Funny Pictures, no games, anime, or racism

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Grassy Knowles: Apr 4, 2003; "The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

lol indiana has an aids epidemic now thanks to pence horsefucker

so we have one thing in common with eighties san francisco

# ? Nov 28, 2017 04:24

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# ? May 26, 2024 23:47

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

Salt Fish posted:

Google a problem and the first result is:

A: "Hey how do I fix a problem?"

B: "You need to google it quit being lazy"

A: "Oh, sorry, I'll close this thread"

A: "Hey how do I fix a problem?"

B: "You need to google it quit being lazy"

A: "Oh never mind I figured it out"

Last post: April 22, 2009

# ? Nov 28, 2017 04:26

NoneMoreNegative: Jul 20, 2000; GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN MASTER

shit wizard dad

mr pence, I'm sorry to tell you you have /adjusts glasses, frowns eiv!?

# ? Nov 28, 2017 04:27

PIZZA.BAT: Nov 12, 2016

# ? Nov 28, 2017 04:47

Altared State: Jan 14, 2006; I think I was born to burn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zYT5hQR4Q4

# ? Nov 28, 2017 04:48

Phone: Jul 30, 2005; 親子丼をほしい。

Kenny Logins posted:

https://twitter.com/FuggingBleb/status/934727064447606784
https://twitter.com/FuggingBleb/status/934727129757028352
https://twitter.com/FuggingBleb/status/934727909117513734

these are so good

# ? Nov 28, 2017 04:49

syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

NoneMoreNegative posted:

mr pence, I'm sorry to tell you you have /adjusts glasses, frowns eiv!?

mr pence, you say you are never alone in a room with a woman

when did you stop beating your wife?

# ? Nov 28, 2017 05:20

KoRMaK: Jul 31, 2012

Rex-Goliath posted:

really topical to the current tinder.jpg convo

# ? Nov 28, 2017 05:28

KoRMaK: Jul 31, 2012

Kenny Logins posted:

https://twitter.com/FuggingBleb/status/934727064447606784

amazing
https://i.imgur.com/Hsqn3MS.gifv

# ? Nov 28, 2017 05:58

ADINSX: Sep 9, 2003; Wanna run with my crew huh? Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?

KoRMaK posted:

https://i.imgur.com/Hsqn3MS.gifv

Plz don't post metaphors for my career

# ? Nov 28, 2017 06:07

Schadenboner: Aug 15, 2011; by Shine

KoRMaK posted:

amazing
https://i.imgur.com/Hsqn3MS.gifv

# ? Nov 28, 2017 06:29

haveblue: Aug 15, 2005; Toilet Rascal

KoRMaK posted:

amazing
https://i.imgur.com/Hsqn3MS.gifv

masterchef very junior looking good

# ? Nov 28, 2017 07:31

Wheany: Mar 17, 2006; Spinya^{ha^{ha^haha}ha}ha_{ha_{ha_haha}ha}ha!; Doctor Rope

Sagebrush posted:

A: "Hey how do I fix a problem?"

B: "You need to google it quit being lazy"

A: "Oh never mind I figured it out"

Last post: April 22, 2009

Q: How do I fix problem?

[closed as off-topic]

# ? Nov 28, 2017 09:01

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

https://twitter.com/finestmarxman/status/935020178533789696

# ? Nov 28, 2017 09:33

jre: Sep 2, 2011; To the cloud ?

echinopsis posted:

no 2017 wipe but

https://twitter.com/charltonbrooker/status/935187089599148032

fuuuuuuuuuck nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

# ? Nov 28, 2017 09:46

echinopsis: Apr 13, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

did everyone see this
https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/932472392567410689

# ? Nov 28, 2017 11:26

datajugend: Jan 15, 2010; Cat Army

tmw you channel ur inner super dave but remember your on tv

# ? Nov 28, 2017 11:34

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

Sagebrush posted:

A: "Hey how do I fix a problem?"

B: "You need to google it quit being lazy"

A: "Oh never mind I figured it out"

Last post: April 22, 2009

google "how to fix problem"

result #1: "be the first to write a review of how to fix problem"

result #2: "search www.clickbait-seo-scamsite.cc for how to fix problem: 0 results found"

result #3: "merry xmas, buy how to fix problems from aliexpress.com"

# ? Nov 28, 2017 14:17

Ornamental Dingbat: Feb 26, 2007

Sweevo posted:

google "how to fix problem"

result #1: "be the first to write a review of how to fix problem"

result #2: "search https://www.clickbait-seo-scamsite.cc for how to fix problem: 0 results found"

result #3: "merry xmas, buy how to fix problems from aliexpress.com"

You put ad out on Craigslist gigs to hire someone to come to your house and solve the problem

Result #1: they competently solve your problem and leave

Result #2: you are swiftly murdered by a drifter who then assumes your identity and then solves the problem

Final result: Problem is effectively resolved

# ? Nov 28, 2017 14:33

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

# ? Nov 28, 2017 15:17

Corla Plankun: May 8, 2007; improve the lives of everyone

Sweevo posted:

google "how to fix problem"

result #1: "be the first to write a review of how to fix problem"

result #2: "search https://www.clickbait-seo-scamsite.cc for how to fix problem: 0 results found"

result #3: "merry xmas, buy how to fix problems from aliexpress.com"

if your results look like this im pretty sure you've either got malware or you're using a shittier search engine than google

# ? Nov 28, 2017 15:20

Bulgakov: Mar 8, 2009; рукописи не горят

Kenny Logins posted:

this ain't the markov thread!!

:negative:

# ? Nov 28, 2017 15:28

muckswirler: Oct 22, 2008

Whoa. Dude just try thinking about something else for a while. Anything. It'll feel good.

# ? Nov 28, 2017 16:16

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

dakota whynot is an exemplary graduate of the public high school system of barrie, ontario

if you guessed that he smokes weed performatively, you are very correct

# ? Nov 28, 2017 16:38

big scary monsters: Sep 2, 2011; -~Ｓｋｕｌｌｗａｖｅ~-

Kenny Logins posted:

dakota whynot is an exemplary graduate of the public high school system of barrie, ontario

if you guessed that he smokes weed performatively, you are very correct

virtue smoke signalling

# ? Nov 28, 2017 16:53

HAIL eSATA-n: Apr 7, 2007

Corla Plankun posted:

if your results look like this im pretty sure you've either got malware or you're using a shittier search engine than google

actually the internet is bad now

# ? Nov 28, 2017 17:21

Glorgnole: Oct 23, 2012

Sagebrush posted:

A: "Hey how do I fix a problem?"

B: "You need to google it quit being lazy"

A: "Oh never mind I figured it out"

Last post: April 22, 2009

one time i googled for an error code and the top result was an archived email discussion from 1995

# ? Nov 28, 2017 17:33

Shifty gimbal: Dec 28, 2008; Hey you... I got something to tell ya; Biscuit Hider

syscall girl posted:

I've never really taken the time to stop to think about it before, but now that I've done so... I am the Stinko hat.

# ? Nov 28, 2017 18:32

Suspicious Dish: Sep 24, 2011; 2020 is the year of linux on the desktop, bro; Fun Shoe

# ? Nov 28, 2017 18:45

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

# ? Nov 28, 2017 18:50

Sapozhnik: Jan 2, 2005; Nap Ghost

Kenny Logins posted:

# ? Nov 28, 2017 19:00

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

Suspicious Dish posted:

i bought a gear vr because i'm stupid, this is me now

# ? Nov 28, 2017 19:06

heated game moment: Oct 30, 2003; Lipstick Apathy

Kenny Logins posted:

# ? Nov 28, 2017 19:06

syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

Kenny Logins posted:

# ? Nov 28, 2017 19:11

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

Kenny Logins posted:

# ? Nov 28, 2017 19:13

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

# ? Nov 28, 2017 19:18

RISCy Business: Jun 17, 2015; bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork; Fun Shoe