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Mezzanine
Aug 23, 2009
My two favorites

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUNBpeUHKXQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozXMsFZMydw

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Male Tiers
Dec 27, 2012

Why don't you just lay down your weapons now?

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

Pastry of the Year posted:

This is incredible.

"You call hamburgers 'steamed hams'?"
"Oh no, I said 'steamed hams', that's what I call hamburgers"

:laffo:

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005


Extremely my poo poo

Gene Hackman Fan
Dec 27, 2002

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6z8VivzMFM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XO9JHme2jbQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUHTQp9laeY

twoday has a new favorite as of 19:47 on Nov 18, 2017

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!


Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS








your friend a dog
Nov 2, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
why cant we have nice memes instead of mean memes :(

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

your friend a dog posted:

why cant we have nice memes instead of mean memes :(

Mezzanine
Aug 23, 2009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoyQR9abyYU

Personally, I couldn't make it out till about halfway through. If you're having trouble, go to about 2:15 for "Aurora Borealis?" and you should be fine. I'm a fan of Skinner's "Yes!" right after that.

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!


The only people who get angry at someone saying Merry Christmas to them are the moldy strawmen that Fox News pull out of storage every year to convince people that liberals want to abort baby Jesus.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

the_steve posted:

The only people who get angry at someone saying Merry Christmas to them are the moldy strawmen that Fox News pull out of storage every year to convince people that liberals want to abort baby Jesus.

But a lot of people get angry if you say any of the others. They are also moldy, but they're fox news's viewers.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



the_steve posted:

The only people who get angry at someone saying Merry Christmas to them are the moldy strawmen that Fox News pull out of storage every year to convince people that liberals want to abort baby Jesus.

“I want Christmas to be a beautiful harmonious fuzzy-focus monoculture experience for the whole family like the one Ralphie had”

Zelder
Jan 4, 2012

One time in school a teacher told me "happy Kwanzaa" and gave me a candy cane, which I thought was nice until the other (white) students told me she told them merry Christmas. That's going to school in Minnesota for you

Stex T
Mar 7, 2005

Shut the fuck up and get out. Have fun being a slave of the rich and powerful.

your friend a dog posted:

why cant we have nice memes instead of mean memes :(

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe
As a liberal I can confirm we want to abort baby Jesus.

If someone tries to wish me a Merry Christmas I'm gonna wave a couple middle fingers in their face and say "HAPPY HOLIDAYS YOU FASCIST!"

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Jamesman posted:

As a liberal I can confirm we want to abort baby Jesus.

If someone tries to wish me a Merry Christmas I'm gonna wave a couple middle fingers in their face and say "HAPPY HOLIDAYS YOU FASCIST!"

Can you imagine the healing properties of baby Jesus' stem cells?

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Screaming Idiot posted:

Can you imagine the healing properties of baby Jesus' stem cells?

THEY DO NOT GET STEM CELLS FROM ABORTIONS :rant:

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

syscall girl posted:

THEY DO NOT GET STEM CELLS FROM ABORTIONS :rant:

But imagine if they did

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Grassy Knowles posted:

But imagine if they did

I just rewatched that the other day. :unsmith:

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

That's impossible. There's no way anyone has found dignity in a ball pit before.

Evilreaver
Feb 26, 2007

GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!
Dinosaur Gum

Olive! posted:

That's impossible. There's no way anyone has found dignity in a ball pit before.

Except cats. You want me to get a cat? Cause the cat's gonna get it!

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Olive! posted:

That's impossible. There's no way anyone has found dignity in a ball pit before.

You don't find dignity in a ball pit, but you sure as hell can lose it in there.

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Randaconda posted:

I just rewatched that the other day. :unsmith:

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

:randstare:

:golfclap:

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Good username/post combo...

maybe a little too good

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



https://i.imgur.com/tuCT2LR.gifv

Weltlich
Feb 13, 2006
Grimey Drawer

Well I never!~

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418


That was unexpected

Gann Jerrod
Sep 9, 2005

A gun isn't a gun unless it shoots Magic.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Are those pairs of pants? No wonder dignity was also lost.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

What's the meme?

frajaq
Jan 30, 2009

#acolyte GM of 2014



what the...

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Missing Name
Jan 5, 2013



I was hoping for dickbutt but got something I'd have never expected instead

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