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Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!

Trabant posted:

I just found out that a steamed burger actually exists:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steamed_cheeseburger

Seymour was... unintentionally half-right? :psyduck:

inferior to loose meat

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Dave Grool
Oct 21, 2008



Grimey Drawer

Comptroll The Forums posted:

inferior to loose meat

not possible

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Trabant posted:

I just found out that a steamed burger actually exists:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steamed_cheeseburger

Seymour was... unintentionally half-right? :psyduck:

Isn't white castle all steamed?

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Trabant posted:

I just found out that a steamed burger actually exists:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steamed_cheeseburger

Seymour was... unintentionally half-right? :psyduck:

White Castles whole thing is basically steamed burgers. They only grill one side, and let the steam cook the rest.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


johnnyratbastard
Nov 9, 2012

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

I read the first caption and it was good. Then I read the first part of the text box, and honestly I would have been pretty happy with that. Then I read the second part and it was pure :discourse:

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011




Ma'am, it's the penis trolley.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


I wish I'd saved my Jazz Club GIF for this :(

Male Tiers
Dec 27, 2012

Why don't you just lay down your weapons now?

Mousepractice
Jan 30, 2005

A pint of plain is your only man
Skinner👨: Oh Superintendent👴, I was just, er, stretching my calves🐮 on the windowsill⬜, isometric exercise💪💪💪. Care to join me? Chalmers👴: Er, right. Seymour👨, why is there smoke🚬 coming out of your oven? Skinner👨: Oh no❌! That isn't smoke🚬, that's steam💨. Steam💨 from the steamed clams💨🐚 we're having. Mmmm😋👌👌👍, steamed💨 clams🐚. [Skinner👨 runs💃💪 across to Krusty Burger😂🍔🍴 to buy💵💰💵 burgers🍔 to replace his burnt🔥 roast🐔. He enters the dining room🍴 with them.] Skinner👨: Well, Superintendent👴, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering😍😝💦👌 hamburgers🍔! Chalmers👴: I thought😒 you said we were having steamed💨 clams🐚? Skinner👨: Oh no❌, I said 'steamed💨 hams🐷'. That's what I call📞 hamburgers🍔. Chalmers👴: You call📞 hamburgers🍔 steamed💨 hams🐷? Skinner👨: Yes👍. It's a, regional dialect🈵🉐🈶. Chalmers👴: Oh yeah? What region 🇯🇵🇰🇷🇩🇪🇨🇳🇺🇸🇫🇷🇪🇸🇮🇹🇷🇺🇬🇧? Skinner👴: Er, upstate⬆ New York🗽. Chalmers👴: Really. Well I'm from Utica🌇 and I've never heard📳 the phrase 'steamed💨 hams🐷' before. Skinner👨: Oh no❌, not in Utica🌇 it's an, Albany🌆 expression. Chalmers👴: I see👀. You know these hamburgers🍔 are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger😂🍔🍴. Skinner👨: Haha😂, oh no❌, patented Skinner👨 burgers🍔. Old family👫💏💑 recipe. Chalmers👴: For steamed💨 hams🐷? Skinner👨: Yes👍. Chalmers: Yes👍 and you call📞 them steamed💨 hams🐷, despite the fact that are obviously grilled🔥. Skinner👨: Uh you know...😳 One thing I should...😳 excuse me for one1⃣ second. Chalmers👴: Of course. [Skinner👨 enters and leaves🍁🍃🌱🍀 the kitchen🍴 swiftly💃💪 upon seeing👀 it is now on fire🔥] Skinner👨: Well, that was wonderful👍👌👌✌. A good time was had by all👍👌👊✊✌💪. I'm pooped💩. Chalmers👴: Yes👍, I should be--good lord👐☝⛪, what is happening in there?! Skinner👨: Aurora Borealis🌃⭐✨🌟? Chalmers👴: Aurora Borealis🌃⭐✨🌟?! At this time of day🕐🕡🕗🕠🕘?!?At this time of year🎉🎈🎄🎃?!? In this part of the country 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸!? :Localized entirely within your kitchen🍴!?! Skinner👨: Yes👍. Chalmers👴: May I see👀 it? Skinner👨: Er, no❌. 😄😂😂😂😭😁😜😍😻👌👌👍💪💪👊👍👌👌😹😹😹👍👌👌👅



euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


So good

Thanks you

I love he chekovs lemon in the first frame

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

Gene Hackman Fan
Dec 27, 2002

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS










china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop

you'll have to make a choice between the paw-paw negro blowtorch and memes

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
xpost fromt the Funny Pictures thread:

Leofish posted:

Australians vote yes on gay marriage.



Simpsons shitposting leaking into real life.

NewFatMike
Jun 11, 2015


That's the stuff

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Lossagna

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

:randstare:

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

It's often much harder on the Jon.

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

If only not watching Family Guy for a week made the show die.

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


Xaxaxa.

somekindofguy
Mar 9, 2011
Grimey Drawer
https://youtu.be/5d16gRyIoy0

https://youtu.be/i-br5nB8LoA

Gene Hackman Fan
Dec 27, 2002

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS



Daaamn, we're getting into the oldest of old memes here. I like it.

CPColin
Sep 9, 2003

Big ol' smile.

Fortunately, we can move past it and then it's Tuesday.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

This is insanely good

Ralepozozaxe
Sep 6, 2010

A Veritable Smorgasbord!

No meat touching ma'am.

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Ralepozozaxe posted:

No meat touching ma'am.

Penis penis penis penis
https://youtube.com/watch?v=h3RsJBhhswI

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

Ralepozozaxe posted:

No meat touching ma'am.


I am so glad other people remember this show besides me.

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

the_steve posted:

I am so glad other people remember this show besides me.

It was very kafkaesque

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Grassy Knowles posted:

It was very kafkaesque

Barfly is not a word and if it were it would be an adverb

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011











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Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Mr. Bad Guy
Jun 28, 2006

I'm Fomication.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
Marihuana and pot parties

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Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

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Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

Could you imagine seeing this thing when it got printed and not being able to figure out what LOTR is because Google hadn't been invented?

Edit: oh wait Twilight films is listed.

Detective No. 27 has a new favorite as of 02:38 on Nov 16, 2017

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