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First Contact is a decent action movie and a mediocre Star Trek movie. My favorite ST movie is the one with the whales.
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my favorite thing at the end of first contact was "hey data can you recreate the temporal rift" "yeah sure no problem" like lol at least the st4 slingshot around the sun seemed intensely stupid and dangerous
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Nov 13, 2017 01:10
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first contact was the movie that got me into star trek as i was prejudiced against the whole thing at the time but a star wars fan. i remember everyone in the audience cheering when they showed the defiant but i didn't know why. anyway after really liking the movie i decided to check out a ds9 rerun one night and it was the episode where the klingon fleet attacks the station and then i think the first episode i saw as it aired was "the ship" and 12 year old me was hooked. ACTION.
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Nov 13, 2017 01:14
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that scene owns esp kuz it showcases just how fukken huge and epic the enterprise is. easy to forget after all those lonely nights wandering the halls, hanging in the galley, wallowing in ten forward...........
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Nov 13, 2017 01:46
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Smythe posted:that scene owns esp kuz it showcases just how fukken huge and epic the enterprise is. easy to forget after all those lonely nights wandering the halls, hanging in the galley, wallowing in ten forward........... Now that I think about it, did we ever actually see the oft-mentioned arboretum on board the Enterprise?
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Nov 13, 2017 01:52
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Chomp8645 posted:Now that I think about it, did we ever actually see the oft-mentioned arboretum on board the Enterprise? Once or twice you see the arboretum gardens that Keiko works in.
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Nov 13, 2017 01:55
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Chomp8645 posted:Now that I think about it, did we ever actually see the oft-mentioned arboretum on board the Enterprise? I think Lwaxana and Troi had a fight there once. There was a single tree. That is Keiko "Picky Eater" O'Brien's idea of an arboretum. Why have all those strange and unfamiliar trees taking up space when she can instead spend all day 'working' on just one?
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Nov 13, 2017 01:55
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Chomp8645 posted:Now that I think about it, did we ever actually see the oft-mentioned arboretum on board the Enterprise? shadow puppet of a posted:I think Lwaxana and Troi had a fight there once. There was a single tree.
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Nov 13, 2017 01:56
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Mondian posted:Was that it?  Who'd give a gently caress about real trees and dirt when there is a holodeck 50 carpeted paces away? Its useless unless you wanted something specifically to demonstrate to a species incapable of perceiving holograms what an average Earth three star hotel's inner courtyard looked like circa 1992.
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Nov 13, 2017 02:24
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The hand-wiping zone on the side looks so bad.
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Nov 13, 2017 03:04
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Just gonna infiltrate this flagship's bridge and plant my noisy, talking, light-up telemetry detector unity.
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Nov 13, 2017 03:19
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This show is far worse than Hercules The Legendary Journeys.
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Nov 13, 2017 03:27
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lol CBS using klingon boobs to hang onto subscribers through winter. Memory Alpha so not ready for the opening of its  section.
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Nov 13, 2017 03:44
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butterface in space
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Nov 13, 2017 03:54
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boring space tits 3/10
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Nov 13, 2017 03:57
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shadow puppet of a posted:lol CBS using klingon boobs to hang onto subscribers through winter. Ridged for no one's pleasure
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Nov 13, 2017 04:37
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Goddamnit they made alien space tits boring and grim loving poo poo that's the most anti-Star Trek thing the show's done so far
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Nov 13, 2017 05:24
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Orville had the superior alien sex scene this week, and they didn't even show any titties.
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Nov 13, 2017 05:37
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Facebook Aunt posted:Orville had the superior alien sex scene this week, and they didn't even show any titties. This was so gross
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Nov 13, 2017 05:49
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PostNouveau posted:This was so gross Gross? Yaphit can suck your dick, lick your balls, eat your rear end, blow in your ear, and play with your nipples all at the same time. You like getting your toe sucked? Yeah, he can do that too, at the same time as all the other stuff. This is what Kirk and Riker spent their lives looking for.
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Nov 13, 2017 05:54
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Discovery is a cool show. I don't know what it has to do with Star Trek, but other than that I like it.
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Nov 13, 2017 05:56
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Tonight's episode taught me Klingon women look like xenomorphs under their clothes. Spoiler Did Cpt. Grimdark sabotage that last jump? Seems out of character that he would abandon his beloved war.
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Nov 13, 2017 06:06
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Yandat posted:my favorite thing at the end of first contact was "hey data can you recreate the temporal rift" "yeah sure no problem" like lol at least the st4 slingshot around the sun seemed intensely stupid and dangerous that is pretty great but not as great as the line directly before that, picard being informed that the moon's gravity shielded the enterprise from the vulcan science vessels sensors, which were advanced enough to pinpoint an insanely tiny ship like zep cockring's from light years away on a huge planet with all kinds of crazy post-atomic horrors and radiation and such. that was very, very good writing
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Nov 13, 2017 06:08
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that was after the borgs sent a signal powerful enough that the delta quadrant could hear it good thing vulcan sensors aren't moon proof
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Nov 13, 2017 06:11
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Blistex posted:Tonight's episode taught me Klingon women look like xenomorphs under their clothes. I think it's possible. He seemed suspicious of the Vulcan admiral's sudden accolades after he disobeyed orders, and he knows Admiral Fuckbuddy has probably told them he's crazy. He was obviously playing Stemetz into going in for one more jump.
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Nov 13, 2017 06:15
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Blistex posted:Tonight's episode taught me Klingon women look like xenomorphs under their clothes. Seems to me like Stamets did it. He was lit in the same erie way and had that sort-of-sinister-but-maybe-not look they teased us with when he first started jumping.
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Nov 13, 2017 06:17
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Facebook Aunt posted:Orville had the superior alien sex scene this week, and they didn't even show any titties. McFarlane must have read this thread's discussion of the Kira/Odo relationship
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Nov 13, 2017 06:44
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shadow puppet of a posted:Just gonna infiltrate this flagship's bridge and plant my noisy, talking, light-up telemetry detector unity. There was a lot of retarded poo poo in this episode, but that goddamn beacon had me so angry in its nitpicky stupidity. JUST GONNA PLANT MY SECRET SPY BEACON HERE THAT HAS A LITTLE TRIPOD, BIG FLASHING BLUE LIGHTS, AN ANIMATED LCD DISPLAY AND A HUGE STARFLEET INSIGNIA ON TOP NOTHING TO SEE HERE e: I seriously thought it would audibly go 'beep boop.... transmitting data' after she set up the second one
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Nov 13, 2017 07:16
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Mondian posted:There was a lot of retarded poo poo in this episode, but that goddamn beacon had me so angry in its nitpicky stupidity. JUST GONNA PLANT MY SECRET SPY BEACON HERE THAT HAS A LITTLE TRIPOD, BIG FLASHING BLUE LIGHTS, AN ANIMATED LCD DISPLAY AND A HUGE STARFLEET INSIGNIA ON TOP NOTHING TO SEE HERE I sort of let that one slide since I doubt they had purpose-built probes/beacons that were designed to be low-profile for hiding on enemy ships, and rather used what they had laying around.
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Nov 13, 2017 07:20
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You can remove insignias from things with a flat screwdriver. I'm certain some young Andorian kid is walking around Andor right now with one on a chain around their neck.
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Nov 13, 2017 08:35
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Facebook Aunt posted:Orville had the superior alien sex scene this week, and they didn't even show any titties. I thought this bit was one of the funniest things I've seen in Orville yet. Also kinda surprised to see that Klingon nipples aren't so pointy that they could take an eye out
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Nov 13, 2017 09:34
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Overall that was a one of the better STD episodes. Probably the only one but I really appreciated Anthony Rapp's La Bohème reference. We saw part of a klingon, I think it was Worf's brother's chest before, and it actually looks pretty similar from what I can remember. It was still pretty awkward and dumb though. Better than Head of Security Mcdreamy magically losing a foot of height to become human though. People are mad 'cause of the blinking blue mcguffin on the klingon bridge, but i'm more annoyed at the klingon bridge to begin with. The fact that it's so absurdly huge, and honestly that ship was several hundred meters long, I think the bridge-adjacent gore room would have sufficed.
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Nov 13, 2017 09:46
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counterfeitsaint posted:People are mad 'cause of the blinking blue mcguffin on the klingon bridge, but i'm more annoyed at the klingon bridge to begin with. The fact that it's so absurdly huge, and honestly that ship was several hundred meters long, I think the bridge-adjacent gore room would have sufficed. Also they get beamed into the center of the ship in a hallway. Why not just beam them straight into that empty aft cargo bay they plant the first one in anyway and save some time? Also what's up with security guy, he says he decided on the first day that he would gently caress to survive, so why are all his ptsd flashbacks of rotary saws and bloody knives when he has no scars and his torture was apparently more on the rapey side?
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Nov 13, 2017 09:55
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Klingon sex involves bloody knives and rotary saws, obviously.
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Nov 13, 2017 10:04
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Blistex posted:Tonight's episode taught me Klingon women look like xenomorphs under their clothes.  
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Nov 13, 2017 12:33
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Until you posted this I thought the place they ended up was the default place races end up when they gently caress with the spore network. The Great Filter of spore drive tech.
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Nov 13, 2017 13:03
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Can I say this thread ruined the name of whoever Sex Admiral is for me. That's all I can think of when I try to recall her name now.
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Nov 13, 2017 14:12
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i don't like spores
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Nov 13, 2017 14:14
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agreed. Spore drive is my least favorite propulsion system, and that ranking includes god drat Bajoran lightships. My only concerns that remain for this show revolve entirely around whose boobs we next get to see. My ranking for that is as follows: Top Rank Sex Admiral Daft Punk Helmet Ensign Lorca With Implants An Entire Rave Party's Worth Ensign With That Metal Bit Grafted Onto Her Scalp More Klingon Boobs Chatty Redhead Female Tardigrade Even More Klingon Boobs but like a big heap of them in one of the Ship Of The Dead's corpse rooms. Mike Bottom Rank
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i want to be an sex admiral
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