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Night10194
Feb 13, 2012

We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

Skippy McPants posted:

I don't understand why people hate spiders,

https://i.imgur.com/a7Kdeui.gifv

Jumping spiders are the cure for arachnophobia.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYIUFEQeh3g

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Neon Noodle
Nov 11, 2016

there's nothing wrong here in montana

Gorilla Salad posted:

I always read Malamutes as Marmalutes as though they were a dog made from marmalade.

Barbaloots

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StrixNebulosa
Feb 14, 2012

You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

https://twitter.com/zboah/status/935364129665241088

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Majestic.

PerilPastry
Oct 10, 2012
https://twitter.com/biancaxunise/status/935607063740338176

repiv
Aug 13, 2009

https://i.imgur.com/oN9u3Do.gifv

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Welp, I can die now. Those little twitchy feet :3:

BaronVonVaderham
Jul 31, 2011

All hail the queen!

Skippy McPants posted:

I don't understand why people hate spiders,

Skippy McPants
Mar 19, 2009


See? This just proves my point. If he'd gingerly picked the spider up with a piece of paper or something and then put it outside he wouldn't have orphaned all those poor baby-bugs.

BaronVonVaderham
Jul 31, 2011

All hail the queen!

Skippy McPants posted:

See? This just proves my point. If he'd gingerly picked the spider up with a piece of paper or something and then put it outside he wouldn't have orphaned all those poor baby-bugs.

I got to tell this story before in the Schadenfreude thread....

BaronVonVaderham posted:

loving huntsman spiders used to invade my lovely apartment where there was like a half inch gap in the front door. The second time I noticed it had this weird webby sac thing on its rear end and thought "no loving way you're leaving your eggs behind my bookcase to hatch in here". I tried being nice and carrying it outside on a broom, but it jumped off and my new kitten pounced on it and it turns out they don't just carry eggs, they carry their live young around on their abdomens....



I had a can of Raid standing by and felt really bad, but "cloud of spiders in my kitchen" is where I draw the line with that poo poo.

I tried taking you outside :negative:

Skippy McPants
Mar 19, 2009

Okay, look, I'm cool with spiders but I know some people aren't so let's stop this before it becomes a derail.

Here's a kitten stuck in a sandal.

https://i.imgur.com/08GRU9S.gifv

StrixNebulosa
Feb 14, 2012

You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

I don't.... I really don't want to have frissions of terror when I come to this thread :(

McDragon
Sep 11, 2007

I love it when I come in here intending to post something and then it's there already.
it was that tub of tubs btw :3:

anyway, I have literally a thousand unread posts in this thread so I will make some time to correct that

Rexxed
May 1, 2010

Dis is amazing!
I gotta try dis!

Servals are tall cats with springs inside:
Serval jumped to a high placeサーバルキャットの軽々ジャンプ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W25WxMMsHis

StrixNebulosa
Feb 14, 2012

You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

https://twitter.com/yu_yu_bon/status/935652850625011712

a kitten
Aug 5, 2006

https://twitter.com/e_mcguire_/status/935961091015958531

Let Max read a book. :mad:

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

oh my goodness. :kimchi:

Feonir
Mar 30, 2011

Ask me about aquatic cocaine transportation and by-standard management.
https://i.imgur.com/CCaE3F1.mp4

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Skippy McPants posted:

Okay, look, I'm cool with spiders but I know some people aren't so let's stop this before it becomes a derail.

Here's a kitten stuck in a sandal.

https://i.imgur.com/08GRU9S.gifv

Casually posting videos of people killing living creatures that people on that very page indicated they have affection for is a lovely thing to do. An irrational fear of harmless animals doesn't excuse a lack of basic empathy, no matter how icky some people find them.

Just requesting people not post spiders would have been reasonable.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Skippy McPants posted:

See? This just proves my point. If he'd gingerly picked the spider up with a piece of paper or something and then put it outside he wouldn't have orphaned all those poor baby-bugs.

Some of us live in countries with very lethal spiders. To the point we banned an episode of a children's cartoon about how friendly spiders are because that WILL get some poor kid killed.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Some of us live in countries with very lethal spiders. To the point we banned an episode of a children's cartoon about how friendly spiders are because that WILL get some poor kid killed.

Children can't be expected to distinguish between funnelwebs and huntsman. Adults can.

Turtlicious
Sep 17, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Blue Footed Booby posted:

Children can't be expected to distinguish between funnelwebs and huntsman. Adults can.

I am an adult, and I can not.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Turtlicious posted:

I am an adult, and I can not.

Funnelwebs are shiny and black. Huntsmans are fuzzy and gray. They're also different shapes but that's the most immediately obvious difference. I would expect anyone who lives in funnelweb territory to have done due diligence. For anyone else it's just trivia.

I linked them because they're genuinely a bit alarming looking. It's just that only one of them is dangerous.

Feonir
Mar 30, 2011

Ask me about aquatic cocaine transportation and by-standard management.
https://i.imgur.com/5o1RKjV.mp4

Automata 10 Pack
Jun 21, 2007

Ten games published by Automata, on one cassette
*please do not let in the spider posts*

shroomich
Apr 2, 2014

https://twitter.com/tojimarumini/status/935034909717966848

https://twitter.com/linsoymilk/status/935079696068313090

https://twitter.com/iammoshow/status/934933987742466048

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

BaronVonVaderham
Jul 31, 2011

All hail the queen!

I'd be ok with a thousand tinier versions of this swarming out when booped with a broom.


They're a lot of work to keep looking like that though....

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


Wrinkle goblins are cute but they are higher maintenance than other cats... But that just means you get to spend more time loving them. I wish I had one.

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Pingu posts always make me sad I can't get mists around here

Huzzah!
Sep 15, 2007

Malnutrition is scarier than any beastie.
https://twitter.com/erinruberry/status/930598160275255296

Caufman
May 7, 2007

Good with the sound and music, too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdHgAHCFVfI

minato
Jun 7, 2004

cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.
Taco Defender
https://twitter.com/zboah/status/936061550380634113

Refrigerapist
Dec 11, 2004

Can we domesticate these already? Please and thank you.

StrixNebulosa
Feb 14, 2012

You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

https://twitter.com/zandravandra/status/935917445247889414

my cat is norris
Mar 11, 2010

#onecallcat

This is is a Norris post! My Norris is a little over 12 years old now.

He's still my baby.



He's my caretaker when I'm ill.



He watches over me when I sleep!



He constantly makes me smile.



He's a constant companion, too.



Really constant.



He thinks I'm his girlfriend, but he still makes time for his lady friends.



Thanks for looking. Happy holidays~!

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
a good and cool post

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Night10194
Feb 13, 2012

We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

Your Norris is extremely good.

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