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Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

CannonFodder posted:

"Batman! The city is in a panic! Stomachs are rumbling, riots are breaking out in lines to the bathrooms, cats and dogs hiding from people farts together, mass hysteria!"

"Robin, I believe it is my old foe: The Intolerant Lactose!"

Holey swiss cheese, Batman!

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BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?
We made Caramel Apples, and, well, there was a catastrophic failure...



Caramel is a remarkable plastic.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




BlankIsBeautiful posted:

We made Caramel Apples, and, well, there was a catastrophic failure...



Caramel is a remarkable plastic.

That's not what I meant by apple dumplings.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀


What the gently caress that's not how you spell "cream cheese"

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Picnic Princess posted:

What the gently caress that's not how you spell "cream cheese"

Cream cheese cake with creamy mayonnaise frosting.

ToxicFrog
Apr 26, 2008


Synthbuttrange posted:

Okay fine you philistines the beef is cooked. HAPPY NOW?!



That looks like beef sisig. A bit heavy on the eggs, but holy gently caress, would, without hesitation. Sisig is amazing.

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


ToxicFrog posted:

That looks like beef sisig. A bit heavy on the eggs, but holy gently caress, would, without hesitation. Sisig is amazing.
It's probably just gyudon with a lot of extra eggs. Yeah, it'd be good, if a little wet.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Cream cheese cake with creamy mayonnaise frosting.

NO

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




I'm sure a cake with mayo would be fine if you put in enough sugar.

I'm not taking the first bite though.

Edit: Google says there are a lot of recipes that use it, since mayo is just oil and eggs. Not so sure about the frosting layer..

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Admiral Joeslop posted:

I'm sure a cake with mayo would be fine if you put in enough sugar.

I'm not taking the first bite though.

Edit: Google says there are a lot of recipes that use it, since mayo is just oil and eggs. Not so sure about the frosting layer..

I 100% use mayo in cakes and pies, and have before in frosting. It isn't like the batter is just fucken mayo and flour.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


The Bloop posted:

I love corn and broccoli both but not together
Why not together? :confused:

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

I feel like someone drowning in cheese is very Gothamy.
A man falls into a vat of boiling cheese. We hear his screams continue as the camera pans down to reveal a label half torn off the side of the vat. The piece that remains contains only two words: Indian Hill.

I'm intrigued. I'm not saying it's a good idea, just that I'd be willing to try it.

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
creamy.... "mayonnaise" frosting

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Aesop Poprock posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLPpQ29bL-c

And is it really not a mayo?? I've never had it but I've seen Zimmern and Anthony Bourdain eat it and they both seem to think it tastes pretty much similar to it. I can't find the video but Bourdain got a mayo and corn pizza in Japan and basically gagged and gave it to the cameramen to eat

Japan fuckin loves mayo more than any nation in the world and it's just bog standard American mayo but, like most "foreign" foods that migrate to East Asia, made sweeter.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Here's a Domino's in Kanazawa. The text on the right says "Mayo Love" and I'm pretty sure the word bubble is I love mayo.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

This 1980s molecular gastronomy book is surprisingly abstract.



Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

axolotl farmer posted:

This 1980s molecular gastronomy book is surprisingly abstract.





what in the hell, Sweden

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
I’m guessing the first one is a bizarre alternative to drawing straws, where the last pea hanging wins.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

twoday posted:

I’m guessing the first one is a bizarre alternative to drawing straws, where the last pea hanging wins.

while presumably the first in has to eat the weiner dipped in acetone?



I know it's just chocolate but I find it... offputting. Like a bunch of random poo poo shoved in a mouth plaster cast

Aesop Poprock has a new favorite as of 11:56 on Nov 13, 2017

Ebola Dog
Apr 3, 2011

Dinosaurs are directly related to turtles!

twoday posted:

I’m guessing the first one is a bizarre alternative to drawing straws, where the last pea hanging wins.

Looks more like a science book, looking at the heat conductivity of different materials, the long the pea stays up the less heat conductive the material. Also smashing stuff after quick freezing with an ice/acetone mix (or liquid nitrogen) is fun for shits and giggles.

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

I HAVE to know what you're supposed to do with a sausage, acetone, a hammer and what looks like a cup full of diamonds.

Ebola Dog
Apr 3, 2011

Dinosaurs are directly related to turtles!
An ice/acetone mix will get down to about -10oC or dry ice/acetone down to about -70oC. Stick sausage in cold mixture to freeze quickly then smack it with a hammer to shatter it!

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo
And then you eat frozen sausage shards? I don't know about this, Sweden.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
someone inspired terminator 2 with that "dish"

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

bloom posted:

I HAVE to know what you're supposed to do with a sausage, acetone, a hammer and what looks like a cup full of diamonds.

Come over and I'll show you, baby.

Wear comfortable shoes.

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Come over and I'll show you, baby.

Wear comfortable shoes.

:ohdear:

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

bloom posted:

And then you eat frozen sausage shards? I don't know about this, Sweden.

Well, you could then thaw it, then recombine the shards with meat glue, then cook it, then pour on a chemical that dissolves the meat glue, and then it would appear as though a warm fully cooked sausage would shatter like glass on your plate, like some surrealist performance art.

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost

twoday posted:

Well, you could then thaw it, then recombine the shards with meat glue, then cook it, then pour on a chemical that dissolves the meat glue, and then it would appear as though a warm fully cooked sausage would shatter like glass on your plate, like some surrealist performance art.

actually almost no chemicals that dissolve meat glue that don't also dissolve flesh

cuz actualfacts flesh is held together partly w/ transglutaminase

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Tiggum posted:

Why not together? :confused:
They have such different textures. I'm not strongly opposed I guess, but I can't think of a single dish I've ever had or seen outside the bullshit in this thread that had corn and broccoli together.

Baby corns in stirfry or something sure but not loose corn.

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012
Double posting to spread the good word about 70sparty



Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010





I tried this recipe and burned my dick.

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
How would beef candy work?

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

RandomPauI posted:

How would beef candy work?
Prepare as you do fudge.

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

Candied salmon is pretty delicious.

Osama Dozen-Dongs
Nov 29, 2014

RandomPauI posted:

How would beef candy work?

It's called American beef jerky

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Osama Dozen-Dongs posted:

It's called American beef jerky

Yeah, no. I eat a fair bit of beef jerky, often of American provenance, and none of it could be called candy like.

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶







No thank you Tesco, I do not want peppermint (probably?) crisps.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Pookah posted:



No thank you Tesco, I do not want peppermint (probably?) crisps.

So, Tesco is providing provisions on board the Event Horizon?

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Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Samizdata posted:

So, Tesco is providing provisions on board the Event Horizon?

Where we're going, you won't need a mouth to eat.

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