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ZeroPrimal
Feb 24, 2010

The slave becomes the master.
What's the endgame for these shitheads? What do they get out of it once everything is hosed?

ZeroPrimal fucked around with this message at 07:26 on Nov 22, 2017

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Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


We

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Egbert Souse posted:

LET ME SHOW YOU SOMETHING

*lights children on fire*

ZeroPrimal
Feb 24, 2010

The slave becomes the master.

The love-child of Pat Robertson and Lurch.

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


ZeroPrimal posted:

What's the endgame for these shitheads? What do they get out of it once everything is hosed?

citizenship in New Zealand and billions in Swiss accounts

tpink
Feb 18, 2013

Melman

ZeroPrimal posted:

What's the endgame for these shitheads? What do they get out of it once everything is hosed?

Lol that you think there’s actually a coherent plan.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

ZeroPrimal posted:

What's the endgame for these shitheads? What do they get out of it once everything is hosed?

America will be great again. Obviously.

[sound of a toilet flushing]

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
I think the 1% has figured it out how to keep the plebs from rising up and guillotining them all, just keep them ignorant and mad at other poor unfortunates.

(not a lol)

Jukebox Hero
Dec 27, 2007
stars in his eyes
Once they kill Net Neutrality and we can't get netflix people are going to start burning churches down and loving politicians with knives in the streets

Beard Dandruff
May 10, 2017

Want to win a consultation with Tiffany? Click
here.
This episode of squidbillies is getting more relevant with every passing day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Rv3NYybt7Y

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Imagine the sound of Jimmy Stewart's voice

Screaming forever

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

Alan Smithee posted:

Imagine the sound of Jimmy Stewart's voice

Screaming forever

Jimmy Stewart was a good dude though and not like that weird hagfish in human form

Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!

A Fancy Hat posted:

I imagine this is how Trump's brain worked here:

"Roy Moore denies this" *good, I'm building up a Republican*
"40 years is a long time" *take that libs, I'm doing math*
"The women are Trump voters" *heh, adding in the fact that I won Alabama. Wait - am I calling a Trump voter a liar?*
"Most of them are Trump voters" *okay, that's me off the hook*
"all you can do is you have to do what you have to do" *sound of static*

:hmbol:

Another alternative is Trump's brain visualizing a Fleischer cartoon of a dancing cow playing the fiddle to the tune of Turkey in the Straw.

Bob NewSCART
Feb 1, 2012

Outstanding afternoon. "I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse."

Jukebox Hero posted:

Once they kill Net Neutrality and we can't get netflix people are going to start burning churches down and loving politicians with knives in the streets

It’s funny because if the people across America actually rebelled and did this it would be over with in a couple nights

Jukebox Hero
Dec 27, 2007
stars in his eyes
I legitimately think it'll all go down over some petty poo poo like that.

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious
When people thought Pirate Bay was getting shut down and there would be agencies fully dedicated to taking down filesharers it led to the creation of new parties and switches in government members in some countries. To the tune of several percentage points shifts on voters. Getting people off the couch is easier when they don't think they have anything to watch while sitting there.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
the primaries were great lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-oi2Z2g0e4

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Lol all the little bitch boys on 4chan winning the meme wars and not lifting a finger to fight a real one when their internet gets cuckolded

Panzeh
Nov 27, 2006

"..The high ground"

Alan Smithee posted:

Lol all the little bitch boys on 4chan winning the meme wars and not lifting a finger to fight a real one when their internet gets cuckolded

dawg they were corporate shills the whole time- they had no intention of doing that ever.

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/933280234220134401
:f5:

Schlub Husband
Jan 13, 2008

*hic*
Lipstick Apathy

POTUS is being a butthurt petty little bitch :neckbeard:

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
lmao

Mermaid Autopsy
Jun 9, 2001

Alan Smithee posted:

Lol all the little bitch boys on 4chan winning the meme wars and not lifting a finger to fight a real one when their internet gets cuckolded

they were always going to be the ones to cheer as they were marched into cyberpunk gas chambers

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump...r%3D2371%23pti1

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo
IT WAS ME. Just think..

I'm so glad he's back from the trip and we're saved from the bleakness that was the lack of tweets.


don't sign ur tweets

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
I wish I had a twitter account so I could tweet @Trump that actually it was me that rescued the basketball players, then tweet @xijianping and get him to confirm it, which he would just to troll Trump.

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

lmao at 4 am too. woke up in a cold sweat, the perfect tweet came to me in a dream..

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Actually I don't wish I had a twitter account. That's like wishing for canker sores.

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:

Applewhite posted:

I wish I had a twitter account so I could tweet @Trump that actually it was me that rescued the basketball players, then tweet @xijianping and get him to confirm it, which he would just to troll Trump.

I don't think you understand how twitter works

Mermaid Autopsy
Jun 9, 2001

isn't Don King a Republican? way to throw your friend under the bus for a cheap dunk

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

I like how he implies shoplifting isn't a big deal in America or the rest of the world

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

fridge corn posted:

I don't think you understand how twitter works

Good. Twitter is for retard pissbabies.

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/933285973277868032

mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."





Lpzie posted:

lmao at 4 am too. woke up in a cold sweat, the perfect tweet came to me in a dream..

posting from Europe, I keep forgetting this. to me it's still deranged, but a nice breakfast/lunch deranged.

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:

Applewhite posted:

Good. Twitter is for retard pissbabies.

Yet you enjoy reading trumps tweets. I guess that makes you a retard pissbaby?

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
@therealApplewhite
Look at me! I'm a fat fartbaby pissboy!


Am I doing it right?

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

fridge corn posted:

Yet you enjoy reading trumps tweets. I guess that makes you a retard pissbaby?

Using twitter is for retard pissbabies. Reading it on a third party site for purposes of mocking retard pissbabies is cool and good.

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Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

The lols are super good and super early today

lol

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