- AweStriker
- Oct 6, 2014
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Investigate the noise in the attic.
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- rudecyrus
- Nov 6, 2009
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fuck you trolls
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Wait for the MPG to come to us
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Nov 9, 2017 17:55
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- Graylien
- Aug 12, 2013
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Wait for the MPG to come to us
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Nov 9, 2017 20:32
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- pyrerose
- May 8, 2017
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Attic sounds haven't steered me wrong before now.
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Nov 10, 2017 11:09
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- BioEnchanted
- Aug 9, 2011
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He plays for the dreamers that forgot how to dream, and the lovers that forgot how to love.
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We need to find a magic ghost sword to plunge into the most powerful ghost's grave like a boss fight? Is this a book or a video game?
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Nov 10, 2017 21:12
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- Rebonack7
- Aug 27, 2015
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You decide to find out who is making all the noise in the attic.
You glance around for something to use as a weapon.
Let's see. Your grandmother has doilies. A rocking chair. Pillows. Not much to choose from. Finally you pick up a piece of rope that your mom used to tie your suitcase closed. You have no idea how a piece of rope could help, but it's all you've got.
The pounding of heavy feet over your head makes you wonder if you're making a mistake. But you have to find out who - or what! - is in the attic. Slowly, you climb the stairs. Dust from the attic steps stirs in the air and makes you sneeze.
"Ah-choo!" you say loudly.
All at once, the stomping stops.
The door to the attic bangs open.
"NO!" You scream when you see what's standing at the top of the stairs.
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You can't believe your eyes.
At the top of the attic stairs is a ghost horse! A huge, wild stallion, with its mane flying behind it. Foam drips from the stallion's mouth. Its eyes are wild with fury.
The horse backs up a step, then rears up and lets out a terrible angry cry. Its hooves crash down, clomping loudly on the attic floor.
Wait a minute, you think. Was there a horse buried in the cemetery?
Then you remember. An extra-large grave, with a headstone that read:
HERE LIES GLORY. TOO WILD FOR THE RIDERS OF THIS WORLD.
No kidding, you think. This horse looks like a killer!
Quick. You're going to be trampled - unless you do something.
But what?
If you jump on Glory and ride him, turn to PAGE 126.
If you use the rope to lasso him, turn to PAGE 54.
Character Sheet posted:
Inventory
 Rope
Goal Endings: 0/2
Bad Endings
Wound up stuck dealing with both a ghost and a Lanx.
Killed in a particularly gory fashion by the MHG.
Dragged into a malfunctioning ghost-hunting device.
Achievements
But I Refuse: Turned down the ghost-boy's offer both times.
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Nov 12, 2017 04:22
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- Leraika
- Jun 14, 2015
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Luckily, I *did* save your old avatar. Fucked around and found out indeed.
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Hi-ho, Glory, awaaaay
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Nov 12, 2017 04:33
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- AweStriker
- Oct 6, 2014
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Ride sweet ghost mount.
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Nov 12, 2017 04:34
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- Android Blues
- Nov 22, 2008
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Jeez! What is this, some kind of cemetery for horses? Be the rider.
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Nov 12, 2017 15:51
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- Rebonack7
- Aug 27, 2015
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As the ghost-horse charges at you, you grab his mane and pull yourself onto his back.
Yee-haw! Ride 'em, cowboy!
There's only one problem. An instant later, the horse turns left.
And a left turn from your grandmother's attic stairway goes only one place. Straight through the stairway wall.
And then outside!
Uh-oh.
You grip Glory's mane even tighter and shut your eyes.
Okay, you think. Makes sense. A ghost-horse can ride through walls.
But can you?
BAM.
Guess not.
And that's why, when you open your eyes again, you're still riding Glory! You and your ghost-horse charge through the moonlit sky. As you will - for eternity.
It said on his tombstone, Glory was "too wild for the riders of this world." But face it, you aren't of this world anymore. Those days have come to an
END
Yippie-yi-ayy, yippie-yi-yoo...
Character Sheet posted:
Inventory
Rope
Goal Endings: 0/2
Bad Endings
Wound up stuck dealing with both a ghost and a Lanx.
Killed in a particularly gory fashion by the MHG.
Dragged into a malfunctioning ghost-hunting device.
Became a ghost rider.
Achievements
But I Refuse: Turned down the ghost-boy's offer both times.
Our options posted:
- Face the ghost alone.
- Say we aren't afraid of the dark.
- Accept the ghost's offer.
- Accept the ghost's second offer.
- Run toward the graveyard.
- Say we haven't met the Luckmeyer twins yet.
- Say John Luckmeyer is the Keeper of the Sword.
- Approach the Civil War soldier.
- Grab the sword.
- Wait for the MPG to come to us.
- Guess which ghost is the MPG.
- Stab Brandon Estep's grave.
- Use the rope to lasso Glory.
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Nov 12, 2017 18:08
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- Hemingway To Go!
- Nov 10, 2008
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im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway
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I'm pretty sure this is the best Goosebumps cyoa of all time
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Nov 12, 2017 19:00
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- Blockhouse
- Sep 7, 2014
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You Win!
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I'm pretty sure this is the best Goosebumps cyoa of all time
It was definitely my favorite out of the five or six I had as a kid
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Nov 12, 2017 19:07
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- rudecyrus
- Nov 6, 2009
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fuck you trolls
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Wait for the MPG
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Nov 12, 2017 21:44
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- Leraika
- Jun 14, 2015
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Luckily, I *did* save your old avatar. Fucked around and found out indeed.
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I love these bad ends that are actually good ends.
Let's wait for the MPG
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Nov 13, 2017 01:15
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- Rebonack7
- Aug 27, 2015
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You decide to sit down and wait. If the MPG is so powerful, you think, then let him come to me!
With the fencing foil in your hand, you plop down on a chair in the hall. Sparkle, your grandma's mutt, comes and sits at your feet. You feel better knowing someone's on your side - even if it's just an old dog.
A loud knocking begins inside the walls. A moment later, a ghost floats through the wall toward you. A creepy ghost without eyes!
"Ooooo," he moans sadly. He hovers closer.
You stand up, and hold out the foil. Your hands tremble. Is this the MPG?
Sparkle jumps to his feet, too. "Arrf! Arrf-arf!" the dog barks.
The ghost instantly disappears!
Did Sparkle do that? "Hey, Sparkle," you say, patting the dog's head. "Good job!"
A minute later, you hear a terrible groaning sound. Another ghost appears in the hall. This one has worms crawling all over his faces!
A low growl begins in Sparkle's throat.
Will it work again? Will Sparkle scare away the ghost?
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"Get him, Sparkle!" you shout.
The hideous ghost floats toward you. The worms wriggle through his matted hair. This guy is gross!
"Woof!" Sparkle barks right in the ghost's disgusting face.
Nothing happens.
"Uh, again, Sparkle!" you command. But Sparkle tucks his tail between his legs, whimpers, and slinks away.
"Sparkle, come back," you call. But it's no use. That's one terrified mutt. You turn to face the wormy ghost.
The ghost brings his face right next to yours. The worms wiggle from the ghost to you. They crawl in your mouth, up your nose, in your ears.
Is it possible to die from being totally grossed out?
Well, even if it isn't, the worms make it impossible for you to breathe. Making this
THE END
Character Sheet posted:
Inventory
Graveyard Map
Keeper's Sword
Goal Endings: 0/2
Bad Endings
Wound up stuck dealing with both a ghost and a Lanx.
Killed in a particularly gory fashion by the MHG.
Dragged into a malfunctioning ghost-hunting device.
Became a ghost rider.
Suffocated by a worm-faced ghost.
Achievements
But I Refuse: Turned down the ghost-boy's offer both times.
Our options posted:
- Face the ghost alone.
- Say we aren't afraid of the dark.
- Accept the ghost's offer.
- Accept the ghost's second offer.
- Run toward the graveyard.
- Say we haven't met the Luckmeyer twins yet.
- Say John Luckmeyer is the Keeper of the Sword.
- Approach the Civil War soldier.
- Grab the sword.
- Guess which ghost is the MPG.
- Stab Brandon Estep's grave.
- Use the rope to lasso Glory.
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Nov 13, 2017 04:47
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- rudecyrus
- Nov 6, 2009
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fuck you trolls
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Gross.
Lasso the horse
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Nov 13, 2017 05:17
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- Leraika
- Jun 14, 2015
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Luckily, I *did* save your old avatar. Fucked around and found out indeed.
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Who are the Luckmeyer twins?
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Nov 13, 2017 08:44
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- pyrerose
- May 8, 2017
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Horse lasso time.
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Nov 13, 2017 17:48
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- FredMSloniker
- Jan 2, 2008
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Why, yes, I do like Kirby games.
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I was born in Washington state, so... get back to me if there's an apple-related issue?
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Nov 13, 2017 21:53
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- rudecyrus
- Nov 6, 2009
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fuck you trolls
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Born in Illinois
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Nov 14, 2017 00:32
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- Rebonack7
- Aug 27, 2015
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Okay. So you're not a natural-born cowboy.
You're just a kid with a dumb rope in your hands - and a foaming-at-the-mouth horse about to trample you on the stairs.
You wave the rope at the horse, using it like a wimpy whip. You feel so stupid, you're surprised the horse doesn't start laughing.
But someone does laugh! You turn around and see a ghostly cowboy floating your way.
"Worst attempt I've ever seen," the cowboy says. You stare at him with your mouth open. He takes the rope from you.
"You want to lasso Glory, you're gonna need some lessons from an expert. Me!" The cowboy gives the rope a sharp yank and, FLICK, it lands around the stallion's neck.
"Cool!" you cheer. "Can you show me how to do that?"
"Sure thing, pardner," the cowboy answers. "Now here's what you have to do."
For the next hour the ghost-cowboy teaches you all about lassoing.
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Whoossh! The rope snaps through the air with a swish! It flutters over Glory's head. The ghost-stallion rears up with an angry whinny. You flick your wrist and give the rope a sharp yank. Bingo! You did it.
Talk about heavy-duty lassoing!
Glory snorts and stamps his hooves, nearly lifting you off the ground. But you hang on. Using all your strength, you drag the ghost-horse down the stairs. You pull him into the den, where your grandmother is watching television.
"Grandma! Look!" you shout. "I've roped a ghost-horse!"
Your grandmother gazes up from her television program and gives you a warm smile. Then she eyes the ghost-horse.
"Now, don't expect me to fall for that," she says. "I know all about the gizmos you kids have these days. What is that? Some kind of hologram? Or video game? See, I'm up-to-date."
Hologram? Video game? Is she nuts?
With a twinkle in her eye, your grandmother reaches for the TV remote control - and aims it at the horse.
She pushes a button.
Showers of sparks shoot out of the remote. A cracking BOOM shakes the house.
What has your grandmother done?
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When the dust settles, you are stunned by what you see. Glory, the ghost stallion, has doubled in size!
And he was already a big horse.
"Neat trick," your grandmother says. "That's quite a gadget." She gets up and heads for the kitchen. "I'm going for a soda," she tells you. "Want one?"
"N-n-no th-thanks," you stammer. You stare at Glory. The giant horse towers over you, pawing the rug.
"What button did you push?" you shout to your grandmother.
"Oh, I don't know," she calls back. "I think it was the one that turns up the sound."
Okay, you think. Maybe if I turn the sound down...
Your finger hovers over the volume button. You hesitate. What if pushing the button will make the horse bigger? What if more ghost-horses appear?
Got a better idea?
You push the volume button. Down.
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To your amazement, it works! The horse grows smaller.
Hey - cool!
You push the volume button down again. Like magic, the ghost-horse grows even smaller.
"Wow!" you shout. You start pushing other buttons on the TV remote control. You can hardly wait to see what will happen!
Unbelievably, when you press the CHANNEL button - the one that moves up to the next channel - the ghost-horse changes into something else! A ghostly kung-fu master!
When you press the button again, the kung-fu ghost changes into the ghost of an Egyptian pharaoh.
"This is amazing!" you exclaim.
Then you press it one more time.
Uh-oh. Big mistake.
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This time, the remote control changes the Egyptian pharaoh king into a Neanderthal man. You recognize him from all the science books at school. Big hairy guy. Slumpy shoulders. Long arms. Huge wooden club.
Huge wooden club?
Yup.
And he's swinging it at your head!
Think fast!
If you change the channel again, turn to PAGE 111.
If you try the mute button, turn to PAGE 78.
Character Sheet posted:
Inventory
Remote
Goal Endings: 0/2
Bad Endings
Wound up stuck dealing with both a ghost and a Lanx.
Killed in a particularly gory fashion by the MHG.
Dragged into a malfunctioning ghost-hunting device.
Became a ghost rider.
Suffocated by a worm-faced ghost.
Achievements
But I Refuse: Turned down the ghost-boy's offer both times.
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Nov 14, 2017 02:04
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- rudecyrus
- Nov 6, 2009
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fuck you trolls
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Change the channel!
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Nov 14, 2017 02:32
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- Leraika
- Jun 14, 2015
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Luckily, I *did* save your old avatar. Fucked around and found out indeed.
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what the gently caress
Mute him
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Nov 14, 2017 02:54
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- pyrerose
- May 8, 2017
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If we mute he'd probably kill us in awkward silence. Change the channel.
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Nov 14, 2017 10:39
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- Friend Commuter
- Nov 3, 2009
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SO CLEVER I WANT TO FUCK MY OWN BRAIN.
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Yeah I'm with Zangief here, I can't see how muting would do much in this case.
The volume buttons changed its size, maybe the mute button will stop it moving. If not, well, another bad end for the pile. Mute the ghost Neanderthal.
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Nov 14, 2017 12:19
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- Android Blues
- Nov 22, 2008
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quote:For the next hour the ghost-cowboy teaches you all about lassoing.
I believe this was Sentence of the Year winner 1996.
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Nov 14, 2017 13:36
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- rudecyrus
- Nov 6, 2009
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fuck you trolls
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Mute
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Nov 14, 2017 17:28
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- pyrerose
- May 8, 2017
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Actually thought he'd turn into something else that would murder us. Muting him sounds like a good idea after all.
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Nov 14, 2017 20:41
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- ashnjack
- Jun 8, 2010
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FUCK FLOWERS. JUST...FUCK 'EM.
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I know we say it a lot, but how the hell is this not a good ending. We literally become millionaires and we don't need to deal with the haunting. We have our own private island for chrissakes.
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