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Ikasuhito posted:I think at this point its clear that JJJ is the real writer behind NSM. All his headlines seems sensible in the NSM universe.
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:dang, peter heard that his supposed friend and mentor's wife died but didn't even bother to give him a call? the guy who makes very bad lizard serum-based decisions, left to his own devices in florida, the land of very bad decisions and large reptiles. Next week is going to be Peter fighting a large reptile thinking it's the lizard but in fact it's just a Florida reptile
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bobkatt013 posted:Next week is going to be Peter fighting a large reptile thinking it's the lizard but in fact it's just a Florida reptile He's going to get in a fight with a gecko and lose.
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Otherkinsey Scale posted:He's going to get in a fight with a gecko and lose. newspaper spider-man winning a fight? Impossible!
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bobkatt013 posted:newspaper spider-man winning a fight? Impossible! Who said he would win?
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I'd say that I can't wait for his teamup with Florida Man, but after hte last few years of NSM, I kinda think Peter might be Florida Man all along...
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So, in advance: is Lizard like a werewolf, or does he need to drink a potion to become a monster, or drink potions to not become him?
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davidspackage posted:So, in advance: is Lizard like a werewolf, or does he need to drink a potion to become a monster, or drink potions to not become him? Whatever's most convenient for the story.
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:dang, peter heard that his supposed friend and mentor's wife died but didn't even bother to give him a call? the guy who makes very bad lizard serum-based decisions, left to his own devices in florida, the land of very bad decisions and large reptiles. I'm excited for this arc to follow Curt Connor's Senate run. You can primary someone from the left, the right, the hard right, and the "TURN PEOPLE INTO LIZARDS" faction of your constituents.
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Precambrian posted:I'm excited for this arc to follow Curt Connor's Senate run. I'd vote for him if I lived in Florida.
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Precambrian posted:I'm excited for this arc to follow Curt Connor's Senate run. David Icke was right.
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Nov 12, 2017 19:14
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It better be Sabretooth.
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Gosh, it's United States President Donald J. Trump!
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Nov 12, 2017 20:41
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He broke the windows, then boarded them up, and now is breaking the boards.
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Synthbuttrange posted:
Hell yeah, weekday artist palm trees.
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Cat Mattress posted:He broke the windows, then boarded them up, and now is breaking the boards. It's his coping mechanism. Throwing things thought the windows is soothing for him. ...Pete should probably stay outside. 
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Saoshyant posted:Gosh, it's United States President Donald J. Trump! That hand is waay too big and you know it.
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graham cracker posted:That hand is waay too big and you know it. Maybe it's Bannon's meth house?
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:dang, peter heard that his supposed friend and mentor's wife died but didn't even bother to give him a call? the guy who makes very bad lizard serum-based decisions, left to his own devices in florida, the land of very bad decisions and large reptiles. Are you saying Doc Connors is, in his lizard-more rage, going to bone a gator and produce a race of intelligent reptilian humanoids? Synthbuttrange posted:
It's a DC crossover with The Defenestrator.
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The MSJ posted:Are you saying Doc Connors is, in his lizard-more rage, going to bone a gator and produce a race of intelligent reptilian humanoids? it's florida. a man taking a bunch of drugs and then claiming a gator as his common law wife is just another day.
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What's he throwing out the window, an engine block?
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Cat Mattress posted:He broke the windows, then boarded them up, and now is breaking the boards. My God I love Newspaper Spider-Man 
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GokuGoesSSJ3 posted:What's he throwing out the window, an engine block? A random piece of Kirby-tech®
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Tidied this up a bit as a blurb for future OPs for this thread or what-not, when needing to give a reason for why NSM is so goddamn great. quote:Peter heard that his friend and mentor's wife died but didn't even bother to give him a call...for years.... Peter left the guy who makes bad reptile-based decisions to his own devices in Florida, the land of reptiles and very bad decisions. For years.
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In NSM time thats just a few weeks! Anyway back to what Peter-man does best...  Concussions.
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I hate it when I go urban exploring and get car block engines thrown at me.
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I like to think peter's spidersense has a mind of its own and really does not like him at all
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the majestic florida lizard goes WOMP when letting loose its battle cry
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The proud tradition continues. So this means that large chunk of machinery is Pete's team up partner this story right?
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Every adventure. EVERY. ADVENTURE. It's like they don't know how to write a spider-man story without him getting clobbered at the beginning.
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Choco1980 posted:Every adventure. EVERY. ADVENTURE. It's like they don't know how to write a spider-man story without him getting clobbered at the beginning. Maybe they do but just don't want to. Because...why would you want to?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbvxlvSIIww&t=39s WOMP WOMP
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Choco1980 posted:Every adventure. EVERY. ADVENTURE. It's like they don't know how to write a spider-man story without him getting clobbered at the beginning. You know how authors say "I just create the characters and then see where the story takes them"? They've created Newspaper Spider-Man. This is just what happens.
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SilverSupernova posted:The proud tradition continues. So this means that large chunk of machinery is Pete's team up partner this story right? It's Mega Man, punching him with his gun arm.
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This is actually a crossover with The Walking Dead, they think he's a walker so they are probably going to it him three or ten more times just to be sure.
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Synthbuttrange posted:In NSM time thats just a few weeks! I literally pumped my fist in excitement for panel 3. It made me reflect on how odd being a Newspaper Spider-man fan truly is.
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