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GalacticAcid: Apr 8, 2013; NEW YORK VALUES

https://twitter.com/HillaryClinton/status/706670045410299904

# ? Nov 22, 2017 02:40

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# ? May 20, 2024 15:21

Charles 2 of Spain: Nov 7, 2017

Hillary telling people in a live debate to go look at hillaryclintondotcom still makes me lol.

# ? Nov 22, 2017 04:10

Charles 2 of Spain: Nov 7, 2017

GalacticAcid posted:

https://twitter.com/HillaryClinton/status/706670045410299904

Ah yes, good public schools in every ZIP code isn't directly linked to infrastructure investments.

# ? Nov 22, 2017 04:13

Absurd Alhazred: Mar 27, 2010; by Athanatos

Charles 2 of Spain posted:

Ah yes, good public schools in every ZIP code isn't directly linked to infrastructure investments.

Wheels within wheels.

# ? Nov 22, 2017 04:14

MaxxBot: Oct 6, 2003; you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

GalacticAcid posted:

https://twitter.com/HillaryClinton/status/706670045410299904

Here's how I feel about this in three emojis or less: 💩💩💩

# ? Nov 22, 2017 04:34

GalacticAcid: Apr 8, 2013; NEW YORK VALUES

Charles 2 of Spain posted:

Hillary telling people in a live debate to go look at hillaryclintondotcom still makes me lol.

https://twitter.com/superdeluxe/status/692184746449829888

# ? Nov 22, 2017 04:51

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

there was some democratic super computer that only a few people could go talk to that told them how to lose

# ? Nov 22, 2017 06:20

Proust Malone: Apr 4, 2008

GalacticAcid posted:

https://twitter.com/HillaryClinton/status/706670045410299904

she did manage to summon the prince of lies with this pentagram so there�s that at least....

# ? Nov 22, 2017 06:56

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

in the future people will be like "why did they belivee donald trump's lies???"

# ? Nov 22, 2017 07:17

Egg Moron: Jul 21, 2003; the dreams of the delighting void

Baloogan posted:

in the future people will be like "why did they belivee donald trump's lies???"

there will be no more people.

# ? Nov 22, 2017 07:41

VitalSigns: Sep 3, 2011

Baloogan posted:

there was some democratic super computer that only a few people could go talk to that told them how to lose

code:

string calculate_optimal_strategy(double* latest_polling_data, double* population_distribution, double* demographic_data_by_state)
{
     string strategy = "";
     if(1)
     {
     strategy = "Pfft what's Michigan gonna do, vote Republican? Forget the blue wall, now go 
     out and flip Texas, Omaha Nebraska, and run up the score in LA"
     }
     else
     {
      \\TODO: figure out a way to use all that polling and population data
     }
     return strategy
}

# ? Nov 22, 2017 08:29

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

im pretty sure it was some souped up excel sheet

# ? Nov 22, 2017 08:32

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

not knocking excel

excel is pretty amazing

# ? Nov 22, 2017 08:32

quite stretched out: Feb 17, 2011; the chillest

there was an error in the excel spreadsheet that was a strong piece of evidence in favour of austerity so im gonna say it checks out

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2013/apr/18/uncovered-error-george-osborne-austerity

# ? Nov 22, 2017 08:44

Egg Moron: Jul 21, 2003; the dreams of the delighting void

quite stretched out posted:

there was an error in the excel spreadsheet that was a strong piece of evidence in favour of austerity so im gonna say it checks out

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2013/apr/18/uncovered-error-george-osborne-austerity

the 'borne austerity

can our anglophone world come to grips with the face that "data driven" and "research based" policy is usually a bunch of tricky rich folk's commotion that dirtbag dumbfucks in suits try to pass off as thoughtful and good to well meaning people?

# ? Nov 22, 2017 14:58

Zerg Mans: Oct 19, 2006

quite stretched out posted:

there was an error in the excel spreadsheet that was a strong piece of evidence in favour of austerity so im gonna say it checks out

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2013/apr/18/uncovered-error-george-osborne-austerity

That reminds me of the time that Mick Mulvany zeroed out the entire cost of a tax cut, and then also re-applied the same amount in additional revenue to prove his budget was balanced.

# ? Nov 22, 2017 15:17

gradenko_2000: Oct 5, 2010; HELL SERPENT; Lipstick Apathy

Over Easy posted:

the 'borne austerity

can our anglophone world come to grips with the face that "data driven" and "research based" policy is usually a bunch of tricky rich folk's commotion that dirtbag dumbfucks in suits try to pass off as thoughtful and good to well meaning people?

lies, damned lies, and excel spreadsheets

# ? Nov 22, 2017 15:19

Hormples: May 3, 2002; ARRGHH!!
MY BONES!!

edit: this one too

Hormples has issued a correction as of 16:09 on Nov 22, 2017

# ? Nov 22, 2017 15:43

Zerg Mans: Oct 19, 2006

the plot to Who Framed Roger Rabbit is exactly what happened to public transit in the United States

# ? Nov 22, 2017 17:48

A Handed Missus: Aug 6, 2012

tfw u remember that Joe Biden's not-dead son is smashing the widow of his dead son

quote:

Kathleen Biden broke down crying in court on Friday as her divorce to Joe Biden�s son Hunter was finalized, marking the end of a tumultuous split that included drug and cheating allegations and a romantic affair between Hunter and his dead brother�s widow.

Hunter, 47, who has been living in Delaware with his former sister-in-law, Hallie, did not show up at the hearing at D.C. superior court.

Kathleen, 48, wept quietly as she told the court that she and her husband of two decades had lived separately for the past six months and there was no reasonable prospect of reconciliation. At one point, the judge briefly paused the proceedings to pass her a box of tissues.

In court records obtained by the Dailymail.com, Kathleen accused Hunter of spending �hundreds of thousands of dollars of marital funds' on his own interests � including �'drugs, alcohol, prostitutes, strip clubs and gifts for women with whom he had sexual relations.'

She claimed the former vice president�s son left the family with 'no funds to pay legitimate bills' and �maxed-out credit-card debt.�

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4412890/Hunter-Biden-s-wife-sobs-court-judge-grants-divorce.html

# ? Nov 22, 2017 22:15

frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Scaramucci

# ? Nov 23, 2017 01:48

THS: Sep 15, 2017

the fish delight

# ? Nov 23, 2017 01:52

Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faOUDoRmK_E

# ? Nov 23, 2017 02:46

A Handed Missus: Aug 6, 2012

frankenfreak posted:

Scaramucci

# ? Nov 23, 2017 12:24

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

the mooch lost alot of cool points because he was so desperate for attention post getting fired

# ? Nov 23, 2017 19:57

Proust Malone: Apr 4, 2008

nobody showed up for trumps inauguration

# ? Nov 23, 2017 20:48

Syncopated: Oct 21, 2010

A Handed Missus posted:

tfw u remember that Joe Biden's not-dead son is smashing the widow of his dead son

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4412890/Hunter-Biden-s-wife-sobs-court-judge-grants-divorce.html

I was extremely confused as to why she would need to divorce her dead husband but then I figured out what was going on and it's pretty poo poo.

# ? Nov 23, 2017 22:13

SpaceGoku: Jul 19, 2011

when shinzo abe and his wife visited the US in early 2017 sometimes they pretended to not understand english so they wouldn't need to make conversation with the trumps

# ? Nov 24, 2017 12:13

Tias: May 25, 2008; Pictured: the patron saint of internet political arguments (probably)

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Jenny Agutter posted:

Clarence Thomas went seven years without speaking during arguments.

Sorry for necroposting, but you( and everyone else interested in bugfuck crazy supreme justices) ought to get a load of McReynolds: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Clark_McReynolds#Personality_and_conflicts

He'd straight up not speak to jewish judges, and would walk out of the room if female judges were making arguments. Widely considered to be both the professionally worst, most personally unpleasant AND laziest supreme justice to ever serve!

# ? Nov 24, 2017 12:42

kibaces: Jul 11, 2016

Jimmy carter had to sell his farm

# ? Nov 24, 2017 14:33

Dreylad: Jun 19, 2001

LBJ lifted the canadian prime minister off his feet and shook him and told him he was pissing on another man's rug

# ? Nov 24, 2017 15:39

gradenko_2000: Oct 5, 2010; HELL SERPENT; Lipstick Apathy

Dreylad posted:

LBJ lifted the canadian prime minister off his feet and shook him and told him he was pissing on another man's rug

LBJ didn't want to move into the White House until they installed shower nozzles for his dongus

# ? Nov 24, 2017 15:43

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

Dreylad posted:

LBJ lifted the canadian prime minister off his feet and shook him and told him he was pissing on another man's rug

trousers

# ? Nov 24, 2017 19:35

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Dreylad posted:

LBJ lifted the canadian prime minister off his feet and shook him and told him he was pissing on another man's rug

LBJ pissed onto a crouched ss agent in public once and while it was happening told him that �it was his prerogative, son�

# ? Nov 24, 2017 20:19

Mecha Gojira: Jun 23, 2006; Jack Nissan

Reagan declaring a War on Drugs and deriding the evils of Crack Cocaine and their effects on our inner cities while the CIA actively shipped literal tons of cocaine into this country to help fund nun-raping right wing death squads.

Also lol that the CIA is the world's largest drug cartel.

# ? Nov 24, 2017 20:25