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I think that the crab slaughtering machine is terrible and also inneficient because humans have to load it. Can the crab butchering machine really pry and cut a crab faster than a human? I don't think it can. For it to actually be of use it must accept a hopper of crabs and secure them without human intervention. As it exists, it is not only an inefficienct killing machine, but it also requires a human to conspire in each individual crab death.
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old beast lunatic posted:Somebody redo this video with Norwegian black metal This is the most peaceful video of a living creature getting dismembered on an industrial level
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Ashmole posted:This is the most peaceful video of a living creature getting dismembered on an industrial level I think you could have it going on a tv in moma and it'd fit right in it's fantastic
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Why is the crab bucket bad if crabs are good?
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I have a crab story! One time I was on a beach with a lady who really liked ocean-stuff, so when I saw a crab I though to myself, "I'll go nab that crab!" She was totally going to be impressed when I brought her this crab to check out! Problem is, I thought that what I had seen on some Discovery show bout people who nab crabs for a living was universal. Hearing a voice in my head telling me that if you want to nab a crab you gotta grab that crab by the back...knuckle...I went for it. Little thing twisted around and dug its claw completely through a tendon in my thumb. And latched on. My first thought was to scream and pinwheel my arms like a panicked toddler, but there was a girl right there and I had to look like a tough guy. So, I spent about five minutes with this crab just obliterating my tendon while she inspected it and I spouted off everything I know about crabs (mostly that this method of holding a crab obviously doesn't work for every species). In the end she grew bored with my show and tell, and I came to admire that little crab. Some kind of huge god picked it up and it's response was "gently caress you god, I'll pinch you!" then hauled off and did it. I put it down and it released its death grip. Assured of its victory it walked off to more conquests. In my mind I named the crab a warrior. Respect. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gISlB1IdUjI
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The Human Crouton posted:For it to actually be of use it must accept a hopper of crabs and secure them without human intervention. CRAB HOPPER MASSACRE
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It's true this trumps the Trump thread This is the crab equivalent of min-maxing on defense and armor but then you realize you can't fight a single thing so you just burrow under the same Ok so not a perfect analogy
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 This rad dude is carrying an upside-down jelly on his back!
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if I could replace one (1) body part, I'd get me a giant fiddler crab arm
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if I could replace a second (2nd) body part, I'd go with eyes on stalks, like a fiddler crab
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This thread is fun and also I just noticed the thread tag, nice work op
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some cool coconut crab action in this vid https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCkNSWz-IDc
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unkAvO9v2Nk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNe-ZU1dkaM
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TurboFlamingChicken posted:How many legs you think a cat got?
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Mo_Steel posted:
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whats the best crab, if i hate crabs and think they suck which crab should i look at to like crabs
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Mo_Steel posted:
I somehow missed this. This owns and I want a framed print. a real rude dude posted:whats the best crab, if i hate crabs and think they suck which crab should i look at to like crabs thb if none of the posts in this thread do it for you then you're probably beyond help
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Crabs look like they should be space aliens but they live here on earth.
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If I had a pet crab I would name it Pinchenstein.
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I wish more animals walked sideways, like some of my favorite crabs.
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sideways is really the best direction to do most things in. i mean anyone can go in and out, it takes a real thinker to sidestep it all.
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Chernobyl baby posted:It's true this trumps the Trump thread Why that crab aint got no legs?
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^ I can't believe that actually happened lol
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lol *Gruff umpire voice* I'LL ALLOW IT!!!
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hello fellow crab, i would like one 'crabby patty' por favor
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Mozi posted:hello fellow crab, i would like one 'crabby patty' por favor Aye. 
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you know... that looks pretty good, but you've got some nice claws on ya there... hmm...
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The Human Crouton posted:I think that the crab slaughtering machine is terrible and also inneficient because humans have to load it. Can the crab butchering machine really pry and cut a crab faster than a human? I don't think it can. For it to actually be of use it must accept a hopper of crabs and secure them without human intervention. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_0hiruTMZ0
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my cat is norris posted:If I had a pet crab I would name it Pinchenstein. Get a pair, call them Rosencrabtz and Pinchenstern.
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I'm gonna get a crab and call him/her Seor Pincerhands
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Sorry fellas, I'm already way ahead of ya'll and named one of my pinchies Captain Snips. She's even the feistiest one I have!
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