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Toops
Nov 5, 2015

-find mood stabilizers
-also,

Scruffpuff posted:

I have to wonder sometimes what value people place on their time. I've read about people playing a game like Warframe bragging about how they earned this or that frame or weapon or something, and how they grinded 6 hours a day for a month to get it, and crow about how "and I didn't spend any money!"

Someone can buy all the same poo poo for $20, and now, instantly, they've got what the other dude spent 180 hours unlocking. I think the guy who drops $20 is making the smarter choice. If his earning potential is just $15 an hour, and he chooses to work during the time he's not grinding, he saved $2685 by just buying the loving thing. The first guy is basically saying that his time is worth just over 10 cents an hour.

Warframe is a bad example here because it's not a pay to win game, because nothing you buy really gives you any advantages, it's all either cosmetics or just different feature sets to change up the experience. But the concept remains. Pay to win is such a bitch because of that. A few bucks here or there can place you much closer to the finish line and allow you to skip large swaths of the game.

Disposable income is incredibly varied. Some people fight for every penny, others can drop tens of thousands on a hobby. Time, on the other hand, is an immutable constant that nobody can affect. Even the nolifer has to spend the time. They can spend more at once, and more often than the average player, but the time gets spent regardless. Whereas in a true P2W environment, the guy dropping the cash literally time-travels past everybody into the endgame. There is an income level where that becomes not only attractive, but actually the better choice. Particularly if the grind is long, boring, and unfun.

There are games where the act of leveling up and gaining is more fun than skipping it could ever be - I consider WoW and most single-player games to be among them. There are games that are literally painful to play until endgame, and even though nothing about Star Citizen is planned on any level, I suspect it falls into the latter category. The more difficult and punishing the grind, the longer it takes, the more pissed backers will be that somebody paid to skip it.

Of course in Star Citizen nearly everyone who bought in skipped the grind. So it becomes a battle not about pay-to-win, but who paid-to-win the most.

If only anyone knew anything about what the game was, this diatribe would have made more sense.

If I had devoted the time I spent playing video games to almost anything else, I would be a much more successful person. But when you short-circuit a video game with in-game purchases, even cosmetic, you ruin the soul of your game. There's no moral here, other than video games are for morons.

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Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard


NoMas
Oct 2, 2013

Man Moth!?
My dream of owning spaceland is finally coming true, thanks Chris :)

Nyan Bread
Mar 17, 2006


that's a good reddit roomba, do you need your reddit filter changed?

Abuminable
Mar 30, 2017

Now, aside from the Abuminable, business goes on as usual.

AbstractNapper posted:

Yeah, seeing as the one constant thing about SC is its sleazy marketing, that video has a target audience and its not technology or game enthusiasts.

They may be professionals but that video fails to convince me that the woman had to be completely naked, and nothing came out of SC so far that even warranted anything that was supposed to be taking place in that video all those years ago.

This, too. The abuse of this model, her work, and her modesty is just another example of CIG using and abusing backers, employees, and contractors.

Eldragon
Feb 22, 2003

The Titanic posted:

It could be, but that video is 4 years old. There is no female model today and there wasn’t one then either.

There is a difference between doing these things and using that data for something, and doing these things and then never using that data for anything but a creepy video about how you recorded naked women to your vastly male dominated audience at the height of hot tub ships and other such things.

Also this all took place around the time CR was talking about the characters getting naked, including the women, and it was just creepy. Meanwhile your community is clearly objectifying the female player base, and CIGs reaction is to save the money instead of the moral high ground.

You may be right and I may be wrong. I’ve never done motion capture before so who knows! Maybe it’s all a big happy naked orgy of video game production.

Take one figure drawing class and you’re so desensitized you don’t even notice. Having said that, drat it CUG just use some drat pasties you clowns. It’s not like you’re going to need perfect modeling in that area.

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard
"Considered you've just jumped over three completely separate topics, it's pretty clear you just want to argue "SC bad!"."

Mne nravitsya
Jul 14, 2017

MilesK posted:

Can I own land on that big gas planet?

Are you saying you want to buy a parcel on Lesnick?

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard




Nyan Bread
Mar 17, 2006

Mne nravitsya posted:

Are you saying you want to buy a parcel on Lesnick?

Not a gas giant, but a medium-sized planetoid. And it's currently unknown if you can buy a single asteroid/entire belt

alf_pogs
Feb 15, 2012


NightmareCokeMachine has to be chris' nickname at cig

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard
https://twitter.com/TheAstroPub/status/935635196938018816
https://twitter.com/listening2day/status/935662841301889024
https://twitter.com/AdamTwelv/status/935670527280189440

Zzr
Oct 6, 2016

Thanks CIG for overdelivering in this year's end.

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard


Spiderdrake
May 12, 2001



I really like how "the goons" are a salty, angry underworld in their mind. And Derek is our cruel puppetmaster overlord.

Thread is like a thousand posts today of people laughing and high-fiving, then taking time to rib Derek over his reversal.

BluesShaman
Apr 25, 2016

She wore Blue Velvet.

Anyone screencap these criminal refund ads?

That's what they're angry about right?

tuo
Jun 17, 2016

AbstractNapper posted:

Yeah, seeing as the one constant thing about SC is its sleazy marketing, that video has a target audience and its not technology or game enthusiasts.

They may be professionals but that video fails to convince me that the woman had to be completely naked, and nothing came out of SC so far that even warranted anything that was supposed to be taking place in that video all those years ago.

They actually messed up a 10FTC session, and slipped the "but I don't have to be naked, do I?"-mail from the model to Chris, to which he replied "well, yes, absolutely! We definitely plan to have you naked for the shooting". He just can't say no.

boviscopophobic
Feb 5, 2016


Check out PC Gamer committing horrible crimes against Valve:

New Steam refund policy can be used "for any reason"

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Loxbourne posted:

Hi thread!

I was planning recently to write a big effortpost about how Citizens see the world. What their version of G0RF's chart would look like - the high priests at the top, the masses of citizens, the cliques and then across the gulf to goons and refunders and the Anti-Crobbler himself. But it grew a bit big, so I'm breaking a piece off and tossing it to the thread for discussion even if my timing could have been better and the land plots have arrived, holy poo poo.

But I'd like to talk for a moment about something I said in an earlier post. That when Chris sold a big ship, he sold an unstated promise to fill it with players. Players who have to have a reason to want to be an Idris turret gunner rather than buy a ship of their own. Players, in short, who don't actually get to play Star Citizen...

THE FAITHLESS

In other words, the mainstream mass of gamers. People who presumably have only dimly heard of the project until launch day. The people who will flock to the game on the glorious Day of Release, when the clouds open and Chris Roberts descends from Heaven to grant Idrises to the faithful and cast Smart and his Goons into Hell where they shall wail and gnash their teeth as they are never permitted to fly e'en the smallest of Auroras.

A good Citizen is naturally an elitist. He would prefer to disdain the masses as fools, people who turned aside the CRoberts when he preached his message and whose tastes are nowhere near refined enough for the Best drat Space Sim Ever. However, they are caught by a tenet of Star Citizen theology - Star Citizen will be the best game ever and sell millions and millions of copies. The space stations must be bustling and full of players.

Someone must buy your mined space rocks. Someone must gape in awe at your 890 Jump, sometimes even try to attack you (and fail, and be sent to Pirate Jail to think about what they've done).

So the Faithless who buy after release get to be in Outer Heaven (a concept you sometimes see in real no-questions-asked cults). In the ‘verse, but firmly second class. They can man the turrets. Scrub the hot tubs. Be the redshirts and helm officers and people who report “Vanduul on the scope, Captain!” while the Faithful command from the bridge. There will be entire skillsets (like shield balancing or power management) that the Citizens never touch. But by heck they'll toss peons out the airlock (and out of their orgs) if they don't give their captain full shields when he calls for it in the heat of battle. It'd be like being the healer in a WoW raid if your tank was also paying your salary.

Perhaps, with much grinding and proof of their faith, the Faithless might aspire to own a ship one day (but it had better be after many months of tub-scrubbing). In which case they can be cannon fodder, escort fighters, perhaps pirates and targets for bounty hunters. The people who man all the dozens of planes lined up on the deck of the Citizen's pocket carrier. The people who foolishly charge the Citizens' guns and die so the Citizens can call themselves space aces.

It’s the Faithless who the insurance mechanics are for. A good Citizen has multiple ships and just flies off in another one. But someone with one ship they had to save for years to afford? Get scrubbing that jaccuzi. This is the dark secret of LTI; LTI on a ship means you never run the risk of being reduced down to Faithless level by a run of deaths.

It helps that a Citizen's natural contempt for the masses means he expects the Faithless to log in and immediately become pirates and griefers, because they're such dumb CODdies. They’ll run everywhere in the spaceports and ruin our immersion (so punish them. Ideally by forcing them to spend longer manning our turrets; some nice heavy fines would do it). They don’t understand the game like a Citizen does. Really, it’s what’s best for them and they’ll see that. Come the day.

A good citizen rebels when CIG suggest new players who haven't proven their faith, haven't sacrificed, haven't paid and faced the real-world consequences of paying (a citizen's going to have felt the impact on his wallet of all those ships, after all) might be able to own big ships in less than 100,000 hours. Surely Chris wouldn’t do that. We need people to stuff into crates and introduce to the inevitable consequences of piracy and it sure as hell ain’t gonna be the Citizens, they paid too much to put up with that. Their whole identity is built on being the big people in the ‘verse. On being whales.

This basically means the average Citizen sees themselves as a kind of MMO slumlord, keeping a horde of Faithless latecomers in poverty to keep their guns manned. It doesn’t occur to a Citizen for a moment that the Faithless might work this out and refuse to buy in. An unspoken tenet of the Cult of Star Citizen is the masses will kneel in awe when the glory of the full game is revealed to them. Kneel and beg for forgiveness, and in their mercy the Citizens will let them load cargo with their bare hands.

People who ask awkward questions about how, exactly, this is going to work get an incredible dose of rage. You're threatening a core tenet of the Star Citizen fantasy.

Seen Space Jam? You know that vision of the future the villain gives Michael Jordan of being chained to a basketball hoop, terrifying children in cinemas across the globe? That's where the faithless, the filthy faithless gamer on the street who didn't buy in when he had a chance, sits in Star Citizen theology.

Enjoy your hot tub.

good post

Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

Gosts posted:

I had an interesting conversation with a backer in twitch chat. We were talking about prices for games, time in development, etc.

They said: "I want CIG to have as much money as possible so they can make the best game they can make."

I didn't know how to respond to that. There's too many places to start.

I understand now, though. It's not that the backers don't understand game development (most of them don't) they just don't understand project management in general. Money does not make a project go faster. It doesn't even make it better, unless the money is well-spent. Money is just a thing you use to get stuff or people. It's the stuff or people you have and how they work together that do things.

You need to have developers who know how to make the project, and adding more developers means the ones doing work need to train them to know the entire codebase. Eventually you'll just get too many people and too much code and they won't be able to go over and optimize stuff they haven't known from the beginning. CIG cannot buy a game loop. CIG can't buy game mechanics. CIG can't buy optimization. CIG can't buy anything except for people to sit and make new assets; but it doesn't matter how many assets you have. It won't make the game work better. If the programming team hasn't gotten the frame rate above 15 in the past 5 years, then they won't- not without reducing the scope of the game. (They already did, by reducing players in an instance.)

People say you can have it fast and cheap, cheap and good, or good and fast. But you can't have all three. It's a triangle that always has one point missing. But CIG doesn't have any of those three; it's been six years, it's the most funded game ever made, and it doesn't qualify as a game by any stretch of the imagination. It's a cryengine sandbox that barely runs and has no goals or meaningful world interaction or permanence.

This is a good post.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

AHahahahaha

To business



























Sandi's showing the biggest baby she's ever eaten.

The AtV ending is amazingly bad. Chris and Sandi sing.

tuo
Jun 17, 2016

I never want any of this to end. Never. You are all the best goons in this thread!

Dark Off
Aug 14, 2015




SelenicMartian posted:

AHahahahaha

To business



























Sandi's showing the biggest baby she's ever eaten.

The AtV ending is amazingly bad. Chris and Sandi sing.

Bofast
Feb 21, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Nice Zelazny(?) reference

Zzr
Oct 6, 2016

"We don't sell lands, we sell lands" said CIG, selling lands.

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Apparently something huge happened? Can I get a quick rundown?

his nibs
Feb 27, 2016

:kayak:Welcome to the:kayak:
Dream Factory
:kayak:
Grimey Drawer

Taintrunner posted:

Apparently something huge happened? Can I get a quick rundown?

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle to wed

his nibs
Feb 27, 2016

:kayak:Welcome to the:kayak:
Dream Factory
:kayak:
Grimey Drawer

his nibs posted:

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle to wed

in May

Mr Fronts
Jan 31, 2016

Yo! The Mafia supports you. But don't tell no one. Spread the word.

Is he SERIOUS? How the gently caress is my spaceman going to get missions from Miles Eckhart if he stinks of poo poo because the toilet facilities aren't working?

I mean, we're accurately simulating atmospheric argon levels, blood oxygen levels, so look into my eyes and tell me Chris Roberts will NOT have coded excrement production as an inevitable consequence of digestion.

Mr Fronts
Jan 31, 2016

Yo! The Mafia supports you. But don't tell no one. Spread the word.

Abuminable posted:

I'm going to be in the middle of my plot of land the size of Manhattan and nature will be calling, but thanks to the insensitivity of Matt Sherman, there will be no toilet to be found.

Millions of NPCs = Every planet, every moon, every 4 square kilometres, you will find one NPC taking a squat. Because SOMEONE broke the toilet pipeline.

AbstractNapper
Jun 5, 2011

I can help

Mr Fronts posted:

Is he SERIOUS? How the gently caress is my spaceman going to get missions from Miles Eckhart if he stinks of poo poo because the toilet facilities aren't working?
And furthermore Miles Eckhart looks quite constipated and the long queue of Citizens waiting to get a mission from him is not gonna help on that matter either.

That's why he goes in fetal position sometimes.

Mu77ley
Oct 14, 2016


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETxmCCsMoD0

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer

Flush Citizen

Gosts
Jan 15, 2016


Star Shitizen, if you will. It's never been a more appropriate time to say it.

Mne nravitsya
Jul 14, 2017


What?? So CIG won't sell me a honey bucket to put on my new land, while I'm farming dust

Also, I am assuming Christ just watched this movie a couple nights ago, and it now making SC into this game

Ursine Catastrophe
Nov 9, 2009

It's a lovely morning in the void and you are a horrible lady-in-waiting.



don't ask how i know

Dinosaur Gum

The Titanic posted:

Chris Roberts!

The man is a visionary! Did you see him play his game that one time 3 years ago! It was like he was one with the computer! The way he had to ask that guy for the passwords and how to do things was because he knows too much. The man is a coding wonder. He even posted that video of him coding. *squee* He deleted a line of code I think and it wa me the line causing so many issues and he found it and highlighted it and removed it and then they compiled it and everybody was all “omg it’s fixed get Charter on the phone he needs to make a commercial about how he saved everything!” And then he was on tv and he literally invented the internet and there has not been a coder from 1992 that has ever come out of retirement from porn and used car sales like him and he is revolutionizing all the weak code today and showing EA, those loot box scammers, what it means to just make a real game and not have any of that cheap low blow dlc and micro transactions bull crap that so many people have and I think he’s made of gold and code on the inside and I can’t wait until Star Citizen is released because it is the last game I will ever buy again forever and will play it until I die twice for real because the first time Chris will come in and give me mouth to mouth and save my life like he saved pc gaming and take my wallet and credit cards but I will be alive and be all omg you can take all my money Chris because I personally love you and hope you eventually become creepy like your former co worker Richard Garriott so I can buy your blood and buy enough that I can bathe in your life because I love you Chris and I want to have your babies more times than you have released patches in the past two years because you are gold and I love you and thank you for saving pc gaming and especially toilets because I love toilets too so stop the bad man talking bad things about toilets because he’s stupid but you are not and I love your game and it runs so good like butter on my 286 with Emm386 off but it crashes and you saved it.

You saved it.

The Manic Titanic would be a really good username

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer
wait, have they trot out ben at all for this sale?

NoMas
Oct 2, 2013

Man Moth!?

Taintrunner posted:

Apparently something huge happened? Can I get a quick rundown?

Chris Roberts has some property in space Florida that he wants you to look at

Daztek
Jun 2, 2006



lol

https://robertsspaceindustries.com/spectrum/community/SC/forum/4/thread/volunteer-regression-testing-3-0-0ac



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SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

TheAgent posted:

wait, have they trot out ben at all for this sale?
I don't remember them ever selling Ben.

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