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That's a terrible opening to a X-Com fanfiction.
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did he just yada yada drawing blood
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Nov 26, 2017 19:08
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Alien Abduction goon, Trump wouldn't sell out his own people, he'd get the aliens to take out some jihad guys. Or maybe Rosie O'Donnell, they've been feuding for several years now. She'd be worth 2 people at least. Jihad guys, some of their homies that aren't quite jihadis yet, and Rosie O'Donnell. A week ago he might have gotten them to take Charles Manson too.
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Nov 26, 2017 19:10
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Bdsm Guy you’re already a huge weirdo so...
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Nov 26, 2017 19:15
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sugar free jazz posted:did he just yada yada drawing blood as far as I can tell it wasn't just drawing blood, it was drawing blood while groping a tit. i can't even figure how that's possible without severely twisting and beating them. like, cops would be getting called before you got that far, tits are fairly tough, structurally.
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Nov 26, 2017 19:19
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facebook jihad posted:Bdsm Guy you’re already a huge weirdo so... Not like those weirdos on fetlife though 
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Nov 26, 2017 19:20
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Bobby Digital posted:Not like those weirdos on fetlife though way worse
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Nov 26, 2017 19:22
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The full
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Nov 26, 2017 19:32
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Alien confession is idiotic. Trump would never do a deal like that because arms and energy companies would be screwed. And if there's world peace how could he get his kicks by making threats about bombs and the like?
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Nov 26, 2017 19:38
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Also how would he even know what decision Trump was making or even that the alien technology wouldn't be sustainable in the long-term
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Nov 26, 2017 19:53
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The imagery of someone being 'cored out' is masterfully disturbing
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Nov 26, 2017 20:12
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Guys, I think fesh is real. And the warning about pets is because they're among the collaborators
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Why wouldn't we just use prisoners?
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Hey UFO guys what's with the underwater UFO base off the coast of Monterey (CA)? Can I get a tour?
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also gently caress ya'll this poo poo goin down https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6QvWFIMQ2E https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIHLh6RWucM soy fucked around with this message at 06:31 on Nov 27, 2017 |
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Nov 27, 2017 06:27
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soy posted:also gently caress ya'll this poo poo goin down Let's just skip around the second video... quote:Regarding the Masonic Order Seems about right.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5n_3mnJfHzY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPopPkglQNI drat this rabbit hole is one hell of a drug also this is great: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt5792702/ soy fucked around with this message at 09:32 on Nov 27, 2017 |
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Nov 27, 2017 09:08
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soy posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5n_3mnJfHzY I preferred him when he was whinily singing pop punk and I was 14.
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Nov 27, 2017 09:56
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Didn't someone predict the Tom Delonge thing like a year ago in this very thread? It was definitely before he started going on podcasts about it.
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yeah aliens that cna do interstellar travel and have unlimited energy totally want earth for <reasons> This is always dumb. Always. Some race who can travel between stars in a feasible way would have no interest in earth whatsoever. It'd be worthless to them. Hell, if we could make stellar mining somehow feasible it'd probably solve all our resource problems for like, as long as humans exist prob.. The "aliens are coming and they will take are resources" angle is always dumb.
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Yeah we’d likely register as slightly bigger ants to them. They’d get half a galaxy away and go “aw whoops, they are just COVERED in nukes, poor things are about to blow themselves sky high, we don’t need that poo poo!”
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I mean it makes sense if the aliens just want to kill us in horrible ways for entertainment.
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Inescapable Duck posted:I mean it makes sense if the aliens just want to kill us in horrible ways for entertainment. There’s some Sci-Fi that works with this idea, like that because we live in an Oxygen rich environment, aliens just assume we are constantly on fire and our pain tolerance is probably through the roof compared to most organic life so they push us to our limits that way, but the story I read never took it anywhere cool
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Arven posted:Didn't someone predict the Tom Delonge thing like a year ago in this very thread? It was definitely before he started going on podcasts about it. There was a fesh where some goon claimed he wrote a bunch of popular songs before some famous guitarist stole them. It was fake, but the guitarist described was 100% Tom DeLonge
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Apparently becoming world famous and rich at 19 will break your mind and drive you crazy even if you aren’t forcibly turned into a sex icon. It sucks that he isolated himself and got kicked out of his own band for being a dipshit. I love Blink 182, glad I got to seem that before the Alkaline Trio guy took over.
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Makes sense. If I was rich and world famous at 19 I'd have turned into a complete nutcase. Well, with money this time.
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Sorry I'm slow today, I have been under a lot of stress and want to die  Early warning, this one appears to be some manner of weeaboo inside joke and doesn't count: quote:Dear TYPE-MOON thread in ADTRW and the Fate/Grand Order thread in Games: I don't play this anime game, I play other anime games which are much less nerdy than this one anyway here are real ones quote:To preface this, I have a major drug and alcohol problem and have blackouts practically every night during which I usually do some stupid poo poo. Last night is the worst ever though and I'm really scared. I woke up this morning to find a chat still open with someone and read through it, none of which I have any memory whatsoever about. Apparently I contacted someone claiming to be a hitman (in other words, an undercover police officer or a teenager loving around) not far from me. I asked him to kill my ex from highschool and agreed on a price of 20000 dollars. You must be really really good at typing while drunk if someone could read a transcript that happened while you were blackout without being able to tell something was up Anyway I can't really answer this with any amount of confidence because I am not an expert on Hitman Law but it's Monday now so quote:Strap on your bootstraps kids, because I'm about to drop some knowledge: Didn't the Lost Prophets guy turn out to be a pedo or something? Pretty nice easter egg there in an otherwise underwhelming conspiracy-theory fesh Can't wait to see what SA probation this fesh's crypto hash turns out to not actually be proof of
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belgium i knew it
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Putty posted:it would be in hella good business for an assassin to kill an entire family for no pay Maybe he got the Assassin intern
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Anon with lights in the sky on November 25 must be a rocket nerd, there was in fact a super bright fireball over the Canadian Prairies on saturday night: http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/saskatchewan/fireball-saskatchewan-alberta-november-2017-1.4419790 Just a burned up rocket booster...or was it??? 
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Police Automaton posted:yeah aliens that cna do interstellar travel and have unlimited energy totally want earth for <reasons> We still don't know how rare earth-like planets are. We're starting to find planets that look like they might be in the same sort of zone that makes it possible for them to have liquid water, but we have no idea if they're all lush gardens or featureless waterworlds or dessicated hellscapes. Maybe our planet is desirable just because it's already set up for complex life with the right kind of temperature and biologically-maintained oxygen levels and everything and so the aliens don't have to gently caress around with the terraforming.
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Sagebrush posted:We still don't know how rare earth-like planets are. We're starting to find planets that look like they might be in the same sort of zone that makes it possible for them to have liquid water, but we have no idea if they're all lush gardens or featureless waterworlds or dessicated hellscapes. Maybe our planet is desirable just because it's already set up for complex life with the right kind of temperature and biologically-maintained oxygen levels and everything and so the aliens don't have to gently caress around with the terraforming.
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Putty posted:it would be in hella good business for an assassin to kill an entire family for no pay Thats what i do in skyrim, then just loot the corpses and house and hack my carry weight If hitman fesh is real, contact a lawyer asap
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jesus christ that took me to the wikipedia page for Peter Scully 
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necroid posted:jesus christ that took me to the wikipedia page for Peter Scully First I've heard of him. I haven't seen anything about this in the Australian media.
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Fried Watermelon posted:Maybe he got the Assassin intern
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necroid posted:jesus christ that took me to the wikipedia page for Peter Scully The comments on that article are weird. One guy begs for upvotes, two people say red rooms dont exist, and the last comment is one huge paragraph of crazy.
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quote:Articles have been written about how noted sex pest Kevin Spacey was protected by England's libel laws when he ran the Old Vic. everyone famous is a rapist quote:I engage in very self-destructive behavior when I'm not trying to make someone else happy. I haven't had a friend to make happy and I'm literally drinking myself to death and I can't stop. I don't know how to do things to make myself happy. If I'm not doing something for a friend I go nuts with boredom and just drink so I can stop thinking about it. I have hobbies but I force myself not to indulge in them because I don't deserve happiness. Honestly if you're miserable and you're able to trace it as far as you have you're doing better than most people but yeah see thread title
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