. I don't think CinemaSins is really anyone's style in this thread, so I figured some of you might enjoy this!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtq6Jz9vXWk

Good stuff, I think that you actually highlight the main problem with Jeremy in that he is incapable of taking something at face value. Nevermind the misrepresenting stuff or just blatantly being wrong, he's unable to accept that a movie is a movie and sometimes things just happen or are different.


Motto posted:

All his arguments are "it's popular so you're wrong and must be insincere".


see also; Fallout 2 and New Vegas being worse than 3 because Super Mutants aren't just orcs and have layers along with not being slabs of meat that you pump bullets into.

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747

Neddy Seagoon posted:

You've entirely skipped over our major issue with lootboxes, which is about Developers getting kids addicted to gambling and just plain preying on people with addiction issues for profit. On purpose.

...except the "gambling" is literally free in a good chunk of the lootbox games. and not, like, "grind tokens in a gacha game" free, just playing the game normally will cause you to get shitloads of them. I have not dropped a dime on Overwatch since I bought the game and I'm loving swimming in skins and voice lines and sprays and other assorted random cosmetic crap.

see, this is why I said what I said: Bibs made an okay point and everyone proceeded to go Full Local News Fearmongering simply because it's the opposite of what Bibs said.

Akett
Aug 6, 2012

LORD OF BOOTY posted:

...except the "gambling" is literally free in a good chunk of the lootbox games. and not, like, "grind tokens in a gacha game" free, just playing the game normally will cause you to get shitloads of them. I have not dropped a dime on Overwatch since I bought the game and I'm loving swimming in skins and voice lines and sprays and other assorted random cosmetic crap.

see, this is why I said what I said: Bibs made an okay point and everyone proceeded to go Full Local News Fearmongering simply because it's the opposite of what Bibs said.

Dude, companies specifically and directly target people with low impulse control. This is an actual thing. The fact that some are better than others doesn't make the ones who are scummy less scummy.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
I have HAD it up to HERE with these MOTHERFUCKING LOOTBOXES in this MOTHERFUCKING THREAD

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


LORD OF BOOTY posted:

...except the "gambling" is literally free in a good chunk of the lootbox games. and not, like, "grind tokens in a gacha game" free, just playing the game normally will cause you to get shitloads of them. I have not dropped a dime on Overwatch since I bought the game and I'm loving swimming in skins and voice lines and sprays and other assorted random cosmetic crap.

see, this is why I said what I said: Bibs made an okay point and everyone proceeded to go Full Local News Fearmongering simply because it's the opposite of what Bibs said.

I, an ordinary player, have not dropped a dime on Overwatch since I bought the game and gotten maybe one skin that I liked?

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
HBomb is stuck in a bathroom. I hope he'll be okay! :ohdear:

https://twitter.com/Hbomberguy/status/929557975882194944

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


I know how that feels

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

Absurd Alhazred posted:

HBomb is stuck in a bathroom. I hope he'll be okay! :ohdear:

https://twitter.com/Hbomberguy/status/929557975882194944

I think this is like an ARG where we have to use clues in the video to find I’d apartment, then break in and trash the place and eat all his food. Then save him eventually.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

business hammocks posted:

I think this is like an ARG where we have to use clues in the video to find I’d apartment, then break in and trash the place and eat all his food. Then save him eventually.

Please avoid literal poop touching, thanks!

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

do i need to quote the posts about mexicans again, stop talking about that stupid motherfucker hot dog man

DoubleCakes
Jan 14, 2015

Absurd Alhazred posted:

HBomb is stuck in a bathroom. I hope he'll be okay! :ohdear:

https://twitter.com/Hbomberguy/status/929557975882194944

Tweet deleted? Must be a conspiracy!

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

LORD OF BOOTY posted:

...except the "gambling" is literally free in a good chunk of the lootbox games. and not, like, "grind tokens in a gacha game" free, just playing the game normally will cause you to get shitloads of them. I have not dropped a dime on Overwatch since I bought the game and I'm loving swimming in skins and voice lines and sprays and other assorted random cosmetic crap.

see, this is why I said what I said: Bibs made an okay point and everyone proceeded to go Full Local News Fearmongering simply because it's the opposite of what Bibs said.

If it makes you feel better you rehashing his dumb arguments doesn't make me like them anymore.

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

The best reply was “try clicking on everything and then take a screenshot of your inventory so we can suggest what items to combine.”

But he probably hit his head on the toilet tank and is slowly drowning. RIP hbomb. I liked you better than Shaun (don’t tell Shaun).

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


either
a) he got out
or
b) someone's already found his dead body with twitter still open on his phone clutched in one hand and decided to let him be remembered with some dignity

TheMaestroso
Nov 4, 2014

I must know your secrets.

LORD OF BOOTY posted:

...except the "gambling" is literally free in a good chunk of the lootbox games. and not, like, "grind tokens in a gacha game" free, just playing the game normally will cause you to get shitloads of them. I have not dropped a dime on Overwatch since I bought the game and I'm loving swimming in skins and voice lines and sprays and other assorted random cosmetic crap.

It doesn't matter how many freebies you get (casinos keep people playing by giving things away like drinks and tickets to live shows), the fact remains that their contents are randomized. You have zero guarantee that you'll get the skin/voice/etc. that you want. This means that the game is conditioning you to open more and more in hopes of getting what you want. This has a particularly toxic effect on people who can't handle this, and will then spend real money to get whatever cosmetic items they want. It gets worse with games that allow you to straight-up buy advancement in a game, because impatient or frustrated players will feel the push to pay out to get to the next bit of the game. This kind of thing is actively damaging to a game's design, because instead of having these things built into the experience of the game, they're peripheral and able to be purchased at any time.

TheMaestroso fucked around with this message at 05:43 on Nov 12, 2017

lornekates
Oct 3, 2014

Web Developer for phelous.com dot com.

LORD OF BOOTY posted:

i'm waaaaay behind

Have you considering continuing your trend?

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New Butt Order
Jun 20, 2017

LORD OF BOOTY posted:

...except the "gambling" is literally free in a good chunk of the lootbox games. and not, like, "grind tokens in a gacha game" free, just playing the game normally will cause you to get shitloads of them. I have not dropped a dime on Overwatch since I bought the game and I'm loving swimming in skins and voice lines and sprays and other assorted random cosmetic crap.

see, this is why I said what I said: Bibs made an okay point and everyone proceeded to go Full Local News Fearmongering simply because it's the opposite of what Bibs said.

Counterpoint: Actual real life lawyers who actually deal with gambling law say that lootboxes are gambling because (at least in the US) the actual exchange of currency doesn't have anything to do with whether or not something is gambling and Blizzard et al are simply getting away with it because nobody cares enough and they are making enough money to eat the inevitable fines.

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