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I LICK APE PUSSY posted:stand by warriors i have a FRAGO to the FRAGO There's a frago song set to the tune of the flintstones song.
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spacetoaster posted:There's a frago song set to the tune of the flintstones song. Frago! It’s a frago! The dumbest poo poo you’ll ever hear! From the, brain of colonel! You’ll end up dead and gone from here!
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Nov 18, 2017 02:21
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Lmbo at the last three pages. Get sumdat grunt poo poo you fuckin pussy.
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I LOVE COCK SALAD posted:Lmbo at the last three pages. Get sumdat grunt poo poo you fuckin pussy. viva is MANDOZER from eve fyi
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Nov 18, 2017 03:04
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Unless this is some weird joke, please don't.
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Icon Of Sin posted:Frago! It’s a frago! The dumbest poo poo you’ll ever hear! Frago! It's a frago! It's the ever changing s o p! Left foot! No, your right foot! You never know what it will beeee!
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45 ACP CURES NAZIS posted:viva is MANDOZER from eve fyi hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahHhahahahHahahahahahababababababBhahahahahahahahaha
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Nov 18, 2017 05:47
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i loved autistic mmo soldiers in my squad. the only trouble they ever gave me was on room inspections but thats better than rape/dui
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Nov 18, 2017 06:10
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Army Thead - Well thats better than rape
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Nov 18, 2017 06:11
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"Piss in all the bottles you want, ignore the showers, perform incompetently....just don't meet SIR criteria." -the commander's prayer
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Ambihelical Hexnut posted:"Piss in all the bottles you want, ignore the showers, perform incompetently....just don't meet SIR criteria." -the commander's prayer Or the abridged "I don't care what you do as long as I don't get a phone call."
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Got to hang out, in the Alps, with the Italian Alpinis, their mountain infantry. These dudes loving own. The guy to my left kept making fun of us and asking why do americans take the Army so seriously. Dudes own. Lots of amazing stories from the Sniper Alley in Sarajevo.  This dude was a corporal, and he kept using our rifle to shoot literal dime sized groupings non-stop so we asked him if he is their sniper or some poo poo. Nah, he was a supply clerk but he also takes care of the meticulously trimmed bushes around the post but he doesn't do much during day time so he just shoots. Vahakyla fucked around with this message at 13:59 on Jun 20, 2018 |
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Nov 18, 2017 09:14
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I like how everybody in those pictures looks happy, except for you and that sergeant.
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Alpinis have a duty day from 0830 to 1500 with PT on their own. They do show up earlier, at around 0800 for the morning check ups and preparation, and officers show up earlier, but still. After 1500, they usually play like soccer or something, or just go home. And they don't blouse their boots or yell silly poo poo. Or have to wear a hat. Some of them do, though, but there are literally 10 different uniform styles in a group of 10 alpinis. Also that dude who looks a bit fatter had climbed the loving Matterhorn. Vahakyla fucked around with this message at 11:02 on Nov 18, 2017 |
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Edit: never mind
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-1ik3S6Ct4
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https://twitter.com/dril/status/909174040891359234
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Vahakyla posted:Got to hang out, in the Alps, with the Italian Alpinis, their mountain infantry. These dudes loving own. The guy to my left kept making fun of us and asking why do americans take the Army so seriously. I don't understand, why is the army allowing you, a PFC, to have fun? Is someone screaming at you from off-camera?
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Nov 18, 2017 15:29
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You first have to give hope in order to crush it.
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Nov 18, 2017 15:39
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STOP BEING HAPPY AND START WANTING TO KILL YOURSELF
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Nov 18, 2017 15:40
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boop the snoot posted:STOP BEING HAPPY AND START WANTING TO KILL YOURSELF Yeah. The bucket of crabs and demand that all things suck is creepily strong in GiP.
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boop the snoot posted:STOP BEING HAPPY AND START WANTING TO KILL YOURSELF Best avatar/post combo of 2017.
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Nov 18, 2017 15:46
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He is married so he doesn't have to deal with barracks bullshit. That probably has something to do with it.
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Zeris posted:I don't understand, why is the army allowing you, a PFC, to have fun? Is someone screaming at you from off-camera? Regardless of T.O., all military bureaucracies consist of a Surprise Party Department, a Practical Joke Department, and a Fairy Godmother Department. The last of these being an elderly GS-15 with a nice little office in the pentagon. Most matters are dealt with by the first two departments, but every once in a while the Fairy Godmother will put down her knitting, shuffle through her paperwork and waive her wand over one special Soldier. Today was my day. The first chapter of Glory Road is basically Robert Heinlein posting for this thread.
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Literally every other country I’ve played Army with has said we were too serious.
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Definitely starting to lean towards getting out next summer and not waiting for CPT
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Nov 18, 2017 22:28
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Soulex posted:Literally every other country I’ve played Army with has said we were too serious. They've grown weak after decades of knowing (or thinking) we'd save them. 
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Nov 18, 2017 22:35
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Mustang posted:Definitely starting to lean towards getting out next summer and not waiting for CPT
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Nov 18, 2017 22:44
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You're going to get pinned your train tracks 2 months before you ETS, and once those bars touch your chest you're going to immediately realize that another 4 years won't be that bad. Let me know when you're 15 years into your time in service and when you PCS to Ft. Leavenworth for CGSC I'll buy you a beer when I visit my family.
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Nov 18, 2017 22:53
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I’m a horrible officer, there’s no way I’d make it that far
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Nov 18, 2017 23:24
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C'mon now, Ft. Leavenworth has a great AAFES and their golf course is pretty good...
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Nov 18, 2017 23:27
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Mustang posted:I’m a horrible officer, there’s no way I’d make it that far That's what all the thousand+ students at CGSC told themselves at one point. Our career track is designed around these feelings: Company grade leadership time -> suicidal ideation -> broadening assignement -> maybe it's not so bad -> CGSC ADSO -> field grade leadership time -> suicidal ideation -> broadening assignment -> maybe it's not so bad.
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If I had been stationed anywhere other than WA that probably would have happened but I love this state and I don’t want to leave and the Army will undoubtedly send me somewhere terrible next
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To be 100% Fair when my dad was an instructor at CGSC he had the coolest job ever. I saw him before I went off to school almost every day, he PT'd on his own, was home around 5:00 every day and his weekends were his own. Also I don't remember if he ever worked in the summer, he would always take 4-6 weeks off and we'd go on family vacations/visit family and I don't think i ever saw him don a uniform except for maybe hail and fairwells or whatever. Just sayin...
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Yea Leavenworth is a nice break from FORSCOM assignments, a good broadening experience for students or instructors.
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Mustang posted:I’m a horrible officer, there’s no way I’d make it that far There was a time when the Army was trying very hard to retain me at my most useless. Trust me, you'll make it.
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Just so I can become a miserable major? No thanks
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Mustang posted:Just so I can become a miserable major? No thanks You have to be a miserable major in order to become a lovely bat commander!
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MurderBot posted:To be 100% Fair when my dad was an instructor at CGSC he had the coolest job ever. I saw him before I went off to school almost every day, he PT'd on his own, was home around 5:00 every day and his weekends were his own. If you don’t lose your mind about dumb poo poo, CGSC instructor seems like a really good gig.
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spacetoaster posted:They've grown weak after decades of knowing (or thinking) we'd save them. Oh boy I wish I could agree. My views changed when I did the Dutch pistol marksmanship course which was no joke. To show us, the LTC (Dutch) commander did it, scored perfect and did it while smoking a cigar with no loving safety equipment beyond ear pro. Then he yelled at this AF enlisted dude who failed loving hard. That pistol course is what all officers should do. It’s so loving good.
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