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Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words
I don't know if you know how much the price of digital cameras has come down, but I mean like $20
https://m.ebay.com/itm/Vivitar-ViviCam-X054-10-1MP-Digital-Camera-Red-VX054-RED-/391808175800

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John Lee
Mar 2, 2013

A time traveling adventure everyone can enjoy

Geoj posted:

I would observe that the chances of someone wanting your nude pictures badly enough to go through the trouble of brute forcing your password or coercing the password out of you are slim to none.

Oh, for sure, I personally don't care, she just wants to be very comfortable with the level of security on her nudes. She's very risk-averse.

Anne Whateley posted:

I don't know if you know how much the price of digital cameras has come down, but I mean like $20
https://m.ebay.com/itm/Vivitar-ViviCam-X054-10-1MP-Digital-Camera-Red-VX054-RED-/391808175800

Let me reiterate: I currently own seven United States dollars and change. $7.36 or something. That can go towards a bit of food or to bus fare or something; it's not going towards a digital camera, not when I have a functional one inside my multi-purpose tricorder phone.

I'm not angry or anything, I'm just saying I literally do not own enough money for a digital camera, and I'd need to have a decent amount more to feel comfortable with it.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


That’s respectable. Sounds like encryption is the way to go.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Do you have to keep your nude pictures on your phone? Cos the easiest way to make it so that someone can't get to information is to put it in a locked room.

Also I should probably point out that the main way your nude pics are going to get on the internet is one of you are going to put them there either out of stupidity or spite. That's generally how that works.

So the best way to secure your nude pictures is not to take them, basically.

I admit I'm probably not entirely understanding how this whole thing is working if you share a phone cos surely if you have access to the phone you also have access to each other so what do you need the pictures for...? If you just like the act of taking them you could delete them afterwards?

OwlFancier fucked around with this message at 02:14 on Nov 24, 2017

Geoj
May 28, 2008

BITTER POOR PERSON

OwlFancier posted:

Do you have to keep your nude pictures on your phone? Cos the easiest way to make it so that someone can't get to information is to put it in a locked room.

I'd agree with this, if you have access to a computer made in the past decade it would be best to encrypt a thumb drive and store them there. Phones are inherently insecure, and having them on removable media will put an air gap between the media and the internet, vs on a device that is constantly connected to the internet.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Or if you don't have a computer I would imagine your phone would have an SD card slot somewhere.

John Lee
Mar 2, 2013

A time traveling adventure everyone can enjoy

OwlFancier posted:

I admit I'm probably not entirely understanding how this whole thing is working if you share a phone cos surely if you have access to the phone you also have access to each other so what do you need the pictures for...? If you just like the act of taking them you could delete them afterwards?

We do, in fact, have access to each other, but we don't have access to each other doing sexy poses with our genitals flip-floppin' about all the time. Plus, how does one know how sexy your booty is without a nicely framed and Blingee'd photo?

Geoj posted:

I'd agree with this, if you have access to a computer made in the past decade it would be best to encrypt a thumb drive and store them there. Phones are inherently insecure, and having them on removable media will put an air gap between the media and the internet, vs on a device that is constantly connected to the internet.

Ooh, I like this. Just an entire encrypted media brick. And yeah, I have a computer (for now). This thread has been pretty helpful with my specific requirements, thanks a lot to you all!

Geoj
May 28, 2008

BITTER POOR PERSON
I'd suggest using Veracrypt.

Hats Wouldnt Fly
Feb 9, 2010

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Redfont is my hero.
Just use snapchat like everyone else.

MightyJoe36
Dec 29, 2013

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
Just go really old school and get a Polaroid camera and some film.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

John Lee posted:

She's worried about being arrested for something else, not the nudes. Not anything in specific, mind, she's just semi-paranoid.

Don’t date mafia wives.

John Lee
Mar 2, 2013

A time traveling adventure everyone can enjoy

chitoryu12 posted:

Don’t date mafia wives.

No lie: I'm not allowed to talk to that half of the family.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

John Lee posted:

No lie: I'm not allowed to talk to that half of the family.

Okay it seriously sounds like you’re trying to gently caress your way into a crime family.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Seeing how poor he is it isn’t the worse plan.

Faerunner
Dec 31, 2007
Tbqh if loving your way into a crime family helps get you out of crippling poverty then more power to you and enjoy those blingee'd rear end pics.

Just don't upload them to any amateur porn sites and you'll be fine.

Atlas Hugged
Mar 12, 2007


Put your arms around me,
fiddly digits, itchy britches
I love you all
Upload the photos here though so we can check the encryption on them.

Sade
Aug 3, 2009

Can't touch this.
No really, you can't

John Lee posted:

No lie: I'm not allowed to talk to that half of the family.

Please don't get murdered, friend. It's better to be poor than murdered

MAKE NO BABBYS
Jan 28, 2010
Dude, just use a “secret photo vault” app. You’ll be fine.

Also, as problematic as Dan Savage can be, he has some good words on nude photos. Read em.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Sade posted:

Please don't get murdered, friend. It's better to be poor than murdered

But what about incel and poor?

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

MightyJoe36 posted:

Just go really old school and get a Polaroid camera and some film.
The price of polaroid film is insane nowadays

KillHour
Oct 28, 2007


Also someone needs to develop that so at least one person would see your nudes.

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

KillHour posted:

Also someone needs to develop that so at least one person would see your nudes.

You should Google what a Polaroid is

KillHour
Oct 28, 2007


purple death ray posted:

You should Google what a Polaroid is

:doh:

I read gud.

Hats Wouldnt Fly
Feb 9, 2010

.
Redfont is my hero.
Walk into Walmart and make the photo guy shake your Polaroids for you, watch the horror develop on his face as your nut sack develops in his hands.

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

can you help me develop bofa deez pictures walmart man

John Lee
Mar 2, 2013

A time traveling adventure everyone can enjoy

chitoryu12 posted:

Okay it seriously sounds like you’re trying to gently caress your way into a crime family.

:ssh: I meant that half of my family. If anything, I'm loving my way OUT of a crime family.

Cunter Prductive
Feb 20, 2017
After my last post I think I found out why I couldn't get it up. Now the hard part is maintaining during sex/making sure I'm hard enough. Are kegels actually helpful for increasing how hard erections are? What's the best exercise for this?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

The unsettlingness of the trump av next to that post aside, I would suggest that perhaps the problem with maintaining your erection is probably the same one that prevents you from getting one?

Like if the reason you can't get one is health related then resolving the health problem if possible will probably fix that.

Fundamentally your dick's a big sac of elastic tissue that fills up with blood, it's not really muscle powered so presumably either you've got a blood flow problem or a psychological problem stopping you from engorging your pelvic blood sac.

OwlFancier fucked around with this message at 00:14 on Dec 1, 2017

hoobajoo
Jun 2, 2004

Cunter Prductive posted:

After my last post I think I found out why I couldn't get it up. Now the hard part is maintaining during sex/making sure I'm hard enough. Are kegels actually helpful for increasing how hard erections are? What's the best exercise for this?

No exercise really helps, since as said above, the penis isn't a muscle. I've heard taking arginine helps, you could try that.

Masonity
Dec 31, 2007

What, I wonder, does this hidden face of madness reveal of the makers? These K'Chain Che'Malle?

hoobajoo posted:

No exercise really helps, since as said above, the penis isn't a muscle. I've heard taking arginine helps, you could try that.

Not entirely true. All exercise helps. Better cardio health should lead to better erections.

No one exercise helps the penis in particular though, sure.

Geoj
May 28, 2008

BITTER POOR PERSON
Arginine definitely helps - I'm in my mid-30s and there's a noticeable difference between erections when I've taken between 4 and 6 grams and not. Easier to get and maintain as well as firmer overall.

Cunter Prductive posted:

What's the best exercise for this?

Being in good overall shape makes a big difference as you get out of your teens/early 20s. You don't have to be an endurance runner or massively built weight lifter, but being able to run or at least jog a few blocks without getting majorly winded is a good benchmark.

You could also try a cock ring. I wear (recreationally - I don't have any issues getting or keeping it up without) a stainless ring and I'd describe it as being as hard as you can get from start to finish without any drop. You'll want to start with a rubber or elastic ring - metal rings are serious business and need to be properly sized, and while not prohibitively expensive they're not exactly cheap either.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Yeah I guess I misspoke the dick is muscle powered but the muscle is your heart.

Geoj posted:

You could also try a cock ring. I wear (recreationally - I don't have any issues getting or keeping it up without) a stainless ring and I'd describe it as being as hard as you can get from start to finish without any drop. You'll want to start with a rubber or elastic ring - metal rings are serious business and need to be properly sized, and while not prohibitively expensive they're not exactly cheap either.

Does it buzz or something or do you just get real hard from marrying your dick?

I admit I've never really understood cockrings.

Geoj
May 28, 2008

BITTER POOR PERSON

OwlFancier posted:

Does it buzz or something or do you just get real hard from marrying your dick?

I admit I've never really understood cockrings.

The TL;DR is it restricts (outgoing) blood flow and makes your dick like an iron rod.

MF_James
May 8, 2008
I CANNOT HANDLE BEING CALLED OUT ON MY DUMBASS OPINIONS ABOUT ANTI-VIRUS AND SECURITY. I REALLY LIKE TO THINK THAT I KNOW THINGS HERE

INSTEAD I AM GOING TO WHINE ABOUT IT IN OTHER THREADS SO MY OPINION CAN FEEL VALIDATED IN AN ECHO CHAMBER I LIKE

Turtlicious posted:

Yeah just pull out, make a deposit at the Sperm Bank of Socks and sons, then slam back in like a Chronicles of Riddick VHS tape.

This is some back, but holy poo poo this is the best post ITT imo

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
I have heard that viagra works

but you should probably be exercising too

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

bowmore posted:

I have heard that viagra works

but you should probably be exercising too

You can now get Viagra over the counter in the UK. So the official answer to "how do I obtain Viagra" is now "it's not hard".

Cunter Prductive
Feb 20, 2017

Geoj posted:

Arginine definitely helps - I'm in my mid-30s and there's a noticeable difference between erections when I've taken between 4 and 6 grams and not. Easier to get and maintain as well as firmer overall.

This answer does not gently caress around. Took 4g yesterday, woke up today almost tearing a hole in my shorts. I haven't felt that hard in probably six months, in my mid-late 20s. I'm not overweight or in completely terrible shape, but this was really a night and day thing and makes me wonder if there isn't some health component on top of my mental stressors psyching me out.

Masonity
Dec 31, 2007

What, I wonder, does this hidden face of madness reveal of the makers? These K'Chain Che'Malle?

Jedit posted:

You can now get Viagra over the counter in the UK. So the official answer to "how do I obtain Viagra" is now "it's not hard".

In theory you can. I thought in practice it'd be early next year before they have the retail boxes available?

luminalflux
May 27, 2005



Jedit posted:

So the official answer to "how do I obtain Viagra" is now "it's not hard".

no that's the question and the answer is "obtain viagra"

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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Masonity posted:

In theory you can. I thought in practice it'd be early next year before they have the retail boxes available?

If it's legal to sell I would think you could just ask the pharmacist and they'll put it in a box for you, it just won't be on the shelf. When I asked for cinnarazine he just gave me a massive box of it from out the back so I now have enough nausea pills to cure a 100 gun lineship.

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