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RatHat: Dec 31, 2007; A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

Bertrand Hustle posted:

The Mail is a racist, classist rag not fit to wipe the asses of decent people. Think Fox News, but as a lovely tabloid that doesn't even bother to disguise its blatant panic-mongering as journalism. Overwrought hand-wringing about poors, Muslims, gays, and whatever else gives sheltered middle-class white Britons heart palpitations is the Daily Mail's MO. gently caress 'em.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eBT6OSr1TI

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Bert Roberge: Nov 28, 2003

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bunnyofdoom: Mar 29, 2008; I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad!

Still less disturbing and more realistic than mustache less superman

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djssniper: Jan 10, 2003

Bert Roberge posted:

That's the Bill Murray Superman

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syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

Bert Roberge posted:

I saw Cap at the store the other day.

Pez is idiots.

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LargeHadron: May 19, 2009; They say, "you mean it's just sounds?" thinking that for something to just be a sound is to be useless, whereas I love sounds just as they are, and I have no need for them to be anything more than what they are.

syscall girl posted:

"There, the terrorists will never mess with us AGAIN"

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SplitSoul: Dec 31, 2000

Bertrand Hustle posted:

The Mail is a racist, classist rag not fit to wipe the asses of decent people. Think Fox News, but as a lovely tabloid that doesn't even bother to disguise its blatant panic-mongering as journalism. Overwrought hand-wringing about poors, Muslims, gays, and whatever else gives sheltered middle-class white Britons heart palpitations is the Daily Mail's MO. gently caress 'em.

Don't forget its founder literally being friends with both Hitler and Mussolini.

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Phlegmish: Jul 2, 2011

I doubt it's aimed at middle-class people but otherwise that's correct

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Rumda: Nov 4, 2009; Moth Lesbian Comrade

Phlegmish posted:

I doubt it's aimed at middle-class people but otherwise that's correct

It very much is. It's FYGM in its purest form.

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SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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SpaceGoatFarts posted:

you're right, it was photoshopped. Here's the original one

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Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Picnic Princess posted:

Yessssss

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Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

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mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

Samuringa posted:

It's ok, I fixed it

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SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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Neddy Seagoon: Oct 12, 2012; "Hi Everybody!"

Say Nothing posted:

Lady, that is not how you sit in an empty wheelchair :colbert:

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gey muckle mowser: Aug 5, 2003; Do you know anything about...
witches?; Buglord

PowderKeg posted:

Went back and changed the audio..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-1pyCBTMRo

you have a good dog

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rodbeard: Jul 21, 2005

I don't know I thought the Christmas tree at the end of an ominous hallway was amusing on its own.

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Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; by Azathoth

rodbeard posted:

I don't know I thought the Christmas tree at the end of an ominous hallway was amusing on its own.

If you don't think the Silent Hill Christmas hallway was funny then you don't have a functioning sense of humor.

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White Light: Dec 19, 2012

Who What Now posted:

If you don't think the Silent Hill Christmas hallway was funny then you don't have a functioning sense of humor.

I thought that was a Dark Souls reference?

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deoju: Jul 11, 2004; All the pieces matter.; Nap Ghost

https://twitter.com/bAbAHAdAd/status/935189196913831937

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Bored: Jul 26, 2007; Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

PowderKeg posted:

Made a video of my dog's goofy yawn..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6F8ZzmJxzw

Went back and changed the audio..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-1pyCBTMRo

I liked the misfire.

Pedigree.com posted:

In the language of dogs, the yawn is often used as a calming signal. It's a way of saying, I've had enough and my patience is running out. For example, in a training session, your dog may yawn to deal with frustration and to give himself a mental break. The next time your dog yawns while you're training him, try showing him you got the message by reducing your intensity or changing your approach.

A yawn may indicate anticipation or stress, too. Your dog may yawn repeatedly when he's waiting in the vet's office as a way of dealing with nervousness. Sometimes dogs yawn in anticipation of something enjoyable, such as a walk�this is a way of controlling his enthusiasm.

Of course, there are times when a yawn is, well, just a yawn. The best way to understand the real meaning of the gesture is to look at the situation. If he yawns while stretched out comfortably on his bed, he�s probably just tired. If you're training or playing with your dog and he yawns, he may be asking for a little break.

All of the other sites just said your dog is nervous and described a yawn as always being a sign of nervousness or fear. But that is a happy dog so I chose pedigree�s article to quote.

Bored has a new favorite as of 06:22 on Nov 29, 2017

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Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

Say Nothing posted:

And I bet it's on a truck, too :sigh:

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Phlegmish: Jul 2, 2011

Rumda posted:

It very much is. It's FYGM in its purest form.

The equivalent newspaper (though much less idiotic and offensive) in Flanders is seen as more of a lower-class thing, whereas the respectable middle-class people only read 'quality' newspapers. I'll take your word for it though, I don't know what the Mail's demographics are.

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Rumda: Nov 4, 2009; Moth Lesbian Comrade

Phlegmish posted:

The equivalent newspaper (though much less idiotic and offensive) in Flanders is seen as more of a lower-class thing, whereas the respectable middle-class people only read 'quality' newspapers. I'll take your word for it though, I don't know what the Mail's demographics are.

We have the S*n for working class racists

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Trauma Dog 3000: Aug 30, 2017; by SA Support Robot

Pick posted:

And I bet it's on a truck, too

the wind cries Hugh... Hugh...

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Kitty Burger: May 23, 2005; Mmm, taste like kitty...

Pick posted:

And I bet it's on a truck, too

It looks like a van for transporting wheelchairs.

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Sakurazuka: Jan 24, 2004; NANI?

The Mail is also read by poor people who like to pretend they're middle class

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Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Bertrand Hustle posted:

The Mail is a racist, classist rag not fit to wipe the asses of decent people. Think Fox News, but as a lovely tabloid that doesn't even bother to disguise its blatant panic-mongering as journalism. Overwrought hand-wringing about poors, Muslims, gays, and whatever else gives sheltered middle-class white Britons heart palpitations is the Daily Mail's MO. gently caress 'em.

...you do know what you just described right?

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Slime: Jan 3, 2007

Bored posted:

I liked the misfire.

All of the other sites just said your dog is nervous and described a yawn as always being a sign of nervousness or fear. But that is a happy dog so I chose pedigree�s article to quote.

Yawning is basically the dog trying to calm itself down. It can be because its scared or anxious or nervous but my sister's dog does it all the time when someone is getting ready to walk her, and she fukken loves walkies.

From the rest of that dog's body language it's not upset at all, its just excited and trying to keep calm.

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SpaceGoatFarts: Jan 5, 2010; sic transit gloria mundi; Nap Ghost

Milo and POTUS posted:

...you do know what you just described right?

Breitbart?

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spog: Aug 7, 2004; It's your own bloody fault.

Milo and POTUS posted:

...you do know what you just described right?

Trump?

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Axeman Jim: Nov 21, 2010; The Canadians replied that they would rather ride a moose.

Phlegmish posted:

The equivalent newspaper (though much less idiotic and offensive) in Flanders is seen as more of a lower-class thing, whereas the respectable middle-class people only read 'quality' newspapers. I'll take your word for it though, I don't know what the Mail's demographics are.

The Daily Mail is for the British equivalent of Soccer Moms - reactionary stay-at-home housewives who are convinced that Muslims give you cancer despite never having met one. It's also famous for its obsession with house prices, and how asylum-seeking Aids gypsies are going to lower them (this is bad, apparently, despite our appalling housing shortage and consequently insane house prices). The Sun is for racist truck drivers. The Daily Express is for Council estate harridans who are still mourning princess Diana, a woman who wouldn't have bothered scraping them off the bottom of her overpriced shoes. The Telegraph is a broadsheet for retired colonels who want to bring back foxhunting and re-colonise India.

Market segments, we got 'em.

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trapped mouse: May 25, 2008; by Azathoth

rodbeard posted:

I don't know I thought the Christmas tree at the end of an ominous hallway was amusing on its own.

It is, but what makes it funny is that fact that these are the decorations of Melania Trump

https://twitter.com/StephGrisham45/status/934945910467031041

I don't know how she could make a more obvious cry for help.

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TehRedWheelbarrow: Mar 16, 2011; Fan of Britches

maybe they shouldnt have touched the orb

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sandoz: Jan 29, 2009

Who What Now posted:

If you don't think the Silent Hill Christmas hallway was funny then you don't have a functioning sense of humor.

it's only funny if someone photoshops in a bunch of "jokes"

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Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

I kinda like it. It brings the terror of being alone in a monochromatic nightmare forest together with the impending home invasion of a gift giving elf. Really illustrates the odd and frightening traditions we celebrate without question.

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Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

Solice Kirsk posted:

I kinda like it. It brings the terror of being alone in a monochromatic nightmare forest together with the impending home invasion of a gift giving elf. Really illustrates the odd and frightening traditions we celebrate without question.

Look, Melania is from Eastern Europe, and probably misses her home country. Is it really that bad she added some Eastern European flavour to decorations?

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