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DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Almost definitely. If you do a youtube search for 'five jumping on the bed' there's over 2 million hits.

Edit: Let's scroll through that search until we find something disturbing

Edit 2: WELL THAT DIDN'T TAKE LONG


Edit: what the ACTUAL gently caress
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OoU2ck2RiY


Edit: I take it back, these are genius
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNc_D_nlfaY

I babysit my 8 year old niece who has access to an iPad and the Kids Youtube app. Does this really mean I need to be super vigilant about what she's watching?

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Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

DiggityDoink posted:

I babysit my 8 year old niece who has access to an iPad and the Kids Youtube app. Does this really mean I need to be super vigilant about what she's watching?

Yes. YouTube is a loving cesspit when it comes to kids stuff.

I'd recommend the ABC Kids iView app, you can probably figure out how to get it to work even if you're not in Australia

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

DiggityDoink posted:

I babysit my 8 year old niece who has access to an iPad and the Kids Youtube app. Does this really mean I need to be super vigilant about what she's watching?

If you don't want her see pregnant Spider-Man making GBS threads balls into a sink, yes.

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007

Memento posted:

Yes. YouTube is a loving cesspit when it comes to kids stuff.

I'd recommend the ABC Kids iView app, you can probably figure out how to get it to work even if you're not in Australia

I'm not trying to setup a proxy on an iPad that isn't my own, so I'm gonna assume that's out of my range. I will at least admit she loves the gently caress out of the show The Loud House which features an interracial gay family and a matriarchal family so I'm hoping she's growing up on the right path.

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

Paladinus posted:

If you don't want her see pregnant Spider-Man making GBS threads balls into a sink, yes.

do you think that pregnant spider-man gets embarrassed when he shits balls into a sink?
sorry if this ofends anyone but i thought it was a funny thing haha

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost
and I would like to know if you could send me the link to pregnant spider-man making GBS threads balls into a sink while he looks nervous or embarrassed
i just want to see it for a few laughs haha

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost
another thing i am wondering is what do you think the balls smell like haha i'm just curious for laughs haha i would like to smell them

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Can you burn a Luigi board?

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

Picnic Princess posted:

Can you burn a Luigi board?

AMISH FRIED PIES
Mar 6, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
PYF Funny Pictures Thread 2.0: lol if you don't want to see pregnant Spider-Man making GBS threads balls into a sink

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

DiggityDoink posted:

I babysit my 8 year old niece who has access to an iPad and the Kids Youtube app. Does this really mean I need to be super vigilant about what she's watching?

https://medium.com/@jamesbridle/something-is-wrong-on-the-internet-c39c471271d2

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

DiggityDoink posted:

I babysit my 8 year old niece who has access to an iPad and the Kids Youtube app. Does this really mean I need to be super vigilant about what she's watching?

Children shouldn't be left unsupervised with internet access anyway so yes

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

That's pretty much it. The dancer in the beginning that Jabba feeds to the rancor has a boob pop out while she's struggling with the chain.

That made the final cut? I thought they were really prudish back then.

CATTASTIC
Mar 31, 2010

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
no

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



PCOS Bill posted:

Children shouldn't be left unsupervised with internet access anyway so yes

They've got to learn their sexual deviancies from somewhere! It's not like there's woods porn anymore.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

DiggityDoink posted:

I babysit my 8 year old niece who has access to an iPad and the Kids Youtube app. Does this really mean I need to be super vigilant about what she's watching?

Here's a test you can run on your own: one of the most popular kids videos are Finger Family videos. Do a youtube search for 'finger family' and then just scroll down until you see something you definitely wouldn't want your niece to watch.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

DiggityDoink posted:

I babysit my 8 year old niece who has access to an iPad and the Kids Youtube app. Does this really mean I need to be super vigilant about what she's watching?

Just restrict them to the Gundaminfo Youtube page

Just Offscreen
Jun 29, 2006

We must hope that our current selves will one day step aside to make room for better versions of us.

Guy Goodbody posted:

Just restrict them to the Gundaminfo Youtube page

Second.

You
Oct 6, 2009

Well, she's technically correct.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Guy Goodbody posted:

Just restrict them to the Gundaminfo Youtube page

Turning them into a weeb is worse than whatever the other poo poo is doing.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
What better way to teach your child about World War II than to show them videos with Hitler dancing to nursery rhymes?

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Paladinus posted:

What better way to teach your child about World War II than to show them videos with Hitler dancing to nursery rhymes?

Watching a villain leading a faction of space colonies waging a brutally genocidal war against Earth, who literally looked at Hitler and thought "He's a pretty good rolemodel... but I can out-do him."

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012


I'd love to see someone tweet this at Trump. I mean, I'd do it, but I'm Canadian, and the last thing I want to do is be responsible for the US declaring war on Canada.

FreshFeesh
Jun 3, 2007

Drum Solo

Picnic Princess posted:

Can you burn a Luigi board?

In case anyone missed the reference: Am I pregnant?

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

DiggityDoink posted:

I'm not trying to setup a proxy on an iPad that isn't my own, so I'm gonna assume that's out of my range. I will at least admit she loves the gently caress out of the show The Loud House which features an interracial gay family and a matriarchal family so I'm hoping she's growing up on the right path.

My only exposure to that show has been through... unsettling fanart from the last fanart thread. Hopefully she never runs into any of that poo poo online!

Un chien andalou
Oct 22, 2008

The pipe is leaking

Olive! posted:

My only exposure to that show has been through... unsettling fanart from the last fanart thread. Hopefully she never runs into any of that poo poo online!

I don't think it's so much a question of if, but rather of when. The sheer volume of distasteful things online is such that one would have to be living under a digital rock to not encounter it in some way shape or form.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Paladinus posted:

What better way to teach your child about World War II than to show them videos with Hitler dancing to nursery rhymes?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlJ5j-hSUmQ

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012





Scaramouche
Mar 26, 2001

SPACE FACE! SPACE FACE!

Slowbeef and Tietuesday did a hilarious viewing of some of those weird kid videos. It was an off brand Mickey mouse going to jail because people thought he got Minnie mouse pregnant, and there was another one where joker mouse tries to kill Mickey with a syringe of poison.

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

:gonk: I didn't think this was the nightmare images thread.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin


Thanks for that, I would have had no idea what he did otherwise.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Beachcomber posted:

:gonk: I didn't think this was the nightmare images thread.

Well, that cable is pretty frayed and unsafe.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Say Nothing posted:

Well, that cable is pretty frayed and unsafe.



good old Arizona

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Say Nothing posted:

Well, that cable is pretty frayed and unsafe.



I would live on this road without a hint of irony. Also: there is a "Shades of Death Rd" in NJ.
http://weirdnj.com/stories/shades-of-death-road/

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

I would live on this road without a hint of irony. Also: there is a "Shades of Death Rd" in NJ.
http://weirdnj.com/stories/shades-of-death-road/

I lived near Shades of Death Rd, the sign would get stolen fairly often until they finally replaced it with a granite sign post.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

When did my dreams start seeping into reality?

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short



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organburner
Apr 10, 2011

This avatar helped buy Lowtax a new skeleton.

Say Nothing posted:

Well, that cable is pretty frayed and unsafe.



Heard the mad motherfucker called Stagger Lee hangs round these parts.
Be careful.

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