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Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Carpets like that always sketch me out with their ability to hide all sorts of gross stuff.

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spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

LingcodKilla posted:

Carpets like that always sketch me out with their ability to hide all sorts of gross stuff.

Absolutely. Looks the same if you vacuum or not. :dance:

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Strudel Man posted:

"Cum" is latin for "with." And it is a table with a chair, so maybe, uh...maybe.

Grumbletron 4000
Nov 30, 2002

Where you want it, bitch.
College Slice

LingcodKilla posted:

Carpets like that always sketch me out with their ability to hide all sorts of gross stuff.

That's the beauty of them. I got one just like that. I don't think it's ever been shampooed. It's had gallons of every fluid imaginable spilled on it and you'd never know.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.



Oh, I didn't know Three Olives' mom was visiting India.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Grumbletron 4000 posted:

That's the beauty of them. I got one just like that. I don't think it's ever been shampooed. It's had gallons of every fluid imaginable spilled on it and you'd never know.

:randstare:

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

Colanders make terrible liquid transports.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Grumbletron 4000 posted:

That's the beauty of them. I got one just like that. I don't think it's ever been shampooed. It's had gallons of every fluid imaginable spilled on it and you'd never know.

*sniff sniff*
Oh we know.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

LingcodKilla posted:

Good lord that’s a hideous carpet.

I don't know I think it really ties the room together

Munchables
Feb 8, 2015

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

New Chobani Semgma spoon

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS












Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost
keep going im nearly there

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

Yaoi


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A866Os4VHOo

nickhimself
Jul 16, 2007

I GIVE YOU MY INFO YOU LOG IN AND PUT IN BUILD I PAY YOU 3 BLESSINGS

What the hell is that? Some of those look like a fungus. That's wild

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


nickhimself posted:

What the hell is that? Some of those look like a fungus. That's wild

Verrucas that have gained sentience, it looks like.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
They're Veruccas Salt!

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost
wtf how did yowies pop back up in america circa 2017 :confused:

Sludge Tank
Jul 31, 2007

by Azathoth
I get calluses from deadliftz

Not as gnarly as foot craters but it fucken suuucks

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

They're Veruccas Salt!

Even the first and second last ones?

RatHat has a new favorite as of 14:06 on Nov 22, 2017

Pingiivi
Mar 26, 2010

Straight into the iris!
What in the actual gently caress are those feet plugs?

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Holes in feet eh?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpePbWjJFAg

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!
They're basically warts that grow inwards. They get stuck on fabric(socks) a lot and it really hurts.

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost

Sludge Tank posted:

I get calluses from deadliftz

Not as gnarly as foot craters but it fucken suuucks



fucks sake sludge tank why do you hate your body so much

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Sludge Tank posted:

I get calluses from deadliftz

Not as gnarly as foot craters but it fucken suuucks



Wear lifting gloves. They cost like $20.

anatomi
Jan 31, 2015

Why do I have this thread bookmarked.

Kit Walker
Jul 10, 2010
"The Man Who Cannot Deadlift"

I've never worn gloves for lifting and while I have gotten calluses from deadlifting, they've never looked looked so lovely or fallen apart like that. You're probably holding the bar like an idiot.

(Disregard my redtext)

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Hahaha.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

anatomi posted:

Why do I have this thread bookmarked.

Because it's not supposed to be about self-mutilation, but here we are

Sludge Tank
Jul 31, 2007

by Azathoth

Kit Walker posted:

I've never worn gloves for lifting and while I have gotten calluses from deadlifting, they've never looked looked so lovely or fallen apart like that. You're probably holding the bar like an idiot.

(Disregard my redtext)

That was first time using an eleiko bar which has a lot rougher knurling than i've ever used, for big volume sets.

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.
Really glad I had already eaten before opening this last page.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Jesus loving christ, those skin holes :barf:

I mean, I'm disturbed by a ton of poo poo in this thread, but those actually make me want to throw up.

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn
I want to grab them and pull them out.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Jesus loving christ, those skin holes :barf:

I mean, I'm disturbed by a ton of poo poo in this thread, but those actually make me want to throw up.

They also don't belong here because while gross, that's medical gross, not GE Café gross.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Iron Crowned posted:

They also don't belong here because while gross, that's medical gross, not GE Café gross.

I may not like seeing medically gross poo poo here, but I defend its right to be posted :colbert:

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Iron Crowned posted:

They also don't belong here because while gross, that's medical gross, not GE Café gross.

:ohdearsass:

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

I may not like seeing medically gross poo poo here, but I defend its right to be posted :colbert:

I mean if there's a market for it, it should be in it's own thread so I can just laugh at some dork in a fedora without having to see a self-amputated fingat.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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There used to be a roadkill thread and a gorey picture thread, but those are always short lived because eventually someone posts a dead kitten/puppy or a dead baby and it all spirals out of control.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Solice Kirsk posted:

There used to be a roadkill thread and a gorey picture thread, but those are always short lived because eventually someone posts a dead kitten/puppy or a dead baby and it all spirals out of control.

So, the slippery slope has begun :rip:

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Solice Kirsk posted:

There used to be a roadkill thread and a gorey picture thread, but those are always short lived because eventually someone posts a dead kitten/puppy or a dead baby and it all spirals out of control.

With this thread, it's the wide variety of interpretations of A/U/G that keep it alive. Don't like neck fungus? Here are some absolutely abhorrent youtube comments about pre-pubescent testicles. Done with that? How about a story about how a goon enjoys ripping off their own nails.

Hey, here's a fedora, too!

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Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Iron Crowned posted:

I mean if there's a market for it, it should be in it's own thread so I can just laugh at some dork in a fedora without having to see a self-amputated fingat.

I thought this was AUGMERICA. You don't like it, leave!

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