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LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.

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Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

My bike got stolen and I was really loving pissed because it was my only transportation to work and everywhere else so instead of continuing to save for a half decent car I had to burn basically all my cash plus some credit to get something that won't immediately fail. I hope that fucker dies in a ditch and is eaten by raccoons.

Buzkashi
Feb 4, 2003
College Slice

"it seems like you're getting a lot of satisfaction from stabbing me to death, I wasn't gonna do anything this evening anyway!"

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Yeah stealing a bike is probably a more damaging crime to the victim than stealing a Mercedes, in many cases. Someone who depends on a $100 bike is much less likely to be able to shrug and grab an uber to where he's going and have insurance replace it.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Whiskey A Go Go! posted:

I used to do that to a few people because they were former co-workers of mine and they had a really rough time. One got into bodybuilding, losing 100 pounds in the process and she keeps me encouraged to go to the gym all the time. Actually lost 70 pounds thanks to her motivation stuff.

gently caress yeah, goon!

Ruzihm
Aug 11, 2010

Group up and push mid, proletariat!


Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
Two unrelated but incredible posts

https://twitter.com/norvina1/status/931428410651529216

https://twitter.com/eheisig/status/931569176338141185

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

The fact that this ended with "peace" made me think that maybe his FB account got compromised or something. but the post is actually still up on his page, and has even been edited to exclude the identifying information. And it still ends with "peace". Holy poo poo, this guy is serious.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

On first pass I thought the dude admitted to loving William Taft.

Ruzihm
Aug 11, 2010

Group up and push mid, proletariat!


TotalLossBrain posted:

On first pass I thought the dude admitted to loving William Taft.

https://twitter.com/Slate/status/931596381822779393

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

"It ranged FROM a gorgeous personal secretary TO Senator Bob Taft (senior) who was my first true love"

e: f,b

Yawgmoth
Sep 10, 2003

This post is cursed!

TotalLossBrain posted:

On first pass I thought the dude admitted to loving William Taft.
Oh good, I'm not the only one. I kinda wish it was because that would be an amazing headline.

Edit: :laffo:

GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!

You would think that a state supreme court justice would know how to write airtight sentences, but I guess this is 2017.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Can anyone explain to me why twitter people are posting about "Who is dril irl" today?

https://twitter.com/zlingman/status/931599809810538496

I feel as if there's some delicious iosm behind it but I can't figure out any context.

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:
Some Homestuck dorks doxxed him.

Crocoswine
Aug 20, 2010

CommonShore posted:

Yeah stealing a bike is probably a more damaging crime to the victim than stealing a Mercedes, in many cases. Someone who depends on a $100 bike is much less likely to be able to shrug and grab an uber to where he's going and have insurance replace it.

it's also damaging to the thief, because they sold that bike for heroin

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


zakharov posted:

Some Homestuck dorks doxxed him.

:psyduck:

Why?



:psypop:

Why?

Yawgmoth
Sep 10, 2003

This post is cursed!
people who like Homestuck are more toxic than bronies and twice as stupid

Well Manicured Man
Aug 21, 2010

Well Manicured Mort
He didn't get doxxed, some people found out he worked on the Homestuck adventure game that came out recently and sussed out his name from the end credits.

People are taking this way too seriously.

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

Ularg posted:

Take a look at the last reply in the chain.

Though I have a feeling he's actually ok with using spades...

An Actual Princess
Dec 23, 2006

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1724736026/sweet-bro-and-hella-jeff-by-hussie-dril-and-kc-gre/

Also he's openly involved with this so it's not really doxxing and more like "paying attention to anything"

Zelder
Jan 4, 2012

Closed-Down Pizza Parlor posted:

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1724736026/sweet-bro-and-hella-jeff-by-hussie-dril-and-kc-gre/

Also he's openly involved with this so it's not really doxxing and more like "paying attention to anything"

Hussie, green and dril? Hell yeah

Staryberry
Oct 16, 2009


The Pentagon accidentally called for Trump's removal from office.

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.

Closed-Down Pizza Parlor posted:

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1724736026/sweet-bro-and-hella-jeff-by-hussie-dril-and-kc-gre/

Also he's openly involved with this so it's not really doxxing and more like "paying attention to anything"

https://twitter.com/KrangTNelson/status/931610464961822722

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010








Women, am I right fellas?

Martin BadClixx
Jul 14, 2012

dada stijl

:cumpolice:
Le me: lmao reddit

Edit: woops wrong thread for a bad shitpost. Sorry! Also have no content :(

Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013

Admiral Joeslop posted:



Women, am I right fellas?
So, the OP comment in this seemed fine, up until that last bit about the baby window.

That said,(even knowing the conditions of driving in a Nascar car) I laughed at "fittest athlete in the sport"

e:

Thatim posted:

Le me: lmao reddit

Edit: woops wrong thread for a bad shitpost. Sorry! Also have no content :(

Oh don't worry. This is content right here :smug:

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




Honestly I didn't even notice the baby comment, I skimmed over the first sentence then noticed the last comment.

psutify
Oct 19, 2012
https://twitter.com/PrisonPlanet/status/931540950807121921






:ironicat:

Fantastic Flyer
Aug 9, 2017
WELL IMAGINE MY SHOCK

poly and open-minded
Nov 22, 2006

In BOD we trust

Imagine my shock that it's stupid lovely science since soy contains plant estrogen, which our body doesn't produce like human estrogen

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

poly and open-minded posted:

Imagine my shock that it's stupid lovely science since soy contains plant estrogen, which our body doesn't produce like human estrogen

isn't that worse because it'll turn us into girl plants instead of girl people?

NachtSieger
Apr 10, 2013


Baron Corbyn posted:

isn't that worse because it'll turn us into girl plants instead of girl people?

Have you seen what a dryad looks like

Well Manicured Man
Aug 21, 2010

Well Manicured Mort

maswastaken
Nov 12, 2011

NachtSieger posted:

Have you seen what a dryad looks like
Well, at least there's the familiarity in sporting wood.

Madkal
Feb 11, 2008

Fallen Rib

Are these the geniuses that believe drinking Bull cum will make them more masculine?

Stare-Out
Mar 11, 2010

Isn't that Brain Force stuff the same garbage Alex Jones tries to shill and has an actual doctor* go on about how good it is for you?

* Not an actual doctor, at all.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Stare-Out posted:

Isn't that Brain Force stuff the same garbage Alex Jones tries to shill and has an actual doctor* go on about how good it is for you?

* Not an actual doctor, at all.

yea Prison Paul is a part of the Infowars Family

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
A man with paralyzing agoraphobia who almost never leaves his house is not exactly in a position to criticize others for being weak or effete.

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RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012


I do enjoy a happy ending.

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