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DrPossum: May 15, 2004; i am not a surgeon

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

# ? Nov 22, 2017 14:17

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# ? May 24, 2024 23:01

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

cokepit

# ? Nov 22, 2017 14:28

Phone: Jul 30, 2005; 親子丼をほしい。

Trig Discipline posted:

oh the wife and i ordered some "shake fries" from a steak house in okinawa because we were like "they're making a big deal out of these shake fries and they're kinda expensive, gotta see what that's all about"

turns out it's just regular fries with some spice stuff on them but what happens is they have a "shake girl" who has big* boobs and a low-cut top, and she comes over to your table with a paper bag full of fresh fries, dumps the spice on them, and then leans over your table and goes "SHAKE-A SHAKE-A SHAKE! SHAKE-A SHAKE-A SHAKE!" really loud for like five goddamn minutes while she bounces up and down with your fries and the whole restaurant turns to see who the perverts are

_{_{_{*for japan}}}

why did u crash ur plane and make it so that all of the military men can't drink no more?!?

# ? Nov 22, 2017 14:36

EIDE Van Hagar: Dec 8, 2000; Beep Boop

Trig Discipline posted:

oh the wife and i ordered some "shake fries" from a steak house in okinawa because we were like "they're making a big deal out of these shake fries and they're kinda expensive, gotta see what that's all about"

turns out it's just regular fries with some spice stuff on them but what happens is they have a "shake girl" who has big* boobs and a low-cut top, and she comes over to your table with a paper bag full of fresh fries, dumps the spice on them, and then leans over your table and goes "SHAKE-A SHAKE-A SHAKE! SHAKE-A SHAKE-A SHAKE!" really loud for like five goddamn minutes while she bounces up and down with your fries and the whole restaurant turns to see who the perverts are

_{_{_{*for japan}}}

this is a good story thanks for sharing

# ? Nov 22, 2017 14:48

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

https://twitter.com/PFTCommenter/status/933331034497863680

# ? Nov 22, 2017 14:48

Schadenboner: Aug 15, 2011; by Shine

syscall girl posted:

personally ima bittava philomena cunk man

but i can see it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAYI4Vt7GeQ

If she wiped more than once a year she might have less cunk buildup?

:shrug:

# ? Nov 22, 2017 15:06

Cazlab: Oct 25, 2003

SmokaDustbowl posted:

I have eczema on my right hand and it really loving sucks and hurts and I look like a loving leper or something

sorry missed skin disorder chat.
i have horrible psoriasis all over my entire body, (including eyelids,) and am in constant pain, but don't worry about looking like a leper, i've literally only had one person ever act iffy about shaking my hand and his coworkers looked at him like he was being an rear end in a top hat.
(after the demo and training we went out for drinks, and he was in fact an rear end in a top hat.)

also yeah, everything at checkers/rallies sucks and gives you diarrhea except for the fries, which are the best fast food fries unfortunately.

edit:

Cazlab fucked around with this message at 15:35 on Nov 22, 2017

# ? Nov 22, 2017 15:27

Trig Discipline: Jun 3, 2008; Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.; Grimey Drawer

Kenny Logins posted:

also, sup barons, it's been a grip

that it has

wb

# ? Nov 22, 2017 15:47

Trig Discipline: Jun 3, 2008; Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.; Grimey Drawer

Phone posted:

why did u crash ur plane and make it so that all of the military men can't drink no more?!?

i have no idea what this is in reference to :/

# ? Nov 22, 2017 15:49

Schadenboner: Aug 15, 2011; by Shine

Cazlab posted:

sorry missed skin disorder chat.
i have horrible psoriasis all over my entire body, (including eyelids,) and am in constant pain, but don't worry about looking like a leper, i've literally only had one person ever act iffy about shaking my hand and his coworkers looked at him like he was being an rear end in a top hat.
(after the demo and training we went out for drinks, and he was in fact an rear end in a top hat.)

also yeah, everything at checkers/rallies sucks and gives you diarrhea except for the fries, which are the best fast food fries unfortunately.

edit:

I'm the, what is that: Trump cologne or eau de toilette?

# ? Nov 22, 2017 15:49

ultravoices: May 10, 2004; You are about to embark on a great journey. Are you ready, my friend?

Cazlab posted:

sorry missed skin disorder chat.

I have eczema on my feet, and it is a terrible awful body horror, and the only guys I actually upset are foot fetishists.

# ? Nov 22, 2017 15:52

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

# ? Nov 22, 2017 16:17

Just-In-Timeberlake: Aug 18, 2003

Kenny Logins posted:

that printer looks ok even after you carried across town, can't even see any sweat

# ? Nov 22, 2017 16:19

muckswirler: Oct 22, 2008

I'll take an order of shake-a shake-a fries and a shake-a shake-a shake please.

Cazlab posted:

edit:

Canada Dry is the only nonshameful choice here.

# ? Nov 22, 2017 16:36

ultravoices: May 10, 2004; You are about to embark on a great journey. Are you ready, my friend?

muckswirler posted:

I'll take an order of shake-a shake-a fries and a shake-a shake-a shake please.

Canada Dry is the only nonshameful choice here.

it's fractically shameful. when you think you are done with the shame, you look closer and there is more shame to be found.

# ? Nov 22, 2017 16:44

bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

Kenny Logins posted:

a classic

# ? Nov 22, 2017 16:45

Phone: Jul 30, 2005; 親子丼をほしい。

Trig Discipline posted:

i have no idea what this is in reference to :/

not even a week after a drunk navy dude drove over an 61 year old dude in a two ton truck, the marines crashed a plane in Okinawa yesterday

e: had it mixed up; a drunk marine ran over a dude, the navy crashed a plane into the water

# ? Nov 22, 2017 16:45

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

bump_fn posted:

a classic

https://i.imgur.com/nMLhZl4.gifv

# ? Nov 22, 2017 16:50

Trig Discipline: Jun 3, 2008; Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.; Grimey Drawer

Phone posted:

not even a week after a drunk navy dude drove over an 61 year old dude in a two ton truck, the marines crashed a plane in Okinawa yesterday

e: had it mixed up; a drunk marine ran over a dude, the navy crashed a plane into the water

oic

i moved to germany last month tho so I�m off the hook fo that stuff

# ? Nov 22, 2017 16:52

Schadenboner: Aug 15, 2011; by Shine

Kenny Logins posted:

https://i.imgur.com/nMLhZl4.gifv

Would be better if they built dramatic tension by cutting between the guy's and the girl's faces before he starts clicking. Have the girl look hopeful then, when her hopes are dashed, more humor is generated from the audience's experiences of false hopes in the past.

# ? Nov 22, 2017 16:53

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

i'm working on a pdf of the old 'classic programmer paintings' thread, what's the best place to host it for yospos to get it from that's relatively anonymous

# ? Nov 22, 2017 16:53

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Schadenboner posted:

the audience's experiences of false hopes in the past.

this, but for us, of you ever making a good post

# ? Nov 22, 2017 16:54

Schadenboner: Aug 15, 2011; by Shine

Kenny Logins posted:

i'm working on a pdf of the old 'classic programmer paintings' thread, what's the best place to host it for yospos to get it from that's relatively anonymous

Try the FCC's website?

# ? Nov 22, 2017 16:54

Jimmy Carter: Nov 3, 2005; THIS MOTHERDUCKER
FLIES IN STYLE

SlideShare

# ? Nov 22, 2017 17:02

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

just remembered i have some throwaway dropboxes i used for referrals to pump up the free space on my main, i'll use one of those

# ? Nov 22, 2017 17:03

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

Video Nasty posted:

I grew up near a bowling alley that had steak fries that were seasoned with some incredible flavors that I never got to try while high because the restaurant closed while the bowling alley still made stupid profits.
They had a large sign made up to say
The Wood Makes It Good
above the cash registers to entice you to order things from a bowling alley restaurant that you probably should not eat, like ever.

e: found smoka:

thank god for aliexpress tshirts and pants

# ? Nov 22, 2017 17:04

KoRMaK: Jul 31, 2012

Kenny Logins posted:

i'm working on a pdf of the old 'classic programmer paintings' thread, what's the best place to host it for yospos to get it from that's relatively anonymous

github?

I like the one about code review

"Jr Devs first code review"

http://classicprogrammerpaintings.com/post/166391835245/open-sourcing-a-proprietary-repository-with-an

KoRMaK fucked around with this message at 17:10 on Nov 22, 2017

# ? Nov 22, 2017 17:07

KoRMaK: Jul 31, 2012

syscall girl posted:

personally ima bittava philomena cunk man

but i can see it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAYI4Vt7GeQ

I look forward to 2017 year wipe

# ? Nov 22, 2017 17:08

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

ultravoices posted:

I have eczema on my feet, and it is a terrible awful body horror, and the only guys I actually upset are foot fetishists.

the thing that i enjoy most about being male on the internet is that i don't have to worry about guys asking for pictures of my feet

# ? Nov 22, 2017 17:13

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Kenny Logins posted:

# ? Nov 22, 2017 17:21

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

C.H.O.M.E posted:

that gif where america is split up into many smaller nations in the post apocalyptic future and one of them is �gay texas�

courtesy of the ONN future news satellite

https://i.imgur.com/I5ct8oc.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/tvfPPN2.mp4

# ? Nov 22, 2017 17:23

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
sexually

Trig Discipline posted:

oic

i moved to germany last month tho so I�m off the hook fo that stuff

gosh how convenient

# ? Nov 22, 2017 17:26

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

haha found this while digging up gay texas

# ? Nov 22, 2017 17:35

Altared State: Jan 14, 2006; I think I was born to burn

That makes sense since a lot of crust punks are rich kids

# ? Nov 22, 2017 17:44

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

# ? Nov 22, 2017 18:01

Moist von Lipwig: Oct 28, 2006; by FactsAreUseless; Tortured By Flan

SmokaDustbowl posted:

it's not my my eyelids which is nice, but I gotta hide my right hand when I buy poo poo at a store because it looks like I got a loving disease

you can get 1 or 25 hydrocortisone cream OTC at the drug store and if you mix in some of the benedryl (diphenhydramine) anti-itch cream that'll be sold right next to it it should put a significant dent in that poo poo. shouldn't cost more than $5-6

# ? Nov 22, 2017 18:04

syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

ugh

reminds me of when i used an orange blue gradient as a jokey placeholder and then was too lazy to find something better and now it's still out there just hurting people's eyes

# ? Nov 22, 2017 19:09

syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

Schadenboner posted:

If she wiped more than once a year she might have less cunk buildup?

i admire that they can put it off for so long

like getting out of jail and getting real toiletries for the first time in months and you get that q-tip action

aural sex

# ? Nov 22, 2017 19:14