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So do you think Trump is going to wander off without pardoning the turkeys today? Or is he going to misunderstand the purpose of the event and write pardons for Kushner and Sessions?
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He's going to kill the turkeys because he's a manly man.
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Nov 21, 2017 14:28
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He won't believe they're actual turkeys since they don't look like his hand turkeys he was drawing all morning and refuse to pardon them.
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Nov 21, 2017 14:32
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he is a germaphobe so if he has to touch them then probably not
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Nov 21, 2017 14:34
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cnut posted:He's going to kill the turkeys because he's a manly man. I read this in Shuck’s condescending tone
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Nov 21, 2017 14:37
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cnut posted:He's going to kill the turkeys because he's a manly man. I don't think he has the balls to kill them himself.
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Nov 21, 2017 14:37
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You know they found the whitest turkeys possible for Trump to pardon:
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Nov 21, 2017 14:38
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Son of Rodney posted:How, loving how did this happen apathy
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Nov 21, 2017 14:39
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Lol it turns out that border agent that got killed might've just fallen on some rocks. Maybe build some handrails instead of that wall, Donnie.
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Nov 21, 2017 14:40
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Didn't a turkey freak the hell out when Obama was pardoning it and everyone just laughed? Wanna see that happen with trumpy. E: Yeah. lol 
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Nov 21, 2017 14:48
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Lodin posted:Didn't a turkey freak the hell out when Obama was pardoning it and everyone just laughed? Wanna see that happen with trumpy. Why did they hire Trey Parker to handle the Turkey
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Nov 21, 2017 14:50
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https://twitter.com/tbailey5477/status/932785996554436608?s=17
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Nov 21, 2017 14:52
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Random Stranger posted:So do you think Trump is going to wander off without pardoning the turkeys today? Or is he going to misunderstand the purpose of the event and write pardons for Kushner and Sessions? He's gonna think pardons work like the curse from "Thinner" and walk around all day brushing the back of his hand against people while whispering "Paaarrrrdoooooon".
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Nov 21, 2017 14:52
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:honesty comes out Some bitch in my local paper wrote in with a similar sentiment: quote:Roy Moore is better choice in Alabama
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Nov 21, 2017 14:54
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He will somehow compare the turkeys to the basketball players in China.
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Nov 21, 2017 14:55
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The ol' jesus reach around. Considering he is nearly 2000 years Moore's senior, that is highly inappropriate.
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Nov 21, 2017 14:57
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Random Stranger posted:You know they found the whitest turkeys possible for Trump to pardon: jiveass turkeys
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Nov 21, 2017 15:00
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Nov 21, 2017 15:01
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:
Lol that some company is printing these off and they’re actually being bought by people
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Nov 21, 2017 15:07
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:
oh like on their cheat day where they source it ethically from free-range, local pigs i get what they're saying
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Nov 21, 2017 15:07
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I thank our troops(by getting into slap fights with military special forces widows and mothers not 24 hours after they’ve been killed in action)
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Nov 21, 2017 15:09
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Well well, it looks like SOMEONE figured out how to do some pretty advanced stuff in MS Paint! pedrovay2003 fucked around with this message at 15:15 on Nov 21, 2017 |
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Nov 21, 2017 15:12
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:
trigged yet libs  edit: plz jesus, for the children, just tear his dick straight off
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Nov 21, 2017 15:13
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:
Sotto voce "gently caress the Muslims." Itself an attempt to be politically correct. "I am an adult who thinks so highly of myself I bought this t-shirt which rambles on in small print believing that people have nothing better to do than read this long-winded *takes breath* diatribe espousing my political views because I am a bit of a poo poo-flecked rear end in a top hat tyvm."
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Nov 21, 2017 15:13
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Random Stranger posted:So do you think Trump is going to wander off without pardoning the turkeys today? Or is he going to misunderstand the purpose of the event and write pardons for Kushner and Sessions? "What did Obama do?" "Sir?" "What did Obama do when it was his turn?" "W-well, Sir, he pardoned the turkeys. It's been a tradition for -" *Trump grunts as he pulls himself up from his armchair and drags his eyes away from Fox News blaring on the TV.* "Get me a bigly knife."
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Nov 21, 2017 15:14
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https://twitter.com/ImaLibtard/status/932973672826105856
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:
lol why isn't this shirt being modeled on someone over 60 years old and 300 pounds
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Nov 21, 2017 15:19
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i love how all that poo poo is politically correct.
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fishing with the fam posted:The ol' jesus reach around. Considering he is nearly 2000 years Moore's senior, that is highly inappropriate. 
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Groovelord Neato posted:i love how all that poo poo is politically correct. Lol I do most of this poo poo. Where do I enlist in the Culture War?
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Nov 21, 2017 15:22
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interesting approach https://twitter.com/mediumbuyingllc/status/932961938103037953?s=17
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Nov 21, 2017 15:22
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duck trucker posted:He won't believe they're actual turkeys since they don't look like his hand turkeys he was drawing all morning and refuse to pardon them. They're gonna roll out the cage and pull off the blanket, and Eric and Don Jr. will be inside naked and tearing at the Turkey corpses with their teeth.
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Nov 21, 2017 15:24
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I'm Jesus' hand on Moore's dick.
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Nov 21, 2017 15:25
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SlipkPIe posted:lol why isn't this shirt being modeled on someone over 60 years old and 300 pounds How else do you think a hideous cousin-loving whale is going to want to buy one?
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Nov 21, 2017 15:26
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Lodin posted:Didn't a turkey freak the hell out when Obama was pardoning it and everyone just laughed? Wanna see that happen with trumpy. Pretend I posted that gif of an eagle scaring Trump in his office.
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Nov 21, 2017 15:28
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:
   so, who ARE you already?
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Nov 21, 2017 15:30
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trump selling a new hat, https://twitter.com/christinawilkie...le-price-717444 costs double the price of the "regular" one. lol
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Nov 21, 2017 15:30
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"I pardon these two turkeys andmyselfdonaldtrumpandivankanotakebacks of any and all crimes!"
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Blast of Confetti posted:lol i bet if obama was still prez some crazy shoplifting conspiracy for sympathy would be a major talking point on fox I imagine it would just be “why is Obama wasting valuable time trying to bail out these THUGS?”
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Lime Tonics posted:trump selling a new hat, MAGAMC
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