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Barudak
May 7, 2007

Ehud posted:

I really don't understand how bears fans watched so many years of Cutler.

That is how bad every other QB to ever play in that city has been.

Also Mike Ditka is trash and I once accidentally implied I hosed him and I stick by it.

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Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe
I love Jay.

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin
I love that Steve young just said CMC is the best athlete in the nfl

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

On a team with cam newton no less.

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
gonna singlehandedly post this goddamb game to 10 pages

Shiki Dan
Oct 27, 2010

If ya can move ya toes ya back's fine

FizFashizzle posted:

better be a matt moore chant in the stadium for old times sake

"WE WANT MOORE! WE WANT MOORE!"

I remember the chants. Then he started. And was benched for Jimmy Clausen.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Turdsdown Tom posted:

gonna singlehandedly post this goddamb game to 10 pages

Ill take your bet but youre gonna regret because Im shitpostin

Barudak
May 7, 2007

The besr chant was “we want carr” because at the time they were fully correct but apparently Alex Smith is a saiyin and becomes more powerful by getting beaten up.

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

BlindSite posted:

On a team with cam newton no less.

40 YARD DASH: 4.59 SEC
VERTICAL JUMP: 35.0 INCH
BROAD JUMP: 126.0 INCH
3 CONE DRILL: 6.92 SEC
20 YARD SHUTTLE: 4.18 SEC

vs

40 YARD DASH: 4.48 SEC
VERTICAL JUMP: 37.5 INCH
BROAD JUMP: 121.0 INCH
3 CONE DRILL: 6.57 SEC
20 YARD SHUTTLE: 4.22 SEC

guess which is which and reminder one is 50 lbs heavier than the other

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

Barudak posted:

Ill take your bet but youre gonna regret because Im shitpostin

you're on fucker

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Turdsdown Tom posted:

you're on fucker

Im not even in this division, I just hate Landshark Beer and having been at the game against miami that started the legend of Tim Tebow

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
listen, if there's one thing the dolphins need to do, they need to get real beefy bitch

Barudak
May 7, 2007

I once was a dolphins raiders game where a dude assumed I had coke on me and I was like dude, if I could afford coke to share why would I be here instead of having the time of my life in that one nightclub where their gimmick was projecting porn on the walls.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Ehud posted:

I really don't understand how bears fans watched so many years of Cutler.

He was injured so much we really didn't have to.

When he was playing, it was with rolled eyes and grinding teeth.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

I took my Buffalo native grandparents to evert dolphins bills game while I lived there and by the third one my grandfather would ratherntalk about the war than the product on the field

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
jay cutler is a guy that pisses on his own rear end

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin
imagine how many more yards they would've gotten if that were CMC running instead of cam

just imagine

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
this ad is already more annoying than pomplamoose

Suave Fedora
Jun 10, 2004

Mulaney Power Move posted:

as a dolfan living in north carolina i hope this game isn't too horribly embarrassing.

i wore my dolphins hat to the new local publix today.

I moved from Miami to Raleigh and am bamboozled by the pleasant conversations and “good game”’s I get while wearing my UM cap.

Y’all too nice up here it’s weird

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe

Turdsdown Tom posted:

jay cutler is a guy that pisses on his own rear end

gravity's a bitch

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Qwijib0 posted:

this ad is already more annoying than pomplamoose

Nothing can too the horror of K-Marte “The lights the lights the lights the lights” ad from like 5 years ago. It remains a trigger command in my brain to kill

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
yo is that Brett Favre right there??

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







jesus christ

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
it does not look like he's OK

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Jay Cutler is absolutely the kind of man that would have spent half-time his nose in the book looking for the rules on forfeiting games.

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
nice throw, rear end in a top hat

Suave Fedora
Jun 10, 2004
Slow-mo injuries make me :barf:

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe

Barudak posted:

Jay Cutler is absolutely the kind of man that would have spent half-time his nose in the book looking for the rules on forfeiting games.

seems like too much caring

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Why do they keep throwing to him? That's what his 4th or 5th drop tonight?

zimbomonkey
Jul 15, 2008

Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?

Barudak posted:

Nothing can too the horror of K-Marte “The lights the lights the lights the lights” ad from like 5 years ago. It remains a trigger command in my brain to kill

Saaaved by zeeeeeroooo

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
I think the panthers might cover

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.
Funchess is fast, wowza.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Qwijib0 posted:

seems like too much caring

I never said he was awake.

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

Suave Fedora posted:

I moved from Miami to Raleigh and am bamboozled by the pleasant conversations and “good game”’s I get while wearing my UM cap.

Y’all too nice up here it’s weird

what do you mean "ya'll" i'm from florida god damnit

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



I woke up this morning absolutely dreading today. Did not want to get out of bed, just sleepwalked until lunchtime.

So about those Dolphins

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Proteus Jones posted:

Why do they keep throwing to him? That's what his 4th or 5th drop tonight?

You're conflating Samuel and Shepard.

Samuel dropped the TD and got hurt. He's an honestly promising rookie.

Shepard is complete trash.

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Barudak posted:

Jay Cutler is absolutely the kind of man that would have spent half-time his nose in the book looking for the rules on forfeiting games.

Too much work when he can just keep throwing bad passes that'll get picked.

Shiki Dan
Oct 27, 2010

If ya can move ya toes ya back's fine

Proteus Jones posted:

Why do they keep throwing to him? That's what his 4th or 5th drop tonight?

Do you have any idea who our #2 WR is???

Neither do we.

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Timmy Age 6
Jul 23, 2011

Lobster says "mrow?"

Ramrod XTreme
This game belongs on Thursday night.

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