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I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
How could it possibly be the case, that come monday there hasn't been enough dual citizens uncovered to bring down the government?

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Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



Put me down for June 16, my dad's birthday and as late as it will probably be if it's going to happen.

Resident Idiot
May 11, 2007

Maxine13
Grimey Drawer
I'm feeling a Tuesday, so 6th of March.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
the 15th of March because it would be too on the nose and they lack subtlty

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
TV presenter Eddie McGuire has come under fire for pandering to an offensive anti-Semitic stereotype on last night’s episode of Millionaire Hot Seat.

During a chat with one of the contestants, the show’s host said, “So you have a Jewish father and a Scottish mother. I reckon it would have been hard getting pocket money from them.”

Negative Entropy
Nov 30, 2009

I'm going to take the pessimistic view and say Turnbull will not only last until the election but will win.

AgentF
May 11, 2009
Can't stumble the Trumble

Capt.Whorebags
Jan 10, 2005

Lock in February 13th, thanks Eddie.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Former Cairns MP Rob Pyne has wasted no time in carving out a new niche following his election loss, turning to the world of cryptocurrency.
He has changed his social media pages from "Rob Pyne: Member for Cairns" to "Rob Pyne: Cryptocurrency Guru" after losing his seat in the November 25 state poll.

Whitlam
Aug 2, 2014

Some goons overreact. Go figure.
gently caress it, in for my birthday. June 25.

Cartoon
Jun 20, 2008

poop
*Notes all the DOB data into Goons_ASIO_Jihad_Prank.XLS*

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay
put me down for trumble winning the election and one thousand year lnp reich

Severing
Aug 26, 2017

These dates are way too specific.

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.
gently caress it, January 20.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/SkyNewsAust/status/936506444425265153

:allbuttons:

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
is she going for slutty geisha or Marie Antoinette?

Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



It's the "Melbourne Cup morning prior to guzzling 12 champagne flutes, shouting racial slurs at anyone not white and eventually getting into a physical altercation with security and/or the police" look.

Zenithe
Feb 25, 2013

Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.
So that weirdo aristocratic accent has just gone now? Such an odd person.

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

cheese-cube posted:

It's the "Melbourne Cup morning prior to guzzling 12 champagne flutes, shouting racial slurs at anyone not white and eventually getting into a physical altercation with security and/or the police" look.

Oh that's just her every day look.

Schlesische
Jul 4, 2012


I've never heard her talk before.
Holy poo poo, she looks and sounds like an absolute fuckwit. Like she perfectly encapsulates the insanity that is her twitter account.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008


Peta be like "I think we need to get the gardener in here"

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/katrinawalker/status/936524706114551808

https://twitter.com/k_morrissey/status/936528476928057346

https://twitter.com/VxSNICKERS/status/936533977698938880

https://twitter.com/VxSNICKERS/status/936530647417368577

https://twitter.com/bronte__lee/status/936547132852420609

https://twitter.com/Shirkelton/status/936545764532150272

https://twitter.com/liv_croagh/status/936544688256950272

tithin
Nov 14, 2003


[Grandmaster Tactician]



Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.
~*cOnSeRvAtIsM iS tHe NeW pUnK rOcK*~

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

~~Beautiful Daisy :allears:

Negative Entropy
Nov 30, 2009

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

is she going for slutty geisha or Marie Antoinette?
:catstare:
Stop focusing on women's attire to detract from what women say and do.

Resident Idiot
May 11, 2007

Maxine13
Grimey Drawer

The Guardian posted:

The hearing was further disrupted when BuzzFeed journalist Alice Workman, who was reporting from inside the committee room, tweeted that ROC officials were openly joking, during the second unscheduled break, that it had been “a very productive half hour”, “they could do this all day” and Labor was “getting pretty desperate”.

Cameron, when he saw Workman’s tweet, demanded to know which officials had made the comments, accusing them of being extremely “partisan” for public servants.

Mark Bielecki, the commissioner of the Registered Organisations Commission, and Chris Enright, the executive manager, admitted to making the comments.

That led Cash to claim angrily that journalists must be “listening in to private conversations” and demanded the matter be referred to the Senate president. Cash had to be reminded that journalists were allowed to sit in the committee room and conversations in the room could be overheard by anyone.

Cash then instructed officials from the ROC and FWO to cover the papers on their desks so photographers could not take pictures of them.

From https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2017/dec/01/michaelia-cash-claims-public-interest-immunity-over-union-raid-tipoff, though as usual the best jokes are on Twitter.

I never thought I'd live in a world where the best political journalist in the country works for Buzzfeed.

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

I would blow Dane Cook posted:



Peta be like "I think we need to get the gardener in here"

I think Peta was going to rip her head off in that screenshot.

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.
Can I watch it somewhere?

Sparticle
Oct 7, 2012

Kommando posted:

:catstare:
Stop focusing on women's attire to detract from what women say and do.

I would normally agree but she didn't actually say anything. It was the same kind of meaningless commentary usually reserved for a football match.

Sparticle
Oct 7, 2012

basically I'm jealous that I don't get invited onto Sky to say "LNP are bad at government but Labor are mean". I also don't look good in Kitten D'Amour.

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003





Anyone know how he measures up as a choice?

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)

MikeJF posted:

Anyone know how he measures up as a choice?

https://twitter.com/169lunar/status/936404494564311042

:shrug:

CrazyTolradi
Oct 2, 2011

It feels so good to be so bad.....at posting.

MikeJF posted:

Anyone know how he measures up as a choice?
He's as close to being Dyson Heydon without actually being Dyson Heydon.

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




Welp so much for that.

CrazyTolradi
Oct 2, 2011

It feels so good to be so bad.....at posting.

You can see how the Libs are trying to shift the focus of the RC into super funds but seriously, if they don't actually go after banks then George Christensen and the other Nats pushing for this will run riot and it'll just divide the Coalition even further apart.

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



CrazyTolradi posted:

You can see how the Libs are trying to shift the focus of the RC into super funds but seriously, if they don't actually go after banks then George Christensen and the other Nats pushing for this will run riot and it'll just divide the Coalition even further apart.

only if their base notices theyre being screwed again but they wont. daisey should do the outfit andthe accent

trunkh
Jan 31, 2011



Kommando posted:

:catstare:
Stop focusing on women's attire to detract from what women say and do.

Yeah play the ball, not the madam guys.

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Amoeba102
Jan 22, 2010

Some of the posters in this thread's obsession with unremarkable right wing commentators is obsessive and creepy. They've said and done nothing important, why are you posting this?

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