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Waffleman_ posted:They did make a Haunted Mansion movie, though. I'm aware of the movie, and am forever grateful it sucked as much as it apparently did. I don't even mind Jack Sparrow being there, but every loving character has to keep saying his goddamned name.
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Beachcomber posted:I'm aware of the movie, and am forever grateful it sucked as much as it apparently did. Captain Jack Sparrow. 
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Beachcomber posted:I'm aware of the movie, and am forever grateful it sucked as much as it apparently did. Ah, but you have heard of him
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Geoff Johns is pretty much single-handedly holding a few superhero franchises back by insisting on only using the blandest personality-free original versions of them instead of the ones that anyone actually remembers or likes.
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Grassy Knowles posted:Show me in the comics where he claims that Uuuum actually!  He's not a mute, his voice is just all powerful. Context spoilers: he's in a prison where his powers are controlled so he can speak freely
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Cerepol posted:Uuuum actually! Well drat
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I like eBay, mainly because I can buy Parker Jotter pens from India where they cost half what they go for in the United States. Why India? I'm going to guess British colonialism has at least one good side effect, which is a love for good pens. Edit: content: Those Jardiance commercials are weird because it's a bunch of really healthy looking people (cameraman, host, producer, sound guy) chasing unhealthy people around to tell them about diabetes tablets. I think it'd work better if you had someone like John Goodman telling you about the medicine. Like, "I'd be dead right now without these pills. You could be dead soon too." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GF_JBvEH6Qc Krispy Wafer has a new favorite as of 16:47 on Nov 15, 2017 |
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Krispy Wafer posted:I think it'd work better if you had someone like
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Krispy Wafer posted:I like eBay, mainly because I can buy Parker Jotter pens from India where they cost half what they go for in the United States. Why India? I'm going to guess British colonialism has at least one good side effect, which is a love for good pens. John Goodman has lost something like 150 lbs since 2015. He's still 6'4" and about 250 now, but the dude lost an entire person.
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Beachcomber posted:This is a gift to humanity. No matter how good the movie was, Disney would have shoved some actor into the Haunted Mansion three different places and ruined it forever. Apparently when Johnny Depp is in town he likes to for whatever reason get in full Jack Sparrow wardrobe and makeup and spend an hour or two pretending to be a fourth animatronic of himself on the ride, and Disney just lets him do it.
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Sunshine89 posted:John Goodman has lost something like 150 lbs since 2015. He's still 6'4" and about 250 now, but the dude lost an entire person. He’s done that before, seesawing with his weight. Its good that he’s lost some though. He sounded unhealthy as gently caress in 9 Cloverleaf Lane. He’ll probably gain weight to play Dan Conner again.
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Choco1980 posted:Apparently when Johnny Depp is in town he likes to for whatever reason get in full Jack Sparrow wardrobe and makeup and spend an hour or two pretending to be a fourth animatronic of himself on the ride, and Disney just lets him do it. I would, tbh.
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If the Depp story is true it would be some exceptionally poor marketing for Disney to let that continue.
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Eh, apparently Mark Hammill showed up for Star Tours the other day.
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Mark Hamill is not a wifebeater is the difference here.
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Waffleman_ posted:Mark Hamill is not a wifebeater is the difference here. Fair enough, it's too early for me to make connections
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Johnny Depp visited a school in full Jack Sparrow getup. Surely that excuses at least a little wife beating?
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SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL posted:If the Depp story is true it would be some exceptionally poor marketing for Disney to let that continue. Apparently he did it most recently last May to promote the new movie and Disney filmed it that time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwauqxGbgQ0 Also sometimes when he does this he goes and works the pirate show out front that's for entertaining the line.
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Phlegmish posted:1000-year-old vampire in a little girl's body before it was cool I think their lame after-the-fact explanation was, "yes, she's twelve 'years' old, and has the body of a little girl, but her planet's years are two Earth years, so she's really 24 and oh god make it stop"
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Mister Mind posted:I think their lame after-the-fact explanation was, "yes, she's twelve 'years' old, and has the body of a little girl, but her planet's years are two Earth years, so she's really 24 and oh god make it stop" I can't remember the title but I remember reading some story where an adult woman was put into/transformed a new body of a teenager. She was loving repulsed by how many men hit on her repeatedly, even after she explained she was loving 15 years old. "Well yeah but you're mentally so in tune with me, a 40 year old man!" Sooooo can anyone explain why UPS trucks have Taylor Swift ads on them?
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Choco1980 posted:Apparently he did it most recently last May to promote the new movie and Disney filmed it that time. He's so entertaining when he's not abusing women.
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Cerepol posted:Uuuum actually! Thanks for this! I actually kind of love checking out wiki articles on comic heroes/villains I'm not very familiar with, they're always entertaining and extremely  Plus they add to my well-fortified ubernerd facade. Don't tell anybody. B)
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Inescapable Duck posted:Geoff Johns is pretty much single-handedly holding a few superhero franchises back by insisting on only using the blandest personality-free original versions of them instead of the ones that anyone actually remembers or likes. I don't know anything about comic books so I looked this dude up on Wikipedia. It says: quote:Geoff Johns (born January 25, 1973)[2] is a proficient American writer for comic books Maybe they mean 'prolific'?
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Krispy Wafer posted:He’s done that before, seesawing with his weight. Its good that he’s lost some though. He sounded unhealthy as gently caress in 9 Cloverleaf Lane. Didn't Dan die? dissss posted:I don't know anything about comic books so I looked this dude up on Wikipedia. It says: Maybe they want to say that he's good at his job, but not famous? Because what comic book artists/writers are famous
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dissss posted:I don't know anything about comic books so I looked this dude up on Wikipedia. It says: I really liked his run on JSA before they signed the whole universe over to him.
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Postal Parcel posted:Didn't Dan die? Rosanne has said that if they make the new season she will figure out a way to explain that Dan didn't die, just ran out on his family. The whole thing is nuts. "On December 20, 2009, Barr posted an entry on her Web site regarding what a possible Roseanne reunion would be like, which includes: DJ's being published, Mark's dying in Iraq; David's leaving Darlene for a woman half his age, Darlene coming out of the closet and meeting a woman and having a test tube baby with her, Becky's working at Walmart, Roseanne and Jackie's opening the first medical marijuana dispensary in Lanford, Arnie's becoming the best friend of the Governor of Illinois and remarrying Nancy, Bev's selling a painting for $10,000, Jerry and the grandsons forming a music group similar to the Jonas Brothers, Dan's reappearing alive after faking his death , and Bonnie's being arrested for selling crack" TyrsHTML has a new favorite as of 17:19 on Nov 17, 2017 |
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Recently, people started receiving phishing scam emails that looked like they were from Netflix. This week, Netflix themselves promoted The Punisher using a suspicious email.
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The MSJ posted:Recently, people started receiving phishing scam emails that looked like they were from Netflix. This week, Netflix themselves promoted The Punisher using a suspicious email. That's nuts. It might be okay if the body text didn't essentially say "you've been hacked"
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The MSJ posted:Recently, people started receiving phishing scam emails that looked like they were from Netflix. This week, Netflix themselves promoted The Punisher using a suspicious email. Is it just a .GIF, a link to a page with that letter, or what? I don’t let scripts run in my mail client.
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Platystemon posted:Is it just a .GIF, a link to a page with that letter, or what? It doesn't help that the subject is this as well: 
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Watching old shows on my dvr and sometimes I don't get to the remote in time to fast forward the commercials, so I keep hearing one for Chuck E. Cheese about "how did we make Chuck E. Cheese more mom-friendly? We surveyed moms to find out" and they give all these stupid suggestions and then determine they're going to make the pizza taste better. They end by saying paraphrased "Come on by and try the pizza that beat Pizza Hut in a taste test!" Like be careful guys someone's going to trip over that low bar you set for yourself.
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The Punisher isn't even known for hacking! He's a gunman!
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Waffleman_ posted:The Punisher isn't even known for hacking! He's a gunman! What about Punisher 2099
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Waffleman_ posted:The Punisher isn't even known for hacking! He's a gunman! sometimes he hacks at people with a knife though
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Waffleman_ posted:The Punisher isn't even known for hacking! He's a gunman! A gunman is just a biohacker.
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Waffleman_ posted:The Punisher isn't even known for hacking! He's a gunman! He has a hacker sidekick, though.
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nerdz posted:Since we just talk about spam now: Not even gonna tell us who this was from so we can make fun of them?
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