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but LITTLEJOHN says
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# ? Nov 17, 2017 15:23 |
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# ? May 22, 2024 13:57 |
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this owns
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# ? Nov 17, 2017 15:54 |
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Jose posted:lmao of course the responses are all boomers talking about how hard they worked and how the young need to learn how to buckle down and anyway it's immigrants fault
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# ? Nov 17, 2017 16:06 |
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Ramrod Hotshot posted:What's the mood in the UK right now irt Brexit? Is it anger, stoic resignation, or ThisIsFine.jpg? It's more like the fey state you'd go into in WW1 where you realise you can't stop the shells from blowing you up so you just march dead eyed across no man's land. I long ago accepted my generation has no future, I'm just hanging in to eke out whatever small hedonism is left
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# ? Nov 17, 2017 16:44 |
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From the dnd thread lol. No deal means a hard Irish borderBedshaped posted:Well from a brief look (there's probably better examples), going directly from Monaghan (in the ROI) to Cavan (also in the ROI) means you have to cross the border 4 times:
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# ? Nov 17, 2017 17:24 |
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Jose posted:From the dnd thread lol. No deal means a hard Irish border It's amazing that you flew all the way back to England just to end up more boned than you were in that Florida hotel.
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# ? Nov 17, 2017 17:36 |
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https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/nov/17/sarah-clarke-appointed-to-role-of-black-rod-parliamentquote:Sarah Clarke becomes first female Black Rod after 669 years
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# ? Nov 17, 2017 17:52 |
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Misread that as first black female and was confused by the picture
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# ? Nov 17, 2017 17:57 |
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Vitamin P posted:For me it feels a bit like sitting in the back of a car being driven quite fast late at night down a quiet dual-carriageway with some mates, but you don't really know the slightly older lads in the front driving the car that well. It's their car and they have a spliff on and a few bumps of bad cocaine but your mates are in the back and you're deciding the music so it's not so bad. You know you're either gonna get stopped by the police or crash soon but because your lot are just swigging some cheap booze, not doing the drugs or driving the car, you have a weird idea that you'll not end up as badly off as they will whatever happens. You know that doesn't make much sense, especially because those lads are gonna come off the carriageway soon heading to a party they swear is real and that will be really good, and so a crash is more and more likely as the journey goes on. So you're making the odd loaded eye contact with a mate and one of you is muttering "gently caress it let's just get out and ring a cab home" even though none of you have enough money for a cab and either way you aren't sure how you'd actually get these lads to even slow the car down. So you just sit back and have another swig and listen to the music and double check your own seatbelt. Well I think I can safely say we've all been there.
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# ? Nov 17, 2017 18:20 |
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Jose posted:Misread that as first black female and was confused by the picture https://twitter.com/dril/status/847696440226758657
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# ? Nov 17, 2017 18:29 |
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A good headline.
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# ? Nov 17, 2017 19:09 |
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Gum posted:https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/nov/17/sarah-clarke-appointed-to-role-of-black-rod-parliament nice quote:The ceremony involves the door to the Commons being slammed in Black Rod’s face.
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# ? Nov 17, 2017 19:09 |
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dick littlejohn
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# ? Nov 17, 2017 19:20 |
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This man is in charge of Brexit negotiations:
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# ? Nov 17, 2017 19:49 |
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UrbicaMortis posted:This man is in charge of Brexit negotiations: love deedees
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# ? Nov 17, 2017 19:57 |
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Jose posted:From the dnd thread lol. No deal means a hard Irish border troubles 2 electric boogaloo
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# ? Nov 17, 2017 19:59 |
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Jose posted:From the dnd thread lol. No deal means a hard Irish border tbf avoiding that section of the border won't make a huge impact on journey times. Ireland's still going to be a pretty small country after brexit
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# ? Nov 17, 2017 20:09 |
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What's the likelihood that it'll be a "hard" border to satisfy EU requirements, but in practice no one will really give a poo poo? Because it's up to the Irish and Northern Irish to enforce it, and its in their mutual self interest to keep things open
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# ? Nov 17, 2017 20:14 |
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yeah germany will def let that happen lol
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# ? Nov 17, 2017 20:21 |
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Ramrod Hotshot posted:What's the likelihood that it'll be a "hard" border to satisfy EU requirements, but in practice no one will really give a poo poo? Because it's up to the Irish and Northern Irish to enforce it, and its in their mutual self interest to keep things open No NI border means either no border between the EU and UK or a hard border between NI and GB. Pick your poison
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# ? Nov 17, 2017 21:08 |
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Gum posted:No NI border means either no border between the EU and UK or a hard border between NI and GB. Pick your poison westminster doesn’t give a single poo poo about NI so whichever one is more damaging to NI will be what happens
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# ? Nov 17, 2017 21:13 |
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someone give me a job in Northern Europe I’ll even learn a language
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# ? Nov 17, 2017 21:14 |
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bump_fn posted:westminster doesn’t give a single poo poo about NI so whichever one is more damaging to NI will be what happens That would be the NI-GB border. Good luck selling that to the DUP
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# ? Nov 17, 2017 21:29 |
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(Not because it would be bad for NI but because loyalists would go apeshit if you had no NI-ROI border but did have one NI-GB)
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# ? Nov 17, 2017 21:31 |
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obvs this means ireland will unite, form a union with scotland, and then use the threat of their scottish nuke subs to annex Wangland, creating the "New UK" which will rejoin the EU. Easy fix.
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# ? Nov 17, 2017 21:34 |
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maskenfreiheit posted:obvs this means ireland will unite, form a union with scotland, and then use the threat of their scottish nuke subs to annex Wangland, creating the "New UK" which will rejoin the EU.
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# ? Nov 17, 2017 21:45 |
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maskenfreiheit posted:obvs this means ireland will unite, form a union with scotland, and then use the threat of their scottish nuke subs to annex Wangland, creating the "New UK" which will rejoin the EU. Somewhere, the dust that is left of William Wallace's bones manages to get an erection.
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# ? Nov 17, 2017 21:48 |
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Gum posted:https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/nov/17/sarah-clarke-appointed-to-role-of-black-rod-parliament Still can't get over B-grade fantasy novel British politics can get
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# ? Nov 18, 2017 03:50 |
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Kind of messed up to have a woman be the usher of the black rod before they let a black guy be it considering he'd get so much more mileage out of the title.
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# ? Nov 18, 2017 04:05 |
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Make Usher the usher of the black rod.
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# ? Nov 18, 2017 04:11 |
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A Buttery Pastry posted:Rejoin the EU? It'd never stop being part of it! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7iKrTNX6OE
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# ? Nov 18, 2017 04:16 |
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Bryter posted:tbf avoiding that section of the border won't make a huge impact on journey times. Ireland's still going to be a pretty small country after brexit the transportation part isn't so bad because most irish live in dublin; the biggest consequence will be making it take a bit longer to get to and from Donegal from the capital. the real disaster is that the northern irish economy is heavily dependent on the rest of Ireland. DUP doesnt want a border with GB but their voters still get hosed if the economy collapses so they're stuck. this is extremely important because the DUP supplies the votes keeping May's government (barely) afloat. in the likely event of a hard border either between Ireland and NI or between NI and GB, the DUP will be forced with an impossible choice: a)agree, loving over the northern irish economy either moderately (border with GB) or severely (border with Ireland) and massively pissing off either their unionist base (GB) or the catholics (Ireland) possibly causing the good friday deal to collapse. b) disagree, meaning either the no deal apocalypse and a hard border with Ireland anyway, or May dissolving Parliament and probably losing to corbyn, meaning the DUP just handed the PMship to an IRA sympathiser. in the aftermath of b), labour gets to deal with trying to piece back together the exploded tory brexit deal months or even weeks before the March 29th 2019 deal-or-no-deal deadline, quite possibly the worst possible outcome for them politically
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# ? Nov 18, 2017 04:45 |
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Surely Great Britain will be able to use its Power and Clout to bend Ireland to its will in the brexit talks and not be like, totally at its mercy.
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# ? Nov 18, 2017 04:49 |
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Fallen Hamprince posted:the transportation part isn't so bad because most irish live in dublin; the biggest consequence will be making it take a bit longer to get to and from Donegal from the capital. the real disaster is that the northern irish economy is heavily dependent on the rest of Ireland. DUP doesnt want a border with GB but their voters still get hosed if the economy collapses so they're stuck. but the return of the troubles will lead to all sorts of cool black mirror technologies to shock and awe the irish, which will creates jobs
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# ? Nov 18, 2017 04:51 |
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basically, the political dynamic is that the party that negotiates brexit is going to both get all the blame for having brexited in the first place and then go on to get force-fed poo poo every day afterwards as the economic effects set in. since, absent unforeseen circumstances, labour is likely to win the next election, this leads to an almost farcical situation where labour has to hope and pray that the conservatives somehow schlep along for a full term so that the tories take the full brunt of the poo poo tornado and then labour can sweep in with a colossal, full-communism-guaranteeing parliamentary majority in the next scheduled election. if the tory government falls soon after brexit, labour isn't as well off long-term because the fallout from brexit lands on them instead. in the worst-case scenario for corbyn, may's government collapses at the eleventh hour and labour is hosed on both ends. they have to actually carry out brexit, betraying their base, and they get the full blame for the damage from brexiters who will accuse them of sabotaging it (the idiots who voted for brexit will believe this)
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# ? Nov 18, 2017 04:56 |
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maskenfreiheit posted:but the return of the troubles will lead to all sorts of cool black mirror technologies to shock and awe the irish, which will creates jobs automation has made the irish obsolete. ELON MUSK DID IT AGAIN
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# ? Nov 18, 2017 04:57 |
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Taintrunner posted:
isn't their main industries tax shelters and guiness
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# ? Nov 18, 2017 05:24 |
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maskenfreiheit posted:isn't their main industries tax shelters and guiness Also mushrooms but not the exciting kind
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# ? Nov 18, 2017 12:11 |
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Richard Leonard (Left-wing, pro-corbyn) has been voted leader of Scottish Labour replacing a centrist who resigned in order to appear of the reality show "I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here!"
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# ? Nov 18, 2017 13:40 |
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This is going to result in David Davis ordering a full military invasion of Ireland as gunboat diplomacy is the only thing he understands
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