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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

This is a moderately-common Biblical name.

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learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
That’s just a big list of ordinary African names. I hope for the student’s sake Mr. Clarke2 isn’t a teacher.

My sister’s 6 children all have names beginning with L because the custom in her husband’s tribe was not to have surnames, but to use the first letter of the Father’s name for all of his children instead.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWJuJlmcabY

Parahexavoctal
Oct 10, 2004

I AM NOT BEING PAID TO CORRECT OTHER PEOPLE'S POSTS! DONKEY!!

in my old apartment, my neighbor across the hall was "Constance Payne".

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002
my dentist when i was a teenager was Dr Hammer

guy ruled, was super nice

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

BraveUlysses posted:

my dentist when i was a teenager was Dr Hammer

guy ruled, was super nice

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
Sisters Intallect and Knolledge.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

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LSD at the gangbang
Dec 27, 2009

BraveUlysses posted:

my dentist when i was a teenager was Dr Hammer

guy ruled, was super nice

My childhood dentist was a Dr. Pryor.

MrOzzy
Nov 17, 2017


This sales manager introduces himself as "Mister Gha - yé". I really feel sorry for him :-D

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

MrOzzy posted:



This sales manager introduces himself as "Mister Gha - yé". I really feel sorry for him :-D

Gha gha gha gha gha gha gha ghaa gha gha
Gha gha gha gha gha gha gha yé

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

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genetic_knockout
May 8, 2007

Who's a good boy
Saw a triple-whammy today: some poor kid named Beuford Roycefus Justice [Last Name]

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"


iMessage screenshots are always fake.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Bertrand Hustle posted:

iMessage screenshots are always fake.

I like these cause I always forget just how dumb our texts used to look and how small our screens were way back in 2012.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
I saw an author named Roseanne Thong today.

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

I was looking at New Testament commentaries in a library and one was written by Mr. Long and the other by Mr. Boring. I hope those two work together some day.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Long, A. Boring, D., Daft, M., et al. (2017) Hidden jokes and the culture of academia: A comprehensive critical analysis of humor in otherwise serious scholarly research. J Amer Soc, 420(69), 69-420. doi:420.69-2017

hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous
I appreciate the addition of the doi :golfclap:

Canned Panda
Jul 10, 2012




This came up on my wife's feed today:

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

The resemblance is uncanny.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

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Woebin
Feb 6, 2006

Canned Panda posted:

This came up on my wife's feed today:


Just a small town girl living in a lonely world.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

I'm sure I've mentioned that I used to work with a Kirk kirkman right?

skrapp mettle
Mar 17, 2007
Came across this business card yesterday.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Ralph Lauren has a daughter in law named Lauren Lauren.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

rodbeard posted:

Ralph Lauren has a daughter in law named Lauren Lauren.

She's the inspiration for the LL Bean spin off label.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

jojoinnit posted:

She's the inspiration for the LL Bean spin off label.

I wasn't sure if you were joking so I looked it up and LL Bean was apparently founded by a guy named Leon Leonwood Bean.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

rodbeard posted:

I wasn't sure if you were joking so I looked it up and LL Bean was apparently founded by a guy named Leon Leonwood Bean.

I'd go by LL too if my parents named me Leon Leonwood.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

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RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011

David Goliath Wright.

Celery Face
Feb 18, 2012
Heard a mom call her toddler "Sapphire" on the bus

Dr Jankenstein
Aug 6, 2009

Hold the newsreader's nose squarely, waiter, or friendly milk will countermand my trousers.
Coheed.

At least his dad was wearing an ... And Cambria shirt.

Still, naming your child after an admittedly awesome prog rock band... I'd never name a kid Flaming Lips or Elo... Maybe Rush, if it wasn't for Limbaugh

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

AA is for Quitters posted:

Coheed.

At least his dad was wearing an ... And Cambria shirt.

Still, naming your child after an admittedly awesome prog rock band... I'd never name a kid Flaming Lips or Elo... Maybe Rush, if it wasn't for Limbaugh

Just name it Yes.

Nostradingus
Jul 13, 2009

AA is for Quitters posted:

Coheed.

At least his dad was wearing an ... And Cambria shirt.

Still, naming your child after an admittedly awesome prog rock band... I'd never name a kid Flaming Lips or Elo... Maybe Rush, if it wasn't for Limbaugh

Name the kid Tool.

genetic_knockout
May 8, 2007

Who's a good boy
Got a nice dump of poo poo names from my pregnancy forums! These two crazy bitches were proudly boasting about 'uunique' their kids names are:

Crazy bitch #1:

Emberlee Peach
Heavynlee Skye
Bentlee Jack
Preslee Michael

Crazy bitch #2

Sparkle
Lucky
Gray-Denim
Al-Mera

genetic_knockout has a new favorite as of 23:11 on Nov 24, 2017

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
Sparkle is just sad. That poor, poor child.

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro

genetic_knockout posted:

Got a nice dump of poo poo names from my pregnancy forums! These two crazy bitches were proudly boasting about 'uunique' their kids names are:

Crazy bitch #1:

Emberlee Peach
Heavynlee Skye
Bentlee Jack
Preslee Michael

gently caress she likes that Lee sound huh

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

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Mr. Belpit
Nov 11, 2008
Where's the funny name?

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