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truly the darkest timeline
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Nov 21, 2017 01:42
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Disney really seems to have cracked down on leaks with an iron fist this time around. At this point in 2015, the whole drat movie was practically spoiled online.
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Gonz posted:Disney really seems to have cracked down on leaks with an iron fist this time around. At this point in 2015, the whole drat movie was practically spoiled online. I mean it already is, they leaked an early draft back in the 80s under a different production company
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I'm in Singapore and there are ads featuring a list of everyone's favorite Star Wars characters. Rey, Kylo, Phasma, R2-D2, BB-8, First Order BB-8, TIE Fighter and Porg.
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Nov 21, 2017 02:10
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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:You brought it back up, it's your fault. It's back, in porg form.
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Nov 21, 2017 03:55
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*porgs starts hassling wild horses* Porg: you just watch yourself. We're wanted meechandise. We've got pre orders in 12 systems! Wild horses: ill be careful Porg: you'll be porg!!
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Man, just imagine what it's going to be like when there's an actual major movie out with porgs in them. Feels like everyone's lost their poo poo one way or another over them and all we have is some merchandise... well, a whole ton of merchandise, and like half a second in a trailer.
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Rey gazed up at Luke's face. Twenty years it had taken her to learn what kind of smile was hidden beneath the dark beard. O cruel, needless misunderstanding! O stubborn, self-willed exile from the loving breast! Two bantha-scented tears trickled down the sides of her nose. But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. She had won the victory over himself. She loved the Porgs.
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[puts on my “porg o’clock” shirt and “porg o’clock” trucker hat while waving a “porg o’clock” pennant as the lights dim in the theater] it’s porg o’clock
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Nov 21, 2017 05:18
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Will SOMEONE tell me what is a porg
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Nov 21, 2017 05:31
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Zeris posted:Will SOMEONE tell me what is a porg They are these little cute and cuddly Star Wars creatures that everybody is gonna want toys of this Christmas. 
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Nov 21, 2017 05:37
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You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and then you have: The Porgs of Life
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Nov 21, 2017 05:44
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A Disney re-release of A New Hope will have Porkins' name changed to Porgins and a porg will be digitally placed in his ship with him.
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Nov 21, 2017 05:49
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{in a Frank Reynolds voice} poorgs
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Nov 21, 2017 06:39
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CelticPredator posted:{in a Frank Reynolds voice} poorgs “Leia, go download me some Poorgs off the internet.”
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Nov 21, 2017 06:42
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After all this fuss, porgs do not actually appear in the film. Everyone remembers them appearing in the film, however.
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Nov 21, 2017 06:48
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Hodgepodge posted:After all this fuss, porgs do not actually appear in the film. They're portrayed by Shaq, right? I totally remember that.
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Nov 21, 2017 06:50
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Just make sure that nobody allows Richard Gere near the Porgs.
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CelticPredator posted:{in a Frank Reynolds voice} poorgs
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Nov 21, 2017 06:53
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What do porg chops taste like?
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"70 new posts, has there been an interesting lea... oh, more porg bullshit"
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NTRabbit posted:"70 new posts, has there been an interesting lea... oh, more porg bullshit" Here's something that has zero Porgs in it! It's a new TV spot featuring a cool Rey musical motif and Luke losing his temper and raising his voice. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dptIA3P3v-M
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Gonz posted:Here's something that has zero Porgs in it! It's a new TV spot featuring a cool Rey musical motif and Luke losing his temper and raising his voice. Hm...it feels like it’s missing something....
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Nov 21, 2017 08:43
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Kart Barfunkel posted:Hm...it feels like it’s missing something.... I agree. Sebulba needs to be in TLJ.
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Gonz posted:I agree. Sebulba needs to be in TLJ. Sebulba! That's it! We'll put a Porg into the pod race!
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Nov 21, 2017 09:06
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NTRabbit posted:"70 new posts, has there been an interesting lea... oh, more porg bullshit" I wonder how closely Disney managed to model our love of hating porgs.
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NTRabbit posted:"70 new posts, has there been an interesting lea... oh, more porg bullshit" you cannot say i didn't try
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Wild Horses posted:you cannot say i didn't try I guess you still tried. Porgs are great though and there's nothing wrong with what's happening in this thread. Let it all burn.
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NTRabbit posted:"70 new posts, has there been an interesting lea... oh, more porg bullshit" You ain't cool, unless you porg your pants
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Nov 21, 2017 11:36
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Milky Moor posted:Sebulba! That's it! Porg racing
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Nov 21, 2017 11:39
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Do, or do not. There is no Porg.
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I'll try Porgs, that's a neat trick! - Kathleen Kennedy, 2016
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How's this for a non-porg TLJ reveal? 
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Nov 21, 2017 12:50
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I don't wanna sell you any death sticks.
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Ror posted:They are these little cute and cuddly Star Wars creatures that everybody is gonna want toys of this Christmas. I would be okay with this.
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 Lego porg
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The MSJ posted:How's this for a non-porg TLJ reveal? Space vaping?
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The MSJ posted:How's this for a non-porg TLJ reveal? You must be joking.
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