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Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."

Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

Lol if you haven't been tracked and dragged down like a gazelle by a sexually confident woman.

It's a wonderful thing.

Amen.

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JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!

3 DONG HORSE posted:

The only thing a Marine truly needs is his gun and his guns

Wisdom

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:

My spidey-sense also detected this. Meeting in a public place first. Gonna bring nothing but a crisp $5 dollar bill.


No, but I posted a different JD adventure in that GBS tinder thread a few pages back.


Put "GGG" in your profile.

I do th even know what that means

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







guys should read some debeauvoir smdh

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

I know it's dumb and irrational but I get a perverse sense of enjoyment out of watching the RT rating for every crapbag DC movie steadily tick down.

You're weird.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Good Guy Greg

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

Gamer Gate Guy

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

Lol if you haven't been tracked and dragged down like a gazelle by a sexually confident woman.

It's a wonderful thing.

:sigh:

I miss Santa Barbara

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

Now? Just now you’re realizing this?

And lol to Charles The Hammer. Jesus Christ you’re a caricature

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Shangri-Law School posted:

God loving dammit, Al. I looked up to you.

Why would you ever do this.

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
One time I was randomly making small talk with a girl on okcupid, nothing profound. Then she suddenly sends me a link to a vibrator and says "I should buy this" followed by "oops, wrong window lol" (yeah right). It certainly moved the conversation in a different direction.

Its Rinaldo posted:

I do th even know what that means

Good, giving and game:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Savage_Love#GGG

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Its Rinaldo posted:

I do th even know what that means

Gonad Guzzling Gypsy

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Would eat both

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

3 DONG HORSE posted:

:sigh:

I miss Santa Barbara

You just gotta marry a gaucho lady, friend

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

3 DONG HORSE posted:

:sigh:

I miss Santa Barbara

Why would you want to live in a place where the incompetent police force relies on a fake psychic

Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."

Intruder posted:

Why would you want to live in a place where the incompetent police force relies on a fake psychic

Wait, what now?

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
And his side kick MC Clap Yo Handz

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Intruder posted:

Why would you want to live in a place where the incompetent police force relies on a fake psychic

So anywhere that uses a polygraph?

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

Lol if you haven't been tracked and dragged down like a gazelle by a sexually confident woman.

It's a wonderful thing.

this is my fetish

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

Lol

I just made buffalo wings but I used bacon fat instead of butter to mix with the Frank's red hot

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
A good friend just got me this sweet signed hat as a condolence for this season.



Can you guess the Florida State great?

e: hint: let me just put 'condolence' in scare quotes

20 Blunts fucked around with this message at 01:12 on Nov 17, 2017

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

*a blue wheez apparition nods from the afterlife*

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

Why is there an orgasming clown on that hat

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Huh. He called for an ethics investigation into his own behavior, and it was a democrat who encouraged her to come forward in the first place

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

The Senate should suspend Al Franken for six games

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



https://twitter.com/JordanUhl/status/931264324986986496

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
btw the super safe keystone pipeline exploded

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

lol holy poo poo

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Haha, "I'm glad you got more church than you've probably had in the last 10 years" you godless heathens asking legitimate questions about a Senate candidate.

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

Hahahahaha

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

Mel Mudkiper posted:

btw the super safe keystone pipeline exploded

leaked, not exploded, but yeah

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...tting-decision/

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Amy Pole Her posted:

Now? Just now you’re realizing this?

And lol to Charles The Hammer. Jesus Christ you’re a caricature

I mean glass houses my dude.

At least I am correct

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

seiferguy posted:

One time I was randomly making small talk with a girl on okcupid, nothing profound. Then she suddenly sends me a link to a vibrator and says "I should buy this" followed by "oops, wrong window lol" (yeah right). It certainly moved the conversation in a different direction.


Good, giving and game:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Savage_Love#GGG

I am at best 2 of those at any given time

Mel Mudkiper posted:

btw the super safe keystone pipeline exploded

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
My favorite Keystone Pipeline fact is that they used Russian steel because of course they would.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


My charcoal got rained on so no grilling today. Ooops. :(

CharlestheHammer posted:

You can reach out to them, I don’t care what you do, but I am going to wait until he is actually remorseful or does something actually meaningful first.

Lmaoooo

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer
Maggie met a pig today



It was just hanging out in the front yard like a dog would.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







thats a fat dog

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

FizFashizzle posted:

thats a fat dog

that's a pig du--

ohh on the leash

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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.


$300 million dollars

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