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Happy birthday I got you a $300/mo puppy lease.
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zelah posted:Uh I’m sorry if we’ve discussed this before, but Dude's name is loving Jaelin. That says enough
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Nov 24, 2017 01:27
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Ashcans posted:Buy two, then you can make new horses and never need to buy again! No! You buy two horses, so that you can use one as a donor when parts in the other break.
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Nov 24, 2017 01:27
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This reminds me of the idiot who got mcscrooged by a rednick run puppy mill. Guy and his family drive 8 hours (one way) to get a dog (worth 3k), negotiates on the phone for a lower price but the redneck changes their mind and ups the price by $1k because she knew he drove 8 hours to get it. I wish I can find that post. Is this a form of temporary insanity or assholery? Either she honestly believed OP knew about the deal (somehow, maybe OP is a mind reader?) and was taking care of payments OR she's a manipulative rear end in a top hat who wants to guilt sister into taking care of the debt. Either way, wow. I'd watch out the poor dane doesn't go missing. Also from a while back, a related story: https://www.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/7a0jqq/petland_screwed_me_over/ quote:Tl;dr Got ripped at petland and unknowingly signed for a 3 grand loan with 144% annual interest and I need a way to get out or reduce the ridiculous interest.
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Nov 24, 2017 01:34
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brugroffil posted:I could only make it half way. These are the two most sheltered people in the world. Chicago has the best homeless people. There's one by my work that screams at garbage cans and seems to always have a new guitar. I've never seen him play it, but he did throw it at a garbage truck once.
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Nov 24, 2017 02:09
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Mantle posted:I thought great Danes don't need a lot of space because that aren't that active? FrozenVent posted:Great Danes are humongous but yeah, the ones I've seen are couch potatoes. Lead out in cuffs posted:The one I lived with liked to do sprinting laps of the very large yard, so YMMV. Danes are large, yes -- but they tend to not be hyperactive. They need regular exercise, but a fenced yard is not an absolute requirement. You can responsibly and successfully raise a Great Dane in a townhouse or large apartment. Anything over 1200 sq ft should suffice, assuming two adults and no children. They are predisposed to health issues, as many large breeds are. You'll want to have disposable income and an emergency fund for vet visits and preventative care. Big Dogs are BWM, but so very GWL.
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Nov 24, 2017 02:33
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way more people ruin their financial lives over a dumb cat or dog than horses, they are the real BWM animals
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Nov 24, 2017 02:36
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Mourne posted:Danes are large, yes -- but they tend to not be hyperactive. They need regular exercise, but a fenced yard is not an absolute requirement. You can responsibly and successfully raise a Great Dane in a townhouse or large apartment. Anything over 1200 sq ft should suffice, assuming two adults and no children. They are predisposed to health issues, as many large breeds are. You'll want to have disposable income and an emergency fund for vet visits and preventative care. Big Dogs are BWM, but so very GWL. Big dogs are GWM because they're only around for like 6 or 7 years and they're the most loving and amazing dogs out there. Next to Labs of course. Might I suggest a Mastador? Best of both worlds. And they look awesome: 
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Nov 24, 2017 03:01
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Solice Kirsk posted:Big dogs are GWM because they're only around for like 6 or 7 years and they're the most loving and amazing dogs out there. Next to Labs of course. Might I suggest a Mastador? Best of both worlds. And they look awesome: Bernese Mountain Dog = Bad Money Dog? 
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Nov 24, 2017 03:54
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Being homeless in cold rear end Chicago requires commitment.
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Nov 24, 2017 04:05
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Mourne posted:Bernese Mountain Dog = Bad Money Dog? Those are even more genetic wastelands than great danes, expect then to die before the age of 8.
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Nov 24, 2017 05:14
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Elephanthead posted:Being homeless in cold rear end Chicago requires commitment. It's what makes our homeless a cut above.
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Nov 24, 2017 05:26
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Solice Kirsk posted:It's what makes our homeless a cut above.
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Nov 24, 2017 06:22
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Hoodwinker posted:Seriously, our homeless aren't like those pussy-rear end Hawaiian homeless. We had a winter I think two years ago where it got to -35 degrees with wind chill. Our homeless are the tardigrades of the homeless kingdom. Hobo natural selection?
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Nov 24, 2017 08:59
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I one time saw a homeless man take a bottle of hooch out of a small paper bag, open the paper bag up, drop his pants and squat over the paper bag, poop directly into the paper bag with out looking, wipe himself with the bag when he was done, and then toss the whole thing into some bushes. That's the caliber and level of skill I expect from my homeless population. Chicago is like going pro for the homeless. If you can't operate like that in subzero weather, then you better cut your homeless teeth in the minors like Portland or Seattle or something.
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Nov 24, 2017 14:30
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SCA Enthusiast posted:Dude's name is loving Jaelin. That says enough I don’t think he chose it.
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Nov 24, 2017 16:46
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Subjunctive posted:I don’t think he chose it.
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Nov 24, 2017 17:08
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He could subsequently choose to go by Jay, although that might be worse in Chicago after Jay Cutler's abyssmal performance before he was traded.
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Nov 24, 2017 17:10
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Ralith posted:I still want to know the answer to this. Is this some tiny corner of the market or the overwhelming majority of it or what? they've issued ~700 million in tether. but it's ok, they have equivalent deposits in their accounts at a tiny polish credit union. take their word for it
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Nov 24, 2017 19:02
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Maybe it is punching down to make jokes about how hard homeless people from different cities have to be.
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Nov 24, 2017 20:34
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therobit posted:Maybe it is punching down to make jokes about how hard homeless people from different cities have to be. Seems likely.
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Nov 24, 2017 21:13
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therobit posted:Maybe it is punching down to make jokes about how hard homeless people from different cities have to be. You're just mad because our homeless could kick your homeless' asses. You're probably right. We should stop before it starts going in an even weirder meaner direction.
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Nov 24, 2017 23:04
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Solice Kirsk posted:You're just mad because our homeless could kick your homeless' asses. It's all going to end in Bumfights: World Tournament.
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Nov 25, 2017 11:58
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I've never actually been to Chicago except as a layover and I'm not entirely sure it exists outside the airport. Like I know no one personally who is from there and the combination of hot sweaty summers and heart-stopping cold just doesn't seem realistic. Chicago just exists so New Yorkers have something to feel superior about. If it does exist then you could probably weaponize their homeless people.
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Nov 25, 2017 14:08
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Krispy Wafer posted:I've never actually been to Chicago except as a layover and I'm not entirely sure it exists outside the airport. Like I know no one personally who is from there and the combination of hot sweaty summers and heart-stopping cold just doesn't seem realistic. Chicago just exists so New Yorkers have something to feel superior about. I can assure you it exists but the winters are not cold at all anymore due to global warming. There was literally no snow accumulation at all December-February last year.
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Nov 25, 2017 15:07
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Nail Rat posted:I can assure you it exists but the winters are not cold at all anymore due to global warming. There was literally no snow accumulation at all December-February last year.
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Nov 25, 2017 15:17
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Nail Rat posted:I can assure you it exists but the winters are not cold at all anymore due to global warming. There was literally no snow accumulation at all December-February last year. I wouldn't get too complacent because extra snowfall is one of the symptoms of global warming. Temps may be higher, but so is precipitation. What I'm getting at is it may be GWM to keep the homeless on your side since they'll be the ones who control the snow tunnels.
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Nov 25, 2017 15:31
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MLM activity has spiked up recently on my Facebook feed. Maybe it has something to do with wanting extra holiday spending money. #justwaittillwerediamond 
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Nov 25, 2017 17:14
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Nail Rat posted:I can assure you it exists but the winters are not cold at all anymore due to global warming. There was literally no snow accumulation at all December-February last year. We had that one day where there was 2" that hung around for 26 hours. Then the temp immediately went into the 40's and it rained. I'm loving global warming so far. It's a problem for my niece and nephew to deal with, but for me it's an extra month of women in sundresses and winters that don't drop below 20.
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Nov 25, 2017 18:04
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Nail Rat posted:I can assure you it exists but the winters are not cold at all anymore due to global warming. There was literally no snow accumulation at all December-February last year. Of course, the flip side is that our summers are getting even hotter and grosser. SpelledBackwards posted:MLM activity has spiked up recently on my Facebook feed. Maybe it has something to do with wanting extra holiday spending money.
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Nov 25, 2017 18:43
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Mourne posted:Big Dogs are BWM, but so very GWL. This is the logic we’re using to justify how much we lavish on our (medium size) dog Money goes in and happiness comes out
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Nov 25, 2017 22:42
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SpelledBackwards posted:MLM activity has spiked up recently on my Facebook feed. Maybe it has something to do with wanting extra holiday spending money. Sounds good, changing my name to Brooke to guarantee success.
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Nov 25, 2017 23:02
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Fil5000 posted:Sounds good, changing my name to Brooke to guarantee success. That's a typo. Not sure how that extra o got in there...
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Nov 26, 2017 01:56
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Has there ever been a diamond/platinum/jesus-level MLM family that wasn't Chad-and-Becky as gently caress? Legitimately curious.
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Nov 26, 2017 02:01
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Pretty much only white people
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Guest2553 posted:Has there ever been a diamond/platinum/jesus-level MLM family that wasn't Chad-and-Becky as gently caress? Legitimately curious. Intuitively, it doesn’t seem like something you’d be able to succeed at in America if you weren’t white, simply because of the demographics involved and how many people you’d need to sucker in and how you’d need to portray yourself.
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Hey remember when that Twitch streamer got busted for cheating on his taxes and tried to blame literally everyone but himself? Yeah it's Darksydephil's turn at somehow managing to gently caress up playing videogames for a living. DSP Tries It: Not Paying His Taxes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHA6pYcsTgk Watch as phil tries to due his standard nothing is ever my fault bullshit except this time instead of blaming lag or lovely AI or the developers of a videogame he blames his tax attorney and the laws of the state of Washington! Choice BWM/BWL bits: -moved to Washington state and never registered as a business -has not payed state taxes for 3 years on said business -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHA6pYcsTgk&t=350s "I look at this and this is bullshit like I don't owe my own business I don't legally there is no business out there that's called DSP Gaming" APRIL 20TH 2017 "in addition there's tons of tax write-offs for the self-employed for example anything that I buy that's related to the business: a videogame, this controller, the cost of ink for the printer...the cost of electricity in the house, the cost of internet in the house...meaning I will not have to pay taxes for the amount of money of stuff that I spend on the business" PRESENT DAY "There's no business called DSP Gaming" -government got an anonymous tip about phil's nonexistent business -CT tax attorney tells phil that he thinks he should get a new attorney familiar with WA tax laws -"I told him absolutely not you're responsible for this" (he's not responsible for this) -"I'm strapped for cash I'm literally living paycheck to paycheck" -pays for $800 retainer fee of new tax attorney with credit card -phil owes thousands and thousands of back taxes even before penalties are assessed -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHA6pYcsTgk&t=684s "There's nothing I could do to pay you it would just go delinquent" phil I don't think you understand how owing money to the US government works -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHA6pYcsTgk&t=792s "I did nothing wrong, I did everything correct, legally everything was right" -wat am i suppose to do God how do these guys keep managing to gently caress up the easiest gig in life possible here's the original video of the broadcast if you truly hate yourself and want to listen to this guy stammer and snort for an hour straight https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyEXAtO5-NY&t=2s A big flaming stink fucked around with this message at 02:49 on Nov 26, 2017 |
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A big flaming stink posted:God how do these guys keep managing to gently caress up the easiest gig in life possible Well, that and their gig comes with a horde of yes-men constantly assuring them that they've done no wrong and anyone who says otherwise is a hater.
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Nov 26, 2017 03:00
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Haifisch posted:Gee, who wouldn't trust a company with such a vague name and no indication of what the product is? (Because the product is the idiots who sign up) My favorite is the product line from the company called It Works!, because how could something that really works be a scam? Their big product is a body wrap that makes you look slimmer and... that's all it does.
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SpelledBackwards posted:My favorite is the product line from the company called It Works!, because how could something that really works be a scam? Their big product is a body wrap that makes you look slimmer and... that's all it does. "She's the Fastest".
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