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sword_man.gif
Apr 12, 2007

Fun Shoe

FisheyStix posted:

Where is freaking hamster dance someone get him to post in here I wanna lol at him too

skirting the line at calling fau a pedophile apologist in qcs because he got probed for being trump.mp4 reincarnated

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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmYzjjSfT8s

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
gently caress now i really want to see a zuck/trump debate

Im Ready for DEATH posted:

Here is their platform and by golly its good https://www.democrats.org/party-platform

it doesn't even mention anime waifus, got drat these guys are out of touch

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
Reserving this space to laugh about Moore (pedophile) beating Jones(democrat)

Percelus
Sep 9, 2012

My command, your wish is

Im Ready for DEATH posted:

Here is their platform and by golly its good https://www.democrats.org/party-platform

they are going to fight predatory private schools by making corey booker one of their stars on the national stage alright :jerkbag:

or create economic 'fairness' by having right to work himself tim kaine as vp

hillary sure honored indigenous tribes by speaking out during dapl :rolleye:

debbie wasserman schulz is still around i'm sure she'll fight for the working class while passing legislation written by payday loan companies

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
I'm looking forward to more "Reining in Wall Street and Fixing our Financial System" via those half million dollar paid speeches to bankers.

If paying someone that much to talk to you isn't teaching you a lesson then I just don't know what would.

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

The Grimace posted:

It's me, I'm the socialist.

(Bernie would've won)

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

quote:

And we will fight to reform our broken campaign finance system, which gives outsized influence to billionaires and big corporations. It’s time we give back control of our elections to those to whom it belongs—the American people.

We need to overhaul and strengthen the Federal Election Commission so that there is real enforcement of campaign finance laws. And we need to fight to eliminate super PACs and outside spending abuses.

Even as you speak those words you must realize how hollow they sound.

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Lol the dems are a joke

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Did anybody like the Mark Zuckerberg effort horror story I posted back on page 2 I like it :unsmith:

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

EorayMel posted:

Did anybody like the Mark Zuckerberg effort horror story I posted back on page 2 I like it :unsmith:

Stop writing fanfic in the lol threads and tell your friends the same

BexGu
Jan 9, 2004

This fucking day....

pop fly to McGillicutty posted:

Reserving this space to laugh about Moore (pedophile) beating Jones(democrat)

The Alabama DNC is liternal telling national democrats not to make ads, get famous people to say poo poo, cause all they will do is be tone deaf and gently caress up Jones chances.

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

basic hitler posted:

Lol the dems are a joke

That’s a nice political party you got there, what do you call it?

The democrats! :xd:

Magnitogorsk.
Nov 14, 2004

Global warming is barely a big deal at all compared to the trajectory we used to be on. We'll have to do a lot of environmental engineering projects along certain shorelines and it will be a little warmer and wetter in some places, big fucking deal.
Why don't leftists ever try to sell UBI and single payer as efficient replacements for dozens of lovely, bloated, inefficient existing healthcare/welfare programs? They always just present it as if its another massive loving thing the government is going to do on top of the existing leviathan, which immediately turns off half the country.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Zuk has hired a large team of statisticians and analysts to take everything that has ever been said about politics on facebook and run various statistical models to create the perfect candidate on paper. Zuk will then transform himself to be that candidate and everything he says or does will be fake as gently caress and literally calculated. Should he ever need to talk about something that his team hasn't modeled the perfect answer for, he will just start sweating uncontrollably while mumbling and looking at his feet.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





basic hitler posted:

Lol the dems are a joke

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Pawn 17 posted:

Zuk has hired a large team of statisticians and analysts to take everything that has ever been said about politics on facebook and run various statistical models to create the perfect candidate on paper. Zuk will then transform himself to be that candidate and everything he says or does will be fake as gently caress and literally calculated. Should he ever need to talk about something that his team hasn't modeled the perfect answer for, he will just start sweating uncontrollably while mumbling and looking at his feet.

feed Zuck your data so he can become

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Magnitogorsk. posted:

Why don't leftists ever try to sell UBI and single payer as efficient replacements for dozens of lovely, bloated, inefficient existing healthcare/welfare programs? They always just present it as if its another massive loving thing the government is going to do on top of the existing leviathan, which immediately turns off half the country.

Because they're too busy loling at democrats. Democrats would only be able to form a coherent agenda if it was given to them by a hispanic/black bull dyke trans person, and even then there would be thinkpieces upon thinkpieces on how their septum piercing was "problematic".

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Pawn 17 posted:

Should he ever need to talk about something that his team hasn't modeled the perfect answer for, he will just start sweating uncontrollably while mumbling and looking at his feet.

Seems relatable

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

COMRADES posted:

feed Zuck your data so he can become

Well if you insist.

*drops pants*

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Pawn 17 posted:

Zuk has hired a large team of statisticians and analysts to take everything that has ever been said about politics on facebook and run various statistical models to create the perfect candidate on paper. Zuk will then transform himself to be that candidate and everything he says or does will be fake as gently caress and literally calculated. Should he ever need to talk about something that his team hasn't modeled the perfect answer for, he will just start sweating uncontrollably while mumbling and looking at his feet.

It didn't work for Hillary and it won't for big z

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Pawn 17 posted:

Zuk has hired a large team of statisticians and analysts to take everything that has ever been said about politics on facebook and run various statistical models to create the perfect candidate on paper. Zuk will then transform himself to be that candidate and everything he says or does will be fake as gently caress and literally calculated. Should he ever need to talk about something that his team hasn't modeled the perfect answer for, he will just start sweating uncontrollably while mumbling and looking at his feet.

Wait so how is this different from the Clinton campaign?

All the way down to "go to my website if you want to know more!!"

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
if they use facebook posts to program zuck he's gonna end up a very racist white person, which might actually be competitive in 2024 when the republicans just go ahead and run trump for a third term

Conch Shell Corp
Feb 24, 2009

The real reason Zuck is unelectable



Hillary was almost as tall as him, as a woman, and they still had to have her stand on stools during debates as to not be absolutely dwarfed by Trump. Short men are political poison in the age of video media.

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

Oscar Wild posted:

Because they're too busy loling at democrats. Democrats would only be able to form a coherent agenda if it was given to them by a hispanic/black bull dyke trans person, and even then there would be thinkpieces upon thinkpieces on how their septum piercing was "problematic".

Actually, minorities that push a leftist agenda have internalized Russian propaganda/white supremacy and can’t be trusted. This can be solved by means tested tax credits to small businesses to determine who the actual minorities are and furthermore,

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

How much you wanna bet Trump edited this to make himself an inch taller than Obama

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Conch Shell Corp posted:

The real reason Zuck is unelectable



Hillary was almost as tall as him, as a woman, and they still had to have her stand on stools during debates as to not be absolutely dwarfed by Trump. Short men are political poison in the age of video media.

As usual, Jimmy Carter remains the best president

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

a bone to pick posted:

How much you wanna bet Trump edited this to make himself an inch taller than Obama

no he claims he's 6'3" and the media went nuts and said "well, ACTUALLY"


TWO SIPS

your friend a dog
Nov 2, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
*clears throat, looks around nervously*


"lol"

RaySmuckles
Oct 14, 2009


:vapes:
Grimey Drawer
just lol if you think democrats are committed to anything in their platform.

that's, like, the whole criticism of the party. they talk a big game but manage to accomplish nothing at best or make solid regressive steps at worst. they immediately compromise away anything important and sell each other out the instant they get a whiff of trouble.

that's why there's the whole dawning of realization that maybe the democrats aren't even actually playing to win. they can't be that inept and that insincere forever just by coincidence.

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth

your friend a dog posted:

*clears throat, looks around nervously*


"lol"

:lol:

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

RaySmuckles posted:

just lol if you think democrats are committed to anything in their platform.

that's, like, the whole criticism of the party. they talk a big game but manage to accomplish nothing at best or make solid regressive steps at worst. they immediately compromise away anything important and sell each other out the instant they get a whiff of trouble.

that's why there's the whole dawning of realization that maybe the democrats aren't even actually playing to win. they can't be that inept and that insincere forever just by coincidence.

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Kill the demonrats

Percelus
Sep 9, 2012

My command, your wish is

basic hitler posted:

Kill the demonrats

sure but you have to buy me a new rat stick

Conch Shell Corp
Feb 24, 2009

VikingSkull posted:

no he claims he's 6'3" and the media went nuts and said "well, ACTUALLY"


TWO SIPS

you shrink about 2 inches between 60-80, so as soon as I'm under 6' I'm gonna put a quarter in the suicide booth and never experience the dark side

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

RaySmuckles posted:

that's why there's the whole dawning of realization that maybe the democrats aren't even actually playing to win. they can't be that inept and that insincere forever just by coincidence.

Yeah for instance it's hilarious how there was always juuust the right number of blue dogs that popped up to spoil any kind of legislation back when they had majorities

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Malcolm X posted:

Look at it the way it is. What alibis do they use, since they control Congress and the Senate? What alibi do they use when you and I ask, "Well, when are you going to keep your promise?" They blame the Dixiecrats. What is a Dixiecrat? A Democrat. A Dixiecrat is nothing but a Democrat in disguise. The titular head of the Democrats is also the head of the Dixiecrats, because the Dixiecrats are a part of the Democratic Party. The Democrats have never kicked the Dixiecrats out of the party. The Dixiecrats bolted themselves once, but the Democrats didn't put them out. Imagine, these lowdown Southern segregationists put the Northern Democrats down. But the Northern Democrats have never put the Dixiecrats down. No, look at that thing the way it is. They have got a con game going on, a political con game, and you and I are in the middle. It's time for you and me to wake up and start looking at it like it is, and trying to understand it like it is; and then we can deal with it like it is.

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

I’m lollin at the dems rn

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Moridin is in many ways a model Democrat

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