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Lobok posted:When Connors turns into the Lizard, MJ will be able to run to safety by: c) conking him over the head with a brick.
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# ? Nov 28, 2017 05:26 |
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# ? May 12, 2024 16:30 |
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David D. Davidson posted:c) conking him over the head with a brick. Jesus dude, you trying to kill everybody!?!
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# ? Nov 28, 2017 09:23 |
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The Unnamed One posted:In keeping with the current arc, Connors probably built that entire house by himself.
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# ? Nov 28, 2017 09:27 |
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Jerusalem posted:Jesus dude, you trying to kill everybody!?! Why can't I rate and favorite posts?
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# ? Nov 28, 2017 12:00 |
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Lobok posted:When Connors turns into the Lizard, MJ will be able to run to safety by: she'll fall into the same plot hole than ana did in the last arc when she randomly appeared in places she wasn't supposed to be
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# ? Nov 28, 2017 12:44 |
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I miss the exposed legs and giant G on his chest Galactus.
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# ? Nov 28, 2017 15:49 |
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Didn't MJ have like... poo poo to do? Like wasn't she in Florida for appointments and such that you probably can't just hare off to the swamp in the middle of?
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# ? Nov 28, 2017 23:00 |
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# ? Nov 29, 2017 01:02 |
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yea because jjj is the lizard this time
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# ? Nov 29, 2017 01:06 |
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wait, it really only happened once in nsm? there goes the basis for like 90% of my bad jokes for this arc.
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# ? Nov 29, 2017 01:26 |
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Yeah, NSM, if I had to pick a literary reference--like, specifically, a well-known 19th century gothic novella--to describe the situation of a doctor with a monstrous alter ego, I'd definitely go with Frankenstein.
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# ? Nov 29, 2017 01:30 |
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Connors knows Peter is being patronizing as hell about his lab equipment and is not amused. Or maybe that's the
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# ? Nov 29, 2017 01:30 |
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I guessing that's going to happen again.
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# ? Nov 29, 2017 01:32 |
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There's going to be a terrible accident (based on Conner's past lab safety record) and MJ TURNS INTO THE LIZARD. and everyone dies, because she's actually competent.
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# ? Nov 29, 2017 01:32 |
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unfortunately, it's gotta be curt rather than mj. this is all deliberately set out in the middle of nowhere, so spiderman can't just pop in with no explanation and i don't think even nsm is dumb enough to reveal his secret identity to the only dude who is more of a mess than he is. it'd be way better with lizard mj, though.
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# ? Nov 29, 2017 01:38 |
Wasn't JJJ supposed to be somewhere closeish by? He is going to show up at some point, probably when the doc/mj/someone goes full-Lizard.
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# ? Nov 29, 2017 01:42 |
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:unfortunately, it's gotta be curt rather than mj. this is all deliberately set out in the middle of nowhere, so spiderman can't just pop in with no explanation and i don't think even nsm is dumb enough to reveal his secret identity to the only dude who is more of a mess than he is. Mole Man totally figured out Peter's secret identity last arc.
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# ? Nov 29, 2017 01:42 |
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ImpAtom posted:Mole Man totally figured out Peter's secret identity last arc. he was too classy to admit it, though. i do not have similar expectations for curt connors.
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# ? Nov 29, 2017 01:45 |
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Well I, for one, can't wait to find out who the *real* villain of this arc is!
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# ? Nov 29, 2017 01:48 |
I 100% expect connors to be the sidekick this arc, and a scene where spidey agonizes over turning him into a lizard and they finally agree its the only way, then the threat gets eaten by an alligator that spidey fought for no reason six months earlier.
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# ? Nov 29, 2017 01:55 |
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I'm placing a dark horse bet that this leads to Spider-Man becoming a Spider-Beast-Guy and Connors going into Lizard mode to stop him.
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# ? Nov 29, 2017 01:58 |
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I think it will turn out that hicks have been squatting in Dr Conners lab, and have accidentally turned themselves into lizardmen messing with his poo poo, and they will kick spidey’s rear end, and the only way Dr Conmers can get close enough to inject then with the cure is to uncure himself! Lizard vs Lizard fight!
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# ? Nov 29, 2017 02:07 |
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One time. ONE GOD DAMNED TIME I turn into a giant lizard and try to murder everyone and people won't let me forget about it. Well that's not gonna happen this time. This time, I'm oh crap I'm already a lizard.
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# ? Nov 29, 2017 02:26 |
I glanced at the strip too quick and thought Connors already turned into the lizard this strip.
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# ? Nov 29, 2017 02:27 |
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:wait, it really only happened once in nsm?
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# ? Nov 29, 2017 03:45 |
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NEXT: IT HAPPENS AGAIN!
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# ? Nov 29, 2017 03:55 |
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The good doctor looks like he's being very sarcastic. I bet he reads NSM.
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# ? Nov 29, 2017 04:04 |
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Last time I tried to regrow my arm I turned into a lizard, but this time is different.... this time I'm trying to regrow my arm with the same formula!
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# ? Nov 29, 2017 05:29 |
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What if Peter becomes The Lizard
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# ? Nov 29, 2017 06:23 |
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rare Magic card l00k posted:What if Peter becomes The Lizard This actually happened in Spider-Gwen comics. Gwen Stacy became Spider-Woman, and became an idol to Peter in the process. Peter experiments with lizard DNA to get superpowers, he ends up transforming into a crazy lizard man, crashes the prom, and Gwen is forced to kill him, becoming her equivalent of Uncle Ben. So yeah, not too far off in the brains department from NSM.
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# ? Nov 29, 2017 07:16 |
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Samuringa posted:NEXT: IT HAPPENS AGAIN! Trust me, it won't happen again. *lays down under lizard ray*
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# ? Nov 29, 2017 08:15 |
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"It's basically a cure, for not being a giant murderous lizard!"
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# ? Nov 29, 2017 13:24 |
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Samuringa posted:NEXT: IT HAPPENS AGAIN! I keep imagining this as an Always Sunny titlecard.
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# ? Nov 29, 2017 13:57 |
David D. Davidson posted:I guessing that's going to happen again. Honestly they're foreshadowing it so much that I want something totally unrelated to threaten them.
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# ? Nov 29, 2017 14:10 |
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Turns out the way Conners wants to get his arm back is mechanical replacements. This arc will be called "Iron Curt".
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# ? Nov 29, 2017 15:08 |
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Guys guys, this time it won't happen because he's using dino DNA, so instead of turning into the Lizard he turns into... a creature completely indistinguishable from the Lizard.
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# ? Nov 29, 2017 16:30 |
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Next: STEGRON
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# ? Nov 29, 2017 16:32 |
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Choco1980 posted:I keep imagining this as an Always Sunny titlecard. The C.O.N.N.O.R. System: Convince well-meaning people that you need their help Organize a private getaway Navigate to your private cabin Nurture your partners delusions of scientific competence Obtain a fresh batch of lizard serum Regenerate your arm and become a giant lizard
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# ? Nov 29, 2017 16:44 |
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Turns out the swamp is actuallty an embassy for the savage land and sauron turns connors into a dinosaur which is totally not a lizard. Because he doesn't want to regrow limbs. He wants to turn people into dinosaurs.
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# ? Nov 29, 2017 16:49 |
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