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Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

Eli Wiggum posted:

They're all mostly Indian aren't they

Probably KOreans too.

I can see doctors who are drilled from birth to study and do sports to get into med school until they finish and suddenly they are 28 .

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Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

GonadTheBallbarian posted:

What kind of loving retarded smoothbrain do you have to be to look at Bitcoin and say to yourself: "yeah, that's a smart idea to invest real dollars in"

My best friend bought .1 BTC when they were like $500 for a bitcoin and told his then girlfriend now wife he would either take her to French Laundry or buy her a hot dog with it.

They went to French Laundry for his birthday this year with it after years of fun rooting for it.

That's like, the only reasonable reason to get into it. He treated it as a long-term scratcher.

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Yeah, still not smart but at least understandable if you treat it that way.

But I think it's safe to say the ship has sailed on it having okayish odds

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

My girlfriend in her 20s told me she's done stuff with other guys before, and while it doesn't bother me like a normal person, apparently it's driven one or two guys off. I just can't imagine that being a deal breaker, especially once you get out of high school.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

bobjr posted:

My girlfriend in her 20s told me she's done stuff with other guys before, and while it doesn't bother me like a normal person, apparently it's driven one or two guys off. I just can't imagine that being a deal breaker, especially once you get out of high school.

It is very good that you're not bothered by dating a transperson. :hfive: Good for you.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
A guy on my facebook TL who I used to work with is excited for a government shutdown because he literally thinks laws no longer apply with some roundabout borderline sovcit stuff.

I mean holy poo poo.

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Spoeank posted:

A guy on my facebook TL who I used to work with is excited for a government shutdown because he literally thinks laws no longer apply with some roundabout borderline sovcit stuff.

I mean holy poo poo.

Encourage him to punch a cop.

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

Make sure he knows that if a cop takes off their badge and gun, it's like they're not a cop and you can punch them and it's not assault on a cop

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

GonadTheBallbarian posted:

What kind of loving retarded smoothbrain do you have to be to look at Bitcoin and say to yourself: "yeah, that's a smart idea to invest real dollars in"

Same reason people gamble at casinos or buy lottery tickets or smoke cigarettes. "That happens to other chumps, not me".

Kim Dotcom has apparently been planning his own crypto currency for while. I'd throw a tenner into that to see how it bounces around but this kind of poo poo is like putting money on a sporting event, don't bet anything you can't afford to lose. People hear stories about someone buying in for 50 and it being worth 100k and think "I can do that". It's not hard to understand.

Leperflesh posted:

Make sure he knows that if a cop takes off their badge and gun, it's like they're not a cop and you can punch them and it's not assault on a cop

The idiotic one we have out here is that a cop can't arrest you if they're not wearing their hat. I saw a guy test it once. Apparently they will still thump you and arrest you while an on looker laughs his rear end off.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Flikken posted:

Encourage him to punch a cop.

Start with me!

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Eli Wiggum posted:

My dad also overcooked meat because he had a crippling fear of salmonella

Really? He's just gonna lob in this softball and no one is going to say anything?

CharlestheHammer posted:

Most redpillers don't enjoy sex, seeing it more as something they have to do for power reasons.
Which explains a lot.

I imagine most of them don't enjoy sex because they're not having it

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
So if you haven't kept up with why the price of bitcoin is so high, here's a quick rundown. In addition to all the exchanges that have been "hacked" and closed, the largest current exchange has been hacked before, too. Bitfinex responded to the hack by just shaving everyone's account by a flat rate. Regulators and customers obviously not happy about this push for a better solution. Bitfinex issues some junk token to cover losses and tries to pump bitcoin price to satisfy it. Once again problematic, so the owner starts up a new company called tether and claims these not-coins are backed 1:1 with real currency. At one point they have an audit that shows there is money in some accounts, but none is actually earmarked and segregated and a large chunk was actually in a lawyer's trust account.

Since that point there have been over 700 million tethers issued. They don't have the cash to issue them and have been issuing them based on other crypto they've received.

So right now bitfinex has no way to withdraw USD. If you put money in, the best you can do is buy inflated bitcoins and sell them elsewhere. The bitfinex people keep pushing out tethers to hold the price, but the buy wall is extremely shallow and could collapse instantly if any large bagholder tried to sell.


To add onto the tether bullshit, bitfinex also allows wash trading. This is where someone buys their own sell order. This is used entirely to pump price. Likewise they allow margin trading on bitcoin and can gently caress with the price enough to margin call everyone on a whim and have done so in the past.

The house of cards is going to tumble hard when it does finally come down.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Mr. Nice! posted:

So if you haven't kept up with why the price of bitcoin is so high, here's a quick rundown. In addition to all the exchanges that have been "hacked" and closed, the largest current exchange has been hacked before, too. Bitfinex responded to the hack by just shaving everyone's account by a flat rate. Regulators and customers obviously not happy about this push for a better solution. Bitfinex issues some junk token to cover losses and tries to pump bitcoin price to satisfy it. Once again problematic, so the owner starts up a new company called tether and claims these not-coins are backed 1:1 with real currency. At one point they have an audit that shows there is money in some accounts, but none is actually earmarked and segregated and a large chunk was actually in a lawyer's trust account.

Since that point there have been over 700 million tethers issued. They don't have the cash to issue them and have been issuing them based on other crypto they've received.

So right now bitfinex has no way to withdraw USD. If you put money in, the best you can do is buy inflated bitcoins and sell them elsewhere. The bitfinex people keep pushing out tethers to hold the price, but the buy wall is extremely shallow and could collapse instantly if any large bagholder tried to sell.


To add onto the tether bullshit, bitfinex also allows wash trading. This is where someone buys their own sell order. This is used entirely to pump price. Likewise they allow margin trading on bitcoin and can gently caress with the price enough to margin call everyone on a whim and have done so in the past.

The house of cards is going to tumble hard when it does finally come down.

I only understand maybe half of this and I need to see an orthodontist because my jaw dropped too much. But yeah, the US dollar is a worthless fiat currency.

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.
I basically used BitCoin as a quick way to double money in the last 3 months, i bought like £200 in august and now thats worth about £800, if it hits £1k im cashing out the profit and leaving the initial investment in. Then will go buy a holiday or something with that.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Morning boys, the president is retweeting muslim shock videos.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/jimrutenberg/status/935838857903427584

ann curry must be giddy

WHO'S NEXT

Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."

Eli Wiggum posted:

They're all mostly Indian aren't they

Yup. They get treated like poo poo by their families because they're not married too.

There's a few others though.

Its Rinaldo posted:


I can see doctors who are drilled from birth to study and do sports to get into med school until they finish and suddenly they are 28 .

This is why so many doctors are weird. They didn't get socialized during their 20s.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







gently caress all the lovely white noise human interest journos

For the love of god take out Thomas Friedman next.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

somebody at abc is next, that's how it's going

i bet it's strahan

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Skwirl posted:

I only understand maybe half of this and I need to see an orthodontist because my jaw dropped too much. But yeah, the US dollar is a worthless fiat currency.

And I'm not even touching on every aspect of how bitfinex is hosed.

CyberPingu posted:

I basically used BitCoin as a quick way to double money in the last 3 months, i bought like £200 in august and now thats worth about £800, if it hits £1k im cashing out the profit and leaving the initial investment in. Then will go buy a holiday or something with that.

If you can cash out, i'd cash out. This is a massive bubble and it will pop. The good news is you're only out £200 if it crashes before you do.

Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."

FizFashizzle posted:

Morning boys, the president is retweeting muslim shock videos.

Honest question, if you're a non white person in America how the gently caress do you ever support a republican at all much less ever again? White people have the excuse of being closet racists.

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Mr. Nice! posted:

And I'm not even touching on every aspect of how bitfinex is hosed.


If you can cash out, i'd cash out. This is a massive bubble and it will pop. The good news is you're only out £200 if it crashes before you do.

Tbh, they said it was a massive bubble ever since $5k and it will "Pop any day now" and its basically done the exact opposite,, if i see a drop in the next couple of days ill cash out. Its not like i have my life savings in there or anything. Im not in this for the "BitCoin millionaire" as i missed that boat.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.


lol this is the least surprising one so far

My wife hates him because of how creepy he is with female guests.

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*

Relentlessboredomm posted:

Honest question, if you're a non white person in America how the gently caress do you ever support a republican at all much less ever again? White people have the excuse of being closet racists.

After Trump I don't think closet racism flies as an excuse anymore.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Man I can't wait until the DC sexual harassment slush fund gets investigated.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

CyberPingu posted:

Tbh, they said it was a massive bubble ever since $5k and it will "Pop any day now" and its basically done the exact opposite,, if i see a drop in the next couple of days ill cash out. Its not like i have my life savings in there or anything. Im not in this for the "BitCoin millionaire" as i missed that boat.

Those bitcoin millionaires cannot cash out. If any of them tried the price would crater besides the fact that there's no way to actually get large amounts of cash out of any exchange.

It is absolutely the biggest bubble out there right now and you're handling it right.

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

You can only withdraw $10k a day or something? If they even let you and don't lock your account

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

FizFashizzle posted:

Man I can't wait until the DC sexual harassment slush fund gets investigated.

It's sadly hilarious that that's all under wraps and no one can talk about it currently, and it's been going on however long.

Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."

The Puppy Bowl posted:

After Trump I don't think closet racism flies as an excuse anymore.

Haha, fair point.

FizFashizzle posted:

Man I can't wait until the DC sexual harassment slush fund gets investigated.

What's this?

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Relentlessboredomm posted:

Haha, fair point.


What's this?

When someone makes a complaint on capital hill, it goes into a black box and the persons settlement is covered by taxpayer funds. In exchange they become a lotus eater. That’s how they got John conyers; someone found his and leaked it.

All we know are the dollar amounts. 2007 was apparently a big year for them.

Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."

FizFashizzle posted:

When someone makes a complaint on capital hill, it goes into a black box and the persons settlement is covered by taxpayer funds. In exchange they become a lotus eater. That’s how they got John conyers; someone found his and leaked it.

All we know are the dollar amounts. 2007 was apparently a big year for them.


Someone needs to leak the entire list. Burn this poo poo down.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Relentlessboredomm posted:

Someone needs to leak the entire list. Burn this poo poo down.

Why do you think republicans have been so quiet about conyers or Franken?

I guarantee that poo poo is 10:1 gop

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/935844881825763328

we elected the comments section to be president

Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."
In non political news, I sold my car over the weekend to do the car free thing. Yesterday they told me my client was freaking out about nonsense so I need to be at their middle of nowhere Virginia site for the next few weeks.

gently caress me.


I need a new project and a client that's not a moron

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

You can only withdraw $10k a day or something? If they even let you and don't lock your account

That's only on one exchange, and basically if you touch the poop your bank will want to see a detailed papertrail.

Forums user fauxton (i think that's his name) does forensic accounting and such at a bank and he has stories for days about stupid bitcoiners.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

lol I missed Trump retweeting all the anti Islam stuff

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Relentlessboredomm posted:

In non political news, I sold my car over the weekend to do the car free thing. Yesterday they told me my client was freaking out about nonsense so I need to be at their middle of nowhere Virginia site for the next few weeks.

gently caress me.


I need a new project and a client that's not a moron

Clients loving suck and are always either :downs: or an anxiety attack personified.

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe

Mr. Nice! posted:

So if you haven't kept up with why the price of bitcoin is so high, here's a quick rundown. In addition to all the exchanges that have been "hacked" and closed, the largest current exchange has been hacked before, too. Bitfinex responded to the hack by just shaving everyone's account by a flat rate. Regulators and customers obviously not happy about this push for a better solution. Bitfinex issues some junk token to cover losses and tries to pump bitcoin price to satisfy it. Once again problematic, so the owner starts up a new company called tether and claims these not-coins are backed 1:1 with real currency. At one point they have an audit that shows there is money in some accounts, but none is actually earmarked and segregated and a large chunk was actually in a lawyer's trust account.

Since that point there have been over 700 million tethers issued. They don't have the cash to issue them and have been issuing them based on other crypto they've received.

So right now bitfinex has no way to withdraw USD. If you put money in, the best you can do is buy inflated bitcoins and sell them elsewhere. The bitfinex people keep pushing out tethers to hold the price, but the buy wall is extremely shallow and could collapse instantly if any large bagholder tried to sell.


To add onto the tether bullshit, bitfinex also allows wash trading. This is where someone buys their own sell order. This is used entirely to pump price. Likewise they allow margin trading on bitcoin and can gently caress with the price enough to margin call everyone on a whim and have done so in the past.

The house of cards is going to tumble hard when it does finally come down.

Tethers are my favorite goxbux, because they literally say on their site that they are not redeemable for anything, but nobody wants to be the bagholder at the end so everyone just enters a shared hallucination where oh yeah, I can get 1:1 USD for tethers!

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe

Ehud posted:

lol I missed Trump retweeting all the anti Islam stuff

sometimes I wish @RealPressSecBot passed through RTs, I forget he RTs all the drat time.

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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
Did you see where the owner accidentally let the cat out of the bag? Outside of their laughable "audit" he flat said they're issuing new tethers based on crypto holdings not just USD.

So all of the tethers are just being issued now backed by the higher price of crypto because of the glut of tethers issued to pump the price. It's an ouroboros ponzi.

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