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A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


https://twitter.com/guardian/status/929993256389275648

‘I work in 11 countries across the globe and no one is interested in what Britain thinks.’

:qq:

owned bitch

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Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

Peel posted:

also milo and mensch


they're a plague & we don't want them back

is mensch stateside? I thought she was either still in the uk or had become one with the akashic record of twitter insanity

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Fallen Hamprince posted:

is mensch stateside? I thought she was either still in the uk or had become one with the akashic record of twitter insanity

She resigned as an MP a few years back to move to America with her banker husband because it paid more.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Tesseraction posted:

She resigned as an MP a few years back to move to America with her banker husband because it paid more.

Is he a banker? I thought he was a manager of bands?

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

forkboy84 posted:

Is he a banker? I thought he was a manager of bands?

...so he is. I guess I just assume anyone moving to the US is doing so for banking reasons.

Not a good look for me, assuming someone of Jewish heritage must have been a banker.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Tesseraction posted:

...so he is. I guess I just assume anyone moving to the US is doing so for banking reasons.

Not a good look for me, assuming someone of Jewish heritage must have been a banker.

Typical Labour member eh?

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

me and Ken are going to have a meeting to discuss this

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Tesseraction posted:

me and Ken are going to have a meeting to discuss this

Tesseraction: Hitler?
Livingstone: HITLER! He was good... Hitlerhietlerhitler hiterl

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

A Handed Missus posted:

https://twitter.com/guardian/status/929993256389275648

‘I work in 11 countries across the globe and no one is interested in what Britain thinks.’

:qq:

owned bitch

Have you considered not being our bitch

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747

A Handed Missus posted:

https://twitter.com/guardian/status/929993256389275648

‘I work in 11 countries across the globe and no one is interested in what Britain thinks.’

:qq:

owned bitch

They still care what Britain thinks, they just don't care what shitrag guardian writers think

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Jose posted:

it would be pretty cathartic choking the life out of rupert murdochs shriveled husk

i feel as a mod im obligated to say, lets not

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

i feel as a mod im obligated to say, lets not

lighten up man it's not like he's the president or anything

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

some random hispanic immigrant has just been deported because that post jose made

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

babypolis posted:

some random hispanic immigrant has just been deported because that post jose made

"GET BACK TO THE UNITED KINGDOM YOU loving B****R"

"Por que?" Que?" says the poor guy as he's shipped to Bristol

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

mensch making a lot of dosh off smooth brain cent brains

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/LukeFrancis88/s...037813076287488

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

where do i go to beat up my MP

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
Whenever I want to beat up an MP I just go out into the street and exclaim "hey, who left all these sexual indiscretions lying around??" then just lay into whoever looks up

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
jesus christ

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
At least it's above rubbish collection

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy
Has anyone lossed their seat due to sexual harassment claims?

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel

Crowsbeak posted:

Has anyone lossed their seat due to sexual harassment claims?

If they lost their seats it could mean another election that the tories would probably lose, so nobody's losing any seats.

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

the scale goes from number 0 to number 10, way to pay attention Luke :colbert:

UrbicaMortis
Feb 16, 2012

Hmm, how shall I post today?

Crowsbeak posted:

Has anyone lossed their seat due to sexual harassment claims?

It's actually pretty hard to gently caress up so badly you straight up lose your job and a by-election needs to be held. It's not going to happen short of criminal convictions, I think.

Some more MPs might get the whip withdrawn and the parties will probably replace them, but not until the next election.

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

forkboy84 posted:

Is he a banker? I thought he was a manager of bands?

He's a banker of Brands, the most valuable of currencies.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Crowsbeak posted:

Has anyone lossed their seat due to sexual harassment claims?

Mike "Handy" Hancock, a couple of Tories in the 80s (although that was more "indiscretions" rather than harassment).

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


Jose posted:

it would be pretty cathartic choking the life out of rupert murdochs shriveled husk

youd need to go at his whole family with a couple hammers to really excise the rot IMO

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


maybe crucify Dacre outside the burning rubble of the mail building

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

i feel as a mod im obligated to say, lets not

oh

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


i feel like you're tying the country's hands on the best way to solve its issues though

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

nopantsjack posted:

i feel like you're tying the country's hands on the best way to solve its issues though

He's 86 years old. We're just going to let time assassinate him for us.

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


https://twitter.com/mfa_russia/status/930424654858244096

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
hosed up that Russia is irony twitter

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
ukraine simpsons twitter best twitter

https://twitter.com/Ukraine/status/...ht-simpsons-gif

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Zeroisanumber posted:

He's 86 years old. We're just going to let time assassinate him for us.

British proactivity

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

Somewhere, Xylo shudders involuntarily.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
The telegraph is owned by a pair of billionaires who lived on sark and campaigned to have the island changed to a democracy then their candidate lost the election so they pulled all of their money from their investments on the island

https://twitter.com/AllieHBNews/status/930558567257690113?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out
https://twitter.com/MattSingh_/status/930463184850489345

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
lmao

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hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel
Sorry sex-pest islands, Australia has just won a decisive victory over you in the English Speaking Countries Rankings.

Fresh on the heels of throwing out of a bunch of their shitbag politicians because of citizenship problems, they've voted in a national referendum to allow gay marriage.

I fear the Benighted Isles will remain the worst English Speaking Country for a generation.

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