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repeating posted:This reminded me about reading an article about PDD (Proprioception Deficit Disorder). Do you have it? If so could you tell us about it? What it feels like, thought processes, etc.? I don't have that, but there does seem to be a link between disturbed proprioception and people with hypermobility spectrum disorder which I most definitely have. Essentially I have a sense of self, but it's kind of off. I'm really clumsy and get hurt and fall down a lot, trip over my own feet, kick stairs, accidentally smash my fingers into walls and counters, that kind of stuff. I seem to like to catch fingernails on the edges of things like boxes when I reach into them and breaking toes while going up stairs or stepping onto a curb.
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Slugnoid posted:here you go, tongue inside sinus. the big clit looking bump is the epiglottis, pushed forward by my tongue rooting around behind it Jesus Christ, you crybabies - that's Slugnoid's uvula, not an epiglottis.
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cash crab posted:My dad was fond of telling everyone that when I was a kid, I'd just cram my own foot in my mouth all the time. A while back, but I have a similar story. One day, years ago, at Uni I was moving a table from one place to another and dropped it in my foot. It hurt, but not extremely so. I go about my business that day, maybe wincing a little with every other step, but no dramas. When I get home, (having walked my usual 20 minutes from the train station), I take off my shoe to discover that my sock is soaked red with blood, and when I peel it off my foot I discover that the table had somehow landed in exactly teh right spot to break off half of my big toe toenail. I say half, because the nail was still hanging on, and I had to use nail clippers to cut the hanging bit off. That was not a fun day. That toenail still looks a little weird.
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You guys make me realize I've lost more toenails and broken more toes by being clumsy than I should have. God broken toes hurt. E: content! 
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Nov 21, 2017 06:16
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One time I ran too much with a new shoe that probably wasn't for me. when I took off my socks 6 of my 10 toenails came off with the socks.
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Nov 21, 2017 06:26
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Scathach posted:You guys make me realize I've lost more toenails and broken more toes by being clumsy than I should have. God broken toes hurt. I actually broke my 7th toe in a mosh pit last summer. poo poo has been killing me, easily my second worst broken toe. My worst foot injury was when I stepped on a three inch nail and drove it nearly all the way through my foot while at work. I was being paid under the table and was broke as hell at the time so I just put my other foot on the board and yanked my pierced foot up and off in one motion. It hurt like a motherfucker but barely bled at all. I was able to just wrap some gauze from the first aid kit around it and even finished out the rest of my shift just limping around. I probably should have gotten a tetanus booster but eh.
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Nov 21, 2017 06:29
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How many loving toes do you have on your foot
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Nov 21, 2017 06:33
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Picnic Princess posted:I don't have that, but there does seem to be a link between disturbed proprioception and people with hypermobility spectrum disorder which I most definitely have. Is this the same as/related to Ehler-Danlos Syndrome? I'm diagnosed with EDS but haven't had a genetic screening for it to see what I have to look forward to besides dislocations. I know the symptoms can vary a lot. fake edit: goog says not quite the same
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Nov 21, 2017 06:41
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I've had really hosed up ingrown toenails my whole life which was not helped by me being a baker and standing all day. I've now had 7 out of 10 toenails permanently removed and it is a great improvement, although kind of weird looking.
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Nov 21, 2017 07:26
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I don't have a foot story, but I have something. The first time I jollied my butthole, I didn't warm up properly. There was blood in my poop for three days afterwards.
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Nov 21, 2017 07:41
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Picnic Princess posted:Actually I do randomly lose my balance sometimes. It's not that bad though. It's more like I think I'm lifting my foot high enough to step over something but in reality it doesn't. If I look up or down too much, I start getting dizzy. And every so often my inner ear is like AWAKENESS CHECK!
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Nov 21, 2017 07:50
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Tasteful Dickpic posted:The first time I jollied my butthole, I didn't warm up properly. There was blood in my poop for three days afterwards. "....the first time"
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Nov 21, 2017 07:50
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Tasteful Dickpic posted:I don't have a foot story, but I have something. 
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Nov 21, 2017 07:51
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Sludge Tank posted:"....the first time" You know, some people roll that way, and there's a perfectly good reason (a LOT of nerve endings down there).
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Sludge Tank posted:"....the first time" lol if you don't jolly your butthole every night before bed
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Nov 21, 2017 07:55
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just lol if you don't jolly your butthole to the point of bleeding every night
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Nov 21, 2017 08:00
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what is butthole jollying. is that anal sex
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Nov 21, 2017 08:07
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nerd plus rage posted:I've had really hosed up ingrown toenails my whole life which was not helped by me being a baker and standing all day. I've now had 7 out of 10 toenails permanently removed and it is a great improvement, although kind of weird looking.
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Nov 21, 2017 08:08
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cummies in the bummies
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Nov 21, 2017 08:15
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Sludge Tank posted:cummies in the bummies You have NO RIGHT to be ironic
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Nov 21, 2017 08:28
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If you think about it, we are all made of star cummies.
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Nov 21, 2017 08:29
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Also Additionally It is my 30th birthday RIGHT NOW And yes. i am drunk show me a gross thing OR, or, PM me a nice thing I am valid and want love if any of you mfs report me i will be mad boy
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Nov 21, 2017 08:30
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Whats 30 in raccoon years? cum (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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cash crab posted:Also [i shoot you the "i got u fam" look while looking very suave and handsome]
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Nov 21, 2017 08:57
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The Saddest Rhino posted:[i shoot you the "i got u fam" look while looking very suave and handsome] I also feel determined a lot but never feel the need to crust my own rear end out of spite. am i perhaps in the wrong?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAT-wexvKnU
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cash crab posted:I also feel determined a lot but never feel the need to crust my own rear end out of spite. am i perhaps in the wrong? You're weird, Raccoon Mom.
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cash crab posted:Also Happy birthday raccoon thread mom You are really very good at your job and I am really glad that you are looking after this thread full of horrors
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Nov 21, 2017 09:46
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I used to get very bad ingrown toenails on my big toes, so much so that after the third time of having Dr. Tanaka rip a hosed up toenail out of my flesh, he decided to do the nuclear option on one of my toes and burn the nail matrix so it wouldn't just go directly back to being ingrown. That nail is fine and dandy, I had the same procedure done by a different podiatrist a few years later, and he loving mangled my toenail. It grows sideways now, so if I don't clip it it'll rub up against my second toe and be annoying. I want to cut off my feet.
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The Saddest Rhino posted:what is butthole jollying. is that anal sex It's when you put jolly ranchers up your butt and then you poop pretty rainbows.
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Tasteful Dickpic posted:I don't have a foot story, but I have something. Did a piece of your rear end fall out of your rear end? GE Cafe's story was truly AUG
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Did a piece of your rear end fall out of your rear end? GE Cafe's story was truly AUG what 
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Did a piece of your rear end fall out of your rear end? GE Cafe's story was truly AUG No, I just stretched it too much too fast.
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Nov 21, 2017 13:05
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Always start small when stretching and do it slowly 😉
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What, don't just insert a cucumber without any warmup? Just a lubed finger stroked around the circumference is enough, if you're not a size queen.
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We Know Catheters posted:Always start small when stretching and do it slowly 😉 Shove a bike pump in. Sideways. Walla! e: Oh sorry not the lifehack thread 
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Jerry Cotton posted:Shove a bike pump in. Sideways. Walla! Thank you for reminding me of the goon in E/N whose brother had a fetish for sticking things up his dick, culminating in using a bike pump and needing to go to the hospital
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cash crab posted:Also Hey, so the leper's colony said it was your birthday? HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!! 
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Tasteful Dickpic posted:I don't have a foot story, but I have something. I see you bloody poo poo and raise you. Girlfriend at the time jollied my butthole too hard and gave me mild prostate trauma. I had blood in my cummies for a couple of days.
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