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I don't know if you know how much the price of digital cameras has come down, but I mean like $20 https://m.ebay.com/itm/Vivitar-ViviCam-X054-10-1MP-Digital-Camera-Red-VX054-RED-/391808175800
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Geoj posted:I would observe that the chances of someone wanting your nude pictures badly enough to go through the trouble of brute forcing your password or coercing the password out of you are slim to none. Oh, for sure, I personally don't care, she just wants to be very comfortable with the level of security on her nudes. She's very risk-averse. Anne Whateley posted:I don't know if you know how much the price of digital cameras has come down, but I mean like $20 Let me reiterate: I currently own seven United States dollars and change. $7.36 or something. That can go towards a bit of food or to bus fare or something; it's not going towards a digital camera, not when I have a functional one inside my multi-purpose tricorder phone. I'm not angry or anything, I'm just saying I literally do not own enough money for a digital camera, and I'd need to have a decent amount more to feel comfortable with it.
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# ? Nov 24, 2017 01:55 |
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That’s respectable. Sounds like encryption is the way to go.
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# ? Nov 24, 2017 01:56 |
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Do you have to keep your nude pictures on your phone? Cos the easiest way to make it so that someone can't get to information is to put it in a locked room. Also I should probably point out that the main way your nude pics are going to get on the internet is one of you are going to put them there either out of stupidity or spite. That's generally how that works. So the best way to secure your nude pictures is not to take them, basically. I admit I'm probably not entirely understanding how this whole thing is working if you share a phone cos surely if you have access to the phone you also have access to each other so what do you need the pictures for...? If you just like the act of taking them you could delete them afterwards? OwlFancier fucked around with this message at 02:14 on Nov 24, 2017 |
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OwlFancier posted:Do you have to keep your nude pictures on your phone? Cos the easiest way to make it so that someone can't get to information is to put it in a locked room. I'd agree with this, if you have access to a computer made in the past decade it would be best to encrypt a thumb drive and store them there. Phones are inherently insecure, and having them on removable media will put an air gap between the media and the internet, vs on a device that is constantly connected to the internet.
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Or if you don't have a computer I would imagine your phone would have an SD card slot somewhere.
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OwlFancier posted:I admit I'm probably not entirely understanding how this whole thing is working if you share a phone cos surely if you have access to the phone you also have access to each other so what do you need the pictures for...? If you just like the act of taking them you could delete them afterwards? We do, in fact, have access to each other, but we don't have access to each other doing sexy poses with our genitals flip-floppin' about all the time. Plus, how does one know how sexy your booty is without a nicely framed and Blingee'd photo? Geoj posted:I'd agree with this, if you have access to a computer made in the past decade it would be best to encrypt a thumb drive and store them there. Phones are inherently insecure, and having them on removable media will put an air gap between the media and the internet, vs on a device that is constantly connected to the internet. Ooh, I like this. Just an entire encrypted media brick. And yeah, I have a computer (for now). This thread has been pretty helpful with my specific requirements, thanks a lot to you all!
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# ? Nov 24, 2017 02:21 |
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I'd suggest using Veracrypt.
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# ? Nov 24, 2017 02:24 |
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Just use snapchat like everyone else.
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# ? Nov 24, 2017 06:42 |
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Just go really old school and get a Polaroid camera and some film.
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John Lee posted:She's worried about being arrested for something else, not the nudes. Not anything in specific, mind, she's just semi-paranoid. Don’t date mafia wives.
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chitoryu12 posted:Don’t date mafia wives. No lie: I'm not allowed to talk to that half of the family.
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John Lee posted:No lie: I'm not allowed to talk to that half of the family. Okay it seriously sounds like you’re trying to gently caress your way into a crime family.
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Seeing how poor he is it isn’t the worse plan.
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# ? Nov 25, 2017 17:38 |
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Tbqh if loving your way into a crime family helps get you out of crippling poverty then more power to you and enjoy those blingee'd rear end pics. Just don't upload them to any amateur porn sites and you'll be fine.
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# ? Nov 25, 2017 22:00 |
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Upload the photos here though so we can check the encryption on them.
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# ? Nov 26, 2017 04:09 |
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John Lee posted:No lie: I'm not allowed to talk to that half of the family. Please don't get murdered, friend. It's better to be poor than murdered
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# ? Nov 26, 2017 07:50 |
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Dude, just use a “secret photo vault” app. You’ll be fine. Also, as problematic as Dan Savage can be, he has some good words on nude photos. Read em.
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Sade posted:Please don't get murdered, friend. It's better to be poor than murdered But what about incel and poor?
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# ? Nov 26, 2017 15:24 |
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MightyJoe36 posted:Just go really old school and get a Polaroid camera and some film.
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# ? Nov 26, 2017 23:49 |
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Also someone needs to develop that so at least one person would see your nudes.
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# ? Nov 27, 2017 14:23 |
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KillHour posted:Also someone needs to develop that so at least one person would see your nudes. You should Google what a Polaroid is
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purple death ray posted:You should Google what a Polaroid is I read gud.
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# ? Nov 27, 2017 14:30 |
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Walk into Walmart and make the photo guy shake your Polaroids for you, watch the horror develop on his face as your nut sack develops in his hands.
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# ? Nov 27, 2017 14:30 |
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can you help me develop bofa deez pictures walmart man
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chitoryu12 posted:Okay it seriously sounds like you’re trying to gently caress your way into a crime family. I meant that half of my family. If anything, I'm loving my way OUT of a crime family.
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# ? Nov 28, 2017 05:15 |
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After my last post I think I found out why I couldn't get it up. Now the hard part is maintaining during sex/making sure I'm hard enough. Are kegels actually helpful for increasing how hard erections are? What's the best exercise for this?
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The unsettlingness of the trump av next to that post aside, I would suggest that perhaps the problem with maintaining your erection is probably the same one that prevents you from getting one? Like if the reason you can't get one is health related then resolving the health problem if possible will probably fix that. Fundamentally your dick's a big sac of elastic tissue that fills up with blood, it's not really muscle powered so presumably either you've got a blood flow problem or a psychological problem stopping you from engorging your pelvic blood sac. OwlFancier fucked around with this message at 00:14 on Dec 1, 2017 |
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Cunter Prductive posted:After my last post I think I found out why I couldn't get it up. Now the hard part is maintaining during sex/making sure I'm hard enough. Are kegels actually helpful for increasing how hard erections are? What's the best exercise for this? No exercise really helps, since as said above, the penis isn't a muscle. I've heard taking arginine helps, you could try that.
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hoobajoo posted:No exercise really helps, since as said above, the penis isn't a muscle. I've heard taking arginine helps, you could try that. Not entirely true. All exercise helps. Better cardio health should lead to better erections. No one exercise helps the penis in particular though, sure.
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Arginine definitely helps - I'm in my mid-30s and there's a noticeable difference between erections when I've taken between 4 and 6 grams and not. Easier to get and maintain as well as firmer overall.Cunter Prductive posted:What's the best exercise for this? Being in good overall shape makes a big difference as you get out of your teens/early 20s. You don't have to be an endurance runner or massively built weight lifter, but being able to run or at least jog a few blocks without getting majorly winded is a good benchmark. You could also try a cock ring. I wear (recreationally - I don't have any issues getting or keeping it up without) a stainless ring and I'd describe it as being as hard as you can get from start to finish without any drop. You'll want to start with a rubber or elastic ring - metal rings are serious business and need to be properly sized, and while not prohibitively expensive they're not exactly cheap either.
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Yeah I guess I misspoke the dick is muscle powered but the muscle is your heart.Geoj posted:You could also try a cock ring. I wear (recreationally - I don't have any issues getting or keeping it up without) a stainless ring and I'd describe it as being as hard as you can get from start to finish without any drop. You'll want to start with a rubber or elastic ring - metal rings are serious business and need to be properly sized, and while not prohibitively expensive they're not exactly cheap either. Does it buzz or something or do you just get real hard from marrying your dick? I admit I've never really understood cockrings.
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OwlFancier posted:Does it buzz or something or do you just get real hard from marrying your dick? The TL;DR is it restricts (outgoing) blood flow and makes your dick like an iron rod.
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Turtlicious posted:Yeah just pull out, make a deposit at the Sperm Bank of Socks and sons, then slam back in like a Chronicles of Riddick VHS tape. This is some back, but holy poo poo this is the best post ITT imo
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# ? Dec 1, 2017 19:09 |
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I have heard that viagra works but you should probably be exercising too
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# ? Dec 3, 2017 02:33 |
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bowmore posted:I have heard that viagra works You can now get Viagra over the counter in the UK. So the official answer to "how do I obtain Viagra" is now "it's not hard".
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Geoj posted:Arginine definitely helps - I'm in my mid-30s and there's a noticeable difference between erections when I've taken between 4 and 6 grams and not. Easier to get and maintain as well as firmer overall. This answer does not gently caress around. Took 4g yesterday, woke up today almost tearing a hole in my shorts. I haven't felt that hard in probably six months, in my mid-late 20s. I'm not overweight or in completely terrible shape, but this was really a night and day thing and makes me wonder if there isn't some health component on top of my mental stressors psyching me out.
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Jedit posted:You can now get Viagra over the counter in the UK. So the official answer to "how do I obtain Viagra" is now "it's not hard". In theory you can. I thought in practice it'd be early next year before they have the retail boxes available?
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Jedit posted:So the official answer to "how do I obtain Viagra" is now "it's not hard". no that's the question and the answer is "obtain viagra"
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Masonity posted:In theory you can. I thought in practice it'd be early next year before they have the retail boxes available? If it's legal to sell I would think you could just ask the pharmacist and they'll put it in a box for you, it just won't be on the shelf. When I asked for cinnarazine he just gave me a massive box of it from out the back so I now have enough nausea pills to cure a 100 gun lineship.
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