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Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Typo posted:

this is like the chinese political spectrum laissez faire is a lot less libertarianish than what it means in the us

That's not what the graph implies by placing Market/US lovers in the top half.

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Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Good except...

How is Miriam a loving humanist wth.


Fallen Hamprince posted:

Extremely normal fanbase in which 80% of players have at least one swastika mod installed


I just checked the workshop and one of the weekly top mods is a loving Rhodesian mod, Jesus loving Christ

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

That's not what the graph implies by placing Market/US lovers in the top half.

the market folks are less close to the top laisse faire than humanists lol

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

That's not what the graph implies by placing Market/US lovers in the top half.

that just means they like the us plenty of people in the us like china but they prob don't want a politburo ruling america they just want a better economy or something

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes
the two types of people who play paradox games:

1) political/history nerds

2) balkan nationalists


srsly u think american trump nationalists are bad for the longest time the Europea universalis forums were full of like a zillion serbs all of whom wanted to act out their ethnic cleansing fantasies on turkey in revenge for the ottomans or something

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Anybody else remember the classic LF Let's Play Victoria Serbia thread?

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

Anybody else remember the classic LF Let's Play Victoria Serbia thread?

autopsy_turvey's greatest sin was never completing that.

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

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Typo posted:

the two types of people who play paradox games:

1) political/history nerds

2) balkan nationalists


srsly u think american trump nationalists are bad for the longest time the Europea universalis forums were full of like a zillion serbs all of whom wanted to act out their ethnic cleansing fantasies on turkey in revenge for the ottomans or something

*looks at the amount of byzantium paradox forum posts* eh, checks out

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

Typo posted:

srsly u think american trump nationalists are bad for the longest time the Europea universalis forums were full of like a zillion serbs all of whom wanted to act out their ethnic cleansing fantasies on turkey in revenge for the ottomans or something
there is no purer hatred than the kind that serbs, albanians, greeks, and turks have for each other on the internet

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

get that OUT of my face posted:

there is no purer hatred than the kind that serbs, albanians, greeks, and turks have for each other on the internet

WE COME FROM THE SKY.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

get that OUT of my face posted:

there is no purer hatred than the kind that serbs, albanians, greeks, and turks have for each other on the internet

Paradox reigniting old racial vengeance is fascinating.

Hell, whenever I play Ottoman's, I lust for Vienna. Despite having no dog in that fight.

My favorite playthroughs are Andalusian, so I guess I'm just a self hating Castillan.

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

What's the deal with equality advocates being paternalistic/repressive

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

Jeb! Repetition posted:

What's the deal with equality advocates being paternalistic/repressive

"How does one enforce equality," the very smart man wonders, aloud.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
http://www.bbc.com/news/business-42107311

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We

R. Guyovich posted:

"How does one enforce equality," the very smart man wonders, aloud.

it seems strange for equality advocates to be within the party line when if they actually started enforcing equality probably 90% of those who would lose their wealth would be party members

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
why is it so hard to find youtube LPs where the guy a) knows what he's doing already and b) doesn't have the most irritating voice and mannerisms

not really interested in some screeching nerd going HMMM over and over while he fumblefucks around the menus

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Bulgogi Hoagie posted:

it seems strange for equality advocates to be within the party line when if they actually started enforcing equality probably 90% of those who would lose their wealth would be party members

this post is coming from a guy who is familiar with the Democrats and Labour Party.

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

this post is coming from a guy who is familiar with the Democrats and Labour Party.

it’s me, the guy who joined the Democratic Party for career reasons

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Fallen Hamprince posted:

it’s me, the guy who joined the Democratic Party for career reasons

I can't tell if you're being ironic or are legitimately this dumb

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

Flavius Belisarius posted:

why is it so hard to find youtube LPs where the guy a) knows what he's doing already and b) doesn't have the most irritating voice and mannerisms

not really interested in some screeching nerd going HMMM over and over while he fumblefucks around the menus
i watch SA LPs because they tend to not check off either of these boxes

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/guardian/status/935361935679410177

poo tape is real

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

holy poo poo if xi actually makes chinese washroom great (it was never great so not great again) he'd legit be best communist even greater than lenin or marx

Prav
Oct 29, 2011

let it not be said that the man lacks ambition

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
this is like when yeltsin saw our supermarkets but xi took a poo poo in a buc-ee's

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

the obvious inspiration would be japan not the us, those guys have shitters built like the space shuttle



not sure what the purpose of the light is, these toilets are very advanced and beyond our understanding in many ways

Fallen Hamprince has issued a correction as of 15:32 on Nov 28, 2017

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo

xi correctly recognizing that squat toilets are counter-revolutionary

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
XI Yi Ping Thought

Socialism is Electrification + Soviet Power + Fully Automated Luxury Toilets

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


can confirm that japan has achieved full luxury space toilets and americans are basically disgusting poo dwelling barbarians compared to them

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

reason for execution: hung toilet paper roll wrong way

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Fallen Hamprince posted:

reason for execution: hung toilet paper roll wrong way

the revolution will not be stopped by capitalist ditch/hole toilet roaders

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

can confirm that japan has achieved full luxury space toilets and americans are basically disgusting poo dwelling barbarians compared to them

i was shocked to find in america you could buy bottles wtih 200 immodium so this checks out

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


public toilets in japan have a fake flushing sound you can make just in case youre feeling conscious about not flushing enough but dont want to waste the water

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
oh these? just my bathroom shoes i only wear in the bathroom

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

Flavius Belisarius posted:

this is like when yeltsin saw our supermarkets but xi took a poo poo in a buc-ee's

when i was in china one of the dudes I was talking to was literally like holy poo poo american washrooms are so clean I didn't even believe they were washrooms

seriously go to any chinese university and they have washrooms which are literal biohazards if they were in the US, and I still have nightmares about them

If xi fixes chinese washrooms I might forgive him for breaking communist succession system and turning himself into dictator for life cuz maybe there's something to it after all

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

public toilets in japan have a fake flushing sound you can make just in case youre feeling conscious about not flushing enough but dont want to waste the water

no fuckin way

Red Dad Redemption
Sep 29, 2007

Top City Homo posted:

XI Yi Ping Thought

Socialism is Electrification + Soviet Power + Fully Automated Luxury Toilets

dung xiaoping thought

AceRimmer
Mar 18, 2009

Karl Barks posted:

no fuckin way
This was recently developed due to self-conscious ladies wasting water flushing to cover poo noises

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


A lot of chinese bathrooms have signs next to the urinals that say "one small step for man, one giant leap for civilization" to encourage you to piss closer

Also starting a pay toilet is the most attainable and entry level business opportunity around, which why you usually see a tough old peasant lady and her sons keeping an eye on the place

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


and lots of footprints on the western style toilets

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Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

Bro Dad posted:

A lot of chinese bathrooms have signs next to the urinals that say "one small step for man, one giant leap for civilization" to encourage you to piss closer

Also starting a pay toilet is the most attainable and entry level business opportunity around, which why you usually see a tough old peasant lady and her sons keeping an eye on the place

pay toilet should be the new economic plan of 21st century commnnism

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