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Maxwell Adams posted:The C.O.N.N.O.R. System: “If they say no, then the answer is no, but they would never say no to helping me grow my arm back without becoming a giant lizard... because of the implication” The Unnamed One fucked around with this message at 17:44 on Nov 29, 2017 |
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Nov 29, 2017 18:10
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I mean, Jameson is Chekhov's gun here, he has to show up at some point. He probably accidentally shaved off his mustache and will try to use Connors' serum to regrow it.
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Nov 29, 2017 20:29
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Maxwell Adams posted:The C.O.N.N.O.R. System: Beautiful, the post of a golden God.
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Nov 29, 2017 21:55
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once connors inevitably starts chugging lizard serum, the only thing standing between him and freedom is nsm and a professional bystander. so yeah, he'll make his way back to civilization where jjj will save the day.
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Nov 29, 2017 23:07
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Hey, he never said he wouldn't become a lizard again. He just said he's not going to become a murderous lizard man again. This time, instead of murder, he'll be into arson.
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Nov 29, 2017 23:11
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"this time, i'm a lover, not a fighter!" *disappears into the swamps after a bunch of poorly drawn alligators*
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Nov 29, 2017 23:13
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Zeeman posted:I mean, Jameson is Chekhov's gun here, he has to show up at some point. He probably accidentally shaved off his mustache and will try to use Connors' serum to regrow it. JJ as The Lizard, but it's still just JJ because that personality can NEVER be dominated. "I NEED PICTURESSSSS OF THE SSSSSPIDER-MAN!!!" *whips his coffee mug through the window with his tail*
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Nov 29, 2017 23:28
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Really, he just needs to deal with the "becoming evil" part. Being a rad lizardman with two arms doesn't sound like a terrible deal.
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Nov 29, 2017 23:31
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The Lord of Hats posted:Really, he just needs to deal with the "becoming evil" part. Being a rad lizardman with two arms doesn't sound like a terrible deal. yea that feels like a thing even the real comics weirdly ignore. His issue is being The Lizard makes him murder happy and predatory, he should just find a way to be a sick nasty lizard dude with has two working arms.
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Nov 29, 2017 23:35
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There's a few times in the 90s cartoon where he is completely self-aware as the Lizard and he's just this rad super strong science man. Like the time he helped in the Secret Wars.
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Nov 29, 2017 23:38
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sexpig by night posted:yea that feels like a thing even the real comics weirdly ignore. His issue is being The Lizard makes him murder happy and predatory, he should just find a way to be a sick nasty lizard dude with has two working arms. In the comics, Connors had an Indonesian student who used a modified version of his serum to become a totally non-crazy lizard woman. She might have other problems, though. 
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Nov 30, 2017 00:19
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She pulled the Ol' Hal Jordan, I see
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Nov 30, 2017 00:23
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The MSJ posted:In the comics, Connors had an Indonesian student who used a modified version of his serum to become a totally non-crazy lizard woman. "We made the lizard serum less murdery" "Awesome!" "A BIT more rapey though." "poo poo, alright good enough for now, we'll call that version 1."
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Nov 30, 2017 00:24
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Well, I think it turned out later that he was actually his future self pretending to be his 16-year-old self stuck in his future self's body. Comics, everybody!
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Nov 30, 2017 00:26
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sexpig by night posted:yea that feels like a thing even the real comics weirdly ignore. His issue is being The Lizard makes him murder happy and predatory, he should just find a way to be a sick nasty lizard dude with has two working arms. that was how he ended up after shed. he was more or less content to stay in super prison without telling anyone who was in control, though. shed was pretty hosed up.
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Nov 30, 2017 01:09
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Connors will manage to become a non-murdery two armed lizard, but wonder how he'll be accepted in society in his new form. Cap will show up and invite Connors, into the avengers, and also JJJ who is there and found another Iron Man suit, but not Spidey. Seeing his dejection, MJ lets him wear his suit on the flight back, where he sees a very familiar kid.
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Nov 30, 2017 02:48
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I mean, as long as we're talking Shed here, that version of the Lizard also had some, uh... ... issues... with boundaries. (and  )
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Nov 30, 2017 03:03
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As I said before, not a fan of Shed. Lizard's always been a separate, insane personality from Curt Connors, so much that he rarely understands they're the same person. Although both in the comic and in the 90s cartoon, there was a point where Dr. Connors' mind was in his lizard body, but he didn't seem too thrilled about it.
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Nov 30, 2017 03:42
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I like how it's like "Lizard brains can't form emotional attachments". Yes, and lizards can't regrow arms, they don't tend to have previously been scientists, they don't generally attempt to turn the entire rest of the world into fellow lizards, and they don't speak human languages, broken or not. I'm pretty sure The Lizard doesn't have to follow strict biological realistic lizard rules. LET THE GREEN SCALY SCIENCE MAN BE A PROFESSOR MARVEL! I legit want a storyline where Conners turns into the Lizard, puts on a nice suit, walks into his class one day, and announces "Good news everyone!"
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Nov 30, 2017 04:00
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The Unnamed One posted:I mean, as long as we're talking Shed here, that version of the Lizard also had some, uh... I want a Biotruths Lizard vs Fedora Moleman fight.
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Nov 30, 2017 04:05
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Kurui Reiten posted:LET THE GREEN SCALY SCIENCE MAN BE A PROFESSOR MARVEL! I legit want a storyline where Conners turns into the Lizard, puts on a nice suit, walks into his class one day, and announces "Good news everyone!"
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Nov 30, 2017 04:12
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He still wouldn't be as terrible a professor as Beast.
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Nov 30, 2017 04:13
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Isn't Beast still a race-traitor working exclusively for Inhumans? Whoever is running the X-Mansion right now needs a good scientist, and Connors' science laser could seemingly do everything in the 90s cartoon.
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Nov 30, 2017 04:33
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Honestly, that's the kind of thing I wish comics would let happen. The main hero can't change a ton? Ok, not great, but ok, let's do something with the supporting cast/villains. Let Conners eventually become the Lizard full time, he gets his arm back but has to deal with being a lizard man professor. Keep Kraven as the "I am loving immortal and I am going to hunt ALL the game" dude from Squirrel Girl. That sort of thing. Same with Batman, just because I've thought that longer: Riddler as a detective, Scarecrow ACTUALLY getting to join the Yellow Lanterns. I feel like you can move villains/supporting cast members to different spots way easier than heroes, because they're inherently less marketable overall.
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Nov 30, 2017 04:36
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graham cracker posted:Turns out the swamp is actuallty an embassy for the savage land and sauron turns connors into a dinosaur which is totally not a lizard. Because he doesn't want to regrow limbs. He wants to turn people into dinosaurs. Spider-man and the x-men was too good for this world
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Nov 30, 2017 04:51
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That picture is bullshit, plenty of lizards like a cuddle. That is lizard discrimination.
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Nov 30, 2017 05:37
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Kurui Reiten posted:Riddler as a detective I'm pretty sure they did this for awhile, Riddler started working with Catwoman and even Batman(?) as a private detective and demonstrated some honest to goodness character growth. Don't worry though, DC quickly "fixed" that.
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Nov 30, 2017 06:12
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Mulva posted:That picture is bullshit, plenty of lizards like a cuddle. That is lizard discrimination. If the Internet has taught me anything it is that turtles are reptiles and that they love a good hot shower and dance. What I am saying is lizards don't suck as much as that comic says they do.
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Nov 30, 2017 06:29
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Nov 30, 2017 06:37
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Oh so she's going to run into JJJ hunting alligators in the swamp and the two of them are going to save Peter from a lizard. e: Alternatively JJJ and the lizard save MJ from Kraven who's in Florida for some reason.
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Nov 30, 2017 06:40
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"say, did you know that lizards hunt in packs and can survive indefinitely in a vacuum?" "i wasn't sure about you before, but you're hired." aside from his charming erroneous factoids, i can't think of any other possible reason connors could still get a job at a lab after turning into the lizard like 20 different times.
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Nov 30, 2017 06:42
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Pete looks so bored in that last panel. He absolutely knows hes going to have to try (and fail) to save her from a giant reptile of some kind.
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Nov 30, 2017 06:46
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Fourth panel MJ turns around and Pete's flexing at her. Curt looking forlornly at Peter's arms. Push El Burrito fucked around with this message at 07:01 on Nov 30, 2017 |
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Nov 30, 2017 06:58
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Who doesn't love a nice, relaxing walk through the swamp?
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evilmiera posted:If the Internet has taught me anything it is that turtles are reptiles and that they love a good hot shower and dance. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eg6Xe2HUcA
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Nov 30, 2017 09:27
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:that was how he ended up after shed. he was more or less content to stay in super prison without telling anyone who was in control, though. shed was pretty hosed up. And after that there was an arc where Curt experimented until he went back to his humany Curt Connors body and two arms...but with the Lizard's mind. And he was upset that he was stuck in a wimpy human body.
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Nov 30, 2017 16:53
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The Question IRL posted:And after that there was an arc where Curt experimented until he went back to his humany Curt Connors body and two arms...but with the Lizard's mind. And he was upset that he was stuck in a wimpy human body. So you're saying that post-Shed Curt Connors is basically Newspaper Spider-Man? How many times has he been knocked out by a brick?
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Nov 30, 2017 17:00
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The Question IRL posted:And after that there was an arc where Curt experimented until he went back to his humany Curt Connors body and two arms...but with the Lizard's mind. And he was upset that he was stuck in a wimpy human body. I want him to meet the Savage Bruce Banner.
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