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Paracaidas
Sep 24, 2016
Consistently Tedious!

stone cold posted:

rounding up a posse to get the coward who snitched on avs

who’s with me

We'll raise up our glasses against evil forces
Singing whiskey for our Death to All Men, and beer for our horses.

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Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Avs doesnt like horses, can we jog instead?

stone cold
Feb 15, 2014

Furnaceface posted:

Avs doesnt like horses, can we jog instead?

metaphorical horses, friends

metaphorses

treasured8elief
Jul 25, 2011

Salad Prong

Furnaceface posted:

Avs doesnt like horses, can we jog instead?
:horse::horse::horse::horse:

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good

that at least has a tenuous connection to las vegas

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

I did a training exercise there. That place sucks.

ass struggle
Dec 25, 2012

by Athanatos
holy poo poo soviet electric avant gaurd is awsome

atelier morgan
Mar 11, 2003

super-scientific, ultra-gay

Lipstick Apathy

mooyashi posted:

Sacramento has the park with the chickens and a gay hamburger joint tho

sadly the gay hamburger joint isnt there any more

:rip: hamburger patty's

Randler
Jan 3, 2013

ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS
I wonder if Tekken induced hand pain is a legit reason to call in sick.

treasured8elief
Jul 25, 2011

Salad Prong

Happy december!

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

tentative8e8op posted:


Happy december!

wow look at all those cucumbrs

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/frozenblueber/status/936367227825217536

Multilake
Dec 11, 2016

If you're in a jam, a crayon scrunched under your nose makes a good pretend moustache.

Randler posted:

I wonder if Tekken induced hand pain is a legit reason to call in sick.

Call it Repetetive Strain Injury and you should be set!

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

i'll be sure to hand out the national suicide hotline number to all the war criminals i know

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!
Can someone please let us know as soon as the New York Post puts out their Flynn headline?

Multilake
Dec 11, 2016

If you're in a jam, a crayon scrunched under your nose makes a good pretend moustache.

Raskolnikov38 posted:

i'll be sure to hand out the national suicide hotline number to all the war criminals i know

According to Julia they are the real victims here! You are doing good, Sir

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


lol

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


that lol was for today, not any of these posts btw

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Berke do you think I would like eso. It's on sale.

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSaNDY7W4-k

Randler
Jan 3, 2013

ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS

Volkerball posted:

Berke do you think I would like eso. It's on sale.

It is not only on sale, it also has a free week until 6 December, so you can test it out for yourself and be the weapon making orc brute you were meant to be.

(Also, don't trust berke. He's an elfplayer. :colbert:)

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


Volkerball posted:

Berke do you think I would like eso. It's on sale.

its real cool and good

stone cold
Feb 15, 2014









crimes

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


if you choose to buy it id recommend probably going with the morrowind copy so you get morrowind+base game, and then if you want just sub (includes all DLC) or buy individually the dlc

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

GhostofJohnMuir posted:

man, this tax bill gets worse every time i hear about it. the end of days is at hand

You'll be fine you bougie management gently caress

Paracaidas
Sep 24, 2016
Consistently Tedious!
I'm going to a trendy new restaurant tonight. The previous occupant was a strip joint.

I have many jokes, all of which would be inappropriate to share with my party. What do I do, dadchat?

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
https://twitter.com/SenateDems/status/936285550323159042

pokemon
Dec 1, 2017

by Smythe
it is my grandmother's 80th birthday today

this is a triumphant occasion for her, because her mother started predicting years in advance that she'd die months before reaching 80, and although she was in perfect health, she refused to listen to reason and gazed clear-eyed into the approaching void that nobody could see but her like amaranta from one hundred years of solitude until she suddenly took sick at 79 years and 10 months of age and died almost instantly. obviously this had a big effect on her daughter, we've tried to convince her all her life that it was only her mum who had the vision or whatever and just because she didn't make 80 doesn't mean nobody else in the family would make 80, but in the end there was only one thing that would convince her and that was the advent of her 80th birthday, which has now arrived and which she now intends to spend drinking champagne (there are about ten parties planned for her in different locations over the next few weeks, every year her birthday flows seamlessly into hanukkah and then into christmas and then secular new year because dammit she deserves a month-long birthday party and i will let nobody take that away from her)

in other news, i've been called in to audition for a tv game show where everyone chooses their specialty topic, mine is leonard cohen

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Paracaidas posted:

I'm going to a trendy new restaurant tonight. The previous occupant was a strip joint.

I have many jokes, all of which would be inappropriate to share with my party. What do I do, dadchat?

enjoy your dinner and don't make inappropriate jokes

Paracaidas
Sep 24, 2016
Consistently Tedious!

The Muppets On PCP posted:

enjoy your dinner and don't make inappropriate jokes

idgi

pokemon
Dec 1, 2017

by Smythe
we are having a high tea tomorrow for some reason, i have never attended a high tea in my life and it sounds awful but we will make the most of it. many inappropriate jokes will be made. perhaps my hairy uncles will leap naked out of a cake

ass struggle
Dec 25, 2012

by Athanatos
oh man I found the ultimate panacea to wehrabooism in this book I'm reading


quote:


One thing in particular struck many of us as amazing: all along the beach, there were no horses! This was a surprise for you? Yes, we found it astonishing. This huge army had brought with it not one single horse or pack-mule! All their transport was mechanised. It may sound bizarre today, but this impressed us greatly, showing that the Allies had no need of horses anymore, as they had such huge oil resources and production capacity. Because, of course, the German armies used horses for transport on quite a large scale right up until the end of the war.

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good

corn in the bible posted:

You'll be fine you bougie management gently caress

i worry about others. i know a lot of people in grad school


pokemon posted:

we are having a high tea tomorrow for some reason, i have never attended a high tea in my life and it sounds awful but we will make the most of it. many inappropriate jokes will be made. perhaps my hairy uncles will leap naked out of a cake

just enjoy the small cucumber sandwiches

pokemon
Dec 1, 2017

by Smythe
an army without mules is like a sky without stars

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good

rear end struggle posted:

oh man I found the ultimate panacea to wehrabooism in this book I'm reading

this fits right into the wehraboosim talking point that america only won by cheating and having more stuff, if they had fought fair by fielding men and equipment man to man and tank to tank with no spare parts the germans would have one

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




https://twitter.com/MetalwoContext/status/921866037947183104

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

GhostofJohnMuir posted:

this fits right into the wehraboosim talking point that america only won by cheating and having more stuff, if they had fought fair by fielding men and equipment man to man and tank to tank with no spare parts the germans would have one

yeah but wehraboos think every german division was an elite Waffen-SS panzer division

ass struggle
Dec 25, 2012

by Athanatos

Raskolnikov38 posted:

yeah but wehraboos think every german division was an elite Waffen-SS panzer division

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_DnRn9hyFU

fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong

Raskolnikov38 posted:

yeah but wehraboos think every german division was an elite Waffen-SS panzer division

Well those sucked so technically all of them were

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ass struggle
Dec 25, 2012

by Athanatos

GhostofJohnMuir posted:

this fits right into the wehraboosim talking point that america only won by cheating and having more stuff, if they had fought fair by fielding men and equipment man to man and tank to tank with no spare parts the germans would have one

drat americans cheating by using planes

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