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1.) EDDIE PLANK gets the ball in the tiebreaker. 2.) EDDIE COLLINS moves to 2b, putting Carew on the bench. The TRIPLE EDDIES of Plank, Collins, and Murray will not be denied their title! Let's go The Mites!
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# ? Nov 30, 2017 01:37 |
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# ? May 27, 2024 07:37 |
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Getting this trade party started Mites send Billy Hamilton (1891 I think?) Machineguns send Hank Aaron, I think age 26 Hoyt Wilhelm, I think age 29 After the season thing, no action by a commish necessary, blah, blah, blah
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# ? Nov 30, 2017 02:55 |
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If I beat the Panderers in the WC, that's extremely cool. If I lose to the Panderers, I hope Pander wins the whole thing because I think that'll be the only way I can take the Pick 'Em.
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# ? Nov 30, 2017 02:57 |
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FairGame posted:Getting this trade party started trade confirmed! also the ages on hoyt and hank are accurate
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# ? Nov 30, 2017 03:10 |
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I'm going to win this for AndROiD. I will challenge the Macho Men
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# ? Nov 30, 2017 04:22 |
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EC teams: Cy Young and Joe Jackson and Ed Roush and a draft pick is my starting offer for a Ruth. Message me.
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# ? Nov 30, 2017 05:55 |
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since i can't get the masked shortstop now, i have set my sights on buck leonard i must find a way to destroy roman reigns
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# ? Nov 30, 2017 13:15 |
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WEEK 26: END! END! Game of the Weak: Me posted:Mogul is a very silly engine. It's not made to do this sort of thing, and the flaws show every now and then. Come back anytime, Gingemidget. I hope you're ok. A strong final week gives you home field throughout the playoffs. Because of the tiebreaker series you'll have your whole rotation rested. Get to trading. You had your chance. Bases loaded in the 9th of that 9-8 loss, but Gwynn failed. Get to trading. Honestly I don't think you need to do anything. Just sit tight and win your round. I don't get it. The pitching just completely crapped out. JEB! can bring his rivals down with him, which is more than we can say for real JEB! You almost blew it, but didn't. I think you're safe. Get some offense, man. I dunno. See bottom of post. Get to trading. See you next season. Helluva strong finish. Not quite enough for home field, though. You and Pander can put your heads together. You're going to dominate the Gauntlet, I bet. STRIFE IN THE KENSEI/JAMPACT HOUSEHOLD! Well, you're promoting. See bottom of post. You prevented me from having to deal with a 3-way tie. So thanks. See you next season, friend. Alright, so, here's where we stand: I believe I only need to kill 8 teams in The Gauntlet, but I'll defer to Smasher on what he wants to do with the extra slot. So if you're in Round 5 or higher, you're almost certainly safe. TMMadMan! McD!: You have a 3 game series to determine the winner of the Punto division! Game 1 is in Towa City. Games 2 and 3 are in Joliet. There's an off day for travel. Jailbirds Larry Jackson: Ready to pitch. Bret Saberhagen: 1 day until rested. Juan Marichal: 2 days until rested. Pedro Martinez: 2 days until healthy. He can start Game 2. Demonhunters Bobby Mathews: Ready. Candy Cummings: Ready. Tommy Bond: 2 days until rested. Will White: 3 days until rested. Jack Powell Ichi: Ready. Pungry! DivineCoffeeBinge! Cthulhu! GVOLTT! The trading window is now open. Submit your Gauntlet rosters when ready. Probably will not start shucking teams until Monday at the earliest.
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# ? Nov 30, 2017 14:46 |
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FairGame posted:Goddammit Armitage This is very progressive positioning by the Big Daddies.
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# ? Nov 30, 2017 15:02 |
Hot loving drat. I didn't expect that. Well, I'll clear my poo poo up once I get home. EDIT: Greg Minton started that game. What the gently caress. TheMcD fucked around with this message at 15:48 on Nov 30, 2017 |
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# ? Nov 30, 2017 15:29 |
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TheMcD posted:Hot loving drat. I didn't expect that. Excuse me, I had Todd Worrell start. You have no right to complain! It feels like Mogul looked at my spare pitchers and went 'Hey let's use the worst ranked guy!'
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# ? Nov 30, 2017 15:50 |
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TMMadman posted:Excuse me, I had Todd Worrell start. You have no right to complain! You are both idiot failure units and I will kill whichever one promotes next season . Love, Shepard -Machine
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# ? Nov 30, 2017 15:52 |
shepard.shouldgo posted:You are both idiot failure units and I will kill whichever one promotes next season . Oh, shut up, you amateur evil. Come back when you've actually been punished for your transgressions instead of being rewarded. As far as I'm concerned, you're just a pretender until you have to make your lineup changes in iambic pentameter.
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# ? Nov 30, 2017 16:22 |
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TheMcD posted:Oh, shut up, you amateur evil. Come back when you've actually been punished for your transgressions instead of being rewarded. As far as I'm concerned, you're just a pretender until you have to make your lineup changes in iambic pentameter. I hope you promote to STV Extremely bad Batman voice “Tell me, do you bleed? You will”
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# ? Nov 30, 2017 16:30 |
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My reaction to all of you right now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gki8DgcWCs0 the guy who plays Bennet is literally named Vernon Wells
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# ? Nov 30, 2017 18:20 |
Alright, let's figure this poo poo out. First off, a slider change: Set Defensive Replacements to -5. For reasons I'm sure you can understand. Next, new rotation: SP1: Candy Cummings (next starter) SP2: Tommy Bond SP3: Will White SP4: Bobby Mathews SP5: Jack Powell Ichi This should mean that the three games of the tiebreaker should be started by: Candy Cummings for Game 1 in Towa City, Tommy Bond for Game 2 in Joliet, and Will White for Game 3 in Joliet. No changes for the lineup. We will win our third Sub-Par League Championship on the back of Frank Robinson, Sub-Par League dinger champion!
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# ? Nov 30, 2017 19:12 |
Expansion Cup 23, August: Gloom Team Statistics Analysis You know, it's pretty great how you replaced two players who were doing very badly and their replacements just poo poo the bed even harder. A good draft pick will await you. Analysis I dunno. Something just isn't clicking, but you'll have a #1 draft pick to figure it out with. Analysis Analysis Mashed potatoes. Potatoes that mash. Below .500, yet dead in the middle. What a sad fate. Analysis Analysis Still in the hunt! Once more, just think of what Mathewson could've done for you if you had him in immediately... Analysis STILL IN FIRST! But god drat, you're cutting it so, SO close! The bullpen is so absolutely saving your rear end here, including Even Year Bullshit All-Star Jake Peavy! Analysis Well, at this point, we're just kind of running out the clock. Still, not a completely disastrous showing. Analysis Still in the hunt! Schang's getting cold, but the Ruths are picking up, which is a net plus. While CVE's bullpen is the clear bullpen MVP, yours might be a hidden gem second place. You probably shouldn't expect that to repeat, but it's helping here. Analysis Much like the Ralphie May's, we're just kind of stuck running out the clock. Not bad enough to compete for draft pick #1, not good enough to compete for the top. Standings Leaders
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# ? Nov 30, 2017 20:05 |
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well, might as well set my trade block, now that I'm basically guaranteed to go down to the subpar. Mostly looking for starting pitching, although I wouldn't turn down interesting enough bats one of 1981 Ted Simmons, or 1995 Mike Piazza 1953 Eddie Mathews 1998 Larry Walker 1983 Bruce Sutter or 1981 Rollie Fingers and in theory one of 1996 Manny Ramirez or 1956 Willie Mays, but I'm more likely to give them another chance in the subpar, where I expect them to hit better
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# ? Nov 30, 2017 21:03 |
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also, per our discord bet about ties in the subpar, Shepard and the Moscow Golden Tsars are now the proud owners of the Human Eyeball himself, 1911 Bris Lord. remember kids, gambling is bad
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# ? Nov 30, 2017 21:09 |
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Everyone should root for the Mites in the tiebreaker unless you're fairgame or dannomack
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# ? Nov 30, 2017 22:21 |
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Well, it's a winning month and there's still a chance of getting to .500. Things seem to be working. One thing I noticed, though, is that Mogul thinks Stan the Man should not be playing right field. So lets switch him witch Albert Belle on the field, but not in the batting order.
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# ? Nov 30, 2017 22:26 |
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HulkaMatt posted:Everyone should root for the Mites in the tiebreaker unless you're fairgame or dannomack The Mites are my team so I am 100% rooting for them. Also it doesn't matter. The 5 points I'd gain on everyone when the Mites win isn't enough to offset the 15 points I'd lose on most everyone if the Panderers win. Pick 'Em is literally: no matter what happens at this point, I win unless the Panderers win the whole thing. In which case, you win. e: that might not be right. If RCMP loses the tiebreaker AND wins the championship, then I think Deadford wins. FairGame fucked around with this message at 22:47 on Nov 30, 2017 |
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I'm actually kind of surprised we're this close to .500, to be honest. Also I'm kind of curious just how many times we've been caught stealing because holy loving at those steal numbers. My favorite is Crazy Legs Canseco with 5 steals. Also also let's put Wade Boggs as DH in the same slot in the lineup just because.
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# ? Nov 30, 2017 23:15 |
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Jose Canseco actually stole a good amount of bases. He was 30/30 a few times, I believe. e: he was 40/40 once, 1 steal short of 30/30 once, but still swiped 200 bags in his career vs. 88 CS. He's not a lumbering monster like Mark McGwire.
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# ? Nov 30, 2017 23:29 |
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TheFlyingLlama posted:also, per our discord bet about ties in the subpar, Shepard and the Moscow Golden Tsars are now the proud owners of the Human Eyeball himself, 1911 Bris Lord. There was a baseball player named ‘Bris Lord’?
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# ? Nov 30, 2017 23:36 |
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Edward Mass posted:There was a baseball player named ‘Bris Lord’? Bristol Robot Ham Lord, to be precise.
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# ? Nov 30, 2017 23:41 |
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If it isn't too late I'd like Larry Jackson to start the tie breaker game. Sorry!
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# ? Dec 1, 2017 00:52 |
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Alright, let's go ahead and start the 4 man rotation now. SP1 - Jackson (next starter) SP2 - Saberhagen SP3 - Marichal SP4 - Pedro Mop Up - Worrell (because gently caress it why not) The relievers and lineups stay the same. Good Luck McD. It's been a fun season regardless of the outcome. But I hope you lose! Even though I not sure I'm ready for the SL
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# ? Dec 1, 2017 01:51 |
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My Walter Johnson must've gone scorched earth to end with that ERA. I'm okay with this
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# ? Dec 1, 2017 03:21 |
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PLAYOFFS? vs RHP CF Speaker RF Henderson LF Goslin 1B Olerud SS AndROiD 2B Cano 3B Brett C Simmons P vs LHP CF Yount 2B Lajoie RF Henderson LF Goslin C Piazza 1B Anson SS AndROiD 3B ARod P SP Maddux SP Powell SP Creighton SP Brown CL Betances SU Chapman SR Donahue SR Henke MR Quisenberry LR Donahue Mop Steib kensei fucked around with this message at 03:45 on Dec 1, 2017 |
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FairGame posted:The Mites are my team so I am 100% rooting for them. Somehow, I didn't know this. But you get 20 Pick'Em points if Danno wins the tiebreaker. 5 if you win.
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# ? Dec 1, 2017 04:32 |
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HulkaMatt posted:Somehow, I didn't know this. Well, only the Mites in the WC matters since everyone else ALSO has the RCMP winning. And there's not enough points in the Mites that it'd make a Panderers championship not a thing. And further, ALWAYS ROOT FOR THE MITES
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# ? Dec 1, 2017 05:05 |
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This lineup change is all Fairgame's fault for starting a left handed pitcher, don't blame me! I'll need a backup C for the game so send down injured Gibson and call up Russ Martin please. CF Billy Hamilton L 3B Wade Boggs L LF Babe Ruth L 2B Riggs Stephenson R RF Babe Ruth L 1B Lou Gehrig L C Roger Bresnahan R SS Joe Sewell L Bench CF Wally Berger R 3B Edgar Martinez R 2B Rod Carew L SS Joe Cronin R 1B Joey Votto L C Russ Martin R
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DannoMack posted:
What the gently caress is this? That's it! I'm delaying the tiebreaker until tomorrow, because you have all pushed me too far! The wildcard games will be simmed on Monday! I can't work under these conditions!
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# ? Dec 2, 2017 00:33 |
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DannoMack posted:
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# ? Dec 2, 2017 00:57 |
If I do nothing I'll feel bad when I inevitably miss the EC update due to oversleeping and being like two games out at the end, so some very last minute changes to quell the roaring beast that is my generalized anxiety. - Swap Jamieson and Gardner's spots in the lineup - Swap Lefferts and Hoyt in the bullpen Fingers crossed... Monathin fucked around with this message at 01:47 on Dec 2, 2017 |
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# ? Dec 2, 2017 01:43 |
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A TRADE!!! Mexico City Mexicutioners receive: 1998 Mark McGwire Grand Goognol receives: 1933 Cool Papa Bell
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# ? Dec 2, 2017 02:23 |
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Pander posted:That's a hell of a vs LHP lineup you've got there, son. Other than Gibson being injured, it's the same lefty lineup that won the championship.
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# ? Dec 2, 2017 06:25 |
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The Goog posted:A TRADE!!! confirmed!
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# ? May 27, 2024 07:37 |
Expansion Cup 23, September: Despair Team Statistics Needs Bullpen and SS are the most glaring needs, I think. Getting help at C would also be a plus. Needs Pitching is probably where this team needs the most help. Just, all the pitching. Needs To get with the times, grandpa. A team made during SL12 can't compete with the hip new teams made during SL23. Also, holy poo poo, my team's lineage goes back to SL12. I have been here way too long. Needs People that can get on base. Also, I'm not confident in that pitching at all, but hell, maybe it'll work. Needs SS, 1B and 3B are places where you can probably do better. The bullpen is also filled with guys that'll probably get murdered, but whose bullpen isn't? Needs To thank whatever gods you sacrificed Baumgartner to. Christ, what a run. Again, the bullpen is probably going to be an issue in the long run. Needs To figure out which demon placed a curse on you. Your luck is just absolutely hosed. Anyway, I don't think you have that much to fix, at least not to the degrees other teams have to. 3B is worth looking at, and bullpen help is always good. Needs RF and SS are definitely improvable, and the rotation is going to need a piece or two. Needs 2B, 3B, SS, incredibly badly. Bullpen and rotation, badly. Good luck, you'll need it. Needs Bullpen and rotation isn't optimal. There's a lot of fine options in the hitting, though, so you can afford to concentrate on pitching, I'd say. Standings Leaders Draft Order: #1: Cobb County Kestrels (66-96) #2: Chicago Cubs (71-91) #3: Idaho Potatoes (75-87) #4: Venice Serene Lions (77-85) #5: Ruston Ralphie May's (81-81) #6: SanSan Outlaws (90-72) #7: Morioh Crazy Diamonds (91-71) #8: Prague Plague Doctors (97-65) #9: Omaha Forgettables (98-64)
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