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Mirificus: Oct 29, 2004; Kings need not raise their voices to be heard

https://twitter.com/SC_Logicorp/status/932371768681095170

# ? Nov 20, 2017 01:15

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# ? Jun 3, 2024 14:12

Quavers: Feb 26, 2016; You clearly don't understand game development

Suck my space court

# ? Nov 20, 2017 01:15

Dogeh: Aug 30, 2017; ShitMeter: -------------|- 99%

Rugganovich posted:

Lambs Fry with bacon and a nice onion gravy. Bliss.
Lambs fry & Bacon Recipe

This is p good.
With mashed potatoes.
And peas

# ? Nov 20, 2017 01:15

Rugganovich: Apr 29, 2017

The Titanic posted:

Somehow somebody needs to cross the dick talk with the liver talk and get to slicing dicks thinly and �suck my liver�.

Sounds like a Silence of the Lambs reference.

# ? Nov 20, 2017 01:17

juggalo baby coffin: Dec 2, 2007; How would the dog wear goggles and even more than that, who makes the goggles?

Dogeh posted:

I can where one hand is, but where is the other one going?

desperately fluffing the mvp

# ? Nov 20, 2017 01:18

Veni Vidi Ameche!: Nov 2, 2017; by Fluffdaddy

Dusty Lens posted:

Suck my twat just doesn't feel like it carries the same kind of dominant objectification. But I've nothing better to bring to the table.

When we were kids, my sister once said to me, �French kiss my butthole,� which, I must say, seemed much more brutal and effective than �kiss my rear end� or �suck my dick.� My opinion on that has not changed in the intervening thirty years.

# ? Nov 20, 2017 01:20

grimcreaper: Jan 7, 2012

Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

When we were kids, my sister once said to me, “French kiss my butthole,” which, I must say, seemed much more brutal and effective than “kiss my rear end” or “suck my dick.” My opinion on that has not changed in the intervening thirty years.

Well. Your sister is gross.

# ? Nov 20, 2017 01:29

Dementropy: Aug 23, 2010

# ? Nov 20, 2017 01:36

Solarin: Nov 15, 2007

You want a meltdown?

# ? Nov 20, 2017 01:38

big nipples big life: May 12, 2014

Solarin posted:

You want a meltdown?

Better than the prequels.

# ? Nov 20, 2017 01:39

Mr.Tophat: Apr 7, 2007; You clearly don't understand joke development

Solarin posted:

You want a meltdown?

nice meltdown

# ? Nov 20, 2017 01:45

Mirificus: Oct 29, 2004; Kings need not raise their voices to be heard

# ? Nov 20, 2017 01:47

Foo Diddley: Oct 29, 2011; cat

Star Citizen: 179 ISSUES AREN'T 179 BUGS!

# ? Nov 20, 2017 01:59

juggalo baby coffin: Dec 2, 2007; How would the dog wear goggles and even more than that, who makes the goggles?

i got 179 issues but a glitch aint one

# ? Nov 20, 2017 02:00

CrazyLoon: Aug 10, 2015; "..."

Solarin posted:

You want a meltdown?

ah, how I missed thee

# ? Nov 20, 2017 02:00

The Titanic: Sep 15, 2016; Unsinkable

grimcreaper posted:

If he tells you to suck his oval office, does that mean hes trans? Transword maybe?

Usually it�s not �suck my oval office�, it�s �you�re a oval office�.

I�ll let you know how it goes the first time somebody tells me to suck their oval office as an insult.

# ? Nov 20, 2017 02:08

alf_pogs: Feb 15, 2012

where are the bronsons of yesteryear?

# ? Nov 20, 2017 02:11

thatguy: Feb 5, 2003

Mirificus please archive Matilda and Gremlich being upset at my #holocaust #meme.

# ? Nov 20, 2017 02:13

TheLastRoboKy: May 2, 2009; Finishing the game with everyone else's continues

Mirificus posted:

https://twitter.com/SC_Logicorp/status/932371768681095170

Must be hard for these guys to want to get rid of Derek Smart but the only way to do it is to accept the Holocaust happened.

# ? Nov 20, 2017 02:14

thatguy: Feb 5, 2003

TheLastRoboKy posted:

Must be hard for these guys to want to get rid of Derek Smart but the only way to do it is to accept the Holocaust happened.

# ? Nov 20, 2017 02:15

Mr.Tophat: Apr 7, 2007; You clearly don't understand joke development

TheLastRoboKy posted:

Must be hard for these guys to want to get rid of Derek Smart but the only way to do it is to accept the Holocaust happened.

i need some milk because that's some serious bear mace

# ? Nov 20, 2017 02:18

Mirificus: Oct 29, 2004; Kings need not raise their voices to be heard

Mirificus posted:

https://twitter.com/TarkaRoshe/status/932351304680267776

https://twitter.com/dawnofevil/status/932360288464195584
https://twitter.com/dawnofevil/status/932360613543776256

# ? Nov 20, 2017 02:22

Jobbo_Fett: Mar 7, 2014; Slava Ukrayini; Clapping Larry

D_Smart posted:

Yeah, I just ignored those SJW twats. Like always.

Lol

# ? Nov 20, 2017 02:27

Tokamak: Dec 22, 2004

I love that Derek is so broke brain that citizens can't discern whether he is an alt-right gamergater or a left-wing nutjob (it's both).

# ? Nov 20, 2017 02:31

alf_pogs: Feb 15, 2012

can stuff be two things?

# ? Nov 20, 2017 02:32

Wuxi: Apr 3, 2012

TheLastRoboKy posted:

Must be hard for these guys to want to get rid of Derek Smart but the only way to do it is to accept the Holocaust happened.

# ? Nov 20, 2017 02:33

Wuxi: Apr 3, 2012

Why is 'Star Citizen: #Holocaust' still not the new thread title?

# ? Nov 20, 2017 02:34

The Titanic: Sep 15, 2016; Unsinkable

TheLastRoboKy posted:

Must be hard for these guys to want to get rid of Derek Smart but the only way to do it is to accept the Holocaust happened.

Whoa!

# ? Nov 20, 2017 02:37

Quavers: Feb 26, 2016; You clearly don't understand game development

Tokamak posted:

I love that Derek is so broke brain that citizens can't discern whether he is an alt-right gamergater or a left-wing nutjob (it's both).

100% a CTRL-C CTRL-V blogging Warlord

# ? Nov 20, 2017 03:05

Quavers: Feb 26, 2016; You clearly don't understand game development

The BuySSD2Win Intel Raven

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x69y87z

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x69y8io

# ? Nov 20, 2017 03:07

Colostomy Bag: Jan 11, 2016; C-Bangin' it

alf_pogs posted:

can stuff be two things?

A quantum cat.

# ? Nov 20, 2017 03:16

Abuminable: Mar 30, 2017; Now, aside from the Abuminable, business goes on as usual.

Quavers posted:

The BuySSD2Win Intel Raven

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x69y87z

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x69y8io

How lame. Hardly distinguishable from any of their other uninspired globs of grey.

# ? Nov 20, 2017 03:22

juggalo baby coffin: Dec 2, 2007; How would the dog wear goggles and even more than that, who makes the goggles?

I missed out on dereks holocaust meme, what was it?

# ? Nov 20, 2017 03:24

SCtrumpHaters: Oct 28, 2017; by Nyc_Tattoo

juggalo baby coffin posted:

I missed out on dereks holocaust meme, what was it?

Faked

# ? Nov 20, 2017 03:35

DapperDon: Sep 7, 2016

Abuminable posted:

How lame. Hardly distinguishable from any of their other uninspired globs of grey.

I wonder if Intel insisted it be flight ready before they would join up?

# ? Nov 20, 2017 03:36

Colostomy Bag: Jan 11, 2016; C-Bangin' it

juggalo baby coffin posted:

I missed out on dereks holocaust meme, what was it?

6,000,000 blogs.

# ? Nov 20, 2017 03:39

Abuminable: Mar 30, 2017; Now, aside from the Abuminable, business goes on as usual.

DapperDon posted:

I wonder if Intel insisted it be flight ready before they would join up?

Most certainly! They know they run the risk that Chris may never deliver a game, but they don't want the bad press of worthless ship codes in their promotion. They get to walk away with their hands clean regardless what befalls Chris.

# ? Nov 20, 2017 03:45

BluesShaman: Apr 25, 2016; She wore Blue Velvet.

ComfyPants posted:

Actually it's more like they wanted to show everyone how cool the water slide was going to look so they could sell more season tickets, so they threw together some plywood they found in the garage and piled it up into precarious 5 story behemoths that were in no way riveted together, showing off what the BDWSE would look like by making the piles look vaguely water-slide-shaped and painted to look real pretty.

After the cash rolled in they decided that instead of building the real water slides, they would make intricate CGI demos of what the water slides would be like and make commercials about the water slides and draw water slides and show everyone the pictures so they'd buy more tickets.

Then one day a ticket holder noticed that they'd spent several thousand dollars on tickets but still hadn't yet actually slid down one yet, so the water slide company figured SOMEONE should get to work on those slides so they sent a few guys over to the park to finish assembling the slides that were already precariously erected on the site, but because they weren't screwed together yet, whenever somebody went up to the top to start work on fastening everything together, it would fall down, and then they'd have to rebuild the whole thing all over again, and the guy running the operation demanded that nobody use any rivets or screws or bolts until all of the slides were put up so every time someone started trying to rivet the things together, they would just collapse again.

Soon, it was apparent that they would need a lot more people to hold up all the plywood to get it ready to be bolted together, but a lot of people decided not to stick around because they had degrees in engineering and dreams of building great water slides and all they were doing were drawing pictures of swimming trunks, and were appalled at the lovely management at the waterslide company, and plus a lot of the plywood that fell down ended up being damaged and they had to keep buying more, until suddenly someone looked around and said hey we don't have any money left because we spent it all on commercials CGI and broken plywood and we haven't even thought about how we're going to run water to the property, and build the pipes.

Somewhere along the line, someone bought advance tickets and he'd built some water slides in the past for very niche water slide enthusiasts, and looked at the progress that wasn't being made and said, "You know, I know a thing or two about water slides and I don't think they can pull this off," and the the CEO of the BDWSE spent hours yelling, "gently caress you gently caress you gently caress you you don't get to ride ANY of my water slides here's your money back," so that guy has spent 2 1/2 years standing outside the water park complex with a bullhorn yelling, "YOU'RE NEVER GETTING THIS poo poo BUILT," and meanwhile die hard fans of the water park who have been hit way too many times in the head by falling plywood have been chucking paper wads at him and built a rickety shack outside the waterpark where they put up a sign saying "THE GUY WITH BULLHORN IS A DOO DOO HEAD" and yelling about how great the waterpark is going to be while watching entire stacks of plywood collapse around them until the person who ran the shack decided to take the shack and go home and declare victory over the bullhorn man.

It's more like that.