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Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user

iospace posted:

Alright, Astoundingly Ugly Baby, this one is for you.

Stroll outscored McLaren by a grand total of 10 points. If you make a 50 dollar donation to a motorsport charity (open wheel preferred), I'll reduce your sentence to a month. Otherwise you can eat a 10 month probe.

You have two weeks.



I can post a picture of the charge on my checking account if that's not enough proof. I used Google's currency converter to see how much $50 was in GBP (evidently 37.41??) but the charge on my checking account is showing $49.93. The deal was a $50 donation so if $49.93 isn't close enough, punish me accordingly.

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GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe
7 cents equals roughly a 7 month probation I think

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Astoundingly Ugly Baby posted:



I can post a picture of the charge on my checking account if that's not enough proof. I used Google's currency converter to see how much $50 was in GBP (evidently 37.41??) but the charge on my checking account is showing $49.93. The deal was a $50 donation so if $49.93 isn't close enough, punish me accordingly.

Alright, that will do. Any special requests for the probation reason?

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021

GOOD TIMES ON METH posted:

7 cents equals roughly a 7 month probation I think

Harsh man. So if he had come up 10 cents short he'd be stuck with the full thing?

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user

iospace posted:

Alright, that will do. Any special requests for the probation reason?

I initially requested an image of Lance Stroll's head photoshopped on Lou Ferrigno's Hulk body, but if that's too much to ask, this will do: https://youtu.be/8JDUKXi7ZbU

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Astoundingly Ugly Baby posted:

I initially requested an image of Lance Stroll's head photoshopped on Lou Ferrigno's Hulk body, but if that's too much to ask, this will do: https://youtu.be/8JDUKXi7ZbU

How about this!

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari
Man, I miss the black McLarens. This half-assed orange/black livery of this season is so bad I'm glad it's over.

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

Wirth1000 posted:

Man, I miss the black McLarens. This half-assed orange/black livery of this season is so bad I'm glad it's over.

in Wicka voice uhh this years McLaren is good cause Zak Brown is American.

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user

Powershift posted:

How about this!



Actually, yeah. This.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


It is in the queue. Enjoy your last few hours before it gets processed :)

Rhopunzel
Jan 6, 2006

Stroll together, win together

Wirth1000 posted:

Man, I miss the black McLarens. This half-assed orange/black livery of this season is so bad I'm glad it's over.

i remember the hype that swirled around it for months, and then it turned out to just be a tweaked marussia livery that wasn't even papaya orange

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC

1500quidporsche posted:

in Wicka voice uhh this years McLaren is good cause Zak Brown is American.

Lmbo

track day bro!
Feb 17, 2005

#essereFerrari
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/es_Motorsport/status/935809848977043456


Phwooooar, looks like we'll have another good Honest Italian team in F1 again lads, F1 is saved. Apart from the F1 logo which is bad and means F1 is dead.

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!
What is this thing I’m feeling? Am I hype for livery reveals?

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC

Wirth1000 posted:

What's it like being paid off by Lawrence Stroll to post endless positivity about his son on SomethingAwful?

I wouldn't know, I am merely a messenger sent to spread the good news, friend.

Anne Frank Funk
Nov 4, 2008



Kubica giving a hand to the team. :stonk:

The Unfetered One
May 31, 2011

by Lowtax
gently caress this thread title.

Im in a cafe waiting for my breakfast and i hit my bookmarks as the waitress comes and stands over me to be greeted with MY POOOPY DIAPERS at the top of my screen.

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

Pierogi posted:



Kubica giving a hand to the team. :stonk:

What a badass.

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Sauber has a title sponsor.

track day bro!
Feb 17, 2005

#essereFerrari
Grimey Drawer

The Unfetered One posted:

gently caress this thread title.

Im in a cafe waiting for my breakfast and i hit my bookmarks as the waitress comes and stands over me to be greeted with MY POOOPY DIAPERS at the top of my screen.

Good, haha.

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Alfa Sauber is confirmed. See ya later Ericcson.

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Santander confirmed they’re leaving F1 to instead sponsor the Champions League, so presumably that means they’re out at McLaren as well.

tuo
Jun 17, 2016

e: arg, sorry, fell for fake news

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

track day bro! posted:

https://twitter.com/es_Motorsport/status/935809848977043456


Phwooooar, looks like we'll have another good Honest Italian team in F1 again lads, F1 is saved. Apart from the F1 logo which is bad and means F1 is dead.

I hope Ferrari beats Alfa like always. Enzo should be proud.

Brainwrong
Mar 20, 2004

RIP Bobby K
Poland's Rose. Like a cabbage in the wind.

Pierogi posted:



Kubica giving a hand to the team. :stonk:

I like how this is posted as "Jesus! Look at his arm" whereas reddit posts it as "Robert Kubica stayed yesterday with Williams crew few hours after test to help them - what a passion!"

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Big Bobby Robert K Kubica needs a Robert DeNiro in Men of Honor mentor. I sugest one Bernard Charles "Bernie" Ecclestone

Dubs
Mar 6, 2007

Stroll Own Zone.
Disregard Stroll outside zone.
are there any polish birds

beause kuba claw matches his beak

keevo
Jun 16, 2011

:burger:WAKE UP:burger:
Thank god, no more trophies that are shaped like a piece of poo poo.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

track day bro! posted:

https://twitter.com/es_Motorsport/status/935809848977043456


Phwooooar, looks like we'll have another good Honest Italian team in F1 again lads, F1 is saved. Apart from the F1 logo which is bad and means F1 is dead.

Nice, now to get some decent drivers in there.

track day bro!
Feb 17, 2005

#essereFerrari
Grimey Drawer

Gigi Galli posted:

Nice, now to get some decent drivers in there.

Get Giovanazzi and Valentino Rossi to somehow take the second seat ftw

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe
Ericsson was a complete waste of a seat so hopefully this means he is finally done

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC

GOOD TIMES ON METH posted:

Ericsson was a complete waste of a seat so hopefully this means he is finally done

Who?

track day bro!
Feb 17, 2005

#essereFerrari
Grimey Drawer
I somehow forgot about the only non fraud British driver Jolyon Palmer. Maybe he could drive for Sauber, phwooooar.

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!
Big Sha Leclerc and Fat Tony G for joint 2018 MWDC

NtotheTC
Dec 31, 2007


Who was this year's MWDC by the way?

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE
Alonso

gret
Dec 12, 2005

goggle-eyed freak


Can't wait to buy some Giovinazzi/Alfa Romeo march.

track day bro!
Feb 17, 2005

#essereFerrari
Grimey Drawer
Official FIA ABU DABI Race Ratings

The race was garbage solely due to the new F1 logo which means F1 is dead 0/10

Official Formula 1 Season 2018 Season ratings

1 Lewis Hamilton GBR Mercedes 363 - Wow another FWDC (Fraudulent World Driver Champion) from Britain, the home of bad teeth and fat ugly people. #megacheat 0/10
2 Sebastian Vettel GER Ferrari 317 - WOW WHAT A TOP SEASON FROM THE TOP GUY FOR THE BEST TEAM WHICH IS SCUDERIA FERRARI PRIDE OF ITALY, CHEATED AGAIN OUT OF A WDC BY CHEATING BRITISH SCUM 11/10
3 Valtteri Bottas FIN Mercedes 305 - I think Mercedes should be banned for trying to enter a robot instead of a person, if they were an honest German team they wouldn't do this but because of all the bad british infuence they managed to get away with it due Formula 1 being ruined by terrible fat ugly americans who eat horse burgers. gently caress liberty for killing F1 and making the logo bad. 2/10
4 Kimi Räikkönen FIN Ferrari 205 - Another fantastic season from Kimi 'The Iceman i've poo poo myself I know what I'm doing' Räikkönen, cheated out of 2nd place in the WDC because of cheating british frauds. 10/10
5 Daniel Ricciardo AUS Red Bull Racing TAG Heuer 200 - Terrible, garbage, trash, basura, spazzatura . All fine adjectives to describe this terrible driver, who is slowly turning into almost a big a bitch as massive bitch Mark Webber 1/10
6 Max Verstappen NED Red Bull Racing TAG Heuer 168 - WOW WHAT A BOY AMAZING SEASON FROM THE DUTCH MASTER MAX 'THE MAX MAN' VERSTAPPEN, CANT WAIT TO SEE HIM DRIVING FOR THE SCUD ONE DAY 10/10
7 Sergio Perez MEX Force India Mercedes 100 Hola, estoy tratando a escribir algo en español sobre Sergio Pérez. Pero la gramática en español es muy difícil porque estoy retrasado 8/10
8 Esteban Ocon FRA Force India Mercedes 87 I think he's pretty good, but I don't know if he's SCUD GOOD 7/10
9 Carlos Sainz ESP Renault 54 Looks like Carlos Sainz Jr is better than bad german fraud Nico Hulkenberg 9/10
10 Nico Hulkenberg GER Renault 43 This guy sucks rear end and is taking up a seat of the only honest brit Jolyon Palmer 4/10
11 Felipe Massa BRA Williams Mercedes 43 Wow what a final drive for the Brazilian Sensation, the new Nelson Piquet SR, the first ever moral WDC who was cruelly cheated out of a WDC by fat ugly cheating brits. Felipe Massa wow, what a guy we will all miss him 10/10
12 Lance Stroll CAN Williams Mercedes 40 AMAZING SEASON FROM THE CANADIAN SENSATION, ALMOST BEATING SCUD LEGEND MASSA IN HIS ROOKIE SEASON, PHWOOOAR THAT WET QUALI AT MONZA AND THAT FANTASTIC DRIVE AT THAT LITERAL DICTATORSHIP COUNTRY THAT THREW MONEY AT BIG BERNIE WOW JUST WOW WOW WOW!/10
13 Romain Grosjean FRA Haas Ferrari 28 gently caress OFF 2/10
14 Kevin Magnussen DEN Haas Ferrari 19 At the start of the season I was calling him keven fagnussen and then he told noted bad driver hulkenberg to suck his balls. Now I think he's really cool and I want to be his friend. 8/10
15 Fernando Alonso ESP McLaren Honda 17 Failnando Badlolzo, is going to manage to loose the Indy 500, Lemans 24 and the F1 WDC in the space of one year what a guy. Shouldn'tve left the scud! 4/10
16 Stoffel Vandoorne BEL McLaren Honda 13 This guy is better than Alonso 9/10
17 Jolyon Palmer GBR Renault 8 UNFAIRLY CHEATED OUT OF A DRIVE, MILES BETTER THAN FRAUDENBERG. SAD 10/10
18 Pascal Wehrlein GER Sauber Ferrari 5 Please pm me if you can tell me something about this guy, I think he gave Vettel a lift back to the pits once ?/10
19 Daniil Kvyat RUS Toro Rosso 5 god I dont care
20 Marcus Ericsson SWE Sauber Ferrari 0 GOD I DONT CARE
21 Pierre Gasly FRA Toro Rosso 0 Good rivals punnable name 8/10
22 Antonio Giovinazzi ITA Sauber Ferrari 0 Did this guy race? He's Italian so he must be amazing 10/10
23 Brendon Hartley Another good rivals pun name guy, has a long face. Possibly related to Barnacle Jim? Does he gently caress his bike? does he like to have burly men work his rear end over with dildoes? From newzealand so possibly? 7/10

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe
On the money as always. Thank you.

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tuo
Jun 17, 2016

track day bro! posted:

Official FIA ABU DABI Race Ratings

The race was garbage solely due to the new F1 logo which means F1 is dead 0/10

Official Formula 1 Season 2018 Season ratings

1 Lewis Hamilton GBR Mercedes 363 - Wow another FWDC (Fraudulent World Driver Champion) from Britain, the home of bad teeth and fat ugly people. #megacheat 0/10
2 Sebastian Vettel GER Ferrari 317 - WOW WHAT A TOP SEASON FROM THE TOP GUY FOR THE BEST TEAM WHICH IS SCUDERIA FERRARI PRIDE OF ITALY, CHEATED AGAIN OUT OF A WDC BY CHEATING BRITISH SCUM 11/10
3 Valtteri Bottas FIN Mercedes 305 - I think Mercedes should be banned for trying to enter a robot instead of a person, if they were an honest German team they wouldn't do this but because of all the bad british infuence they managed to get away with it due Formula 1 being ruined by terrible fat ugly americans who eat horse burgers. gently caress liberty for killing F1 and making the logo bad. 2/10
4 Kimi Räikkönen FIN Ferrari 205 - Another fantastic season from Kimi 'The Iceman i've poo poo myself I know what I'm doing' Räikkönen, cheated out of 2nd place in the WDC because of cheating british frauds. 10/10
5 Daniel Ricciardo AUS Red Bull Racing TAG Heuer 200 - Terrible, garbage, trash, basura, spazzatura . All fine adjectives to describe this terrible driver, who is slowly turning into almost a big a bitch as massive bitch Mark Webber 1/10
6 Max Verstappen NED Red Bull Racing TAG Heuer 168 - WOW WHAT A BOY AMAZING SEASON FROM THE DUTCH MASTER MAX 'THE MAX MAN' VERSTAPPEN, CANT WAIT TO SEE HIM DRIVING FOR THE SCUD ONE DAY 10/10
7 Sergio Perez MEX Force India Mercedes 100 Hola, estoy tratando a escribir algo en español sobre Sergio Pérez. Pero la gramática en español es muy difícil porque estoy retrasado 8/10
8 Esteban Ocon FRA Force India Mercedes 87 I think he's pretty good, but I don't know if he's SCUD GOOD 7/10
9 Carlos Sainz ESP Renault 54 Looks like Carlos Sainz Jr is better than bad german fraud Nico Hulkenberg 9/10
10 Nico Hulkenberg GER Renault 43 This guy sucks rear end and is taking up a seat of the only honest brit Jolyon Palmer 4/10
11 Felipe Massa BRA Williams Mercedes 43 Wow what a final drive for the Brazilian Sensation, the new Nelson Piquet SR, the first ever moral WDC who was cruelly cheated out of a WDC by fat ugly cheating brits. Felipe Massa wow, what a guy we will all miss him 10/10
12 Lance Stroll CAN Williams Mercedes 40 AMAZING SEASON FROM THE CANADIAN SENSATION, ALMOST BEATING SCUD LEGEND MASSA IN HIS ROOKIE SEASON, PHWOOOAR THAT WET QUALI AT MONZA AND THAT FANTASTIC DRIVE AT THAT LITERAL DICTATORSHIP COUNTRY THAT THREW MONEY AT BIG BERNIE WOW JUST WOW WOW WOW!/10
13 Romain Grosjean FRA Haas Ferrari 28 gently caress OFF 2/10
14 Kevin Magnussen DEN Haas Ferrari 19 At the start of the season I was calling him keven fagnussen and then he told noted bad driver hulkenberg to suck his balls. Now I think he's really cool and I want to be his friend. 8/10
15 Fernando Alonso ESP McLaren Honda 17 Failnando Badlolzo, is going to manage to loose the Indy 500, Lemans 24 and the F1 WDC in the space of one year what a guy. Shouldn'tve left the scud! 4/10
16 Stoffel Vandoorne BEL McLaren Honda 13 This guy is better than Alonso 9/10
17 Jolyon Palmer GBR Renault 8 UNFAIRLY CHEATED OUT OF A DRIVE, MILES BETTER THAN FRAUDENBERG. SAD 10/10
18 Pascal Wehrlein GER Sauber Ferrari 5 Please pm me if you can tell me something about this guy, I think he gave Vettel a lift back to the pits once ?/10
19 Daniil Kvyat RUS Toro Rosso 5 god I dont care
20 Marcus Ericsson SWE Sauber Ferrari 0 GOD I DONT CARE
21 Pierre Gasly FRA Toro Rosso 0 Good rivals punnable name 8/10
22 Antonio Giovinazzi ITA Sauber Ferrari 0 Did this guy race? He's Italian so he must be amazing 10/10
23 Brendon Hartley Another good rivals pun name guy, has a long face. Possibly related to Barnacle Jim? Does he gently caress his bike? does he like to have burly men work his rear end over with dildoes? From newzealand so possibly? 7/10

Here is your non-personal PM: Wehrlein is a whiny little bitch that won DTM by driving rather good for couple of races, then demanding other drivers backing up to give him DRS constantly so he could become champion. AUDI sent an Audi to kill him, but failed (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zsd4vjJND24&t=20s, and then fired the guy who drove that Audi). So he won, ended up in F1, and yeah....there's that.

He might not be as bad as Palmer, but I still think that a good year of Formula 3 plus a DTM championship (where basically seven drivers did everything so that he won) might be misleading.

That's my meltdown of the day

tuo fucked around with this message at 15:35 on Nov 29, 2017

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