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# ? Nov 28, 2017 17:10 |
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# ? May 21, 2024 12:01 |
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big nipples big life posted:wait, you bought back in AND have a subscription? No, they sent it to "Concierge" level people in addition to subscribers. I guess they don't deduct refunds from your account so I'm still considered concierge in their system. Lucky me?
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# ? Nov 28, 2017 17:15 |
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Codezombie posted:Well it's true, you *do* learn something new everyday. You're brain has a built in panic button in the lizard brain portion. Elevated levels of CO2 smash that button. It probably came from evolutionary survival against events like getting your head stuck in something without air circulation. When that button gets pushed, you'll tear your flesh and limbs apart to escape it. I approached it once by breathing into a plastic bag for as long as I could. There was about 2 minutes where I felt compelled to pull it away, but I pushed through. Then, lightening bolts of pure panic blasted through my body. I would've torn my head off to get a breath of fresh air. Your body doesn't detect asphyxiation by lack of O2, it can only detect high levels of CO2. You'll just go to sleep without even knowing it if O2 drops. Your body can't detect CO either. And CO glues onto your red blood cells, like cyanide, and will suffocate you even in an oxygen rich environment. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcvkjfG4A_M
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# ? Nov 28, 2017 17:17 |
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Isn't that jester86 tactic ?
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# ? Nov 28, 2017 17:18 |
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The Mancunion: “Is Star Citizen the biggest game ever?”quote:When I first heard the name Star Citizen, I quite foolishly assumed that this was yet another space-bound MMO, like EVE: Online or Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic. I have never been so astronomically wrong. This game isn’t just massive — it’s positively gargantuan, and it’s not even finished yet…
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# ? Nov 28, 2017 17:20 |
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So to a Citizen's mind, all criticism of Star Citizen... is actually a trick to take the accounts of Star Citizens. That is some diseased thinking. (They've seen through us, time to pack it in. Roll up some more alt accounts as a smokescreen) Edit: Also wasn't Fandred the one who was heavily criticizing CIG like a week ago?
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# ? Nov 28, 2017 17:21 |
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Dusty Lens posted:I'm the guy spending three hours sitting in a gun turret on someone elses ship trying to look at anything through the horribly designed cockpit struts. Way to see the glass half full commando.
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# ? Nov 28, 2017 17:23 |
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AbstractNapper posted:Has there ever been an article about common red flags one should look for in crowdfunding to avoid scams? I'd like to see a cheat-sheet as well, mostly for the funny examples though. Saw this video yesterday in which the author says 'Backer only updates are huge burning red flags' because why would any legitimate business hide progress on their product from potential new customers? Usually there isn't much in the way of kickstarter updates until after the drive has completed however.
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# ? Nov 28, 2017 17:23 |
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EightAce posted:sorry for any confusion on this. Sq42 is not coming out any time soon. In fact it will probably never come out at all. There is currently a move to roll it into the glorious vision that is Star Citizen. This has the potential to kill large amount of the British games industry by getting the tax credits deal revoked for everyone.
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# ? Nov 28, 2017 17:23 |
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XK posted:I approached it once by breathing into a plastic bag for as long as I could. There was about 2 minutes where I felt compelled to pull it away, but I pushed through. People do the weirdest things to jack off. kilus aof posted:This has the potential to kill large amount of the British games industry by getting the tax credits deal revoked for everyone. That's going to happen anyway, what with the wider conversation about economies and forty year old trade agreements.
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# ? Nov 28, 2017 17:24 |
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I wonder how many golf swings per minute will be required to keep a large ship running if you work in engineering.
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# ? Nov 28, 2017 17:27 |
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Ursine Catastrophe posted:Star Citizen 3.0: I had dreams but they all argon
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# ? Nov 28, 2017 17:27 |
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Fandred1 quoting himself
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# ? Nov 28, 2017 17:27 |
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Mirificus posted:Fandred1 quoting himself I am #7. Claim your numbers, guys. Also, underestimating the depths of human stupidity was old in the 1200s. Dapper Don can totally be that angry and stupid, and it's offensive they should box him up like that. They've twigged to our pump'n'dump scheme to make CiG look bad by reselling, though.
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# ? Nov 28, 2017 17:28 |
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I AM NOT A NUMBER! I AM A FREE MAN!
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# ? Nov 28, 2017 17:29 |
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Dark Off posted:http://radio.entropy101.com/podcast/the-last-update/ This is star material if anybody missed them the first time around. quote:in a dusty old thread on the forums they watched
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# ? Nov 28, 2017 17:30 |
Mirificus posted:* legitimate insanity * Wait a second, are you telling me someone bought an ad for the refunds subreddit?
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# ? Nov 28, 2017 17:31 |
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Abuminable posted:It was chilling to hear Sandi saying that during that recent CIG meeting that was secretly recorded. "Do not imagine that you will save yourself, Lando, however completely you surrender to us. No one who has once gone astray is ever spared. And even if we chose to let you live out the natural term of your life, still you would never escape from us. What happens to you here is for ever. Understand that in advance. We shall crush you down to the point from which there is no coming back. Things will happen to you from which you could not recover, if you lived a thousand years. Never again will you be capable of ordinary human feeling. Everything will be dead inside you. Never again will you be capable of love, or friendship, or joy of living, or laughter, or curiosity, or courage, or integrity. You will be hollow. We shall squeeze you empty and then we shall fill you with ourselves." Mild editing for comedy.
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# ? Nov 28, 2017 17:33 |
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Man, I loving WISH I were this smart.
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# ? Nov 28, 2017 17:36 |
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With how CIG is apparently arbitrarily hitting trades, and Paypal is notoriously poo poo about digital items, and there's so much scamming, I can't even begin to understand why anyone would be engaging in these gray market trades anymore. We only do low investment stuff. Goons don't throw money at trolling. Trolling and griefing is free. Maybe a mod of r/ds, who was also a mod of the gray market marketplace, got caught accidentally posting on the wrong account, and was outed as a figure in a major trading/sales operation. I'm sure it's only coincidence the sub suddenly closed a handful of days later.
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# ? Nov 28, 2017 17:39 |
This seems like a good time to bring this one back.
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# ? Nov 28, 2017 17:39 |
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Mirificus posted:Fandred1 quoting himself On one hand he is clearly going insane. On the other hand I kind of hope that it's true on some level, because it would be consistent with the SC ecosystem being leeches and parasites all the way top to bottom, through and through and sideways.
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# ? Nov 28, 2017 17:40 |
Sarsapariller posted:So to a Citizen's mind, all criticism of Star Citizen... is actually a trick to take the accounts of Star Citizens. That is some diseased thinking. Yeah he was having a meltdown until he realized he could buy into the 3.0 PTU while subscribing. Now he's back to harassing me and deepthroating spaceships. That whole thread is full of some incredible gems surzel posted:I don't know what's more annoying - this "ad" or the fact that he gives Neil deGrasse Tyson a bad name. But tbh Fandred's X-Files theory here is my favorite thing. It's just so... perfectly Star Citizen.
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# ? Nov 28, 2017 17:42 |
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EightAce posted:Chris has ... a new jumper Still trying to copy David Braben I see.
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# ? Nov 28, 2017 17:42 |
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Mirificus posted:Fandred1 quoting himself If this theory was true, wouldn't we just crash the gray market and be done with it. Like, if I don't give two shits about the game, and I'm doing this to profit, why would I coordinate with all you fuckers. I'd just buy the ship, and undercut everyone else. I assume you'd all do the same, and we'd make our money while crashing the prices.
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# ? Nov 28, 2017 17:45 |
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Enchanted Hat posted:Man, I loving WISH I were this smart. It's a perfect conspiracy because there's no evidence of it. We make millions, destroy Crobbers and get away entirely scott-free, having gamed the system successfully and legally. It must really enrage people reading this stuff, and not raise the specter than someone really needs to get offline. So, what are you going to do with your unearned millions?
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# ? Nov 28, 2017 17:45 |
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Hopefully the 5 CIG community managers can bring some solace to this.
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# ? Nov 28, 2017 17:46 |
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Hav posted:So, what are you going to do with your unearned millions? Buy into Line of Defense.
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# ? Nov 28, 2017 17:47 |
Fandred1 posted:Also thats why i made these crtical community threads every few months hoping for people to wake up. But i get insulted each time and downvoted into oblivion. I got followed onto other subreddits by our backers and trashed. Thats how all of this works people.
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# ? Nov 28, 2017 17:48 |
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I think we need a t-pose version of this
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# ? Nov 28, 2017 17:50 |
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With these millions I'll repeat the same tactics in the love pledge grey market, but at a higher scale.
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# ? Nov 28, 2017 17:51 |
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XK posted:I'd be impressed if this were true, and was implemented more deeply than just vehicles and things falling at different rates. Realistically, it would involve different walk cycles. FailureToReport posted:Soon TM, you just have to be patient. I predict more mo-cap, but this time with people suspended by springy cables to simulate reduced gravity This will take many many hours in order to mo-cap the same animation states over and over at slightly different gravity settings. Animation states such as walking, running, jumping, climbing into and out of your space shep, flipping your helmet up in the air catching it and slamming in on your face like a fuckin' badass, kind of jump-skipping like ol' Neil Armstrong, golf swinging, disco dance moves, twirling in a circle like Belle from Beauty and the Beast until you are dizzy because life is so beautiful, falling down, regaining your composure, picking yourself up after falling down, brushing moon dust off your spacesuit, looking around to see if anyone saw you fall down, trying to play it cool while your co-spaceworkers are pointing and laughing, going about your space business with feigned confidence, tripping, bouncing up quickly and incredulously like what are the odds?, tripping a second time right after the first, hitting your balls on a space rock, writhing in agony, farting loudly due to the pain and abdominal pressure, pounding on the moon's surface then raising your fist cursing god, shuffling quickly away from your co-spacemen who are now rolling around on the lunar surface and/or bent over hands-on-knees screaming with laughter, wetting your spacesuit, facing those people later in the mess hall, etc.
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# ? Nov 28, 2017 18:05 |
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It's a good thing we've all pulled our money together so we can help citizens cash out on the gray market. We really love handing out money, hundreds and thousands of dollars at a time.
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# ? Nov 28, 2017 18:07 |
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I guess it's a net benefit for society that this guy is dangerously insane and paranoid about a space video game and not a waitress or his co-workers or something. I just hope the space video game is always there for him.
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# ? Nov 28, 2017 18:08 |
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I bet that fandred guy thinks mr robot is a documentary
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# ? Nov 28, 2017 18:14 |
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Zzr posted:With these millions I'll repeat the same tactics in the love pledge grey market, but at a higher scale.
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# ? Nov 28, 2017 18:14 |
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loving preposterous. Absolutely loving preposterous. Gold plating the internal atmospheric simulation but no gameplay features in sight. see you in the 'universe, citizens!
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# ? Nov 28, 2017 18:14 |
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the other two items will be implemented in a future patch. thank you for supporting our dev teams! we couldn't take expensive rear end vacations to the coast of italy without you
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# ? Nov 28, 2017 18:15 |
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XK posted:It's a good thing we've all pulled our money together so we can help citizens cash out on the gray market. It's a good thing CIG has helped us to reinforce the narrative that the game is poo poo and everyone should sell their stuff on the grey market by making a poo poo game and also by allowing ship trading on a grey market. It's a good thing CIG depressed the price of grey market trades by randomly denying refunds and instituting a one-trade limit, causing people to start panic selling their accounts at below-cost. It's a good thing that the guy who ran r/DS wasn't recently caught with alt accounts pumping up his own trade history and trying to maintain positive opinions of the game even as he profited off of suckers by buying their accounts and reselling them on the grey market! It's a good thing that rumors haven't been swirling for years of CIG gifting streamers and employees ships with the understanding that they will use the grey market to trade them for cash value!!! Boy, I'm glad that it turned out that it was goons behind it all.
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# ? Nov 28, 2017 18:15 |
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Hav posted:So, what are you going to do with your unearned millions? I'll buy a little mocap of my very own
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