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It's "cock carousel," right? Worst! Snype!
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kimbo305 posted:I feel like I've ruined my browsing profile by googling "riding the CC" with all that MRA poo poo. Who the gently caress let you think you get to appreciate the greatest of STDH cost free? Everything good in life costs SOMETHING.
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Nov 23, 2017 05:33
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I imagine the rest of the flight must’ve been pretty awkward
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Nov 23, 2017 05:59
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Can you eat cancer, though?
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Nov 23, 2017 06:05
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Volcott posted:Can you eat cancer, though? 
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Nov 23, 2017 06:26
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Volcott posted:Can you eat cancer, though? 
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STDH.txt: (very rude stuff) Also who the gently caress says "bleed the lizard"
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Fathis Munk posted:STDH.txt: (very rude stuff) When I was like, 14 or 15 it was the pinnacle of comedy to say "I need to drain the lizard." Not sure where they get "bleed the lizard" from, but regardless, both iterations are cringy as gently caress.
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Nov 23, 2017 10:07
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maybe his dick has scales
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Nov 23, 2017 23:23
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His dick is cold-blooded and unnervingly quick to react
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Nov 24, 2017 01:17
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Zipperelli. posted:Not sure where they get "bleed the lizard" from, but regardless, both iterations are cringy as gently caress. I'm pretty sure I heard "bleed the lizard" on the Simpsons episode where Bart learns to talk like a snowboarder.
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Nov 24, 2017 02:34
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Fathis Munk posted:Also who the gently caress says "bleed the lizard" 
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Nov 24, 2017 02:42
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Bleed is a good bit worse than drain imo. I don't want my lizard to bleed 
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Nov 24, 2017 10:40
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Well then how are you going to balance your iguana's humours, hmmm?
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Nov 24, 2017 22:56
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Kernel of truth is everytime the dude sees a woman enter a bathroom he considers following her in then sighs as he realizes his posture just isn't gorilla enough yet
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Nov 24, 2017 23:00
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And inside each loaf? Baggie of angel dust. Suck it, pigs 
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Nov 25, 2017 00:12
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A stark reminder that police will just randomly search you without legitimate cause if you're black
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Nov 25, 2017 00:39
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Jay Rust posted:A stark reminder that society at large will do its damndest to dehumanize you if you're black
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Nov 25, 2017 02:51
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That's only a few bucks worth of bread, plenty left over for weed and Kerrygold butter for the bread to eat while high.
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Nov 25, 2017 02:54
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https://twitter.com/itsjeffle/status/933857341958688770
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Nov 25, 2017 09:32
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I don't even loving know how you could even think this would fool anyone.
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Nov 25, 2017 09:32
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Dude was probably making “switchblades” out of straws and bent paperclips during naptime at school too. Which is funny because that probably WOULD get a little kid in trouble now.
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Nov 25, 2017 09:41
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I can buy that somebody would be too spineless to say "I don't work here" but it's sad
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Nov 25, 2017 15:30
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drat Jeff a straight bitch
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Nov 25, 2017 15:34
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I feel like he probably dresses like that every time he goes to Target so he can get closer to his prey.
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Nov 25, 2017 18:01
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Bertrand Hustle posted:I can buy that somebody would be too spineless to say "I don't work here" but it's sad Like I could see someone being spineless enough to not say it to one person mistaking them for an employee, but nobody's working 2+ hours for free just because someone thought they were a new hire.
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Nov 26, 2017 00:50
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This is the MJ story updated for a younger crowd.
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Nov 26, 2017 01:04
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What, you don't remember when this crazy story made international news? Here's a link:
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Nov 26, 2017 03:00
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Those are the weirdest pastries I've ever seen.
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Nov 26, 2017 03:22
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This is such a STDH that even the basic setup of the author ever going to a concert didn't happen. What concert stops for loving potty breaks? Sorry folks, Britney drank like a pot of coffee on the way here, gonna need to stop the show so she can run off for a piss.
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Nov 26, 2017 03:39
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When I saw Leonard Cohen perform he took a break 90 minutes in, then came back out for another 90 minutes. But he was about 80 at that point, so I think that's fair enough.
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Nov 26, 2017 03:47
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Give your SO a cheap kitchen appliance if you want butt sex.
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Nov 26, 2017 03:59
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Comptroll The Forums posted:This is such a STDH that even the basic setup of the author ever going to a concert didn't happen. What concert stops for loving potty breaks? Or what venue has the public bathrooms right next to the backstage area, to the degree that aimless strangers can wander their way within feet of the stage? I went to the zoo but got lost on the way to the bathroom and wound up in a tiger cage you guys!!!
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Nov 26, 2017 04:55
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One time I slipped away from the White House guided tour to take a leak but got lost and ended up in the oval office. Gorbachev was there and he thought I was the president and long story short I ended the cold war.
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Nov 26, 2017 05:38
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I've done vendor work for Target and they have the most strict dress code. If you wear anything resembling their uniform (Red top, khaki-ish bottoms) they won't let you in, you have to change before you can work, and they make you take a test about their rules too so you know, so I kinda can believe the first part, not so much the "I'm scanning stuff now" part which is obviously fake for a lot of reasons. (Like, employees have to sign into the system before they can start working, that was also part of the test)
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Meanwhile, Britney experienced the injustices and horrors of life in the cheap seats, and was much wiser after she regained her position as the rightful King of England.
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