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Push El Burrito posted:Just hanging out in my house with boarded up windows smashing poo poo. They're in Florida. Boarded windows are very prudent for a large portion of the year.
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 The hurricane probably smashed it up before you did though
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Just drink the serum to regenerate your missing wife already. 
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Nov 17, 2017 04:51
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There's so much more equipment there he can trow through windows.
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Connors: Going to the Everglades. Peter: Alright, see you around. Storyline ends. Next: Sabertooth!
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Synthbuttrange posted:
"I wasn't thinking straight... I can destroy it much more efficiently if I use fire! Let's go!"
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Nov 17, 2017 16:18
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The exciting revelation in this story is a doctor has two labs.
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Nov 17, 2017 16:42
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Lizard vs Alligator fight club incoming.
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Time to meet Spider-Man new nemesis: Florida Man
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Any Lizzy plot's going to be real thin.
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I bet connors' been trashing this lab for ages, just waiting for peter to get here
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He's going to do some once-in-a-lifetime fluke to get it to grow back and then have the other one bitten off by a gator.
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He's going to plug his mouth with his thumb and blow real hard and his right arm will pop back out.
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Jesus just pay doc ock for one of his mind controlled robot arms/tentacles
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That was his jacking off arm. Now that the wife is dead, he needs it back
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Synthbuttrange posted:
I love this because Connors has lived so long with the arm-loss gimmick that there's no more reason for it to even exist. Like, prosthetic arms have developed so much in the last decade, and he's a DNA manipulating mega-scientist that's buds with Spider-man, there's no reason for him not to get it fixed the way regular people do beyond some vague phantom pain excuse.
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ArmyOfMidgets posted:I love this because Connors has lived so long with the arm-loss gimmick that there's no more reason for it to even exist. Like, prosthetic arms have developed so much in the last decade, and he's a DNA manipulating mega-scientist that's buds with Spider-man, there's no reason for him not to get it fixed the way regular people do beyond some vague phantom pain excuse. "Wait, you have the ability to edit DNA on the fly? You could be curing cancer with that!" "But I don't want to cure cancer. I want to turn people into dinosaurs!"
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Mikl posted:"...I want to turn people into dinosaurs!"  I can never pass up an opportunity to post Dr. Dinosaur
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Synthbuttrange posted:
Next six weeks are just MJ hitting Connors with a rolled up newspaper shouting,"STOP! BEING! SO! STUPID!" Peter is familiar with this.
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Proteus Jones posted:
You sir, you fight the good fight!
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Looks like we have a contender for someone thicker than Peter
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Dr. Connors is that guy who never stops getting high on his own supply.
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mind the walrus posted:Dr. Connors is that guy who never stops getting high on his own supply. ssssSay hello to my little friend! - Scaleface
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Last time I tried this I turned into a giant lizard. The time before that I turned into a giant lizard. The time before that... also a giant lizard. But I've got a good feeling about this one!
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Manatee Cannon posted:it's fine I don't think it's illegal to sell drugs to alligators it is definitely illegal to sell drugs to alligators and then have sex with them, though
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:it is definitely illegal to sell drugs to alligators and then have sex with them, though He is going to Florida so you are wrong
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Tiggum posted:Last time I tried this I turned into a giant lizard. The time before that I turned into a giant lizard. The time before that... also a giant lizard. But I've got a good feeling about this one! Maybe this time he wants to become a lizard for good this time and forget the pain of human loneliness.  Nah, just kidding, he's gonna be trying to grow his arm back like always.
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Now that his star pupil Peter Parker is here he'll certainly help him perfect his serum... to turn back into a giant lizard.
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Maybe this time he'll create a serum to transform himself into a giant lizard, but it will backfire and grow his arm back.
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mind the walrus posted:Yes, the creatures with pivotal hinge joints and an exoskeleton are renowned for their flexibility. Seriously Peter who the gently caress taught you biology? Elfface posted:Doctor Kurt "Inject myself with Lizard DNA to regrow my arm" Connors. From the last arc, but suddenly relevant once more. Really, Petey and Kurt were made for each other. MJ's just a third wheel now.
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He'll end up growing a lizard instead of his missing arm.
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Maybe Peter and Curt should learn from another great scientist. Keep the arm, but create an antidote for the lizard-ization side effect by using the DNA of an animal that is the opposite of a lizard. Let’s see. Lizards are reptiles so we need a mammal. Lizards have small teeth, we need an animal with big teeth. Lizards still exist, we need an extinct animal. I know, inject Connors with sabretooth DNA!
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peter only knows how to deal with sabretooths by fleeing to florida. a sabretooth in florida would ruin him.
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