AUG Thread: AUGgam's razor

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Munchables: Feb 8, 2015; Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Oh.

Oh god.

Is that like, a paper mache mold of the sock, but made of cummies?

It is the sock

# ? Nov 13, 2017 06:48

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# ? May 16, 2024 11:22

Prokhor Zakharov: Dec 31, 2008; This is me as I make another great post

Good luck with your depression!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-MkduVh0wM

Zuckerberg inspects a disaster just like a real human president would do

# ? Nov 13, 2017 06:51

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

OH MY GOD STOP SAYING CUMMIES

# ? Nov 13, 2017 06:55

I brought my Drake: Jul 10, 2014; These high-G injections have some serious side effects after pulling so many jumps.

Imagine four balls on the edge of a cliff.

# ? Nov 13, 2017 06:59

snoo: Jul 5, 2007

Picnic Princess posted:

OH MY GOD STOP SAYING CUMMIES

OH 😵 MY GOD 🙏😇 STOP 🚫❌🙅🔇 SAYING 📣📢 CUMMIES 🍆💦💦💦💦

# ? Nov 13, 2017 07:15

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Picnic Princess posted:

OH MY GOD STOP SAYING CUMMIES

You just said cummies

# ? Nov 13, 2017 07:55

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Okay. I'll post something extremely ugly.

# ? Nov 13, 2017 08:12

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

Picnic Princess posted:

Okay. I'll post something extremely ugly.

We're waiting!

# ? Nov 13, 2017 08:16

Panfilo: Aug 27, 2011; EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

🚨ATTENTION PERVERTS THIS IS A NO 🚫CUMMIE 💦💦💦 ZONE SO NO FAP FAP 🥊🥊NO SLAP SLAP 🤚✋AND NO CRUSTY CUM SOCKSTHERE'S GONNA BE A LOTTA 🖕🖕 IF PEOPLE KEEP GOING ON AND ON ABOUT SOCKS FULLA FOSSILIZED 💦💦💦 DON'T MAKE YOURSELF A TARGET🎯 SO MAKE SURE TO PUT THAT UNDER CONTROL 🕹️SO YOU DON'T SQUIRT🎉 OUT A POST YOU MIGHT REGRET! 🚨

# ? Nov 13, 2017 08:18

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Jerry Cotton posted:

We're waiting!

This isn't the selfie thread.

# ? Nov 13, 2017 08:24

Megabound: Oct 20, 2012

Picnic Princess posted:

OH MY GOD STOP SAYING CUMMIES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxVDnpsGTZY

# ? Nov 13, 2017 08:56

Sludge Tank: Jul 31, 2007; by Azathoth

This thread has really burst into flames the last few pages.

# ? Nov 13, 2017 08:58

rydiafan: Mar 17, 2009

Sludge Tank posted:

This thread has really burst into flames the last few pages.

It tried to, but it was too damp due to the cum that it simply sizzled and didn't manage to actually lite up. Turns out burning cum smells awful, so I had to spray it with a deodorant body spray just to get the old smell of burnt cum away. It also has some drenched papers stuck to it. That's pretty much it.

# ? Nov 13, 2017 09:08

Mx.: Dec 16, 2006; I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!

why

# ? Nov 13, 2017 09:22

Breetai: Nov 6, 2005; 🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

MissEchelon posted:

why

because daddy's cummies are yummy in my tum tum and make me feel squishy

# ? Nov 13, 2017 09:24

TopHatGenius: Oct 3, 2008; something feels
different; Hot Rope Guy

Normally threads devolve into :goonsay:

derails and lovely arguments.

But now everyone is on the same gross page.

We all came together.

# ? Nov 13, 2017 09:56

Somfin: Oct 25, 2010; In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.; Nap Ghost

Megabound posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxVDnpsGTZY

I have never managed to watch more than 3 seconds of that video. The voice will not allow me to do so.

Many a time I have placed my youtube recs on the chopping block for my fellow goons, now I must request that one of you do the same for me.

Does it continue in the same fashion for the duration? Does it worsen?

# ? Nov 13, 2017 12:09

Megabound: Oct 20, 2012

Somfin posted:

I have never managed to watch more than 3 seconds of that video. The voice will not allow me to do so.

Many a time I have placed my youtube recs on the chopping block for my fellow goons, now I must request that one of you do the same for me.

Does it continue in the same fashion for the duration? Does it worsen?

the cummies song lyrics posted:

It's me and my daddy hanging out
I got pretty hungry so I started to pout
He asked if I was down for something yummy
I asked "what?" and he said he'd give me his cummies
Yeah yeah
I drink them, I slurp them, I swallow them whole
It makes daddy happy so it's my only goal
Harder daddy, harder daddy
One cummie, two cummies, three cummies, four
I'm daddy's princess but I'm also a whore
He makes me feel squishy
He makes me feel good
He makes me feel everything a little should
What, what?

# ? Nov 13, 2017 12:16

Rupert Buttermilk: Apr 15, 2007; 🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

queserasera posted:

Imagine four blue-balls on the edge of a cliff.

# ? Nov 13, 2017 12:16

PCOS Bill: May 12, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

Picnic Princess posted:

He's always salty. Probably a PCOS Bill alt or something.

There are no PCOS Bill alts.

This isn't even the only thread someone was accused of being my alt while I was on a month probation.

# ? Nov 13, 2017 13:05

CelticPredator: Oct 11, 2013; 🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

The ants go marching cum by cum hoorah, hoorah

# ? Nov 13, 2017 13:23

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

# ? Nov 13, 2017 13:25

PCOS Bill: May 12, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

Randaconda posted:

Give it a rest Sparky. A single emoticon is not a reply.

# ? Nov 13, 2017 13:29

Sludge Tank: Jul 31, 2007; by Azathoth

TopHatGenius posted:

Normally threads devolve into derails and lovely arguments.

But now everyone is on the same gross page.

We all came together.

Is it sad that the one apparent thing that will bring goons together is the topic of rotting cum?

# ? Nov 13, 2017 13:32

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

PCOS Bill posted:

Give it a rest Sparky. A single emoticon is not a reply.

# ? Nov 13, 2017 13:41

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

PCOS Bill posted:

Give it a rest Sparky. A single emoticon is not a reply.

# ? Nov 13, 2017 13:49

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

PCOS Bill posted:

Give it a rest Sparky. A single emoticon is not a reply.

# ? Nov 13, 2017 14:06

Altared State: Jan 14, 2006; I think I was born to burn

TopHatGenius posted:

Normally threads devolve into derails and lovely arguments.

But now everyone is on the same gross page.

We all came together.

I support a goon orgy

# ? Nov 13, 2017 14:08

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

We Know Catheters posted:

I support a goon orgy

There's not a bed in the world that could support a goon orgy.

# ? Nov 13, 2017 14:35

Sludge Tank: Jul 31, 2007; by Azathoth

I just got banned from facebook for 30 days for posting the cumbox :smith:

# ? Nov 13, 2017 14:53

Grraarrgghh: Feb 12, 2012; "Bernard, float over here so I can punch you."

Sludge Tank posted:

I just got banned from facebook for 30 days for posting the cumbox

Amateur mistake.

Shoulda slapped some Impact font and a pithy meme on it first.

# ? Nov 13, 2017 15:40

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

Sludge Tank posted:

I just got banned from facebook for 30 days for posting the cumbox

how many likes did you get?

# ? Nov 13, 2017 16:15

Solar Tornado: Aug 9, 2016; A true fool keeps on fighting, even when there is no more glory to be gained

CUM. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO CUM ON YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CUMMIES IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD 💦💦💦 WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE SQUISH I FEEL FOR DADDIES AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. 👅 YUM. 👅 YUM.

I just reread what I did and now I feel kinda sick.

# ? Nov 13, 2017 16:30

LawfulWaffle: Mar 11, 2014; Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.

Somfin posted:

I have never managed to watch more than 3 seconds of that video. The voice will not allow me to do so.

Many a time I have placed my youtube recs on the chopping block for my fellow goons, now I must request that one of you do the same for me.

Does it continue in the same fashion for the duration? Does it worsen?

It doesn't get better, I'll tell you that.

# ? Nov 13, 2017 16:51

ReidRansom: Oct 25, 2004

The thumbnail and title alone have always prevented me clicking it. Even in incognito, I refuse.

# ? Nov 13, 2017 17:49

fins: May 31, 2011; Floss Finder

Picnic Princess posted:

Okay. I'll post something extremely ugly.

reminds me of this

# ? Nov 13, 2017 18:30

Bunni-kat: May 25, 2010; Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?

ReidRansom posted:

The thumbnail and title alone have always prevented me clicking it. Even in incognito, I refuse.

I clicked. Don�t repeat my mistake.

# ? Nov 13, 2017 18:32

Rough Lobster: May 27, 2009; Don't be such a squid, bro

So I feel like viewing the last page or two has flagged me for some FBI watch list, can we move away from cum in general now please?

# ? Nov 13, 2017 19:05

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Rough Lobster posted:

So I feel like viewing the last page or two has flagged me for some FBI watch list, can we move away from cum in general now please?

Cum on don't be such a sissy.

# ? Nov 13, 2017 19:07

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Question Mark Mound: Jun 14, 2006; Tokyo Crystal Mew
Dancing Godzilla

Rough Lobster posted:

So I feel like viewing the last page or two has flagged me for some FBI watch list, can we move away from cum in general now please?

No. I need more cum.

http://blog.wonderush.com/cooking-semen/

# ? Nov 13, 2017 19:15

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