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Things Ray could do in his video 1. Explore a farm (carrots, etc) 2. Take a retarded child camping 3. Sort of a tribute thing to Helen Keller (AT END: PLACE A ROSE ON HER GRAVE)
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KICK BAMA KICK posted:Things Ray could do in his video Roast Beef has only ever watched PBS.
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Nov 23, 2017 14:05
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Let's drown this baby up a notch!
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Nov 23, 2017 20:44
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BENGHAZI 2 posted:Let's drown this baby up a notch! You have proven yourself of the crudest moral fiber. I think you would shoot a baby.
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Nov 23, 2017 20:51
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I proved myself a coward who would desert a dying man
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Nov 23, 2017 23:18
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Phy posted:I proved myself a coward who would desert a dying man Man gently caress that guy Make me feel bad about myself just for wakin' up does he think I need assistance in that regard 
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Nov 23, 2017 23:48
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I got treated to Olive Garden for this one, but she wouldn't admit why.
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Nov 24, 2017 05:20
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Gar-motherfucking-field I completely forgot this strip existed, and also that Garfield is so rich he has commas for pockets.
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Nov 24, 2017 07:17
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And just two strips later, we are reminded that a toilet is not a chair you can make mistakes around.
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Nov 24, 2017 07:32
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The strip right before th Garfield one is straight up one of my favorites.
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Nov 24, 2017 07:34
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Johnny Aztec posted:The strip right before th Garfield one is straight up one of my favorites. It's neat!
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Nov 24, 2017 16:32
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I have actually said "I got it, I have it! I can have anything!" before. Also, in the 2nd to last panel there are little vibration motion lines around it. Edit: Fuuuuuck, Achewood is a celebration of the English language. "placid afternoons of unhurried buggery" Johnny Aztec fucked around with this message at 22:32 on Nov 24, 2017 |
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Nov 25, 2017 00:32
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Téodor folded with a focus and intensity normally seen only in successes. How I love that turn of phrase. 
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Nov 25, 2017 00:44
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Actually the BadAss games are peak Achewood and anyone who wouldn’t take a cross country roadie on The Olde School is a scrub and a chump
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Nov 25, 2017 00:56
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MMAgCh posted:Téodor folded with a focus and intensity normally seen only in successes. i think my favorite part of the badass games is that pat got on worst with miami because he can't just stop talking about hating barbers.
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Roobanguy posted:i think my favorite part of the badass games is that pat got on worst with miami because he can't just stop talking about hating barbers. IF THIS CAR'S A-ROCKIN, THEN TWO BARBERS HAVE NO DOUBT BROKEN IN TO COMMIT LEWD ACTS ON EACH OTHER ARREST THEM ALL
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Nov 25, 2017 01:59
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NoneMoreNegative posted:You have proven yourself of the crudest moral fiber. I think you would shoot a baby. Forever that is what you are A toilet seat that smokes a cigar
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Nov 25, 2017 03:32
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Johnny Aztec posted:Fuuuuuck, Achewood is a celebration of the English language. Seven men pissing into empties, calling you human being. They cannot see you.
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Nov 25, 2017 04:24
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Jerusalem posted:Seven men pissing into empties, calling you human being. They cannot see you.
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Nov 25, 2017 04:48
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MMAgCh posted:Ray has some truly timeless lines in that one. Pretty much everything from panel five onward is unadulterated gold. "My car parts are on my car, by the way." Checks out.
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Nov 25, 2017 05:01
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Jerusalem posted:Seven men pissing into empties, calling you human being. They cannot see you. I think of this a lot and often want to use it in conversation but stop myself knowing that, like most Achewood references, nobody's going to pick up on it and I'm just going to look like an rear end in a top hat. Diplomacy's a tough tattle.
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Nov 25, 2017 05:46
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I've been thinking about this a lot more for the past year. For no real reason, of course. No reason at all.
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MMAgCh posted:Ray has some truly timeless lines in that one. Pretty much everything from panel five onward is unadulterated gold. I have accurately described people as "he said human being the way old time telegrams said STOP" more than I would like.
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Nov 25, 2017 07:01
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Right on cue thirteen ugly children roll gutterballs
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Nov 25, 2017 07:20
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gently caress THIS guy!
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Nov 25, 2017 07:53
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Love any panel where Ray puts on a crown to blog.
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Nov 25, 2017 07:54
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In which Ray spends three panels biting "Roas'beef," and we wonder if Señor Cash did his pee-pee.
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Nov 25, 2017 08:04
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Do you think that it is rad to have alcoholism Ray
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Ugly In The Morning posted:I have accurately described people as "he said human being the way old time telegrams said STOP" more than I would like. I have described my old high school this way.
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JethroMcB posted:IF THIS CAR'S A-ROCKIN, THEN TWO BARBERS HAVE NO DOUBT BROKEN IN TO COMMIT LEWD ACTS ON EACH OTHER Actually I DO think barbers should make less money!
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Nov 25, 2017 18:23
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"Anger is a burglar who steals our brains" is a good line for when someone is angry
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Nov 26, 2017 10:09
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Unless they tell you to go sit on a canary in response.
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Nov 26, 2017 22:04
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Unless you know they'd be good at it.
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Nov 28, 2017 02:40
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Johnny Aztec posted:Unless you know they'd be good at it. Smoking Mr. Gary's pole is so beautiful.
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Nov 28, 2017 03:30
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Godless shirtlifters who lick their lips as they roger one another in...stairwells!
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Nov 28, 2017 20:30
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"open up a can of dumbass" remains a classic, as well.
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Nov 28, 2017 22:09
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I knew your mom was a bitch but I didn't know she had a puppy.
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Nov 28, 2017 22:31
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Three acres of grain tastes terrible with a baked potato.
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I absolutely cannot tell you how thoroughly the phrase "the rare situation of a bald Elvis" has wormed its way into my brain such that I now use the phrase "the rare situation of a [thing that I am talking about]" with embarrassing regularity
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