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Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..

TheCool69 posted:

Any scoopz on what is the direction of Ohno? The recent pics of him look really sad

Jobs to Sullivan Saturday, back on the indies by February of next year.

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Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
He's basically a player/coach at this point, which is probably the deal they worked out to convince him to come back.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

TheCool69 posted:

Any scoopz on what is the direction of Ohno? The recent pics of him look really sad

Yeah I love Hero but it’s getting weird to watch. He’s probably not gonna last long again :smith:

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
It's extremely weird to me that Ohno/Itami never made it to a Takeover. It's extremely weird to me that I don't....think Ohno's gotten a singles match on a Takeover at all?

Wait, Itami doesn't have a match at this Takeover either does he? :catstare:

Fentry
Mar 7, 2003



Supposedly Itami is debuting on 205 live soon, what could possibly go wrong

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Itami spending whatever's left of his contract sitting in Brian Kendrick chinlocks seems like a fitting end to his WWE run

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Ohno is there to make the people they care about look good and that’s all he will ever be as long as he tries to stuff himself in awful unflattering custom basketball jerseys

TwoDogs1Cup
May 28, 2008

DOUGIE DOUGIE DOUGIE! MY LOVE, HE MAKES MY EMPTY HEART FULL! DOUGIE! THE BEST FOREVER THE BEST DOUGIEEE! <3 <3 - TwoDougies1Cup
Does he have the giant gut again? I haven't seen him in ages

Gold Sexy Body
Nov 17, 2017
Probation
Can't post for 4 years!

TwoDogs1Cup posted:

Does he have the giant gut again? I haven't seen him in ages

it fluctuates an insane amount.

Schrodingers gut

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



On the last NXT he looked like me if I put on a tight basketball uniform.

This isn't a compliment in the slightest.

Gold Sexy Body
Nov 17, 2017
Probation
Can't post for 4 years!

Endless Mike posted:

On the last NXT he looked like me if I put on a tight basketball uniform.

This isn't a compliment in the slightest.

Free the gut.

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
get bigger

Gold Sexy Body
Nov 17, 2017
Probation
Can't post for 4 years!

Thick,

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


TwoDogs1Cup posted:

Does he have the giant gut again? I haven't seen him in ages

Gold Sexy Body
Nov 17, 2017
Probation
Can't post for 4 years!

Confirmed gut, repeat, confirmed gut

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

hes like a fat kevin nash

Gold Sexy Body
Nov 17, 2017
Probation
Can't post for 4 years!

exploded mummy posted:

hes like a fat kevin nash

His quads work

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Gold Sexy Body posted:

His quads work

not for very much longer at that weight

Gold Sexy Body
Nov 17, 2017
Probation
Can't post for 4 years!

exploded mummy posted:

not for very much longer at that weight

Don't talk about my dad like that

Bigass Moth
Mar 6, 2004

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...
Just getting ready for his call up to 305 Live.

Platypus Farm
Jul 12, 2003

Francis is my name, and breeding is my game. All bow before the fertile smut-god!

Bigass Moth posted:

Just getting ready for his call up to 305 Live.

This just in, kassius ohno is moving to japan, but not for NJPW












For Sumo

Gold Sexy Body
Nov 17, 2017
Probation
Can't post for 4 years!
Chris Hero is thicc as hell and that's okay,

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Of8kY_IbYq4

Gold Sexy Body
Nov 17, 2017
Probation
Can't post for 4 years!

He is!

Gold Sexy Body
Nov 17, 2017
Probation
Can't post for 4 years!
guhghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhrgh

http://nodq.com/news/512859259.shtml

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

Stop posting so much please rereg guy

Gold Sexy Body
Nov 17, 2017
Probation
Can't post for 4 years!

yea ok posted:

Stop posting so much please rereg guy

ok, yea ok

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN

Gold Sexy Body posted:

Free the gut.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Chris Hero, as someone tries to take his massive pile pf hamburgers away: "Oh no, oh no!"

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Hero needs to go back to tiny trunks. More normal bodies in wrestling.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

He dresses like that fat nerd from Teen Wolf in the ring

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





Chris Hero is preparing for his BJW run.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

Gold Sexy Body posted:

guhghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhrgh

http://nodq.com/news/512859259.shtml

I didn't need a dirt sheet to tell ya that was gonna happen.

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!
I really don't understand why everyone makes fun of Hero's body. He is more athletic than like every dude in wwe and is straight up one of the best wrestlers in the company.

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

People are jealous

Andrast
Apr 21, 2010


The_Rob posted:

I really don't understand why everyone makes fun of Hero's body. He is more athletic than like every dude in wwe and is straight up one of the best wrestlers in the company.

He's fat

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!

Andrast posted:

He's fat

So what though.

Andrast
Apr 21, 2010


The_Rob posted:

So what though.

It's funny

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!

Andrast posted:

It's funny

It's actually pretty played out.

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Basic Chunnel
Sep 21, 2010

Jesus! Jesus Christ! Say his name! Jesus! Jesus! Come down now!

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